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CrimeRe: Man Kills His Mother In Ogun, Buries Her In Soak Away Pit by lieutenantHaven: 11:53pm On Dec 15, 2016
Afonja brown roof awon werey

RomanceRe: This Divorce Story Is As Shocking As Hell! by lieutenantHaven: 7:15pm On Dec 10, 2016
Sister in law made advances
Mother in law made advances
Wife said u shld sleep wt her mother and sister

Oga abeg go sit down!
U re giving us cream crackers without water here.
U don't even know Hw to cook up a story.
U lack imagination to create a believable story.
*Spits* walks out a thread.
CrimeRe: How I Was Set-up By My Neighbour by lieutenantHaven: 8:52pm On Dec 05, 2016
Guy. If I were u...I wil strike 1st. Import ur guys from ESUT, strike them hard, including " voluptuos sandra". That way there will b no chance for them to plan on coming for the right pin. According to the 48 laws of power. Crush ur enemy totally.
CrimeRe: Man Attacked Female Hotel Attendant For Disrupting His Sex Plans by lieutenantHaven: 3:51pm On Nov 30, 2016
Afonja awon oniranu
CrimeRe: Man Attacked Female Hotel Attendant For Disrupting His Sex Plans by lieutenantHaven: 3:40pm On Nov 30, 2016
Afonja werey
Brown Roof local govt area

EducationRe: Vice Chancellor Of FUTA Arrested For Deliberately Crushing NASU Staff by lieutenantHaven: 1:10pm On Nov 29, 2016
Aphonjarh and wickedness
EducationRe: Teacher Thrown Into Prison For Flogging Student In Lagos by lieutenantHaven: 11:02pm On Nov 28, 2016
Smooyis:
Actually the teacher went too far in instilling disclpline in the little girl. What if it were to be his own child. However, this is not to justify the action of the girl in question. They should all sit together and iron out their differences for the sake of the child's future.
Oga according to your post u mentioned "However, this is not to justify the action of the girl in questione..." Pls if I may ask, wat is the action of the girl?

Hian!
She failed a question!
CrimeRe: Ogun Pastor Rapes Teenager During "Anointing" by lieutenantHaven: 10:14pm On Nov 26, 2016
Ise ya, ise ya, omo Ogun ise ya, eledumare ise ma ya oo, ise ya. Eyin omo Ogun e segiri, ise po fun wa lati se, omo lere kisa se, omo Ogun kisole, ebere gberu o olorun be fun wa etera mo se oo. Ise ya, omo Ogun ise yaa.

Afonja brown roofies
CrimeRe: Man Smashes Bank Doors In Ogun, Vandalises Vehicles by lieutenantHaven: 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2016
Aphonjarh

PhonesRe: Guy Snaps Himself In A Ghastly Accident by lieutenantHaven: 10:14am On Nov 25, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
So when he dies, his spirit would snap his body and post it in fb...death is bae. Some people addiction to selfie na grade A. weve seen selfie in church during worship and after accident, e remain death selfie now. Ppl around the man at d accident scene would just be laffing...he probably didn't need their help or pity

FamilyRe: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by lieutenantHaven: 9:00am On Nov 25, 2016
Ugosample:
What is this one saying now? huh

plenty words but no iota of sense.
Who is this shackled and shambolic apparition. I don't blame for not making sense out of the post, the post is for those who has eaten three square meals and healthy pple
FamilyRe: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by lieutenantHaven: 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
Pidgin2:
It seems males and females are raised differently within most households

The boys act unruly and disrespectful most times, they are also sexually exposed far too early whereas the girls appear respectful and polite.

Some parents don't bother about training their male kids anymore but allow them the freedom to do whatever they like while the girls are trained and made to do multiple domestic chores

Don't complain about your husbands if you are not ready to train your sons because they will be someone else's spouse one day.
Op pidgin2 or wateva. Go and sit down. They must lie down for u to pass becos u re 90 yrs old.
Keep basking, languishing and wallowing in ur deluded fools paradise. Train ur own children. Teach them the road to there hometown Enugu, anambra abia, ebony and Imo. And not when u go to festac and hang there for years u wil start dishing out dogmas on wat respect should be. Respect should start from you going to ur hometown. Lagos is not ur home, tomorw nw u wil start wailing bcs they have demolished ur shop. Go to owerri Douglas road, ogbete Enugu, Onitsha main market shops full there.
FamilyRe: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by lieutenantHaven: 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
Op pidgin2 or wateva. Go and sit down. They must lie down for u to pass becos u re 90 yrs old.
Keep basking, languishing and wallowing in ur deluded fools paradise. Train ur own children. Teach them the road to there hometown Enugu, anambra abia, ebony and Imo. And not when u go to festac and hang there for years u wil start dishing out dogmas on wat respect should be. Respect should start from you going to ur hometown. Lagos is not ur home, tomorw nw u wil start wailing bcs they have demolished ur shop. Go to owerri Douglas road, ogbete Enugu, Onitsha main market shops full there.
FamilyRe: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by lieutenantHaven: 10:09pm On Nov 24, 2016
Op pidgin2 or wateva. Go and sit down. They must lie down for u to pass becos u re 90 yrs old.
Keep basking, languishing and wallowing in ur deluded fools paradise. Train ur own children. Teach them the road to there hometown Enugu, anambra abia, ebony and IMO. And not when u go to festac and hang there for years u wil start dishing out dogmas on wat respect should be. Respect should start from you going to ur hometown. Lagos is not ur home, tomorw nw u wil start wailing bcs they have demolished ur shop. Go to owere Douglas road, ogbete Enugu, Onitsha min market shops full there.
FoodRe: Policemen Pack Onions With Their Helmets In Kogi (Photos) by lieutenantHaven: 12:18pm On Nov 19, 2016
whirlwind7:
I must ask you...what is wrong with policemen picking up onions that fell off a truck on the highway? I mean, recession or not, is there anything wrong with this act?
The onions will get crushed and wasted by passing vehicles. So, if policemen stationed nearby decide to pick them off the road and take them home for consumption, is there anything wrong with this?

Perhaps they should put up advert for lost onions instead, will that make you happy?
Bro read well na...."with their helmets" it is disrespectful to the job and the institution. Of course they can pick the onions but not with their uniform. They have to get a leather bag. Nigeria police force is sacred and dignified..... But some policemen do not understand the quality dat should be accorded to the institution
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Jailed In The UK After Lady Tapes Him Sexually Assaulting Her by lieutenantHaven: 7:38pm On Nov 17, 2016
Afonja werey
Spoiling our name since 1731

CrimeRe: Spiritualist Dupe and Had Sex deliverance With Woman In Lagos by lieutenantHaven: 9:08pm On Nov 14, 2016
Afonja and amala ewedu brain.
CelebritiesRe: ABS Reacts To Chidinma Okeke's Interview: "You're A Liar And A Greedy Girl" by lieutenantHaven: 7:22pm On Nov 13, 2016
They insisted u do d video b4 u win, and u did.u re a greedy girl. U wanted to b faster than others....or did they tell all the contestants to do video and win too?
EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 8:38am On Nov 12, 2016
apatheticme:
Watch ur supposedly covered distance reduce as u keep up dis act. And stop typing in yoruba, u aren't getting it right and it's nauseating undecided
Omo afonja, Hw market.
U just dey chill since. I Neva hear from u

CrimeRe: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by lieutenantHaven: 10:24pm On Nov 10, 2016
Aphonjarh and rape na bread and butter.
Awon wey rey
CrimeRe: Young Woman Raped To Death In Ogun by lieutenantHaven: 8:22pm On Nov 10, 2016
Afonja
Na dia specialty

CrimeRe: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by lieutenantHaven:
Where is apatheticme? Eyin omo Ogun e segiri, ise po fun wa lati se.
Awon brown roof

EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2016
apatheticme:
And u have run out of pictures seed of hatred, son of the arch coward ojukwu who ran out of Nigeria thru a jet and left u guys behind to face the Reality of the war that ravaged ur souls and lands, whom u still slaved after and worshipped when his coward ass returned to the country till he died, #Cowards
Till today y'all still languishing in the confusion he created for ur generation, shame. By the way, thanks to Afonja land who gave u quality education and also schooled you in reading and writing the language after ur shameless elders couldn't provide education for u. U can see u're a cursed fellow, for you to be well versed in yoruba language like dis shows u schooled in the West, yet u open ur mouth to degrade the proponent of free education in the West, chief obafemi awolowo, and u think u will go far in lifehuh? Write today's day down because a river dt forgets it's source surely dries up. U can't go far like dis, it won't happen
Omo aphonjarh don vex oo.....lmfao. Egbon look, I hv already gone far in life, so u can try another stunt. Lol..aya mi pada wa gba omo, was gba owo. Nkan be. Awon ritualists...awon gbe omo gbe omo
EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2016
apatheticme:
Ur feeble attempts at speaking the language u supposedly detest the speakers simply makes u look as foolish as the horse neighing in d picture u posted. Eschew tribalism, it makes u ugly and the hatred eats u inside out till ur bones become rotten. U detest a tribe, u troll them on the Internet yet you speak the languagehuh Are you not a hypocrite like dis? Do u think u can ever have peace like dis? U stay in their lands, take their hospitality for granted, breathe their air, drink their water and till their lands to get ur daily bread, are u not under a curse like dis? U need to examine urself before the hatred for people who bear no illwill towards u destroy u. A word they say is enough...... Fvck off my mentions, u're reta*ded
Lol, omo afonja. Lol. Igba fufun Lori omi eni ba mowe koka lo! I think say u get time....pls keep entertaining me I don't want u to get tired.
Omo afonja, son of d chief coward awolowo
EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 1:58pm On Nov 10, 2016
[quote author=apatheticme post=50915554]Ur feeble attempts at speaking the language u supposedly detest the speakers simply makes u look as foolish as the horse neighing in d picture u posted. Eschew tribalism, it makes u ugly and the hatred eats u inside out till ur bones become rotten. U detest a tribe, u troll them on the Internet yet you speak the languagehuh Are you not a hypocrite like dis? Do u think u can ever have peace like dis? U stay in their lands, take their hospitality for granted, breathe their air, drink their water and till their lands to get ur daily bread, are u not under a curse like dis? U need to examine urself before the hatred for people who bear no illwill towards u destroy u. A word they say is enough...... Fvck off my mentions, u're reta*ded [/quote
Lol, omo afonja. Lol. Igba fufun Lori omi eni ba mowe koka lo! I think say u get time....pls keep entertaining me I don't want u to get tired.
Omo afonja, son of d chief coward awolowo
Car TalkRe: You Are A Real Car Freak If You Can Mention The Names Of These 20 Cars by lieutenantHaven: 7:53am On Nov 10, 2016
AfonjaStinks:
Starting from the bottom

Alfa Romeo

Ascari

Jaguar

Gumpert

Porsche

Bentley

Koenigsegg

Mercedes Benz

Ferrari

Bugatti

Pagani

Lamborghini

Aston Martin

Rolls Royce

Maybach

Maserati

Audi

Anyone can google search the image and see the car brand.

The real question is how many of you have see all those cars ??

For me, i have seen all of those cars

I'm a car head
U don win na...go abuja go carry trophy
EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 11:20am On Nov 09, 2016
apatheticme:
Oh, as a dog engaging in doggy style with ur masters wife u're just about to cum inside her and u quickly chant as usual; the only sigh of pleasure dt brings u ultimate sweetness u purrrrr like the fool u are and shout Afonja. Now come back to earth and face the Reality of ur hopeless life, vermin. Bring on another picture tongue
Lol. Awon ashiere. Awon oloribruku

EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 2:54pm On Nov 08, 2016
apatheticme:
Of course u have to work because u're a slave. Dts why u work so hard, too much activities with nothing to show for it. So keep working so dt one day in the tiny distant unclear future of ur unfortunate head, u can gather the sweat and labor u reaped from Afonja lands (ur only hope) to build a modest bungalow in ur erosion riddled inherited land gotten from ur hateful ancestors. Oya, run along, keep working. Good boyundecided
Lol...aphonjhar!!

EventsRe: Between This Twerking Bride And Her Excited Husband At Their Wedding. Photos by lieutenantHaven: 10:30am On Nov 08, 2016
apatheticme:
It's clear u've run out of points, thought u were an intelligent person I could actually engage in a meaningful and heated debate, unfortunately u're too dumb for my time. All u can say is pain am and paste pictures, no sense, no points. I'm off to discuss with reasonable people who actually are brilliant, hold on to ur delusions and keep living in Afonja land, don't crawl back to ur gully erosion riddled States, u hear. Bunch of tribal bigots and cowards. I'm out, u're too dumb to talk to undecided
Its bcs am busy....I work....so I can only entertain my sef by reading ur junk vents...and smile. I only paste pics and write little to keep u going.
Awon ashiere
EducationRe: UNIOSUN Sacks Olabode Ojoniyi, Lecturer Involved In Sex Video by lieutenantHaven: 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2016
Na dem

CrimeRe: Man Having Sex With A Goat In Ondo Caught by lieutenantHaven: 4:19pm On Nov 07, 2016
Brown roof

CrimeRe: Man Having Sex With A Goat In Ondo Caught by lieutenantHaven: 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2016
Afonja

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