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Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Cannot Be Restructured – IPOB by lieutenantHaven: 4:09pm On Jul 04, 2017
greatiyk4u:




Enough of all these shit of crowd Kanu pulls.........among his cult of followers, who are the prominent members?


There is no honour in pulling a crowd of touts, illiterates and frustrated lazy greedy failures who are merely living in a fool's paradise

The power of the rich man is his money and vaulted places..but the power of the poor man "crowd of touts" is the streets.. Never underestimate the power of those "crowd of touts" who have little or nothing to lose. Remember, when you have nothing to gain per se, then you have nothing to lose
Crime / Re: Vice Principal Jailed For Life For Raping 12-Year-Old Student In Ekiti by lieutenantHaven: 3:27pm On Jun 30, 2017
Skull miners, accommodators, algea soup eaters, aphornjar pple, brown roofers, clawed/scratched facers, cone heads, grave raiders, human parts butchers, human parts preservers, ancestor evicted/ expelled from heaven(from a reliable source, he was evicted bcs of his grave raiding and skull mining activities), south wa.ste cowards and ofcos rape
Education / Re: Ogun College Suspends Lecturer For Impregnating Nursing Student by lieutenantHaven: 3:24pm On Jun 30, 2017
Skull miners, accommodators, algea soup eaters, aphornjar pple, brown roofers, clawed/scratched facers, cone heads, grave raiders, human parts butchers, human parts preservers, ancestor evicted/ expelled from heaven(from a reliable source, he was evicted bcs of his grave raiding and skull mining activities), south wa.ste cowards
Crime / Re: 64-yr-old Grandma Sentenced To 25 Years In Jail Over Drug Trafficking by lieutenantHaven: 9:50am On Jun 30, 2017
Skull miners, accommodators, algea soup eaters, aphornjar pple, brown roofers, clawed/scratched facers, cone heads, grave raiders, human parts butchers, human parts preservers, ancestor evicted/ expelled from heaven(from a reliable source, he was evicted bcs of his grave raiding and skull mining activities), south wa.ste cowards
Crime / Re: 64-yr-old Grandma Sentenced To 25 Years In Jail Over Drug Trafficking by lieutenantHaven: 9:49am On Jun 30, 2017
Alexkene:
Na Dem.

Afonja

Accommodators

Brown roof republicans

Skull mininers, accommodators, algea soup eaters, aphornjar pple, brown roofers, clawed/scratched facers, cone heads, grave raiders, human parts butchers, human parts preservers, ancestor evicted/ expelled from heaven(from a reliable source, he was evicted bcs of his grave raiding and skull mining activities), south wa.ste cowards

Crime / Re: 'I Use Human Parts To Prepare Charms' -arrested Herbalist by lieutenantHaven: 9:41am On Jun 25, 2017
CHECKLIST

Skull mining √
Clawed/scratched faces √
Body parts butchering/trading/preservation √
Algae watery(ewedu) soup √
Cone heads. √
Raiding graves. √

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Crime / Re: One Chance Robbers Nabbed In Alausa (Photo) by lieutenantHaven: 5:32pm On Jun 15, 2017
Afonja oblong/cone heads clawed faces

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Romance / Re: 5 Things You'll Get When You Dont Take Care Of Your Woman by lieutenantHaven: 9:33pm On Feb 23, 2017
Total nonsense. Op its pple like you that are spreading this stereotype. It makes girls of nowadays think that they re born to hang on a mans shoulder for life. For them getting a boyfriend is getting a job....bcs they expect allowance as if they're working. Its always the guys' obligations. Who made these rules? Where is d law or bible/Qur'an quotations?
Arant nonsense

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Agriculture / Re: Indian Garri Being Sold In Nigerian Supermarkets (Photos) by lieutenantHaven: 5:07pm On Feb 19, 2017
sonofLuci:
What's wrong with Indian Gari? Ayahm not understanding

I dnt expect u to understand... Wen u go to uni, u spend all ur time chasing girls. U hvnt heard of economy b4....u dnt understand wat import and export means. Dnt we hv Cassava? Dnt u kno DT it wil affect out production indices? Smhh
NYSC / Re: Corpers' Place Of Primary Assignment In Ogun: Could This Be The Worst PPA Ever? by lieutenantHaven: 3:03pm On Feb 17, 2017
Apart from security issues... Dat place is okay...it has a touch of African culture.... But I served in Ogun....their village boys are always envious, diabolic and hates male corpers. Pls just be sure their gals wil run after u...but pls flee! Bcs their boys too do magun
Crime / Re: The Killer Of UNIOSUN Student, Adebisi Rofiat, Pictured by lieutenantHaven: 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2017
Elijah oyebode many years ago....nw has turned to a ritualist

Crime / Re: Guyana - Nigerian Held Without Bail For $1.5M Credit Card Fraud (PICS) by lieutenantHaven: 11:16am On Feb 12, 2017
Awon yahoo brown rooph

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Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by lieutenantHaven: 3:45pm On Feb 10, 2017
Afonja has posted

Romance / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Girl Abandoned By Babydaddy Shows Off Her Baby Bump (photos) by lieutenantHaven: 9:54am On Feb 06, 2017
I am tempted to chide u but I will not....at least u nid encouragement to carry on....having made d decision to be a better Psn. Bcs u were evil to hav even done d first abortion. U keep frolicking skin to skin ( direct entry) with out using jamb form (condom) with aboki who has another girl and u come here to cry victim? U are a joke of the century.
Pls allows us to here word oo. This is d 2nd time which shows its not a mistake. U just prefer direct entry without considering weda d Psn is aboki or Frm Niger or Sudan.... Or weda d Psn has HIV or other diseases. Like some one said it is an "open market operation " pls spare us ur "drop dead" mantra
Politics / Re: "Nigeria Is In Trouble" - FFK As Buhari Extends Vacation by lieutenantHaven: 10:54pm On Feb 05, 2017
sarrki:
Absence of Muhammadu Buhari

Is better than the presence of Gej in office

He was there when they looted us dry


Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his government looted the national treasury. Things were not so good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession. Then Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from 1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession. Then came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to 1993. Yet there was no economic recession. After Babangida came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot stashed abroad is still being recovered till today. Yet there was still no economic recession. From 1998 to 2015, we have had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All administrations were accused of looting the treasury. Still there was no recession. Now Buhari is back and we are once again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan years is the cause? Are we okay Do u need a prophet to tell u that this pmb is a proven failure?

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Blasts Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Ready For You Old Witch!" by lieutenantHaven: 3:48pm On Jan 25, 2017
Madam it is "fond" not "fund"
And please there should be full stops at some points.

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Crime / Re: Employee Organised The Robbery, Rape & Murder Of His Mistress & Master In Ilorin by lieutenantHaven: 12:02pm On Jan 20, 2017
Addidas....clawed faces...

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Crime / Re: Husband Strangles His Wife To Death In Ogun And Throws Away Her Corpse (Photo) by lieutenantHaven: 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2017
Dreamwaker:
How did he managed to throw his wife out of the window when houses have the burglary proof thingy.

His eyes tells a lot. Poverty, pain, sadness, alcohol, regret, sorrow but the path that awaits him is going to be worse.

They were d ones shouting said baba change in 2015..... Now he has even become poorer, sadder, more sorrowful. He can't fend for d family anymore resulting to too much alcohol and nw batters his wife he once love and maried during Jonathan tenure
Politics / Re: See The Punishment Soldiers Gave These Guys (photos) by lieutenantHaven: 7:45pm On Jan 04, 2017
Chelsea is a coach club
Family / Re: See How A Wife Was Battered By Her Husband On Christmas Day by lieutenantHaven: 1:23am On Jan 02, 2017
frenchwine:

Arrrrh you guys should give me a break plsssssssssss! This face certainly looks more presentable than it was when the incident happened.
Take a look at the periorbital swelling, it has subsided a little.
Take a look into her eyes, you would see residual signs of trauma
Look at her lips, left angle. Even after clean up, blood stains are still there.
Let's rise up to condemn gender based violence with one voice, forget whatever was her crime, she isn't an animal, she isn't a criminal, she is human like you and me.

Com' on be calm and understand a statement before u quote. Who said the woman wasn't battered? Who said d woman committed any crime? Who said she's an animal or not human? Who told u that gender based violence is not condemned?

U just open mouth and talk out of sentiment with out meticulous understanding of wat I said.
The woman was battered, but the injuries to d eyes were enhanced with make up to look more grievous and to draw more sympathy.
Family / Re: See How A Wife Was Battered By Her Husband On Christmas Day by lieutenantHaven: 4:33pm On Jan 01, 2017
frenchwine:



Sir I'm sorry to say this, pls accept my apology, but this comment you put up there makes you the definition of a mor.onic mup.pet.
Why am I not surprised, you sound like a wife beater already.


That's some badass raccoon eyes, maybe a basilar fracture already.

Honestly, this face has been doctored with make up to make d injuries look more grievous.

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Crime / Re: Man Using Baby Pampers As Ritual Items Nabbed In Ogun State (photos) by lieutenantHaven: 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2016
Afonja again.
Eyin omo Ogun e segiri....ise po fun wa lati se
Very shameful South wa.ste
Brown roof republic
Politics / Re: Army Ends Operation Python Dance In The South-East - Official by lieutenantHaven: 5:19pm On Dec 27, 2016
cheruv:

For you to say its pure, that means you were highly impressed by my write up. cheesy
Anyway am still trying to perfect my written Igbo wink and I intend to use it to write a new Igbo Bible and translate medical books into Igbo[am a medical doctor by the way].

I sòkwá agbá Ekresimasi a anyi nò n'ime ya? grin

Ee! Esom agba ya ....agam agba ya ka aga asi na buhari anwoula. Nodu Mma nnam
Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death During Vagina Celebration by lieutenantHaven: 1:23pm On Dec 27, 2016
Aphonjarh lives matter
South wa.ste in deed

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Politics / Re: Army Ends Operation Python Dance In The South-East - Official by lieutenantHaven: 12:15pm On Dec 27, 2016
Python dance and alligator jump

Politics / Re: Army Ends Operation Python Dance In The South-East - Official by lieutenantHaven: 11:47am On Dec 27, 2016
cheruv:
Useless govt that tells lies as if the 180m Nigerians under its suzerainty are bomboclasts!!!

Oge eruwo ila n'iyi ndi govano apari a juputara na SE... Kama ido ndi o ŋu obara Igbo kporo onwe ha "ndi agha Naijiria" anya,ha esoro nēmegbu umu igbo ka abuja ghara isi na ha nākwado mbughari umuazi Igbo nēbughari

Ha emechala "Njem Egwu Eke"....ole mgbe ha gēbido "Njem aru ubì" mobu "Njem Uyere Otobo" ??
Hahahaha.....oboy where u learn this pure Igbo....
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shares Photo With His Two Daughters On Christmas Day by lieutenantHaven: 10:56am On Dec 26, 2016
Those who Giv a Bleep went towards that direction
NYSC / Re: Corper Covered In Blood Takes Selfie After Surviving Road Accident (photos) by lieutenantHaven: 3:19pm On Dec 23, 2016
Social media

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Crime / Re: 'I Killed My Mum Because She Demands Sex Everytime' - Segun Ogunlusi by lieutenantHaven: 3:19pm On Dec 21, 2016
Aphonjarh

Crime / Re: University Dropouts Steal 1,730 Cartons Of Fish, Buy Cars by lieutenantHaven: 5:54pm On Dec 16, 2016
Afonja Ara awon egba ati

Ori eja lo mo je

Celebrities / Re: ‘I Am Trained To Snatch Husbands’ – Nigeria’s Male Barbie Doll, Bobrisky Warns by lieutenantHaven: 5:48pm On Dec 16, 2016
Afonja is everything
Na wa for this pple

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