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Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 11:07pm On Aug 14, 2010



Beyonce would kill for a Nigerian woman's elegant form that's why she is always dieting but poor thing. And beyonce has an average face Nigerian women are better looking and more elegant.

She is a ghetto man fantasy.
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 10:55pm On Aug 14, 2010



Sleezy8
now get the fuk outta you yanshless/hipless hoe hoe.



Me to get out of here? more like you should  take your backside outta here and back to your ghetto


where this is waiting  


                                                          A South African Beauty
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2010

sjeezy8
I dont know any straight man who would want a girl with narrow hips- wtf

That's cause you're ghetto


sjeezy8
and michele obama is one of the most unsexiest ladies alive- ew


That's my point, she is big and hippy and she knows it, that is why she is dieting, trying hard to develop the Nigerian woman's elegant figure.

Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 10:23pm On Aug 14, 2010
chuqudy 's beauty:


Hideous  Freddie-mercury look alike




I said so most of you guys are  ghetto!ghetto mentality! look at the type of girls you post as beautiful!Aren't you ashamed of yourself to post such horror! At least if you're going to post girls post pretty ones not freddie-mercury look alike

Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 9:35pm On Aug 14, 2010
Princek12 on Today at 08:05:20 PM
What's the deal with Naija girls and wowoness--they seem to go hand in hand. In Naija, the norm is that girls are wowo, and every non wowo girl is the exception. I shall say the truth, and I hope it shall set me free.

This wowo miss Nigeria represents the typical Naija chick, and I can't understand what the negative sentiment is? Do you want them to go and rent a girl from South Africa and present her as a Naija girl? They have to pick Miss Nigeria from an abundant pool of Naija girls, majority of whom are wowo, so it only follows that there is substantial probability that the girl chosen to represent Naija will be wowo, just as you can see in Miss Nigeria.

Again, I am not saying all Naija girls are wowo, as in they have wowo faces and hipless assless bodies, but that it is rare to see a pretty, alluring Naija girl who has hips and bakassi and a pretty face. If wowo chicks are not the norm, then why on earth will that wowo chick represent an entire country?

Ha ha what crap, Nigerian women are the best looking in Africa.  

Hey all, in case you did not know, listen and listen good. Nigerian girls love their softly curving hips and pert bottom. We are the only ones in africa with that classic look. Have you ever seen  an aristocrat walking around with wives with hampers for backsides,  hell no.  Do you know why because that Ghetto big ass look is reserved only for Truck Pushers, Hood Rats and cheap men with buck teeth, fly infested Beriberi lips

can you imagine  hamper butt in evening gown? yuk! yuk! yuk!


Notice how Mrs Obama ditched  that south African fat ass and big hip as soon as she became America first lady for a more sophisticated Nigerian figure.

Notice  when Jennifer Lopez was with P-DD or, whatever his name is,  she had big ghetto ass. As soon as she left him and set her eyes on more cultured  endeavor, what did she do, she ran to the gym to to get rid of the big hip and bloated ghetto Ass for a more sophisticated Nigerian figure.



WE NIGERIAN Girls are proud of our sophisticated  narrow  hips and Pert bottoms all those Hamper Butt other Africans carry around are the reserve of truck pushers and hood rats and cheap buck teeth men.


Nigerians girls have the figure sophisticated women all over the world crave,  narrow hips and pert bottoms. The Gym is full of south Africans and other west African types, broad hips, thunder thighs and big hampers, no wounder you Africans  hate Nigerians.
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Liedetect: 8:13pm On Aug 14, 2010


Concrete you are a mumu are you even Nigerian coming to write about Nigerian verses Ghana.  That make me suspect you are Ghanaian or some alien intruder.  Have you no shame why would you want to compare yourself with other Africans. If you are into comparison go compare your family/sisters with other Ghanaians and leave Nigerians alone.
Business / Re: Ghana Woos Innoson Auto Plant With Incentives by Liedetect: 11:10am On Aug 09, 2010
Since when did Ghana people think of themselves as better than anyone? Those people are full of inferiority complex. The thing, which is happening, is that they, Ghana people, have many Caribbean/African Americans egging them on. Carib/Africans who do not like the fact that they cant patronize Nigerians and that Nigerians stand up to them. Carib/African Americans who seem to believe, erroneously, that they originate from Ghana. These caribs/African Americans, friends of Ghana, make Nigerians their enemy and so Ghanaians too make Nigerians their enemy in keeping with the false pact.

Then you have the Oyibo element. They, Ghana people, have a deep Uncle Tom complex. Given half the chance their country would be a meritocracy in which the highest merit is bestowed on the person with the lightest colour. In this environment, the Oyibo, Asian etc have found their Idaho.

In Nigeria, a part of what some people call corruption, is the act of Nigerians playing Oyibo at their own game. The White investor at work or play would love to associate most with his own kind; he would dearly love the beach all to himself and his own kind, same with business if he can help it. He, Oyibo investor, would prefer to have lunch with the Oyibo owners of the exploitative enterprises in the generic African town. He, Oyibo, dose not want to be in a place where the uppity Black person thinks of himself as his equal. He dose not want to rub shoulders with the natives if he can help it. In Africa, increasingly, he cannot help it. However, in Ghana he can.  The Oyibo finds in Ghana more of the type of world he wants. He also has a nation full of docile people who can’t compete. In addition, to sweeten the Ghanaman, he gives him what he craves. He gives the Ghanaman handouts and praises. He tells him that he is a good little African unlike those Nigerians.

And what are the Nigerians like? Well, the Oyibo will not tell you exactly. However, if you understand that Oyibo does not like the obvious, and that his words are full of double meanings, you can sometimes decipher what he means. The following are a few rough translations as pertains to the African environment:

Aggressive = competitive.

Uppity = Argumentative

Corrupt = he/she does not merely accept bribery, as a good little African should, he/she shops around for the highest briber.  In fact, he/she has turned the simple act of bribery into such a complex game, no one knows if they are coming or going. He/she has so ruined this unspoken gentleman’s agreement of a club that it has become more expensive to bribe than to play it straight. This would not be so bad if playing it straight was not so prohibitive. Ah, for those simple days of beads and mirrors

Nice = passive

Kind = silly

Ignorant = stubborn 

[b]Underdevelope[/b]d = has not yet been enslaved by the capitalist system



Then you have a third aspect, which is based on the shadow Nigeria casts over the West African region. In his Ghanaian psyche, Ghana’s progress is dependent on Nigeria’s demise. Never mind all that fake talk about being overwhelmed by refugees from Nigeria.

All of the above exasperate the natural homegrown xenophobia, which is informed by fear of being overrun and whose manifestations we see expressed in hostility towards Liberians, Nigerians etc. 


Anyway, what I am trying to say is rather complex and would require several very thick volumes to do justice. Nevertheless, make no mistake what I am saying is very real.  People like Gbew, others who are business people, bankers, economists, diplomats, professionals in their fields, have sophisticated models to draw upon. In that world of detail, the overall narrative is lost. I am a fan of the narrative. 
Politics / Re: 42 Students From Lagos Jet Out For Leadership Training In South Africa. (pics) by Liedetect: 2:41pm On Aug 07, 2010
Could take apart Jencejyde points bit by bit if i had the energy. Anyone could draw up any amount of faults about any nation and list them down without difficulty. Not to mention that there is another huge argument out there to do with models of development.

On the other hand, one could chose to look on any number of his points from  different perspective. For instance, one could chose to argue that it takes a huge amount of discipline and good-fate on the part of the citizens of a nation for that nation to  survive when their elected leader goes AWOL. Few nations in Africa would have survived what Nigeria did. 

I was looking about fault finding sometime ago because i was wondering what crap i could dig up to post about various nations if only Niraland had  sub-forums dedicated to the Nations of many of the people that like to come on here to post fart about Nigeria. You'd be amazed at whats out there, especially on America, the so-called greatest Nation. 

I could find and post bad things about:

Ghana
South Africa
America
Libay
Kenya
Britain
etc,etc

There are enough bad things about these countries and others to sustain a sad poster for years.
Politics / Re: 42 Students From Lagos Jet Out For Leadership Training In South Africa. (pics) by Liedetect: 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2010
Yeah, travel and all that,

thing is,  I cant decide if travel broadens the mind of the average Nigerian or traumatizes it. They meet with such disappointments and learn to look down on other races because these other races prove to be rather shallow and ordinary.  I know that before I left Nigeria i was a better person. I left Nigeria, full of strength and enthusiasm. I wanted to become a millionaire so that i could fulfill my  dream of helping my fellow black man wherever in the world he may reside. Nigeria thought me that. However, after my experiences abroad, I only learned how to hate.

I first learned to hate the white man, and then I learned to hate the black man born in the West. Now I am beginning  to hate most Africans. Seems travel made me a worst person. Now I only care about Nigeria and Nigerians. Funny thing is that i have not yet met a single Nigerian that i  hate although the world tells me that Nigerians are supposed to be the worst people in the world.  

anyway, wish em luck in South Africa.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Student murdered In Kansas City Missouri by Liedetect: 2:32pm On Aug 06, 2010
rip
Nairaland / General / Re: Are U Proud Being A Nairalander? by Liedetect: 2:42pm On Aug 03, 2010
Sorry to be po-faced about this but I hate Niaraland:

The forum providers a platform for every Tom, Numskull and Harry with an axe to grind against Nigerians and provide a platform for others with motives that are far more sinister.

Firstly, as and example, it enables people all over the world too cowardly to confront Nigerians man-to-man to sneak online to vent their cowardly spleen.

Secondly, as and example, fermenting tribalism knowing that increasingly Nigerians back home are gaining access to the internet and many come on the board. I suspect the forum is used as a means to create a more tribalistic and bitter society back home.

Contrary to what some may counter with, many Nigerians are not tribalisitc, I myself have encountered far more tribalism on this board than I experienced in Nigeria.

  I only feel proud in being able to log on from time to time to join the little band of warriors who do their best to defend Nigeria against an overwhelming tied of hatred .

To even the score and perhaps make the forum even better, some of the sub-forums should be removed and others created in their place. For example, remove the forum on Money, Business, Food, crime replace them with something like Ghanaland,  Southafricaland,  Americaland, England (lol)  etc so that we Nigerians can also get the opportunity to trawl the internet looking for crap to post about them in order to give them a piece of their own medicine.
Politics / Hillary Clinton Rocks Nigerian Dress by Liedetect: 9:18pm On Jul 31, 2010

grin grin


No be so?


waiting for the anti Nigeria cavalr
y tongue tongue
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: 4 - 2! @ Women's U-20 World Cup by Liedetect: 7:15pm On Jul 28, 2010
Number 5 is just a big ajebutter baby no 6 looks older, at least in the picture. Number 8 and 11 look like they should be in primary school
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: 4 - 2! @ Women's U-20 World Cup by Liedetect: 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2010
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Actually some of your Ghana girls look much older than the Nigerian ones, but yet i  have not let bitterness blind me from accepting that they are the age they say they are until proven otherwise by facts.



Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: 4 - 2! @ Women's U-20 World Cup by Liedetect: 6:53pm On Jul 28, 2010



Sick nation just because they beat Ghana, huh?
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2010

tensor777 (m)

For some reason you persist in going off on a tangent with all this 'brillliant' talk. Yes some undergraduates may get high marks in structured exams in public universities in Nigeria.

It aint off tangent. Poster stated Nigerian university are dirty, i  agreed and added that an improved environment  would help the student achieve more. It's well known that environment has effect on productivity.

you guys cant fool anybody with what the real objections to my comments are about.





those Nigerian universities produce brilliant students though, dirty or not.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2010

If Nigerian universities improve the students will be even more brilliant.

cant simplify any further .


Man A states:

The girls across the road are always in dirty clothes

Man B replies:

yeah, they are. However, they are good-looking girls. Actually much prettier than most girls in the area, imagine how much prettier they would look if they clean themselves up


what's difficult to understand.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 6:52pm On Jul 27, 2010

See-me-see-trouble

A cleaner environment will produce even more brilliant undergrads.   
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 6:29pm On Jul 27, 2010
And my point is so other universities don't produce brilliant students as well right? Besides, the whole point isn't about brilliance or not, we are talking about the learning environment here. The more you keep waiting for your environment to improve, well other are matching forward and you keep having the same idea that " Yes Nigeria universities produce brilliant individuals" not knowing when others have surpassed you. Record, I admire my fellow Nigerians, but Nigerians are not the only one's with brilliant individuals


Seems to me you're caught in a sort of assumptions loop.


Look again:

If Nigerian universities improve the students will be even more brilliant.






Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 6:18pm On Jul 27, 2010
@manny4life (m)


The universities in Nigeria produce brilliant students poor as the universities are. If the universities improve the students will be even better.

what's making you so hot and bothered in that sentiment ?



perhaps you're upset about the mention of Ghana. Well, to tell you truth, Nigerians only appear to learn about sexual parts and profanities after attending Ghana institutes of learning. As for South Africa probably collect a 1:1 in HIV
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 6:11pm On Jul 27, 2010


manny4life

And it's cleaner environment that don't produce brilliant people, right? Like adconline said, keep wallowing in your shallow thoughts, this is 2010, not 1910, Nigerians are good, but if you keep making blatant excuses like this, your type would keep living on "old glory". Education now is far more competitive, global environment is reactive to changes, so anyone learning in a filthy environment is less likely to think outside the box compared to someone who breathes fresh air, relaxes and able to think beyond. Bro it's simple psychology, no advanced calculus involved. I mean it's no rocket science, students that learn in a healthy environment are more likely to succeed than those that learn in an environment otherwise .

What excuses did you see?


my statement was clear and unambiguous. You on the other hand seem to be getting you knicker in a twist.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2010

manny4life:

Seen people poo and don't flush while there is water.

the mind boggles wondering if you were invincible at the time
lipsrsealed
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 4:52pm On Jul 27, 2010
tensor777 :

Then what exactly are you on about. Whose responsibility is it to maintain a sanitary campus environment and whose responsibility is it to source research funds
from  non-governmental sources. These issues are the main responsibility of the university community and certainly should not be foisted on  government officials. Nobody else will do it for them.


Was on about many universities in Nigeria looking in poor shape just as the poster asserted. Was on about Nigerian undergrads being rather good in spite of the poor shapes of their universities. Was on about how much better undergrads would perform if their universities receive funding.

Wasn’t on about where the funding should come from.


By the way, nice pic, Azanor
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 3:37pm On Jul 27, 2010
wasn't blaming government---
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 2:52pm On Jul 27, 2010
tolutara
So what u are saying is that Nigerians excel better in Nasty-dirty-disgusting environments, abi, sorry honey I beg to differ, Stop making excuses for some of our students being such pigs,  angry angry angry angry angry



Nope!

I did not mean what you thought I meant.

I meant Nigerians would be unassailable if their universities receive top funding.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 2:43pm On Jul 27, 2010
What's there not to be serious about?

I don't jester, i lived half my life in Britain and half in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: 4 - 2! @ Women's U-20 World Cup by Liedetect: 2:35pm On Jul 27, 2010





Nah, dont agree with Sagamite

The girls do look young, except for number 11 and the girl between number 9 and number 15. The girl in red and the one next to her look exceptionally young. The girl in red, at least in this picture, could pass for 12 years old.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by Liedetect: 2:17pm On Jul 27, 2010
Allays wondered why that was. The Nigerian colleges during my time were fantastic, I remember the beauty of the college at Ughelli set at the end of a boulevard of trees. It had state of the art agricultural wing, experimenting on breeding livestock. And then, there was Government college Ughelli, founded by Baden Powell, set in one-square-miles of prime land, it had cricket pavilion in faux top English public schools style etc. Government College Warri, all great places but Universities often seemed horrible by  comparison.  

Still, those universities seem to produce brilliant people.  Nigerians educated in those run down places always seem to excel compered to those educated in say Ghana or South Africa. Find a top Nigerian anywhere in the world for some reason their formative years began in Nigerian university.  Perhaps having little access to resources, undergrads in Nigeria are/were forced to read entire volumes of works instead of having excepts pointed out to them that would form the bases of exams as pertains at English universities and institutes of higher learning.  

I wonder what the keen Nigerian mind will archive if their universities receive maximum investment.  

Nigeria is great.
Family / Re: Pictures Of The Year! by Liedetect: 7:56pm On Jul 26, 2010
Vanessa where are these pictures from, why did you not put where you got the pictures.  The character of sneaky Ghanaians and friends of Ghanaians are to paste misleading pictures and false threads to disparage Nigerian and Nigerians. Are you one of those people who posts misleading pictures and information? 
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Fathered 250,000 Kids In Liberia by Liedetect: 12:20am On Jul 24, 2010
Liberia is simply trying to palm off its street children to Nigeria and spare itself a very great financial and social burden.



NIGERIA SHOULD BE VERY VIGILANT AND NOT ALLOW LIBERIA TO DUMP THEIR UNWANTED STREET CHILD ON NIGERIAN TAX PAYERS. DO YOU KNOW THE FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL COST TO SOCIETY ESPECIALLY LONG TERM OF HAVING CHILDREN WHO EXPERIENCE THE HORROR OF WAR? SUCH CHILDREN NEED A LOT OF HELP TO ENSURE THAT THEY DO NOT GROW UP INTO SEVERELY DYSFUNCTIONAL ADULTS. WITHOUT A LOT OF RESOURCES EXPENDED   IN CARE , EDUCATION AND COUNSELING SUCH CHILDREN GROW UP INTO MUGGER, RAPISTS, MURDERERS AND FUTURE LORD RESISTANCE AMY LEADERS. NIGERIANS ARE VERY KIND PEOPLE DO NOT LET THIS CONSTITUTION LEAD TO YOUR DOWNFALL.
TV/Movies / Re: Is It Possible To Watch Nigerian Tv Online? by Liedetect: 8:26pm On Jul 18, 2010
This would be nice to get:

G-bam Show



[flash=200,200]http://s.ytimg.com/yt/swf/watch_as3-vfl175074.swf[/flash]



loads of it on youtube, dont know if you've seen before :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mph4vIktsX8&feature=related

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