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RomanceRe: What Should I Do About This Churchgirl That Visits Me Always. by Lifeemetu(m): 6:30pm On Oct 15, 2021
Thanks � bro
RomanceRe: What Should I Do About This Churchgirl That Visits Me Always. by Lifeemetu(m): 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2021
Skooltynz:
Good evening nairalanders i feel bad this moment writing this because i feel emotionally blackmailed..

There is this church girl that came to preach to me earlier this year (i wouldnt mention her name) she invited me to her church and i accepted,she took my contacts and started calling me up on Sundays,but here is the thing after attending several of their church meetings i concluded it's not my type of church i don't like their doctrine because it's more like Christ embassy style of teachings so i lost interest..
To make matters worse this girl can call me for Africa,on Sunday mornings she will call ,call,call like 20 missed calls! it was now becoming unbearable,one certain Sunday morning Nepal brought the light late so i decided to charge my phone and quickly rushed to take so i can meet up with morning service,i noticed she called me so many times Amy phone charged on 1 percent embarassed.i no longer understand again,even Jehovah's witnesses do not disturb this way.this girl will come to my workplace expecting me to stop work and come to church during weekdays and the thing is she is very stubborn and never gives up,not like i am not interested in Godly things but i want a different church,but this girl thinks her church is the best for me..

Last week she came to my workplace so i used the opportunity to clear her and tell her my mind fully,she kept on insisting she talk to me almost one hour,i don't want to hurt she is doing Gods work,so i gave her all the audience.

This evening she came again to my workplace for Thursday prayer meeting,i told her it wouldn't be able to make it that i have a lot of work to do,she kept insisting stubbornly so i had to snub her all through with a frowned face ,she even almost cried And left afterwards. ,this made me to wonder why is it such a big deal i must be a full member of her church?and why is she over emotional about the whole thing,i feel so bad now because i feel i was rude to a preacher was i wrong?
Just be mean to her
No dy look her face � because she be girl.
Unless you dy fall for her. If she come knock for your house no open the door.








Abeg na my Nairaland family make Ina teach me how to post a thread na
FamilyRe: Next Of Kin Issues: A stranger Has Taken Over His Dad's properties Please Advise by Lifeemetu(m): 8:50pm On Oct 13, 2021
You might believe me or not
The deceased is in occult
That is how it is in many occultist, if you where on able to bring any of your relation into the society. Then they can't inherit your property.
It has happened to many persons.
There is no body in his right senses and enlighten has you envisaged, will use someone not related to him as his next of kin. As am not yet married now, I use my brother for mine. So that your aunts children knows the fact. Please advise the step son of hers to flee for his life before its to late.





quote author=Iyaebe post=106667348]It is quite a long story please read and advise.

It is a case of a very toxic marriage between my late aunt and her late husband, the marriage was never approved by my late aunt's mother in-law and both she and her husband were of different religion (my aunt been a christian while her husband a muslim).

They eventually went ahead with the marriage anyways and that was the beginning of her miserable life with her husband, the husband wanted to convert her to islam which she strongly object to till her untimely death. The husband who is very learned (A renowned professor) and well to do man was kind of a puppet to his mom and they both made her life miserable in ways you won't ever imagine.

My aunt never had any of her four kids (all grown up now) in her husband's house as the man will chase her out each time she's due for delivery and will only allow her back after the intervention of his colleagues, the king other notable personalities. This was the condition that surrounded her during her child bearing years, needles to talk about the trauma she always go through during pregnancies and how her husband will always blame her for allowing herself to get pregnant.

He does not eat her meals neither do they ever discuss about anything, they were like sworn enemies living together as husband and wife. He was only responsible for her children's school fees while she took care of every other thing you could think of concerning her and her children, you will never believe she's the wife of this man on seeing her and the kids never had any atom of good memories with their dad.

Her husband had a son from another woman his mom married for him. My aunt continued staying married to this man despite all the advises given to her, she was strongly against divorce as a very strong Christian that she is (An S.U). That was how she lived her miserable life until her husband unfortunately died over a brief illness, after the burial her mother in-law called to ask her what she's still doing on earth and that won't she join her late husband, she also told her to get ready to join her husband soon and exactly two months after her husband's death, my aunt mysteriously fell and died on the Altar while praying in her church, exactly two months after my aunt's mother in-law died too.

The three of them (my aunt, her husband, her mother in-law) are all late. Things started unfolding after their deaths, this man was very rich and has properties everywhere of which my aunt and her children has no knowledge of, it didn't end there, my aunt's husband used an elderly man whom he's not related to in any way as his next of kin. Now this strange man he used as his next of kin has refused to release this man's money and properties to his children, though my aunt's kids have refused to have anything to do with their father's wealth stating that their mom gave them everything they ever needed in life.

Now remember I told you about a son he had with another woman, the said son is now fully back to reclaim all their father's wealth and possessions from this man but he has refused to let go of any, he has been dragged to the king, different group of organizations but all efforts to reclaim his father's wealth and possessions from this man proved abortive. This man(my late aunt's step son) came to meet my mom to help him talk to my aunt's children to get involved so they could claim back their dad's wealth and possessions from this man but they have strongly refused to be involved.

Please what do you advise? What steps should he take to reclaim their dad's wealth and possessions from this man, remember he was unfortunately used as the next of kin.Thanks.[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Wife Arrested Me For Slapping Her, We Have Lost Wife Materials - Man by Lifeemetu(m): 4:34pm On Oct 13, 2021
Em our papa 4 aso rock talk say
Them belong to da oda room
Am not surprised surprised

quote author=ogbiwa post=106705203]I really hide my face in shame for the mere fact that I'm sharing the same air with this person.

Face. Palm.

Yusuf Tarfa @YTaf iya_Jnr:

"I slapped my wife and she had the guts to arrest me with police, because of one correctional slap? I was so surprised when the police stormed my office to arrest me, We have lost wife materials, it's funny how this Woke generation can't endure like our mother's."

"She had me arrested and had the nerves to remain in my house, it's the audacity for me? My father slapped my mom and she never had him arrested, instead she apologize like the good wife she is, then cooked and to wash his clothes. But now it's pathetic that we can't correct them."

"... and I have been happily married for 3years, she had me arrested for slapping her, Lol. I'm done with this shitty marriage."[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Wife Arrested Me For Slapping Her, We Have Lost Wife Materials - Man by Lifeemetu(m): 4:31pm On Oct 13, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Lol ... Aboki will always be aboki .. Treating women as conquered slaves
The tin wick me ooo
RomanceRe: Top 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have More S€x by Lifeemetu(m): 4:21pm On Oct 13, 2021
1. Denmark

If you aren't going to have a kid for your own family, Danes are told, at least do it for Denmark.

No, literally, do it for Denmark.

The small Nordic country has such a low fertility rate — about 1.73 children per woman — that Spies Rejser, a Danish travel company, has come up with ingenious incentives to persuade women to get pregnant.

First, it offered to provide three years' worth of baby supplies to couples who conceived on a vacation booked through the company.

Now it has come up with a campaign video titled "Do it for Mom," which guilt trips couples into having kids to give their precious mothers a grandchild.



2. Russia



Vladimir Putin once brought Boyz II Men to Moscow to rile men up right before Valentine's Day.

Can anyone blame him? As Tech Insider recently reported, the country is experiencing a perfect demographic storm. Men are dying young. HIV/AIDS and alcoholism are crippling the country. And women aren't having babies.

The problem got so bad that in 2007 Russia declared September 12 the official Day of Conception.

On the Day of Conception, people get the day off to focus on having kids. Women who give birth exactly nine months later, on June 12, win a refrigerator.



3. Japan



Japan's fertility rate has been below replacement since 1975.

To offset that decades-long trend, in 2010 a group of students from the University of Tsukuba introduced Yotaro, a robot baby that gives couples a preview of parenthood.

If men and women begin thinking of themselves as potential fathers and mothers, the students theorized, they'll feel emotionally ready to take a stab at the real thing.



4. Romania



The 1960s in Romania were a perilous time for couples.

Population growth flatlined, prompting the government to impose a 20% income tax for childless couples and to implement provisions that made divorce nearly impossible.

The idea was: If you weren't contributing to the communist state by creating future laborers, you had to contribute with dollars instead.

The 1980s weren't much better, however — women faced forced gynecological exams that were performed by "demographic command units" to ensure pregnancies went to term. When Romanian leadership changed in 1989, the brutal policy finally came crashing down. But at 1.31 children per woman, the fertility rate is still well below replacement.



5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, at just 0.81 children per woman.

On August 9, 2012, the Singaporean government held National Night, an event sponsored by the breath-mint company Mentos, to encourage couples to "let their patriotism explode."

The country has also placed a limit on the number of small one-bedroom apartments available for rent to encourage people to live together and, presumably, procreate.



Each year the government spends roughly $1.6 billion on programs to get people to have more s€x.



6. South Korea



On the third Wednesday of every month, South Korean offices shut their lights off at 7 p.m. It's known as Family Day.

With a fertility rate of just 1.25 children per woman, the country takes any steps it can to promote family life — even offering cash incentives to people who have more than one child.



7. India

India as a whole has no problem with fertility — the country's ratio of 2.48 children per woman is well above replacement.

But the number of people in India's Parsis community is dwindling — it shrank from roughly 114,000 people in 1941 to just 61,000 in 2001, according to the 2001 census.

That problem led to a series of provocative ads in 2014, including one that read "Be responsible — don't use a condom tonight." Another, geared toward men who lived at home, asked, "Isn't it time you broke up with your Mum?"

The ads seem to be working: By the latest measure, the population has inched back to 69,000.



8. Italy



With a fertility rate of 1.43 — well below the European average of 1.58 — Italy has taken a controversial approach to encourage citizens to have more kids.

As Bloomberg reports, the country has been running a series of ads reminding Italians that time might be running out and that kids don't just come from nowhere.

"Beauty knows no age, fertility does," one ad said. "Get going! Don't wait for the stork," another said.

Couples haven't responded positively to the guilt trip. Francesco Daveri, a professor of economics at Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, has called the ads a failure.



9. Hong Kong



With a fertility rate of just 1.18 children per woman, Hong Kong faces the same challenge as many industrialized countries: Without enough young people to replace aging citizens, populations are dwindling and economic growth is slowing.

In 2013, the country proposed giving cash handouts to couples to encourage them to have kids.

The idea took its cue from Singapore, where parents receive a "baby bonus" of about $4,400 for their first two children and $5,900 for their third and fourth.

But in Hong Kong, the plan never came to life.



10. Spain



Fertility rates in Spain are creeping downward while unemployment is rising: About half of all young people don't have a job. It's the second-highest rate in Europe, behind Greece.

To combat the worrying trends, the Spanish government hired a special commissioner, Edelmira Barreira, in January 2017. Her first tasks are finding the myriad causes of the trend and devising macro strategies to reverse it .

"We have a lot of work ahead of us," Barreira told the Spanish newspaper Faro De Vigo



Source: Business Insider[/quote]Nawaooo
Surprised ooo
No African nation meet the list.
Thought Canada �� should replace India ��
PoliticsRe: Ihekirija: Insecurity, Agitations Undermining Nigeria's Coporate Existence by Lifeemetu(m): 8:37am On Oct 11, 2021
Ihekirija: Insecurity, Agitations Undermining Nigeria's Coporate Existence - Politics - Nairaland.
I 4 pass because of the tred. The name eeh.
PoliticsRe: Rare Old Picture Of Onitsha, The Commercial City Of Anambra. by Lifeemetu(m): 1:43am On Oct 11, 2021
Nigerians and bad mouth
You for not comment bro
CelebritiesRe: Sister To Tonto Dikeh: Janemena Enjoyed Kpokpogri's Money He Didn't See Her Pant by Lifeemetu(m): 9:51am On Sep 28, 2021
This geh get fish brain oooo
Which geh go dy go take kpekus invite En sis.
Abi them want make em (kpokpogri) chop both of them. Na only when its time to eat his money na.
Which discussion go make me tell my bros, geh way I don use.
CelebritiesRe: Segun Arinze Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today (Photos) by Lifeemetu(m): 8:11am On Sep 25, 2021
saphiere:
Veteran Nollywood actor, Segun Arinze is a year older today, Friday 24th September, 2021, WonderTV Media reports.

The actor who shared photos of himself on his official IG page wrote:
Happy birthday � Mr
Is he an Igboman?



https://www.instagram.com/p/CUMfv2uMA-A/
CelebritiesRe: Prince Kpokpogri To Tonto Dikeh: You Gave Me A 2nd Hand Hilux With No Receipts by Lifeemetu(m): 9:17am On Sep 24, 2021
When you where kpokpogrizing her
U no tell us
When she bought the so_called second hand Hilux u no tell us.
Let me defend Tonto small
Had it been she register the car on her name what will u say.
Abi Mr prince you don't know where they register motor
PoliticsRe: Bill To Back States To Collect VAT, Control Resources Underway In House Of Rep by Lifeemetu(m): 8:30pm On Sep 23, 2021
Dem go fight comfu that day
Science/TechnologyRe: Kangaroo Rescued From Freezing Lake in Australia (Pix, Video) by Lifeemetu(m): 8:26pm On Sep 23, 2021
If na Naija after this pics na
Fire straight
Either pepper soup or En broda
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Her Chats With Kpokpogri To Refute The Claim That She Leaked by Lifeemetu(m): 8:16pm On Sep 23, 2021
saphiere:
Tonto Dikeh Shares Her Chats With Kpokpogri To Refute The Claim That She Leaked The Audio Which Has Her Voice Begging Kpokpogri

Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh has shared the chats she had with her ex-lover, Prince Kpokpogri to refute the claim that he 'Kpokpogri', ended the relation and that Tonto was the one who leaked the voice note.
Una neva settle this Una madness

The chats which was shared on her IG was accompanied with a post which reads:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKxXksIWuP/
CrimeRe: Father Impregnates His 17-year-old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Lifeemetu(m): 2:29pm On Sep 23, 2021

Another man had the guds to sleep with her in that condition.
May that fool Know, no peace .
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom @34: Osinbajo To Inaugurate 21-Storey Security Building, Luxury Estate by Lifeemetu(m): 2:22pm On Sep 23, 2021
benuejosh:
Zero projects in Benue State. The least performing governor Benue has ever had. Even Kogi is doing better than Benue at a moment. The state can't even be compared to Nassarawa state that is just 45mins aways from the state capital. Go to lafia and see projects that are being carried out and it will amaze you. Governor Ortom is only buying properties and land up and down. Shouting Fulani herdsmen up and down. Recently, he wanted to change the narrative by saying the Fulani herdsmen are from Mali and Niger and not Nigerians. He kept insulting the President as though he had a personal issue with him all through these six years. Salaries of workers for months have not been paid. Pensioners are even the worst hit. They literally go begging to feed. He couldn't attract one single foreign investment or federal government project in the state. Ortom has disgraced us in Benue and his party PDP. The worst governor to come from Benue.

Congratulations to states whose Governors are performing even if not optimally. In Benue, we can proudly talk about wheelbarrows and our governor shouting Fulani herdsmen. THERE'S NO SINGLE PROJECT. Have you heard Ortom commissioned any single project apart from the wheelbarrows you saw online? NONE.

If Ortom is shouting herdsmen up and down, just know that he is trying to cover up his shame. We in Benue State know what he is doing and nobody takes him serious again. That's the only thing he has done. Shouting herdsmen and insulting Buhari. He is low budget Oshokomole 1. Fayose did put some infrastructure on ground despite his much noise. I was in Ekiti when he was the governor so I can attest to that.

If you see Ortom build any road to a place, just check around and you'll see that he bought a large portion of land along the road or he just bought a property and such he wants to make his property accessible.

ZERO PROJECT GOVERNOR.

PDP may be associated with failure but Wike is talking and working. Why can't Ortom just do one major project that Benue people will praise him instead of shouting herdsmen for increase in security votes so that he can pocket.

I speak on behalf of my people, the good and peaceful people of Benue State. The Food Basket of the Nation.
You don finish this man ooo
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by Lifeemetu(m): 10:19am On Sep 22, 2021
He is in dakar
Yes he do communicate
His mum died he didnt show
Our dad died he didnt still show
TravelRe: Kenyan Who Went To Saudi In Search For A Greener Pasture Returns With 2 Kids by Lifeemetu(m): 5:01pm On Sep 21, 2021
The lady is such pretty for such a story
Ladies way fine no dy make use of their beauty
But i wount blame her.
CrimeRe: Crippled Kidnapper Buhari Haruna Arrested While Collecting ₦2M Ransom In Katsina by Lifeemetu(m): 4:52pm On Sep 21, 2021
That Name
BUHARI
I Wasn't suprised
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by Lifeemetu(m): 1:19pm On Sep 21, 2021
They wont understand.
My bros way go senegal for over 20years now never come back.
FamilyRe: My Childhood Friend, Spiritual Guide Told Me My Mother-In-Law Is A Witch by Lifeemetu(m): 11:42am On Sep 20, 2021
This commission teaches you how to confront your confrontation and partners with you to bring joy and direction to your life because we are believers that the altar of prayer is the altar of empowerment. Prayer grabs the promises of God and brings them to physical manifestation. As the fish vomited Jonah, I decree, all those who have swallowed you and caged you shall vomit you in the place of your divine purpose. I will demand that you follow this prayer assignment. In addition to your need: Number one- Pray against any container, tree, and materials used to make any incantations working against your destiny by your family and your enemy. Number two: To cancel every promise, covenant made that has prompted the demonic attack against your life. Number three: That fire of God will answer any time your name is mentioned in the coven of darkness. Number four: PLEAD THE BLOOD against every pronouncement, initiations and family alters. Number five: Mention your needs and ask God to secure your future and any other thing that is a concern to you please give up your dinner for 21 days if you can (fasting from 4pm to 6am). Heaven shall remember you in this season. May God grant you a complete miracle. Be a monthly partner to this commission, follow the daily prayer school and devotional to get all you need in prayers and bible verses at the comfortzone http://www.thecomfortzone.se/category/daily-devotion/ You are awesomely favoured
FamilyRe: Woman Divorces Her Husband, Forces Daughter To Go With Her (Photos) by Lifeemetu(m): 10:47am On Sep 20, 2021
Is the marriage 32 years?
Or the wife 32years.
Cause I can't understand.
Abi them no born on time
FoodRe: High Cost Of Living : See The African Pear I Bought For #400 by Lifeemetu(m): 9:11pm On Sep 18, 2021
TheGiftedOne:
I love eating cooked corn with African pear, hence I use to buy raw ones to save cost. I feel that corn sellers sell prepared ones for inflated prices because customers have no choice than to buy from them. So I buy raw ones and take home with cooked corn, to sit down and enjoy myself.

Today I bought the ones in these pictures, twelve(12) in pieces for #400. It was told #500 initially but my bargain brought it to #400. Na so things come dey cost? This country tire person ooo. If not for the love of it I for no buy seriously. Anyway I'm in Benin presently, how much would this same amount and size cost in your area?
TravelRe: Lady About To Leave Nigeria Becomes Insane At Lagos Airport (Pix, Video) by Lifeemetu(m): 9:17pm On Sep 17, 2021
Abeg make person teach Me how to post in Nairaland
TravelRe: Lady About To Leave Nigeria Becomes Insane At Lagos Airport (Pix, Video) by Lifeemetu(m): 9:09pm On Sep 17, 2021
And person go talk say village people no dy exist.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Miyyetti Allah Chairman, Abubakar Abdullahi Dambardi In Lere Kaduna by Lifeemetu(m): 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2021
dairykidd:
This news dey as e be.. if not that I'm fasting na to throw some cans of stout inside freezer for quick chilling.. Satan vs his demons cheesy
Give me make I drink on your behalf

PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Miyyetti Allah Chairman, Abubakar Abdullahi Dambardi In Lere Kaduna by Lifeemetu(m): 8:47pm On Sep 17, 2021
2million x 10 = 20million
I thought I cow � is now 2million
RIP ⚰ to him














The Munster we made

PoliticsRe: Abimbola Alale: Nigeria To Acquire 2 More Satellites By 2025 by Lifeemetu(m): 7:03am On Sep 17, 2021
Nigerian �� no fit build am even at that stipulated time

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