₦airaland Forum

LORDSAMURAI:
OLD man, she dont want to chat with you, cant u c d picture clearly, haba is it by force to chat with her?

Don't be pained, young man, your time will come to be human.

For now keep creating threads and electing yourself as the best

Learn to allow others praise you!
Don't force yourself on people!
Your parents should have thought you such basic courtesy

dollyjoy:
like i stated earlier,that is your opinion,as for me?there is no difference at all

It's not!!! I've heard others opine similarly too.

Maybe you're amongst the rare few whose skin can do auto adjustment

KINGinVAHALA:
Ohhh. i thought u had sense, i never knew u were this daft.
You call a claim with location evidence brag?
i wud u to first shut up ur mouth, pick ur towel nd walk into ur bathroom and shower, put on ur best wears, write out in a sheet of paper my office address i earlier stated, beg ur mum for t-fare and start coming to locate CEO in his office. And also, dnt 4get to hold your job credentials along bcus i might decide to hv sympathy on jobless you and employ you. But b4 i consider employing you, u must be a computer literate wit vast experience in HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT, PHP, mySQL.

Don't pour your frustrations on me lad.

Sorry you can't face the hard facts of life without the consolation of lies and vain boasting.

You possibility can't employ someone who fares better than you.

You should consider eating balanced nutritious meals to strengthen your calcium-defficient bones and undernourished skeletonised flesh.

You look like a Maiduguri internally displaced refugee that has gone years without shelter.


Take a look at your DP and see the poverty striken buffoonish simpleton who wants to be an employer.

Glory-thief!!!

dollyjoy:
both

Interesting, so you share maternal and paternal relationship both sides.

But you must admit the weather there is slightly milder than central Warri.

dollyjoy:
isoko.

Ozoro or Oleh? I drove through Ozoro last night.

dollyjoy:
no,i am not!!

Where?

dollyjoy:
well, that is your opinion,for me?there is no difference.

Are you warri born and raised?

KINGinVAHALA:
Hehehe. And hope u dnt plan verifying it through a faceless forum 'nairaland' ?

Since u re dat boy FBI, i wud advice you can come this moment. I promise you nt just a soft drink but a t-fare to return u back to your abode.

And it's same faceless forum you chose to brag about your mythological achievement?

dollyjoy:
how?the heat is everywhere

Yes it is, but the heat in Warri has a biting and itchy sensation to it. You won't feel it until you've stayed a considerably long period elsewhere.

dollyjoy:
loll,warri is fine as usual.

The heat is often suffocating!!! That's the first thing I notice as soon as I drive in. You feel the weather change from PTI roundabout.

dollyjoy:
nothing

That's better. Love the smile. How's warri?

Synzu:
Thank u, we'll be glad to verify and find out if this crayfish-looking peasant is telling the truth or if he's just being a pathological liar as usual!

You know in the internet everyone is Jonathan's cousin and also related to Aisha.

And a CEO can also mean the chief executive officer of a one-man Pure-water retailing business.

dollyjoy:

Why the sad face?

funlord:



The little boy is a boil on the face of humanity! No one needs to associate themselves with such classical displays of immense stupidity mixed with a tinge of gayness!

_Fuck him, his abysmal thread, his ancient trolling techniques, his non existent manhood and his cursed destiny!

HE IS AN _IMBECILE! End of.....................

.....story

Synzu:
I'll send someone to verify that claim and get back to me. Cos the uwangue godwin I know too well has a unisex underwear shop where he sells cheap boxers and pant.

Now that's one claim worth authenticating.

Luckily, I can verify that claim!

BumBae:
Morning lezzlie

Morning gracious!!!

funlord:



How did this "useless, god forsaken, ponmo lipped, multiple jamb writing, homo miscreants senseless" thread get to 4 pages?


Na wa 4 this romanceland sha!!!

That's because sensible people decided to trend this attention-seeking, platyrrhinian who doesn't even have the sense to hide his attention deficiency.

FTBOY:
the pressure was high. no team on earth plays against the almighty barca without getting cold feet. i was even surprised that arsenal managed to hold a goalless first-half in spite of the speculations. both teams were guilty of misses...especially barca in the second-half

True, Arsenal represent the easy-on-the-eye, free flowing football England has to offer. I wasn't really expecting them to cower to that degree.

PSG doesn't give that kind of respect to barca.

dubemnaija:
No sire

OK, brother.

FTBOY:
but he has quality players. he just doesn't know how to use them. they should have played their normal style.... the massive defense/attack strategy can only work for chelsea. arsenal's original play pattern is similar to barca's and that's what they should have used

Exactly!!!

I'm still thinking if he took Thiery Henry's advice.

FTBOY:
well, i never thought arsenal could defeat barca anyway. they both had laughable misses but in the end the better team won

Arsenal were too defensive for my liking. I'm a barca fan and expected to see a free flowing attack minded game. If arsenal weren't sitting so deep,they would have taken their chances when they came.

dubemnaija:
Yes, na my papa

Dubem? Are you related to the former minister of foreign affairs during Obasanjor's administration?

Tufanja:
Nothing exceptional about that. Its the general height of a model. If it wasn't regular, there wont be models. You also have enough ladies of that height too!

6ft ain't a common height any part of the globe girl.

FTBOY:
hahaha! some angry mod got your first handle, i guess?

lolz, yes o. Got nailed when I went blasting those envious south Africans!!!

But yesterday's match made my day. I slept like a king.

Coolcash1:
I am an Arsenal fan and I want to appeal to UEFA not to be drawing us against Barcelona again..Barcelona has consistently prove their superiority over us...

To all Barcelona fans I doff my hat for una.. Respect

You aren't just an Arsenal fan, you're a fan of football. Uncommon maturity and fan-manship.

FTBOY:
le.zz gave her the mention to grease her rusty ego. i guess you're just sweating it, anyway. i'd rather report her for trespassing....she's no longer immune to getting banned for rule violation on Nairaland. karma is a b1tch

Baddo,

dubemnaija:
Ur papa na policeman?

Nope, he ain't. Have no affiliation with the police and never liked them.

The police are relatively always easily dealt with when they err, Soldiers aren't. They can't even be identified once they reach the safety of their barracks.

Is your father the arrested soldier?

firstEVA:
Where did she get all that boobs from

Except the camera isn't rendering properly, those boobs are oddly out of proportion to me.

Makes her look like Johnny Bravo

A country without direction and order. If the army can sack and abduct police officers, I pause to wonder how defenlessness and helpless will ordinary Nigerians be; completely at the mercies of these undisciplined thugs in uniforms.

The story isn't funny; every right thinking Nigerian should be worried!

alexistaiwo:
meaning?

If the girl was in her preteen, say age 14 or thereabouts. She is very unlikely to feel attached to the man who deflowered her.

At that age most girls surrendered themselves without the knowledge or sacrifice they make. They give out their virginity as a junior school student will grudgingly give out his lunch.


Now if you take the age higher when a girl has come to grasp the meaning of love and sex from her higher teens. And she gets emotionally and sexually involved with a guy, she surely will bear that scar for most part of her life.

alexistaiwo:
i know disflowering a girl comes with many responsibities but is the above qiestion exaggerated?

Depends on the circumstances surrounding the incidenct and age of the girl.

luckylizzy:
Erm...*clears throat* I think I'd like lezz for a one night stand, that is if he lives Up to his acclaimed reputation of being a s£x god.

Then you're indeed a lucky Lizzy if you elect to share in the gift of my sexual acquirements.

Believe it you'll be enticed into making me a permanent bed drapery. But I love leaving my ladies --aching in between their legs-- with a sweet-pain sensation after I'm gone to heed the bidding of my life's quest.

My sexual recounts here are purely their physical representation in a virtual form; the only way I can paint the image I have lived for you to see them live and true in digital manifestation of letters