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@back again: Thanks. . .are you really back again? I mean where you back before? or better put - hibernating before?

Hard-hearted King, ehm I mean Queen

Kai. Who dey provoke me! I got teach you lesson today. Oya write your apology before I return with my koboko, and your nightmare!

Correct!

Fatyybombo

@Lysaa: That joke don expire now. You no sabi any other one ni?

Dullard

Yeah thanks

Teaser!

Has three legs. One is mine

Ha ha. YOU don't need to judge all the christians through only one. By the way you have full rights to hate religion. Any person who hates to be directed is supposed to hate religion. But SEFAGO likes it where both the chicks and guyz are hot! Good for you dear contrary to you I don't hate atheists but I don't see the reason why someone will just stop trying to know because there are too many answers - both credible and non-incredible. I use sarcasm and idioms as I see fit. You can hardly read my statements directly because the world itself is so dynamic. Meanings change and definitions can hardly be made. You don't say much though so I can say much about you.

@dozie76: They will tell you the woman used scientific hypnosis on her. There's nothing like the supernatural Thank you very much for that though

Indeed. So people losing faith due to futile science and the must be is now called 'poking fun'
How interesting. The must come must come. There will be a time when almost everyone will be forced to drink the wine of the adultress. The might Babylon, Queen of sexual immorality. She has unleashed the power of women again. And again shall man fall to her. Licking her whole body. Men marrying men is now called poking fun. Women marrying women - poking fun! Children watching porn - poking fun! Let's POKE FUN! YEHHHHH!!! I'm in! no OUT!

Be careful. Things are not always what they seem to be. THink outside the box. I love dissidents!

SEFAGO:
Nigeria is stuck in the 15th century mate,

Ah I see. Tell me about the 21st century!

Please where is the amusement park This thread is not amusing at all

Ba kwudi

---Yawn---? Are u hungry or is that also another delusion of grandeur: Ha ha ha
I'll tell you about the green cheese and what happened to the white rat
The thread is showing me 8 replies and I see only 6. OYB for real,
    Vote ✝OYB✝. . .The Obtrusive Yawning Baby-father.☇
                                                                                  - pun intended

studio43:
Chai, Lightwalk u don spoil finish no remain, clear make i pass jor

As in wetin

SEFAGO:
thanks mate, no interest in seeing science and wonders

Then don't talk about it

SEFAGO:
says someone who believe in the biblical christ

So you are this narrow minded?
Leave ceasar to ceasars' and God to Gods'. I was once an atheist but I was never that narrow minded!
I believe in what I have seen and witnessed.
In fact, I advice you if you live around Enugu in Nigeria, take a visit to one of the Enugu-Ezike festivals. You will be much more satisfied with that than blabbing here

My replies have been deleted twice on this post. I don't think Seun really knows about this. It's possible some of his moderators are jealous. Imagine oyb referring to a foreign forum. Whatever it is I have a high level of tolerance. I know that every action in life springs out of a reason, so I truly do not blame anybody but it's good to be wise and shine ur eyes

Analysis of the Lord's Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven:
This means that the Lord is in heaven but before making any foolish conclusions use your dictionary. Heaven is simply a place where it is believed that God lives. It is not the same thing as the firmaments or the sky or space or whatever people make out.

Hallow be thy name, thy Kingdom come
This is surely not God's merciful kingdom where there is no suffering. We are living in the kingdom of the accursed devil which unluckily became earth. Hopefully God has allowed us to learn from our mistakes to create a better kingdom where there will be no more weeping and woes. Jesus encourages us to pray that we will win the world(survive the devil and his plies)

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
This is in a further attempt to encourage God to extend His help to us by praying to Him so that we win this vile earth.

Give us this day our daily bread
Though God handed dominion of the earth over to the devil, the power of Life was not handed to him. This tells us that we still have to rely on God to provide our daily basic needs

And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us
The power of forgiveness. Pointless to explain to pagans who do not believe in the Highest and most important rule which is to Love neighbour as you love yourself and to Love God. :DGod is Love

And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
Yes God has been testing us. In fact the purpose of our life on earth is to undergo a test. Those who pass this test will be overjoyed and those who are fair will be given a second chance but many will also suffer who have failed woofly. Nobody wants the temptation such as that of Job
It is God that will deliver us from evil

Amen! The Lord is Good! I could have waited for you to publish your wonderful tool. I'm glad that you are writing such a thing. It assures me that atheists are just confused and frustrated people who don't understand life and do not even seek to understand the true meaning of life. If you are wise, become a philosopher or Lock yourself up in a room full of books for five years like the pythagoreans. Or become a philosopher rosicrucian.(Not recommended if you slightly believe in God )
Let's share Love for God is Love therefore we share God

Aloy~Emeka:
Someone please translate rape for me in all the three languages?

Iru nso!

Many a time, we forget that all we do in live matters. This is a simple principle that will help you to make good 80% usage of your time. Imagine that you are your own video. You are watching yourself and recording every single action you are taken. You want those who know you to be proud of you when they get to watch your personal video which includes every single minute of your whole life. You don't want them to see anything that will embarass you. Remember that God is watching you. He has done so much for you. He will be embarassed as well as you to see your shortcomings. What determines your saint cycle is how much long you lived as a saint. Every time you repent, a new tape is put and the old tape is thrown away. We should be struggling to have the best videos to be watched by anyone so that God will be happy with us. I hope this helps. Goodluck. The Light of God shine upon us all!

Cat Turns into Woman in PH. Stupid people who did not even witness the event talk all sorts of rubbish about what they do not know
Afam, Jakumo, Sefago and Beef
You are not tired yet! Hmmmm.

@Sefago: Wetin be ya own. You wan get heart attack?

^^^Shushh! Are you ready for Him yet, or do you want to visit hell in this your early stage. THOU SHALL NOT CALL THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN! (or in discussions)

Ha ha marvelbox. Please where did you get this maverlous cartoon

@Ogaga4Luv. Please I've been meaning to ask you the meaning of Ogaga, both in spiritual and physical terms!

@Poster: You dey find excuse fo beer abi? This 1 na lame xcuze

Lollllll

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

I'll use that very well

This is the best joke I've read for some time now. Nice job poster!!!

Why all of una dey find am hard to digest. Na weet papa wey the thing happen to