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PoliticsRe: El-Rufai's Convoy: Nigerians Recreate "A Door Opener For The Main Door Opener" by lichocho(m): 9:24pm On May 26, 2021
slowice:
Hahahahahahaahhaha grin werey people full this country ooo grin

The arrogance of our politicians is childish and stupid
bros I swear dis one gat me
PoliticsRe: SANS Fault Presidency's Attack On Grazing Ban, NEF Slams Buhari by lichocho(m): 6:12am On May 26, 2021
seunmsg:
You don’t even have to be a SAN to know that there is no sense in the argument of the FG against open grazing. The right to freedom if movement is not an absolute right, it doesn’t cover the right to illegally enter or occupy people’s properties (farms) and destroy them.

It’s so unfortunate that Buhari is now surrounded by ethnic jingoist who prefer the country to burn all in the name of promoting an ethnic agenda.
bubu don kw shit..dundee fc
PoliticsRe: The Grenade Of A Security Personnel Exploded Not A Suicide Bomber - EBSG by lichocho(m): 5:02pm On May 25, 2021
CilicMarin:
IPOB Terrorists are evil...

They should investigate well, it looks more like an IPOb Terrorist trying to learn suicide bombing to help bring down South East...

God Punish Nnamdi Kanu..
una like to de talk rubbish just to get quotes Nd likes...like say dem de pay money to una
SportsRe: Pep Guardiola Crowned LMA Manager Of The Year by lichocho(m): 12:10pm On May 25, 2021
UdyOgwoUde:
On 29th finale, it'll be like

Goal⚽28' 1-0 Werner
Goal⚽32'1-1 Sterling
Goal⚽ 42' 1-2 Stones

HT

Goal⚽ 60'2-2 Hudson-Odoi

FT 2-2

Extra time angry undecided

Goal⚽ 105' 3-2 Rudiger
-Rudiger removes his shirt while celebrating cheesy
105+2 yellow card to Rudiger

cool VAR checking the Goal⚽,
VAR has ruled out the goal, Havertz was offside cry huh

Penalties

Mount Goal⚽ 1-0
Torres Goal⚽ 1-1
Kante Goal⚽ 2-1
Dias Goal⚽ 2-2
James missed 2-2
Sterling Goal⚽ 2-3
Havertz Goal⚽ 3-3
Walker Goal⚽ 3-4
Gilmour Goal⚽ 4-4

Man city fans celebrating as kdb steps up while smiling grin
De Bruyne misses 4-4

(Penalties goes on)......

Abraham Goal⚽ 54-53
Foden Goal⚽ 54-54
Kovacic Goal⚽ 55-54
Zinchenko Goal⚽ 55-55
Mendy Goal⚽ 56-55
Ederson Goal⚽ 56-56
Tuchel Goal⚽ 57-56
Guardiola Goal⚽ 57-57

......the referee gets tired and award Arsenal 2021 Champions League winners grin grin

-- and that's how Arsenal lift their Champions League trophy

cheesy grin
see as u make me just deh smile de waka like mad man grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Issues Cryptic Instagram Post In Hint He Is Leaving Juventus by lichocho(m): 11:39am On May 25, 2021
Wait oooo...why Ronaldo wan prove him self Nd who him wan prove am give..zlatan nd Alves don do same tin,so why all dis adverts..we all kw say Ronaldo na goat,Messi na goat,zlatan na goat etc...so why Ronaldo feel say na him own good pass undecided
CrimeRe: P.O.S Latest Fraud by lichocho(m): 6:02pm On May 24, 2021
risos:
They'll still require otp to make transfer of funds possible.
Never give information about OTP, to anyone.
Thanks for the info
bros 100% true..cover d digits
SportsRe: Ligue 1: Lille Dethrone Paris Saint-germain As Champions by lichocho(m): 10:54am On May 24, 2021
paulolee:
I swear dt lose cost me too....the worst was dt i had an option of city, Chelsea n arsenal to drop one of them to reduce the risk bcox d other were Germany n la.liga games dt all delivered on Saturday..
I dropped arsenal bcoz of their bigger odds n was scared Brighton would hold them again as they did with city..
I picked Chelsea n was going insane when watching dt game dt dey lost, Wetin pain me pass b say arsenal won n blues allow me lost 86k, guy I swear i no fit sleep but it all good sha..
even my backup game sef I play Chelsea x2 Nd u4.5...make Chelsea just score one make I chop 20k dem no gree.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by lichocho(m): 11:15pm On May 22, 2021
powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.


imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.
nice one...abeg d rice Nd beans tins, how u take de sell am cos I get person for north wey go de even supply on a good rate..
SportsRe: See The Hilarious Funny Prayer Banner Spotted At Viewing Center In My Area by lichocho(m): 8:42pm On May 20, 2021
Information....lol
CrimeRe: Bashar Saidu Namaska Killed By Bandits by lichocho(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2021
ProgrammingRe: Can I Learn Programming With A 32-bit Operating System? by lichocho(m): 1:05pm On May 19, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
So sorry men. Honestly when you get a laptop just do web development forget the other stuff. It doesn't sell here. Let's see how things go in the coming months.
abeg dis una English too much ooo..wetin programming deh really do or work...
PhonesRe: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by lichocho(m): 7:40pm On May 18, 2021
1Alex:
Google pixel 3xl ₦320k. November 2018.

I will give it out soon as the spirit leads. The touch sensor is cracked but operates well with no issues. costs about 50k to replace it.

Whenever the spirit directs me, I can waybill it to any location in Nigeria to any Nairalander.
grin
PoliticsRe: Pamela Ifejoku: Ned Nwoko Jailed My Father, Okey Ifejoku, Illegally by lichocho(m): 4:19pm On May 16, 2021
manikspears:
So that means his money was legit.that is good.

Complaining that what.
dis land issue Nd intimidation
PoliticsRe: Pamela Ifejoku: Ned Nwoko Jailed My Father, Okey Ifejoku, Illegally by lichocho(m): 3:42pm On May 16, 2021
manikspears:
I use to think that ned's money is legit but with what I am hearing now,the man is not a saint . I hope Regina Daniels knows what she is getting herself into though.
his money is clean sha..but dat his mother’s village people are complaining badly about him.
PoliticsRe: Pamela Ifejoku: Ned Nwoko Jailed My Father, Okey Ifejoku, Illegally by lichocho(m): 3:40pm On May 16, 2021
GboyegaD:
Hmm...the average rich/influential Nigerian is an oppressor.

The entitlement mentality we have cuts across all levels.
so wots ur point?
PoliticsRe: Pamela Ifejoku: Ned Nwoko Jailed My Father, Okey Ifejoku, Illegally by lichocho(m): 3:39pm On May 16, 2021
Ezedon:
They dragged woman, your Father won, that's why he jailed him, not that land
if u no kw something keep quiet..everytin u see dia na 90% truth de inside
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Dislodges Squatters Beneath Iganmu Bridge by lichocho(m): 8:16pm On May 14, 2021
uptimum123:
Way to go... Lagos has always been blessed with smart leaders courtesy of our most cherished father in South West Bola Tinubu.

Come 2023 with Tinubu as President of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria, All Nigerians will start knowing what it feels like to have a great and visionary leader like Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

God bless Nigeria
God Bless Tinubu
God Bless Buhari
God Bless Osinbajo
God bless Sanwo-Olu
if na him go change 9ja fine..but make him no worst pass Bubu
CelebritiesRe: Isimbi Alliance Celebrates Her Birthday Reception With Friends In Abuja (Photos) by lichocho(m): 11:19pm On May 12, 2021
Tonyspecial:
Someone must bang her tonight tongue
na someone she find come 9ja,na someone go foot d bills grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 12th May 2021 by lichocho(m): 10:52pm On May 12, 2021
proxillin:
Yes against 11 men in the box 18. Trailer park.

If jorghino hadn't put the ball...eve u urself, u think u will score?

That's the only goal u scored..free gift from jorghino.

Ur keeper was facing fire every minute...kepa was a spectator.

But enjoy ur victory. No one should take it from you..you won...

I hope u will also celebrate with us when we win a trophy next week
see people wey invent packing of box don deh complain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 12th May 2021 by lichocho(m): 10:49pm On May 12, 2021
Angelfrost:
Saturday game is a bigger priority especially with where they are on the table and being in UCL final...
una get mouth I swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 12th May 2021 by lichocho(m): 10:45pm On May 12, 2021
proxillin:
Jorghino scored against us..not arsenal.

U packed the bus for 90minute...

At least you people can laugh Tonite..tuchel has been making u cry
hope say u chop before dis match? Cos dis ur mood ehh hungry no go catch u oooo..try give d worms wey deh ur belle food o dem no be arsenal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 12th May 2021 by lichocho(m): 10:36pm On May 12, 2021
Federickson02:
Jorginho have done another awoof for them. Low key hoping this will be his last season with us since they're Alot of better midfielders out there we can get undecided

Assnal fans should masturbate on this "lucky" win as usual. Because it'll be only thing they'll celebrate come d end of the season.

No UCL qualification, no Europa league qualification. Finished team undecided
no go hang ur sef ooo..sorry ohh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 12th May 2021 by lichocho(m): 10:29pm On May 12, 2021
Angelfrost:
That's the Arteta signature... Boring tactics, boring team set up, and boring style...

This is definitely the worst Arsenal team in history.
arsenal don de win now e don turn boring..wetin una want make arsenal do?
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by lichocho(m): 4:57pm On May 12, 2021
Blesyn22:
Ruby rose from the "Doorman, vanquish, SAS: Red notice,Bleep: Return of Xander Cage, John Wick: Chapter 2"

She ain't gay. Look at those hips
na gay she be
Foreign AffairsRe: Palestine Calls For UN Intervention To Halt Israeli Aggression On Gaza by lichocho(m): 1:05pm On May 12, 2021
I de even suspect nairaland sef...but make I no talk
BusinessRe: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by lichocho(m): 6:01pm On May 09, 2021
Whizzdom:
On Sunday, last two weeks my mom got a bank alert notification, someone sent her 3 million naira, she wasn't expecting money from anyone.

She was shocked, she called I and my younger sister. We couldn't believe it, so we waited for three days to see if the bank will reverse the money, they didn't, so I and my sister took our mom's ATM card to withdraw and test if the money was genuine.

We bought three phones from it. That's when we believed it was real. Then I transferred #50,000 to my bank and transferred #50k into my mom's other account which we used for foodstuffs.

On the fifth day the bank froze the remaining balance of the huge money sent. But no bank official or staff called my mom. That week passed, on the 3rd day of the second week, one lady called my mom by phone in the afternoon, she said her name is Sarah from so so bank.

My mom is not literate so they spoken in pidgin, she told my mom that she knows that my mom received a #3mil last two weeks and she has spent out of it. That the money was government money. Sarah told my mom to go to any nearest ........bank and write a mandate letter authorizing the bank to unfreeze the remaining #2mil in her acct and the bank will give us the beneficiary account which she will send the money back to. And we should return the money we spent out of it immediately.

When we got to my mom's bank, we went to customer agent area, instead of writing the mandate letter, we told the agent everything that happened leaving nothing untouched. the agent said we should give him the number of the staff that called us, when he called the Sarah with his phone, Sarah gave him another name, instead of introducing herself as Sarah, she said her name is Evelyn. She now told the agent to hold my mom down till she (Evelyn) gets to that bank to arrest my mom or whatever.

The agent said on what basis would he hold my mom down. The agent checked the description when the money was sent and he couldn't understand the description. He was saying how could this be government money. He told my mom to try and return the money spent and he told us to go.

The description on the transfer when it came in on Sunday was: "National Procurement of Scanners" #3million.

Is this truly a government money?

Nairalanders what are your opinions? Because my mom is scared, Sarah or Evelyn bullied her on the phone with jail time.

I don't know what to do.
tell dem say u tink say na kovic 19 palliative
AutosRe: Sunken Ship Carrying 4,200 New Cars Sliced To Sections And Raised(Pic) by lichocho(m): 3:23pm On May 09, 2021
Iron condem...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Of These Online Skills Would You Recommend For Me To Learn by lichocho(m): 5:13pm On May 08, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Ethical hacking anyday anytime twice on Saturday
i need learn dis stuff o..any recommendations?
CrimeRe: Man Bathes His Wife With Acid In Ghana (Graphic Photos) by lichocho(m): 3:35pm On May 07, 2021
okwadatigbogal:
But a married man canhuh I just knew one low-life will come here to directly or indirectly blame the woman! No matter what, nobody has the right to do this to anyone.
e fit be say na d man deh cheat sef..maybe d woman catch am come say she no do again..
CrimeRe: Man Bathes His Wife With Acid In Ghana (Graphic Photos) by lichocho(m): 3:32pm On May 07, 2021
Pierocash:
It must be connected to infidelity.

I see no reason a married woman will be desecrating the temple of marriage with adultery.

The man in question is a monster that needs to rot in jail. This is pure wickedness and madness joined together.

People should do more of home work than courting
true...but dem no go talk wetin start mata
InvestmentRe: Wales Kingdom Capital (A Ponzi Scheme Or Legit) by lichocho(m): 8:18am On May 07, 2021
SkyFi:
Nice one there. I have 1.5 million naira worth staked. purchased bnb, swapped to cake, staked to cake pool to earn more cake and bunny at more than 200% APY. How can I be dull to give some company my money to invest, they could be staking my money too and sharing my interest with me.
elaborate grin

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