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Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 11:52am On Jan 10, 2013

adeaugustus: I did not say his books are boring, i just kind of noticed that all his book follows a pattern, like a template. When reading his work, i can guess rightly what will happen in the next chapter (This was after i have Read almost a dozen of his book).

As a Law student, you'll always find his work interesting, (when i was reading his books last year, my phone dictionary is always at work...lol), Just the way i Find Dr. Michael Crichton's work interesting.

but you can never decode what is going to happen in Hadley chase novels..... the guy is pretty good

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 7:08pm On Jan 09, 2013

megareal: Funny enough I did. I was a voracious reader and had been exposed to lots of books by then, somehow I understood the plots. I started writing after him in Jss 2. Sadly I never published any.

sorry

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 7:03pm On Jan 09, 2013

Aafulenu: i love annie rice, i have a collection of her books. and yes my best annie rice remains mayfair witches and the tale of the body thief. she is realy good.

have u read her beauty series? lol its like written porn. lol. so unlike her

is this annie rice a romantic writer?

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 7:00pm On Jan 09, 2013

opo22: Thanks ade, the guy looks like a baby reader, i dont want to scare him away with 2 long a list,

me a baby reader huh

hmmmmm i hv read a novel that took me one whole week to finish, a LEGAL novel to be precise

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 6:58pm On Jan 09, 2013

adeaugustus: Those that I've read and i can recommend.

1. The Client.
2. The Confession.
3. The Firm.
4. Last Juror.
5. A Painted house.
6. The Partner.
7. Pelican Brief.
8. Playing for pizza.
9. Rainwater.
10. Runway Jury.
11. The Testament.
12. A time to kill.

The man stole a whole lot of my time last year, i enjoyed every bit of his work though. My target was to read every bit of his work, but i couldn't lay my hand on the remaining ones.

thanks my brother

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 8:55pm On Jan 08, 2013

This john Grisham guy must b fun oh! Abeg someone should gimme a list of his books, bt not romance abeg... Stil nursing a heart break, biko.

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 10:02am On Jan 07, 2013

ositadima1: U are right, its all here: http:www.jhchase..com/search/label/JHC?m=0

thanks homie

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 9:42am On Jan 07, 2013*

opo22: i can say i had read over 80 percent of JHS books, but the interestng thing about chase was that i outgrown his books. There is one of the books that we had to do a conference reading of it, 4 of us all night. In those days we blow guy with books unlike today where boys think only of violence. Has anyone read THE FAST BUCK by JHS. If u a looking 4 suspence read more books, Ludlum, H.Robins, I. wallace, S.sheldon, J. susan, L.Uris, J.Collins, C.Achebe, U. wationgo. w. Shoyinka. Of allmy all time best is THE BOURNE Identity.

these are authors right? Gimmie there novel titles. Hv read wationgo's WEEP NOT CHILD... Pretty 9c

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 11:08am On Jan 06, 2013

I need d link oh... Bt i had he got 88 novels he wrote?

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 6:36pm On Jan 05, 2013

Bolushalom: ... read anoda one afterwards, i think Golden fish or something....

GOLDEN FISH HAS NO HIDING PLACE... Hv read that one as well. Intriguing

Literature › Re: All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 6:31pm On Jan 05, 2013

.Hmmmmm... Can u mention some his novels?... There's no writer like chase, try and read BELIEVE THIS, U'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING..

Literature › Re: Novels by liljboy(m): 3:02pm On Jan 05, 2013

Mine is- any novel by james hadley chase

Literature › All About "JAMES HADLEY CHASE" Novels #ones You'v Read & Experiences by liljboy(op): 2:51pm On Jan 05, 2013*

Am a die hard fan of james hadley chase & i can beat my chest hard and tell you he is one of d best (if not d best) novel writers i've read his works.

His a master in what he does, best of the best. Use to see one of his novels in my dad's shelf (MY LAUGH COMES LAST), so i started off with it, and guess what huh

"I BECAME AN ADDICT"

If you are a fan, share with us what u think about him, or his novels you've read.
.
my list of chase novels i'v read

JAMES HADLEY CHASE fan boy
_____
his novels I've read
_____
1.my laugh comes last
2.mission to venice
3.make the corpse walk
4.one bright summer morning
5.safer dead
6.the soft center
7.come easy go easy
8.a lotus for miss quon
9.cade
10.lay her among the lillies
11.mission to siena
12.the world in my pocket
13.believe this you'll
believe anything
14.goldfish have no hiding
place
15.tiger by the tail
16.trusted like the fox
17.do me a favor drop dead
18.we'll share a double funeral
19.miss shumway waves a
wand
20.a coffin from hong kong
21.i'll bury my dead
22.consider yourself dead
23.the things men do
24.the way the cookie crumbles
25.you can say that again
26. THE VULTURE IS A
PATIENT BIRD
27. knock! knock!! who's there?
28. You never know with women
29. Twelve Chinks and a Woman (The Doll's Bad News)
30. Like a hole in the head

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Sports › Re: All You Need To Know About SOCCERMANAGER.COM. by liljboy(op): 10:52am On Jan 04, 2013

toolpusher: Guys come join me in World Championship 2297

whats d game world id number?

Sports › Re: All You Need To Know About SOCCERMANAGER.COM. by liljboy(op): 4:42pm On Dec 27, 2012

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.
Vidal jst got one rating increase, n robinho dropped 3" ratings...too bad. Sneijder also dropped one rating.
.
I manage alotta teams, i'll post my players later. N am also tryna build young team wif d likes of
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#neymar
#matt hummels
#vidal
#sanchez
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etc... SM sweet joor

Music/Radio › Re: Your Best Songs Of 2012- Foreign, 9ja, Blues, Rnb, Rock Etc by liljboy(op): 12:34pm On Dec 24, 2012

#rkelly- when a man lies
#trey sonqx- heartattack
#gangnam style(funny sonq)

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:20pm On Dec 22, 2012

I was in Abuja to see my uncle @ 8 am the secretary told me to come back by 2pm that Oga (boss) is not around. So, I had to hang around till 2 pm. By 1 pm, I was so hungry cos I had not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 as last card. I was unable to get a local canteen to eat FUFU or EBA. All I saw were big hotels. I began to feel dizzy so, I decided to find a solution. In my front, there was a powerful 5 star hotel. So, I cleaned my rugged shoe, adjusted myself & entered the hotel. At d lobby, the waiter asked: are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge in?
I said my name is Akpors, lodging. He told me the least room was N47k per night. I said no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states. He said thank you sir. I asked; can I pay in hard currency as I've not changed my dollars? He told me no problem. Ok where is your restaurant I need to eat 1st.He lead me to the restaurant & he told the chef to treat me well cos I was a new customer & that I just came back from US! The chef welcomed me & gave me menu list. I ordered for Pounded yam, EFO RIRO (vegetable soup), Snail & catfish!
The chef told me it will be ready in 30 mins. I asked for the bar so I can step down before the food ready and he pointed me the executive bar mainly for VIP's. I requested for assorted pepper soup & Spanish Red wine. I drank 2 bottles of the wine & 2 plates of soup & the bill was N34k (A wine N10k per bottle, soup N7k per plate). I moved on to eat my food & Dbill for food was N40k. Total was N74k & I had N200. Sweat began 2 come out of my face despite the AC. They began 2 suspect that I didn't have money so the security & staffs began to gather around me.
I said to my self 'Akpors what can I do?'.
I dialed my phone no on my 2nd phone, I picked & said: Yes Man, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded, OK in next 2 min... Wao, I'm proud to be suicide bomber, & now is even better as a lot of people are around me! Before I dropped my phone, I couldn't see anybody in the hotel again even in d street!

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:18pm On Dec 22, 2012

Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u know in London dat culd be calling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i amEjiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?.

Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn't even show up or send a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u.

Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. Iwould have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear.

Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?.

Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you like ur Father.I go pronounce wicked curses on you o.

Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you can't escape it if u continue like this.

Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u lesson.

Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been insulting and wasting ma credit since morning. God go judge u o

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:18pm On Dec 22, 2012

Akpors was busy writing while
the Teacher was talking
Teacher : Akpors what are you
doing ?
Akpors : I am writing a letter.
Teacher : To who ?
Akpors : To myself.
Teacher : What's inside the Letter.
Akpors : How the hell am I
supposed to know, I haven't
received it yet!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:17pm On Dec 22, 2012

A man built a room with
250 blocks and later
turned it to a
school,with him being
the headmaster.
Whenever his students
offend him, he would
tell them to go and give
the wall 50 punches.
Two students (Musa
and Akpors) offended
him on a day, after his
orders, Musa started
punching the wall.

He was crying heavily
but the headmaster did
not tell him to leave
until he finished the 50
punches.
He told the second guy
Akpors to go and do
like wise

Akpors: rubbish.
Headmaster: for saying
that, its now 100
punches for you.
Akpors: nonsense.
Headmaster: now 200
punches.
Akpors went towards
the wall, as he gave the
wall a punch (gbooooo),
a block fell down from
the wall.
Headmaster: what's
that.

Akpors: nothing...Gbooo
oo(another block falls).
Headmaster: you can go
and sit down.
Akpors: that would be
total injustice, the other
guy finished his
punishment, i also want
to finish my
own...gboooo,gbooo,gboooo(bloc ks falling down).

Headmaster: i said go
and sit down.
Akpors: that would be
cheating on the other
student...gbooo ,gboooo,gbooo
(blocks falling down).

Headmaster: can't i
instruct you, am i not
old enough to be your
father.?

Akpors: for mentioning
my fathers' name,
i've increased my
punishment to 250
punches.

The headmaster knelt
down.
Headmaster:my good
son,take it easy, i know
this building is already
going down, but please
pardon the foundation.

*should Akpors accept
his apology or not?*

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:16pm On Dec 22, 2012

Ekaitte came home early and
found Her Husband Akpors in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a
disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
right away!'

And Akpors replied,'
Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!'

And then Akpors began --
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless
that I took pity on her and let her
into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten
for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the Fufu I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put
on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-
up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them
away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I
gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary
present, which you don't wear
because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.'

Akpors took a quick breath
and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding
and help that as I walked her to
the door, she turned to me with
tears in her eyes and said,

'Please .
..... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
Then i... i... Gave her the d...

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:15pm On Dec 22, 2012

NAMING CEREMONY

Akpors insisted that his first child must bear his name.

So on the day of naming...
Rev: Which name would u like ur child to bear?
Akpors (with smile all over his face) replied; Akpors.

Rev: NO! He has to bear an English name.
Akpors: Oh ok... Akporsking.

Rev (Obviously tired of the prank): LISTEN! Ur son should be named after a saint in the Bible.

Akpors: Na wa o...
(He thought for a while and obviously with an inspiration and great smile)

"Ok pastor; St. Akporstus"

The baby passed out laughing...

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:14pm On Dec 22, 2012

Musa & Akpors dey scatter fight outside examination hall, classmates gather.

Wetin happen na?

Akpors: Dis idiot copy me 4 exam!
Musa: Copy wetin? I no write anything, na blank sheet i submit!

Akpors: Una don see am? Na blank sheet I submit too!
The examiner go think say we copy from each other!

Who mumu pass ??

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:13pm On Dec 22, 2012

Mama Akpors beat
Akpors 4 stealin.

She den asked
him do u knw where ur stealin will
lead u?"

Apkos Reply :''Yes''."National
Assembly!"

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:12pm On Dec 22, 2012

Teacher:give one exclamation sound
Akpors: yahoo!!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:11pm On Dec 22, 2012

AKPORS AND THE EGG SELLER

Akpors: How much are ur eggs?

Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones
N25 and CRACKED ones N5.

Akpors hands her N30 and says, "Crack me 6 BIG ones"

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