^Is that your defense?

cock suckers sha

They first strive to be whiter than oyinbo people (and fail woefully to superior arguments). . .

This is another problem with Nigerians. If anyone presents a voice of reasoning they attribute it to oyinbo thinking. Even idiot mad people are aware of the fact that all cultures had superstitions but these superstitions were discarded with logic and science. Incase you are not aware, africans are were, european were 1000 years ago. During those dark ages, Europeans barbarically did human sacrifices, believed in the supernatural- in witches (though in a different way than nigerians).

Christianity came and replaced superstition, and then there were the inquisitions and excesses of the catholic church. Then the protestant revolution occured, just replacing the religious myth order. Finally we are in the 21st century, and oyibo people as you call tem are aware that witnessing the supernatural is an unlikely event. Not impossible, there might be supernatural events (stuff that defies science and logic but probably because our science and logic is not advanced enough), but the ones you guys claim to be seeing are a figment of your imagination.

IMO, Beaf and Afam have zero arguments/evidence, and they know it. Especially if they want to go one on one with me. They avoid answering any questions about the paranormal because they are aware that I would tear it to pieces. There best defense, would involve avoiding my statements and engaging in invariable insults. As I said, if you guys can even prove that there is paranormal activity without reasonable doubt do so, instead of focussing on the insult, I made in the past- most of which were not personal, I was just shocked at the misinformation.

SEFAGO:

IMO, Beaf and Afam have zero arguments/evidence, and they know it. Especially if they want to go one on one with me. They avoid answering any questions about the paranormal because they are aware that[b] I[/b] would tear it to pieces. There best defense, would involve avoiding my statements and engaging in invariable insults. As I said, if you guys can even prove that there is paranormal activity without reasonable doubt do so, instead of focussing on the insult, I made in the past- most of which were not personal, I was just shocked at the misinformation.

"I", "I", "me", "me", "my".

What an insecure runt. No wonder you lie like a fish in water.

@Beaf  This nutcase still on? SEFAGO you get time i swear.

^cock suckers sha

SEFAGO:

This is another problem with Nigerians. If anyone presents a voice of reasoning they attribute it to oyinbo thinking. Even idiot mad people are aware of the fact that all cultures had superstitions but these superstitions were discarded with logic and science. Incase you are not aware, africans are were, european were 1000 years ago. During those dark ages, Europeans barbarically did human sacrifices, believed in the supernatural- in witches (though in a different way than nigerians).

Christianity came and replaced superstition, and then there were the inquisitions and excesses of the catholic church. Then the protestant revolution occured, just replacing the religious myth order. Finally we are in the 21st century, and oyibo people as you call tem are aware that witnessing the supernatural is an unlikely event. Not impossible, there might be supernatural events (stuff that defies science and logic but probably because our science and logic is not advanced enough), but the ones you guys claim to be seeing are a figment of your imagination.

IMO, Beaf and Afam have zero arguments/evidence, and they know it. Especially if they want to go one on one with me. They avoid answering any questions about the paranormal because they are aware that I would tear it to pieces. There best defense, would involve avoiding my statements and engaging in invariable insults. As I said, if you guys can even prove that there is paranormal activity without reasonable doubt do so, instead of focussing on the insult, I made in the past- most of which were not personal, I was just shocked at the misinformation.

Christianity came and replaced superstition? What have you been smoking? So superstition is a religion that another religion replaced?

And you want your questions answered? Bring on the insults. No body with any form of logic, fact or common sense will resort to insults when disagreeing with people. People only resort to insults when they are incapable of defending their positions or out of inferiority complex.

Not to talk of the lies that are easily written by the same people who insult others while claiming to know everything in the world to warrant what exist and what does not exist.

Still shocking how an educated mind will dismiss something because the white man has not documented it.

Moses was reported to have parted the red sea for the Israelites to pass through. Does science explain this? Does this break the physical laws?

A fish was reported to have swallowed Jonah and delivered him where God wanted him to go? Can science explain this?

Till today many people belong to one deadly cult or the other just to make money and some of them end up giving up their loved ones as sacrifices in exchange for wealth.

Do you think people would still be doing this if they don't see it work for others who may be their friends and colleagues?

The mind is a terrible thing to waste and that is why the average Nigerian cannot think through anything and so cannot invent or produce anything because the white man is there to think for him. Shame! Real shame!!

Rather than question things they don't believe they come out and make categorical statements out of ignorance.

Till today many people belong to one deadly cult or the other just to make money and some of them end up giving up their loved ones as sacrifices in exchange for wealth.

this was all i could get through. This is exactly what you are doing:

Rather than question things they don't believe they come out and make categorical statements out of ignorance.

How many people personally do you know that have made their money through juju? Ok its secret right, so no one can know, but thent why are these people not phenomenally richer than Bill Gates? Or at least worth close to a billion dollars. What stops the cult from giving them phenomenal wealth?  Also why is it that there are always convenient laws that prevent anyone from actually witnessing these juju.

Christianity came and replaced superstition? What have you been smoking? So superstition is a religion that another religion replaced?

Christian theology is a myth, but it managed to supersede European pagan religions (which breeded superstition), Superstition is usually part of a religious belief, infact superstitions can be categorized as a subset of religion. Regardless, what I am trying to say is that with the dawn of Christianity during the Byzantine empire's period, there was a discarding of old superstitions for new ones - you are just nitpicking my arguments in a terrible way

Moses was reported to have parted the red sea for the Israelites to pass through. Does science explain this? Does this break the physical laws?

Reported by whom  . Afam you are one funny guy.

A fish was reported to have swallowed Jonah and delivered him where God wanted him to go? Can science explain this?

reported by whom? Why did fishes conveniently stop swallowing people presently? ANd why was God , who was so involved in the lives of the people in the bible, just decide to stop interacting with us?

Do you think people would still be doing this if they don't see it work for others who may be their friends and colleagues?

No, people will not stop doing it because they believe in hearsay- hearsay says it works. But I havent met any rich person who made his money from juju and trust me, I have met a lot of rich people in Nigeria (most are government officials, or worked in banks, and oil companies)

The mind is a terrible thing to waste and that is why the average Nigerian cannot think through anything and so cannot invent or produce anything because the white man is there to think for him. Shame! Real shame!!

Agreed, I am glad you can also self-reflect and criticize yourself. I am not waiting for any european to disprove it- I am waiting for the African called Afam to prove it without doubt.


PS: did you notice, I just ignored your insults and extracted your minute arguments? you should attempt to do the same when you are insulted.

SEFAGO:

this was all i could get through. This is exactly what you are doing:

If what you imply here is that I belong to any cult then I must state that your parents and every blood relation of yours belong to cults and I hope they die miserable deaths.

SEFAGO:

How many people personally do you know that have made their money through juju? Ok its secret right, so no one can know, but thent why are these people not phenomenally richer than Bill Gates? Or at least worth close to a billion dollars. What stops the cult from giving them phenomenal wealth?  Also why is it that there are always convenient laws that prevent anyone from actually witnessing these juju.

You ask questions like a complete idiot. Why is Mr A not as rich as Mr B? It is obvious you have a lot of issues with yourself or you are just being plain silly.

SEFAGO:

Christian theology is a myth, but it managed to supersede European pagan religions (which breeded superstition), Superstition is usually part of a religious belief, infact superstitions can be categorized as a subset of religion. Regardless, what I am trying to say is that with the dawn of Christianity during the Byzantine empire's period, there was a discarding of old superstitions for new ones - you are just nitpicking my arguments in a terrible way


Reported by whom  . Afam you are one funny guy.

reported by whom? Why did fishes conveniently stop swallowing people presently? ANd why was God , who was so involved in the lives of the people in the bible, just decide to stop interacting with us?

This is not the religion section so do not divert into whether christianity as a religion exist. While you may believe christianity is a fraud I hope you will understand that you must respect the right of people to hold on to their beliefs. I am a christian and don't owe you any explanation nor apologies.

So, when I quote what was reported in the bible don't start with your stupid questions.

SEFAGO:

PS: did you notice, I just ignored your insults and extracted your minute arguments? you should attempt to do the same when you are insulted.

And who the hell are you to decide when your insults will be responded to? You have no right to decide and your take on this is inconsequential. For choosing the path of insults as against logic and facts you have lost any opportunity to be responded to as a human being should be responded to.

In my opinion, you are nothing but a bloody liar who uses insult to hide your ignorance.

lalala, I am bored already. As I expected, you aren't that intelligent.

You ask questions like a complete idiot. Why is Mr A not as rich as Mr B? It is obvious you have a lot of issues with yourself or you are just being plain silly.

 
That wasn't my point- my point was questioning the nature of the myth "juju" to reject the hypothesis that it exist. If it is supernatural, it should have no limits. You are now into full blown insult mode- like all nairalanders.

PS: Notice, I am ignoring your insults- this is an online, forum, i rarely take online insults personally- call me an idiot- doesn't matter because i am not an idiot- If I call you an idiot it doesn't matter (you could be an idiot or not but I dnt know) I am just responding to you spurious statements.

So, when I quote what was reported in the bible don't start with your stupid questions.

logic and religion dont go together, you are contradicting yourself again. you want us to argue with logic and common sense when christianity meets the requirement for neither. BI have no inteerst in debating religion, but please dont state biblical myths as the gospel truth

Jesus Christ.

^^^Shushh! Are you ready for Him yet, or do you want to visit hell in this your early stage. THOU SHALL NOT CALL THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN! (or in discussions)

jesus christ

Cat Turns into Woman in PH. Stupid people who did not even witness the event talk all sorts of rubbish about what they do not know
Afam, Jakumo, Sefago and Beef
You are not tired yet! Hmmmm.

@Sefago: Wetin be ya own. You wan get heart attack?

Stupid people who did not even witness the event talk all sorts of rubbish about what they do not know

says someone who believe in the biblical christ

SEFAGO:

says someone who believe in the biblical christ

So you are this narrow minded?
Leave ceasar to ceasars' and God to Gods'. I was once an atheist but I was never that narrow minded!
I believe in what I have seen and witnessed.
In fact, I advice you if you live around Enugu in Nigeria, take a visit to one of the Enugu-Ezike festivals. You will be much more satisfied with that than blabbing here

thanks mate, no interest in seeing science and wonders

SEFAGO:

thanks mate, no interest in seeing science and wonders

Then don't talk about it

Cat Woman, a super heroe?

Nigeria 21st century, Long long way to go.

Nigeria is stuck in the 15th century mate,

SEFAGO:

Nigeria is stuck in the 15th century mate,

Ah I see. Tell me about the 21st century!

It is one where the people who brought you Christianity are poke fun at people stupid enough to belive in the supernatural

Indeed. So people losing faith due to futile science and the must be is now called 'poking fun'
How interesting. The must come must come. There will be a time when almost everyone will be forced to drink the wine of the adultress. The might Babylon, Queen of sexual immorality. She has unleashed the power of women again. And again shall man fall to her. Licking her whole body. Men marrying men is now called poking fun. Women marrying women - poking fun! Children watching porn - poking fun! Let's POKE FUN! YEHHHHH!!! I'm in! no OUT!

Be careful. Things are not always what they seem to be. THink outside the box. I love dissidents!

^ this is one of the reasons why I dislike religion

Too many crazy ppl congregate themselves in it

what has religion got to do with this.

Lets face the issue the way it is and keep religion out of it.

If she wasn't a cat why did she confess according to eye witness.

I think Nigerians should know that evil still exist but issues like this however must be exggerated

Ha ha. YOU don't need to judge all the christians through only one. By the way you have full rights to hate religion. Any person who hates to be directed is supposed to hate religion. But SEFAGO likes it where both the chicks and guyz are hot! Good for you dear contrary to you I don't hate atheists but I don't see the reason why someone will just stop trying to know because there are too many answers - both credible and non-incredible. I use sarcasm and idioms as I see fit. You can hardly read my statements directly because the world itself is so dynamic. Meanings change and definitions can hardly be made. You don't say much though so I can say much about you.

@dozie76: They will tell you the woman used scientific hypnosis on her. There's nothing like the supernatural Thank you very much for that though

^ you are not making sense

WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat [b]allegedly [/b]turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.

Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.

According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. "The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja," said the source.

Read this story again, it is hilarious  . Let us start with the second paragraph. Three [/b]cats decided to kill [b]three [/b]people. They succeeded in killing two people but [b]found it difficult to kill a pastor ( why does this sound like one of those cheap nollywood movies  ). They traveled all the way from Abuja which has a gazillion people and pastors to specifically kill three people.

Move to first paragraph, the okada hit the woman, and she immediately turned into a cat (why is it that this always happens). The second one escaped (how), and the third one was beaten to death (interesting enough the third dead cat is conveniently missing in the picture. The photographers could get a picture of the woman in full glory and conveniently missed a cat. Then Nigerian Police, reputedly one of the most cowardly group of people on planet earth, decided to take this woman into custody, despite the fact that she and her group had the powers to kill two people?

Man, which kain brain you guys get sef? No wonder the last position in the class is always occupied by someone. 

I am trying to show you that this story follows the usual patterns of nigerian folklore or should I say African urban legend

hahahhahahah , i almost had a fit after reading this thread. like, this is the most entertaining ish i ever read and i havent even snorted cocaine mixed with heroin and industrial cement yet this afternoon. who the hell believes that a woman can turn into a freakn animale. Killin innocent people for no damn reason. prince akaevo is surely an slowpoke. a clear illiterate. he cant even spell properly, nor compose a sentence correctly, what is the point in an intellectual like jakumo going toe to toe with him. afam>>what can i say, im doubly disappointed that one who exhibits such seeming brilliance can actually be so delusional. beaf, i havent been on nairaland long, but if there's one person that has shown me that he is supposed to be walking on all fours instead of upright, it is this slowpoke. then again, think of it, since the topic is about animals turning to people, would it be a surprise to learn that beaf might actually be a effing cow,that actually learnt how to communicate in the human way sefago, no matter how u try u can never convince a rock to speak. most of this folks that believe this ish are borderline insane, why try to convince them bro? this post made we weak to my stomach. im out.WHOOOOAAAAA, MY NEIGHBOR'S CAT JUST TURNED INTO BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

Nex; u killed me wit the x-men comment

He thinks he is wise. He thinks others are like him. Nothing others say or know are true except what he knows. They call him SEFAGO.

S-Stubborn
E-Empty
F-Foolish
A-Aggressive
G-Guiltless
O-Omniscient

SEFAGO:

^ you are not making sense

Of course he was gibbering. You are the man SEFAGO. Tell him what he needs to know. He is just a liar who is claiming that his own grand father could turn into a Lion just before the Biafran wars. He crooks up stories telling about how a goat's bone stuck in the throat of one who transformed into a lion to steal a goat.

Of course I don't blame any of you. It is this nonsensical mordernization of a thing that rips people away from being close to their town are learning mysteries and local arts which can be developed/modernized.
If you want to learn learn. Maybe you do not have anyone to tell you about his experiences with some of these things. Or maybe you don't want to know. Or maybe you do not have a village or your grand parents are dead. Anything
We have so many Technologies that need to be developed

-Rainmaking
-ThunderStorming
-Fast Travelling
-Invisibility
-Hypnosis
-Animal transformation
-Strange magical herbal formulas
. . . and so much more!!!
But our blessings are rather regarded as curses!
Those who have them hoarde them, those who don't have ignore. Others use foreign technology

What exactly do you think is the problem of Nigeria today? It's the same issue. It's the people and not the Government or Leaders. Our resources are hugely untapped. Those that are tapped are mismanaged. There is nothing like patriotism. Nigeria with even its rich geopgraphical resources imports jews and so many other products that can be produced here.

So if you think the best way to contribute positively is to come in a thread and start talking from a very lame point of view, am sorry for you.

He thinks he is wise. He thinks others are like him. Nothing others say or know are true except what he knows. They call him SEFAGO.

S-Stubborn
E-Empty
F-Foolish
A-Aggressive
G-Guiltless
O-Omniscient

Thanks for the oriki (praise singing)

He is just a liar who is claiming that his own grand father could turn into a Lion just before the Biafran wars (what about after the biafra war). He crooks up stories telling about how a goat's bone stuck in the throat of one who transformed into a lion to steal a goat.

Another hallucination. You watch too much nollywood movies. Peace
Not only lion, but chimpanzee also