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Politics › Re: When PDP Wailers Hear That Buhari Is Back In Town by LieDetector(m): 10:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
Politics › Re: Govt Should Treat Cattle Grazing As Private Business-obi Of Onitsha by LieDetector(m): 10:01pm On Jun 19, 2016
Though I didn't read the article.... Reading of long epistles ain't just my thing but judging from the topic, the Obi's position is undisputable grin




Click like for Obi and share for Ooni
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Has Interest In FG’s N90bn Loan Facility To States by LieDetector(m): 9:53pm On Jun 19, 2016
Udom is yet to commission any phenomenal project in akwa ibom state.... Akpabio may be guilty of the charges of embezzlement leveled against him but he will be remembered for the smiles he's put in the face of akwaibomites...


Akwa ibom ayaya
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LieDetector(m): 9:24pm On Jun 19, 2016
HARDDON:
When u say Runz Things what do u mean?
get down with her cool
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Maryland Grand Ball - See Photos by LieDetector(m): 9:17pm On Jun 19, 2016
nightmile:
Na now day break for your Obi! He has suddenly realized he has subjects to cater for only when younger traditional rulers are emerging and redefining kingship. Our Oni is investing in the future and not in competition with any body.
he's not my Obi.... Damn! Seems anyone that refuses to dance to the beats of drums by yorubas is Igbo..... Well I'm ibibio and would choose the Obi hundred times over the Ooni....

@younger traditional leader,,,,, that explains why he keeps junketing about thinking kingship equates to being a tourist and sampling some white pu$$ies.... Congrats my Yoruba brothers.... Una do well.
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Maryland Grand Ball - See Photos by LieDetector(m): 9:10pm On Jun 19, 2016
omofunaab:
Your warrant officer aka obi just dey wake up , where he dey since.. He needed a young oni to teach him
flawed and warped reasoning you got their my friend grin.... Note that I stated explicitly I'm no Igbo.... Did my comparison from the perspective of a typical Niger deltan. We love ourselves an industrious king with the interest of his subjects at heart and not a tourist like your oni...
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Maryland Grand Ball - See Photos by LieDetector(m): 9:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
opius:
Ooni gave Osun State #10b to pay workers salaries ... sooo
was such gesture documented? I wouldn't mind you providing me with a link from a trusted source to drive home your claim.
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Maryland Grand Ball - See Photos by LieDetector(m): 12:18pm On Jun 19, 2016
Enjoy yourself Sir grin



Obi of Onitsha disbursed N30m to better the lives of his subjects...
Comparing the two kings From an unbiased point of view, I'll take the Obi over the Ooni....cheesy




Quote me anywhere grin










We Niger deltans need a king like the Obi of Onitsha and not a tourist
Career › Re: Lets Talk!! Are Nigerian Politicians More Hardworking Than Nigerian Graduates? by LieDetector(m): 12:12pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Oladim001:
Be specific don't insults Nigerians, you are free to insults yourself. You are the one in a zoo and you are the one that is like an animal in a zoo, and you are also the one that is being controlled by politicians.
[/s] trash... Was expecting an important mention
Career › Re: What Skills Have You Learnt That Can Earn You Money? by LieDetector(m): 7:55am On Jun 19, 2016
iliyande:
I repair both printers and photocopy machines
how well does it pay? How long does it take to learn/master?
Career › Re: What Skills Have You Learnt That Can Earn You Money? by LieDetector(m): 7:42am On Jun 19, 2016
dexla:
learnt CCTV installation
how long did it take you to learn this skill? How well does it pay? Thanks.
Phones › Re: Excessive Glorification Of Android Phones. by LieDetector(m): 6:24am On Jun 19, 2016
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Career › Re: Lets Talk!! Are Nigerian Politicians More Hardworking Than Nigerian Graduates? by LieDetector(m): 6:20am On Jun 19, 2016
Nigeria is a zoo.... We're like the zoo animals and our politicians are the zookeepers. They dictate what we ought to and what we ought not to eat....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LieDetector(m): 8:10pm On Jun 18, 2016
MzPecs:
Sure, I am.. Viewing your DP, I already know you're good.
Keep looking good and pretty! Enjoy yourself dear.. smiley
what are you doing here? grin
Culture › Re: Alfred Achebe's Entrepreneurship Development & Skill Empowers 70 Youths by LieDetector(m): 8:22am On Jun 18, 2016
GuyfawkesAB:
Senior Mumu. You should rather thank the Ooni of Ife, Oba Enitan Ogunwusi, Ojaja II for blazing the rail and helping to redefine what responsibility royalty should take in the society. Not just sitting in the palace waiting for subjects to bring victuals or under the vain toga of "Oba no dey go transfer". In the face of the challenging situation out there now, Our royal fathers too should arise and move around not just to empower their subjects but to go and bring in investments to their land and and take initiatives to better the lot of their people. Ooni has set the pace with his several empowerment projects including 1 million cocoa trees and 1 million cashew trees planting initiatives, ile-fiesta to boost tourism, hospitality project in progress etc... Other royal fathers should get down to work as the Obi of Onitsha has also taken the initiative
Why getting yourself worked up over my comment..... Mind you I never mentioned any tribe...... You my friend are the "senior mumu"
Politics › Re: Major Steps The PDP Must Take To Become A Viable Opposition by LieDetector(m): 7:59am On Jun 18, 2016
Much as I bemoan the governmental policies of this APC led administration, I do not consider PDP a better option....
Failure for the emergence of a viable opposition before 2019 means another vote for APC..... PDP is dead and buried never to surface again.
Politics › Re: Ita-Giwa Volunteers To Negotiate With Niger Delta Militants If Only... by LieDetector(m): 7:55am On Jun 18, 2016
She gather mind sha
Culture › Re: Alfred Achebe's Entrepreneurship Development & Skill Empowers 70 Youths by LieDetector(m): 7:47am On Jun 18, 2016
Some other traditional ruler would have budgeted that money for a US tour and the impoverished subjects would hail him to high heaven....

Nice one Obi
Politics › Re: Melaye Calls For The Scrapping Of "State Of Origin" As A Political Requirement by LieDetector(m): 7:33am On Jun 18, 2016
This was among the campaign promises of PMB and was applauded by all and sundry.... Will go a long way in forestalling the seemingly intractable disease of tribal bigotry which our politicians leverage upon while canvassing for votes..... I don't see them scrapping it though...
Business › Re: Understanding Key Aspects Of CBN’s New Forex Policy by LieDetector(m): 7:20am On Jun 18, 2016
I wish I could understand what they wrote up there
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LieDetector(m): 12:08am On Jun 18, 2016
LieDetector:
There's this girl in my department. I see her often on daily basis. I have her contact and she has mine as well. Guess how I got her contact; it was when I borrowed a calculator from her and we agreed that I'd be returning it the following day. We then exchanged contacts for easy meeting. I've called her a good number of times but she hasn't returned my calls. She calls only when she sees a missed call. This girl is darn pretty that I will as much love to RUN THINGS with her but there's a challenge; she's always with her group. They're 3 in number including her. That precludes me from having any chat with her.
Bottom line is; our friendship now has been reduced to just greeting each other(could be morning or afternoon) perhaps accompanied with a hug grin. I stopped calling her like two months ago but I steel have this desire to run things with this girl. Calling her all of a sudden without consolidating on rapport building I think will make me sound needy.

Sir Harddon, just help me on how to start things with this girl..



Thanks.
Harddon Sir?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by LieDetector(m): 9:58am On Jun 17, 2016
Bro

I'm still enjoying the 500mb Etisalat I bought from you coupla weeks ago..... Looking forward to buying from you soon...















I'm not a heavy browser grin that's why.
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LieDetector(m): 7:12am On Jun 17, 2016
There's this girl in my department. I see her often on daily basis. I have her contact and she has mine as well. Guess how I got her contact; it was when I borrowed a calculator from her and we agreed that I'd be returning it the following day. We then exchanged contacts for easy meeting. I've called her a good number of times but she hasn't returned my calls. She calls only when she sees a missed call. This girl is darn pretty that I will as much love to RUN THINGS with her but there's a challenge; she's always with her group. They're 3 in number including her. That precludes me from having any chat with her.
Bottom line is; our friendship now has been reduced to just greeting each other(could be morning or afternoon) perhaps accompanied with a hug grin. I stopped calling her like two months ago but I steel have this desire to run things with this girl. Calling her all of a sudden without consolidating on rapport building I think will make me sound needy.

Sir Harddon, just help me on how to start things with this girl..



Thanks.
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by LieDetector(m): 6:49am On Jun 17, 2016
lebete3000:
It's not being a nice guy dat turns women off but an inner weakness of a man...if you decide to be wicked and still have dat inner weakness it will just be like jumping from frying pan to fire...

Women are rarely attracted to low self esteem no matter how nice you are and are attracted to healthy or even high self esteem no matter how proud or wicked you are.....

It's the same way you're attracted to a woman with a pretty face and good shape..

It's all about attraction.
pls explain further sir..... What are those qualities that attract a woman to a man?
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Tribute To OJB Jezreel: Lived In My House For 2 Weeks by LieDetector(m): 12:46am On Jun 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
I like your "creativity" too baba------>>

Chorus :::


You such a diva aaaaaayyyyyy x4
You such a diva aaaaaayyyyyy x4

Baby take my hand x 2
Baby you too fine x2


https://24.media.tumblr.com/b163fc52e3e359b16b64356080a2d37c/tumblr_mplh9nhRdi1rjlzwwo1_400.gif

We still dey wait for Verse 2 ooo:::

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/shaq.gif
you've killed him grin



Medic!!!
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by LieDetector(m): 12:32am On Jun 17, 2016
NevetsIbot:
this levels of friendzoning strong o... Money sev no penetrate am!!!!


''boris lose for your head ni?'' hahahaha. This girl na wire o!!!! Hehe... Lmao.


Lame guy btw. Senseless proud brute.

''dayo, you're a NICE guy''...... Nice guys never get the girls
how can someone quit being a nice guy?
Romance › Re: Racist White Girl Gets Embarrassed(pic) by LieDetector(m):
NevetsIbot:
on behalf of the yoruba boys. We appreciate this generous offer but we have a taste for ladies who have every part of them in the right proportions and we don't breed pigs too. We feel the Igbo boys will like it.gringrin
on behalf of the Igbo boys, we do appreciate breeds as sexy as the white lass. However, we happen to have spot some lapses in the course of perusing the SEXINESS of this lass and we blatantly decline this offer in the hope that the gods will oblige her grin
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Exports Vegetables To The US And Europe - Snapshot by LieDetector(m): 12:32pm On Jun 15, 2016
PhilemonObende:
we yoruba muslims don't like this news.
MrAdetunjiBayo grin
Science/Technology › Re: Oshiorenoya Agabi's ‘Human Brains" Computer On The Making by LieDetector(m):
how name checkers rush to check the name


[img]http://ambassadortaxi.files./2012/08/people-running.jpg[/img]


Before I opened this thread, I presumed the said scientist would be either Igbo or yoruba... Only if these two tribes can purge themselves of hate.

They've got the brains.
Christianity Etc › Re: “jesus Is Not Coming Back”, Says Roman Catholic Leaders by LieDetector(m): 11:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
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