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Synzu:
Lezz you need to see someone being whipped on this thread

lolz, I saw someone being knocked about like a pinball until he was forced to wave the white flag

Synzu:
Le.zz you need to see someone being whipped on this thread

Hahaha, who's been whipped? What's his crime?

Ganoderma:
Which is a huge problem in the first place

Chances are that if the enthusiasm will be dampened simply because of the effects of age, then the enthusiasm will have already started waning long before then.

I'm looking at it from another perspective too. Majority of women at age 45 has already begun the menopausal phase, it comes with depression, low sex drive and emotional unrest. Most men at that age are still sexually active.


My take; Sex is one factor of expressing love in matrimony that cannot be rivalled. There are a dozen other ways of expressing love but none has rivalled the bonding sex brings.


Men are sighful beings, a wife who wears her age well in body and outlook will enjoy her husband's attention more than the one who becomes sloven, having an over-reliance on love alone.

damostic2005:
Hello guys, I need your honest opinions, I'm 26years old and I'm in love with a 30year old lady. She loves me too and she's got 2kids already, she has never been married as the father of her children left her over 8years ago..

She's a responsible woman as far as I know because she takes proper care of her kids, she's fromAkwa ibom and she's a police officer (Asp) but my parents don't want me to be with her, they say because she's older and she's got kids and because she's not yoruba, that she won't be submissive and respectful to me, bla bla bla.

..I'm a fresh graduate am still job hunting though..but once I get a job and settle down, I'm willing to go all the way with her..

We have been off and on for 4years now..but one thing am sure is that she loves me and her kids love me too..please I'm I on the right path? I hope am not getting myself into trouble? Please I need your candid advise..thank you guys

Trust me, you DON'T want to get married to an elderly POLICE WOMAN with 2 kids already. I won't say much but 4 years from now, your eyes will be open and you'll come thank me here.

Creamish:
Are you into sports? I get bored with men who aren't..

you'll soon be answering that question soon with what your eyes shall see. Trust me.

Everyone, here's a link where Darkenedrebel aka, the darkenedbaboon was exposed for creating monikers to create likes for himself.

This kid literally breaths on internet validation and approval. He has no life where he calls his own.

https://www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/227#27528799#27528799

Go through the link and watch this misshapen blackbeetle cockroach exposed for the fraud he is.

I'll paste screenshots of monikers created newly and without a single post or thread all liking his posts

I will also post his admittance that the picture he denies here is his. Watch him plead for the Mods to punish those who exposed his pictures.

More coming shortly.......

darkenedrebel:
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@bolded...Hell no. That's very ludicrous
She's way older than me. We are more like frenemies(something like Drake & Josh or Harvey Specter & Louis Litt) Pay no mind to what that befuddled over-aged lunatic expectorates. He's the one always chasing virtual internet chicks - I on the other hand have a large number of girlfriends offline - there's a huge difference between us. He's the sex-starved tool, not me.

I mentioned her because she wouldn't mind, and also because he derailed the conversation first by including a bunch of unrelated things - I merely reciprocated the gesture.

E-fück her? Nah. Even if he did, it's none of my darn business.
He was àss-licking & acting too subservient in his interactions with her. I didn't feel comfortable with him demeaning the male specie by acting like an obsequious Uriah heep. And I quoted him to express my displeasure, not in an inveighing manner of course.
Nubian saw it and she didn't do nowt. We've quoted each other after then many times, so your friend is either high on cow dung or hallucinating.
I don't know about you but from where I come from, women like to be manhandled a little bit, not have a toadying foöl worship them all day.

He also said Nubian or Creamish didn't follow me. When in fact Nubian was the one that followed me first.
I wonder how creamish even came into the frame of discussion. He probably likes her and only used that as a subtle way of getting her attention as he does to every single monicker carry the (f) tag

I woke up to only 4 mentions. I'm disappointed. I thought he would have mentioned me like 600 times. Or posted 65 fake photos to claim they belong to me.
We on the other hand have seen what he really look
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Rejection pains you to your bones I feel you crack. You claimed you dissed my thread just for jokes only for you to contradict yourself by claiming you did it out of scorn. You claimed you never knew me, yet you're pained to call Nubian into the matter when it doesn't relate to her.
That's why internet isn't cool for kids with attention deficit syndrome and high dementia. Half the girls you drool over and follow don't follow you back. You're hurting.
But who wants to follow an insecure, poverty-overridden destitute who creates fake female monikers to woo himself on nairaland? To mislead unsuspecting females that he is wanted.

Who wants to be interested in an attention seeking diminutive mentally starved glory-craver who creates fake monikers to give himself cheap "likes" ?


Aren't you the guttersnipe who claimed his mother is white and that his dad is from a royal peerage? Yet you're as black as a burnt offering, as unsightly as a moonless night. With wide gaping nostrils befitting a chacma, mandrillus baboon

A poverty beaten frog who couldn't get funds to support his fine artistry work. A failed rapper who screams "you know who this is", when you have no single solo in your name. How do we know you? Did you attend same school with us?
Rantings of a virtually rejected ape.


Ever since your pictures surfaced in NL you've been acting out of desperate to stay relevant. Rap is dead kid as dead as your dreams. You always fail in all aspect humanity has no use for.


I would have travelled back in time and advice your father to _ejaculate on your mother's wrinkled laps if I knew humanity will be burdened by a raving, delusional lunatic who couldn't face the swing of events.


Rejected ape of desperation

Creamish:
@bold.ed ..Very true..atleast for me. It's a 5 year difference between us and for me it's very much ideal. I wouldn't mind a 4-8yrs difference.

I know women who look 10 years younger than they actually are (e.g me). So the men end up aging faster . I'm also in support of a good exercise/workout or sports ..the latter is more fun for me. It helps delay aging/sagging bodies and a generally unattractive appearance.

Seems my attraction to you stems from many sources. Lord help me.

Synzu:
That's how he is. Always envious and pained. The kid is also sexstarved so I don't blame him but going by his poor looks and financial stand, I don't blame the ladies who reject him either

His desperation is sickening, bro. And to think he actually think he's important is the height of delusion.

Synzu:
He's an equally sore looser. Ever since his ugly photos surfaced, he's been trying hard to stay relevant on NL


The dude once opened a female account to woo himself in a bid to revive his dwindling reputation but he was badly busted! He's also a recognised beggar! He's always begging NL girls for money. Dude even claimed that he's from a royal family and his mom is ukranian but he's blacker than the back of a pot!!

Mehn, you'll be wasting your time engaging that looser. I'll advise you ignore his rants as from now (cos he will surely start ranting with your moniker too). Deal with him on your own time instead of his.

You mean I've been conversing with Nairaland's nuisance and duchebag? I never new that fool's reputation doesn't even command the respect of a street dog.

He follows _Nubian and _creamish none of whom followed him, so my convo with Nubian irks him to his core.

I have marked him out and will be on his tail here.

Synzu:
Even the rap seff, him no sabi.

Mornin bro.

Morning, brother. You should have seen how the guy embarrassed himself. Even dragging Nubian unwittingly into the matter. The kid is a bad loser.

Ganoderma:
Like you said it is rather subjective.

I have seen couples where the wife is 10 years younger than the husband, yet as time goes on she looked 5 years older.

The effect of age is not something you determine by age gap. Individuals have it different. There are people who look 10 years older immediately after their first child. And there are couples where the wife is older but you can never tell in their advanced ages.

Besides, age does not determine when heated passion subsides. Heated passion is not what holds a relationship. I've seen couples in their late 70's still having seex.

Yes, you're right almost entirely. Couples actually spend less than one fourth in bed for the entire duration of their lives. But heated passion is also subjective too.

Nigerian women are wont to neglecting their physical appeal once they are safely married, and I have also seen couples in their 90's still holding hands . The husband died first and the wife followed in a week's time.

That was one experience that defined my view of marriage and love forever.

But physical appeal matters too. I have seen husbands who want there wives to dress seductively sharp. If such wives end up being slovenly draped , it will surely dampen the enthusiasm of passion in the marriage.

Sunnypar:
10 years is perfect.

That's what I think. A guy of , say, 35 marries a lady of 25, in the next 10 years, they are both looking the same age.

Synzu:
I see you've already dismembered that guinea pig

That fool never saw it coming. He thinks this is rap.

Thanks brother. Le.zz is getting out of jail tomorrow. I'm tagging you on a thread too.

AyamBlaze:
u and the other guy ain't making any sense. All this ur grammar won't get u a Grammy nomination, much less a Headies award. U only end up being a clown! #MyOpinion

Yes we aren't. My apologies! He had it coming. I couldn't ignore. One jibe too many.

egedege1:
Once they drop one, they go out of shape.

So true, my brother.

Kachisbarbie:
Those men with stomachs like mortar, are their wives allowed to cheat too? Since they have refused to look like Treysongz?

The only things that keeps a man is a man that wants to be kept, not good looks, sex, food...anything.

Beautiful, you're brilliant. Yes only principles and a sense of morality can stop a man from cheating. But, a woman who looks after her body will dampen the desires than calls from without.

If I have for a wife a waist like yours, no amount of hip-swinging or butty-shaking will lure me away from her

lifeisabitch:
maybe if you didn't mention Nubian, is she your e crush? Did he efuck her like he did so many others? Perhaps he did and ur hurting.

Nigerian mentality what? Arent t u Nigerian?

That's Nairaland's most insecure buffoonish zany. This is how it all began:
Nubian invited me to her thread where the lizard-looking darkenedbaboon has been trying to woo her. Immediately I showed up, the frustrated newt, jumped on my mention throwing veiled insult. But I ignored him.

Weeks later, I opened my thread "The Power To Have Her Come", same skeletal, under-fed nuisance still came typing rubish. I ignored still.

And here today, he repeated same. A fool whose life hasn't begun. Who doesn't even have an acquisition or education to support his pride and lust for women.


Nairaland should prepare the casket of the youngest fool who's about to die of HBP.

darkenedrebel:
I'm sorry about the unwarranted mention you got. I thought I accented the letters in your monicker, my bad.

How do you know my initial statement came from a bad belle angle? I sense jingoistic biasness. How can I have bad belle for someone I barely know. This Naija mentality is beginning to irk me. Your friend is just bored. He probably had a bad day and is looking for a way to channel that frustration out of him.
The words Greek Pantheon & Veto power were included in my comment. That alone proves it was a lighthearted comment i.e if a person's sense of humor is intact.

It's fun actually . I heard he is above 30 years old or so. Seeing someone that old act like this gives me optical stimuli. I just can't imagine myself being 30 and acting like an exuberant teenager on Nairaland 24/7 - I'd probably be doing things 30 year olds do on a Monday evening - like playing gulf with my business partners at the country club, or watching TV with my comely wife & children.

Dude stop giving excuses. It won't fly here. Your insecurity cannot be redeemed by all the standing armies of the United Nation.

You're a dripping bag of shiit and a kid who never got perantal approval.

Why don't you commit yourself to your village shrine for sacrifice, I'll will guarantee your obituary makes front page in nairaland.

Waste of _fuck. Stupid kids using Nairaland for ego massage.

Any day you rock onto my thread or post and spew trash, I'll troll you for months without end.

Delusional, epileptic, egocentric anthropoid. You're the fallen branch of your family tree.

Physically diminished bastardo!!!

darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me. That's already cliché, you know?
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy. Something a coward would do.

hahaha...Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Instead of following in their footsteps, you are on the internet masturbating over e-duels. Trite futureless bastard.
I sincerely wish I had the time to engage you in a verbal war. Your so-called vocab would be eviscerated faster than an ascaris worm colliding with a bag of salt. But I don't have that time anymore. It's so sad. I'd let you off the hook today.

•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*

Your entire existence is not even worth the five minutes _fuck and sweat your parents perspired to conceive you.

You can't measure up. Failed fine artist; who does that these days? Here's the skeletal heap of dried bones I have been conversing with.

Someone whose scanty flesh potrays his wretchedness of material and intellectual disposition.

Not even a Burundian destitute can be this malformed.

Little wonder you rove over Nairaland, seeking any semblance of the life you never lived.

platyrrhinic, poverty-striken, necessitous Chimpanzee

darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me. That's already cliché, you know?
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy. Something a coward would do.

hahaha...Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Instead of following in their footsteps, you are on the internet masturbating over e-duels. Trite futureless bastard.
I sincerely wish I had the time to engage you in a verbal war. Your so-called vocab would be eviscerated faster than an ascaris worm colliding with a bag of salt. But I don't have that time anymore. It's so sad. I'd let you off the hook today.

•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*

What do you mean you don't have time. Aren't you on mobile? Don't tell me you still use a desktop

Preoccupy yourself with growing your little, insecure mind out of your little, undernourished, diminished physique, darkenedbaboon. And get a life.

You haven't justified your birthing yet. You're waste of humanity with a misplaced ego large enough to consume you.

Vulnerable, gaping cuntt who needs attention to feel alive. Ugly Halfwitted Changeling.

darkenedrebel:
Hahahaha. Go ahead 34 year old NL addict. Post fake photos to come claim they belong to me.
You couldn't handle the heat, you had to go plead for backup(from Sinzü)That's a bïtch move boy.

hahaha . Nairaland-addict indeed. All your mates don marry finish. Old futureless bastard.
•Singing Kendrick Lamar's backroom freestyle*

Not now!!!

You claimed you never knew me! Now you mentioned Nubian?? Wow. Dude your insecurity has a long span.


That was the first time you dissed me satirically. I ignored you. I saw your fears and insecurity.

You've been shadowing and smothering my posts/threads since then, why. Because Nubian called you a fagg and dismissed you like the crawling roach you are?

But you aren't just a roach. You are the malformed birthing of Nature's quirk: Physically diminutive, intellectually insecure, frustrated glory-craver.

Bastardo!!!!

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darkenedrebel:
That wasn't to be taken literarily. The apology was satirical and a sarcastic way of branding your writeup nonsensical. If you couldn't figure that out, it puts the validity of your nous in question.

Look who's talking about "contradiction", and yet you claimed this dissertation was about "women looking fit for their husbands", but titled it - "What's the ideal spousal age difference"?
If that isn't bipolarity coupled with confusion.

And I'm not being argumentative. I didn't quote you, remember? I merely confuted your written and then you came on the offense like a kid who just had his lunch money botched from him.
You couldn't fathom or come to terms with people saying that your writeup is wack. If there's anyone here trying to administer first aid to his bruised ego, it's you.




You are very stüpid you know? What is that pile of balderdash up there suppose to mean? Was that meant to pass a salient point across? Enlighten me. I think you are mentally-indigent . Don't take it personal, it's just a speculation.

No one is trying to seem right here punk. The only thing happening here is an over-aged deluded Nairaland-addict ovülating over the innocent comment of Darkrebel.
Lifeisabitch said your entire chronicle was crap. Why single me out? Why aren't you encumbering her mention notifications with your puerile tirade? You are bored right?
If you feel oppressed, you can always go impale yourself on an HIV-infected javelin.



Like I said, I don't remember ever quoting you. And I barely know you, save for my follower feeds where your sobriquet pops out once in a while.

I'm flattered you mentioned Fine Art & Rapping as one of the things I do in my past-time. That proves you are a big fan. Don't forget to add kicking-assés-of-lunatics like you in my resume.
Let's delve into your resume, shall we?
•Known to be an emotionally-unstable loser
•Known to be a chronic ass-licker
•Known to be on NL 24/7, either crushing for chats with women in order to lick their assés, or for looking for the slightest opportunity to pick up a fight.
•Also known to purposely convolute his sentences which are filled with malapropisms & long-winded syllables that are in most cases not even syntactic & grammatically appropriate. All in a vain attempt to mask the fact that he's really not intelligent. Such inferiority complex. I sincerely feel pity for you.

[/s] A long wailing narrative depicting the feet-stamping cry of a kid drenched in the sweat of self-doubt. Let me do it short for you :

This isnt one of your rap battle lines of juvenile rants with overlapping rhymes of satiety. And are you not that undernourished, skeletally structured, leucophaeus, dark baboon who claims to be half russian and half Nigerian ? Insecurr toad flexing internet muscles when he is still looking at the world througg his mother's wrappers.

Idiotta.

Aren't you the 8 legged anthropoid blackmailing girls in NL to have sex with them?

Nubian? Bwahahaha!!! Dude, her thread "tea with Lola" was your first ever quote to me! That's when your dissing started after she called you a pot-,bellied, over--fed faggott

Take a look at you, a chacma baboon who claims to be of Ukrainian heritage. Insecure toad.
You're an annally expelled rapscallion _imbecile. You shall die by your insecurity and delusions and your corpes will have no time to rot in the dignity of a grave before being devoured by pirahan vultures.

Bastardo

postmann:
and i see you, searching for a lost crown
did le zz, lezz lie or the dark.troll stole it?
was that why you left the showers with vengance / envy dripping all over you
unprepared to a swipe wth your rare exposed?

please tell me where he knocked off your tooth
i could arrange for a dentist who can fix your ego back.

That's Nairaland's chief _idiot always looking for argument to remedy his actual life sliding out of his grips.

A buffoon who has never worked to support a strand of hair on his under-nourished skin.

Darkenedrebel = darkenedbaboon. _stupid goofball

Synzu:
Its very easy bro. Local search "My mom is from kiev" nd you'll find all what you're looking for.











Thank me later.

I thank you now, bro. Done!!! Bwahahaha.

Synzu:
Done! Saw the other one too. But I'm yet to receive it on my client. Whatsup??

I just mailed you again. Send me links of that nairalander and struggling rapper who claims to be of Russian heritage and threatens to blackmail girls who reject him. I need those his shirtless pics and ugly posts now.

Synzu:
He's a jobless graduate. What else you expect??


About that healing touch... **Clears throat**

Synzu follow me asap, I just followed you now!!!

darkenedrebel:
Don't get me wrong, I did read your post. I perused through expediently. You are not making any sense, mister. Only sissies argue without direction.

Contradicting yourself so soon? You apologised for not reading my post to the conclusion and now you perused through it? Do you even understand the words you use? Being argumentative wouldn't boost your depleted ego, lad. Being seen as always right wouldn't validate your intelligence that is devoid of real appreciation. You claimed not to know me, and you have dropped twice on my case with insecurity breaking your letters?

darkenedrebel:
Penchant to be seen by you? Haha. Stop hallucinating. Even if that were true, the onus probandi is on you to ascertain that claim, which is erroneous in the first place.

You're one dude who bears the burden of trying to live the life you never had virtually by any means here.

darkenedrebel:
How old are you? 12? This diatribe is uncalled for.
I skimmed through your post and got your message quite clear. If my disapproval of your writeup is the reason behind this prepubescent emotional outburst, then you really need to put yourself in check. If this is how you handle criticisms, then I don't know what else to say to you.

You're still peeping at the world through the purview of your parents, so stop all alussions to age. You haven't even defined your path. Aren't you the fine artist cum rapper and entertainer? I ignored your first 2 IDIOTIC ramblings, I decided to call you out on this, the 3rd one. Others have voiced their disapproval too and were well received. Yours carries a burden bigger than your diminutive physical constitution can handle.

darkenedrebel:
[s]This is the 3rd time? What the hell? I don't even know you dude.
Write a 345 word composition on yourself so I can fully acquaint myself, cos I know nowt about you.

Yet you are the one hyperventilating over commenters that oppose your so-called sarcasm-laced prose? If that isn't being emotional, then what is?

Look, If you were seeking for sugarcoated remarks, then you shouldn't have posted this in a public forum But since you posted it in a forum, then learn how to respect those that even considered gracing your deserted thread with a comment. And stop lading my mention notification. Drink water and move on.[/s]

Ramblings and incoherent NONSENSE!!! All my posts have their fair share of critism and appraisals by NLders and it is fine with me.


Only yours repeatedly bears the dark, looming spirits burdening a child bereft of self-value.

Let's share what irks you and made you thus

darkenedrebel:
I have intellectual hypermetropia. I could pinpoint logic with a vàgina in my face if it was standing 300 miles away.
Stop being emotional.



No one ever said it stirred infidelity in marriage. Do you even fully understand the meaning of the words you use. I said spousal age spacing is not a surety in combatting infidelity in marriages. Forgive me if I didn't read it to the end to be able to notice the sarcasm in your closer - I don't have the luxury of time.

If the thread is about "wives keeping fit for their hubbies", then why is the thread titled "What is the ideal spousal age difference?"

When your thoughts begin to synchronize with your actions, remind me to reply your mentions.

Thanks for admitting you don't read posts to their conclusion before rushing to react. What's the matter? The penchant for being seen and read got the better of your sense of objectivity and thoroughness? This is the 3rd time you have rocked up to my virtual hemisphere in a negative light and I don't care what spurs you. Be objective. You reek of a haunting,hanging overflow of emotions.
[quote author=darkenedrebel post=42767185]Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.


In bold is your original statement , and need I remind you that a positive assertion is an implicit admission to the negative of same statement? And in this context, you have erroneously, and with a blind haste, interpreted my thread-- it isn't your first time. Quit the show and argument that have marked your character here.

You have nothing to prove.


****and thanks for the 'pointer' to stirs, correction done.****

darkenedrebel:
Since this is merely an avalanche of conjectures that wasn't conceived from verifiable & empirical findings, I must therefore, by the veto power vested in me by the Greek pantheon, rescind this supposition that has not even a speck of logic in it.

You wouldn't be able to point logic if it stared you in the face.

darkenedrebel:
Spousal age difference hasn't & will not put an end to infidelity in marriages.

No one ever said spousal differences stir infidelity, the closing allusion which i believe you draw your inference is merely sarcastic as indicated by the smiley. The thread is about wives keeping fit and young for their husbands if the age gap is similar. Keep your assumptions in order.

postmann:
Your problems are mine, twin brother!

Brother? Hallucinatory delusions of schizophrenia and paranoia.