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I've got a biz idea of a package for d telecom industry. Hw do I sell it without gettin ripped off??

What if its a case of josefu nd potiphar's wife Were tests carried out on d woman to confirm say d manchi enta am Luks lyk evrytin wz based on d word of d woman, well, if I was d pastor wey dey plead guilty, I for ask dat tests b carried out, but den winch fit still colombi d whole mata sha!!!

STACYM:
Pls tell them not to try it, tell your sister to calm down, it is better the wedding do not hold, rather than caging themselve in the spiritual coven. The church can be change, simply invite a good man of God to come and administer them at the reception. Shame will be to the devil. Period

@Stacy, I concur wit u on dat, Bt any suggestions as to how one culd get d message across to the invited guests as to d change of venue?? nd in dis case, even d reception is bringin up som shit, nd we suspect d pastor of havin a hand in dis as d hall is cloz to d church

impactbiz:
Hello Sir,
pls and pls, don't give out the blood.
If the pastor wants some medical proves as regards the couple. Let them go 4 test and bring the results 2 d pst.
I beg u. The world we live in is not only ful of evil but evil.

Exactli my tots!! Even if it wia for tests, hospitals aint in short supply!! So wot do we do as d pastor is adamnant abt d weddin not holdin in his church unless d blood is provided

Yeah u heard dat right!! u may recall my earlier post inquiring d cost of renting a wedding gown for my sis. Now d wedding comes up dis saturday the 11th. Now an ugly monster has reared up again in d person of the pastor of her church in port harcourt. He is now demanding they bring dia blood before they can b wedded in d church!! They (the couple) hv vehemently refused. I ask, why must they bring dia blood?? If is not dis is not a case of holding the couple to ransom, wat then is it?? After sendin out the invitations?? Fellow Nlanders, pls I solicit ur suggestions in dis case as she's goin bananas ova dis
For som reasons, I decided against puttin down d church's name here while we c how it unfolds, Bt den, I promise I aint gon'b suppressin it for long

Unless d staffs @ bulletine r stark illiterates, I'd xpect dem to b defending demselves or cryin foul bt dats not d case as dey hv bin just silent!! D said road is just damn bad, u donna d curses bin heaped on d coy by d road users nd residents around.

tunjiajayi:
light heart let me have your e- mail address or phone number, tunji.ajayi1@gmail.com, 0804108529. pls get in touch ASAP.

Ok

jhayluz:
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My questions goes thus:
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2. How soon do u want dem delivered
3. Wat r d terms of payment?
4. Hw many Mt??
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@ poster, beware the fury/wrath(dis no b play play word oo)of a woman scorned!! Ma guy, as it stands, u r not safe frm dis skele now!! Either u tuk d skele or u stay off frm d both of dem 4eva. As a percieved enemy to her happiness, her bliss,her fantasy cum tru, wat stops her frm assassinatin u or jazzin u down!! Women r deadly oo, especialli d likes of dis one, Tread wisely!!!

googles:


i sabi you ? ?

yee. . . you wan fall my hand abi  

i said i want to corrupt a virgin. . . work it out now  

U r now wantin to dey want to fall mii own, shey? Just ask, virgin get levs, d one wey cloz up afta hw many years of deprivation follow, so which one u dey, or r u sayin ya own don, *whispers* over-wide?

Bola, a swit lasuite lyk u com dey throw dis kind yarnz?? 4 hia

@googles, na virgin sppose jam virgin. So no cheatin!! R u one??

bia here, yorke, na guy I b oo!! nd a homophobic @ dat!!! Mk d chicks check out dt one for u

But rili, I fink hype sef don die down!! @ inked, I'm secondin u on dat!! because even wen virgin don disvirgin, d tin fit ova swit am sotey e go go find apple for oda trees

@ googles, u want 2 now colombi d virgins too? Who u com leave d disvirgined for??

@yorke, who we go ask

Back in d dayz, findin nd marryin a virgin wz lyk winning a lotto, y'know d grinning from ear2ear kinda look. But it looks lyk all dat buzz has gone into snooze mode. Personally, I was neva into d virgin tin. Yeah, d pains nd all dt bleedin stuff rili tore @ my heart. I had a relationship broken because of all dat! Now, Nlanders doz it(datin/marryin) still mata anymor??

@all, una kno weda na d dress code?? Wat if hall wz filled wit d likes nd we r jst lukin @ d tip of d iceblock!! Me no for mind get d iv 2 dis kinda weddings sha!! #speakinMaMind

silentc:
I have seen TEXT SPEAK affect others in the professional world and was only trying to advice (even if i was judgemental).

u mean text SPEECH

silentc:
and it is RIDDLES with poor spelling and text speak.

Didn't d Bible say somfin abt removin d log in ur eye b4 checkin out d speck in some1 else's? Ma guy, dis forum na informal settin!! In case of nxt time, use RIDDLED!! i mean, wat r friends for??

jtx3001:
LIGHTHEART,sori 4 d lack o'seemin help on your thread,& i cnt claim 2 undastnd wt your lil bro's goin thru-jst let him kno its wel,k!Nywaz,lets start thus-wt was d reason d BHC gave 4 your broda bein refused in d 1st?

Also,28 days 4 wt?Administrative Review?Cnt place any who's gone thru dis,bt if i remember properly,dts d time d rejectee must apeal d initial verdict,rite?Lets kno d reason 4 d rejection 1st b4 we treat d issue.

They claimed I didn't hav sufficient funds for ma maintenance, I'll be schooling outside london borough(Ealing to b precise) and dt requires a balance of £600 monthly for a maximum of 9months accordin to dem, and dt sums up to £5400, addin dis up to the £15 I owe d school givs £5415, I presented ma acct balance of £6511, so I dnt c any reason y dey ask for £7200 which was supposed to b for those schooling inside london borough!!

@vicjustice, can u highlight d areas not written in english?? Dude, i brought dis issue here to get suggestions&advices. Jst tone down on fault-finding (if diaz any). My younga one is goin bananas on dis already. please?

"Would like to know if a person who applies for UKBA Administrative Review can still reapply for a fresh student visa or do I chill for d 28 days I waz asked? I'm havin sleepless nyts ova dis nd skool resumes septemba 20th".

Nlanders, dats a request from my yunga bro. Wuld rily appreciate y'all advises.

smaks of a gud setup!!! Well, ur friend shuld tel d gyal he's lost his job or invite ha for a pregnancy test. is she a kid?? D guy just put once, next tin she don kari She jst wan implicate d bobo for d colombi!!!! Sheekeeenaaa!!!!!

Nice one, I've got some difficulty wiv smoothenin up faces, Got photoshop 7 nd cs5, my email is dakuche@yahoo.com, wil rily appreciate.thanks

Chai, whoeva hold d contract for dis shirt wey dem wia don hama oo if na nationwide oo!! Well, I'd say dey officially went on strike today!!! Useress pple, is d right not our light?? Nna nwanne, I hv gone on my own stlike, I no use again!!!! Govt beta come nd negotiate wit me ooo

@mr_olu, na d cv u nid abi wetin? How much is ur wife rentin out nd besides, I tot dia r ppl who r in2 d rentin biz??

Can som1 pls giv me an idea how much it costs 2 rent a weddin gown. Sis nids it. She's on d fat side

@stagger, sori I stumbled into dis late. If 500k can start it off, I fink its worth it!! I'd rily appreciate d manual. Pls do send it to k.ugwunna@gmail.com. I'm tinkin of settin up wat I call HoodStations, if u get d drift! Thanks bro

@blackracle, pls do tel me about it. Is it d normal pump wit d floater switch (gotten separately?)attached? Do d floater switch hv sizes? Hw much do u fink dey go for? Wuldnt dia b anytin like wat I mentioned? As in a standalone?