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chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

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thunder fire u there, na our something be disgusting, ewu Hausa.......... even shit wey pikkin shit for ya body na only once u go wash am n ur good to go talk-less of our sweet liquid. make she quit in, women outnumber men 75-35%. another girl will start where her chapter stopped nonsense.

yomi007k:
Crap

seconded

1.give her money
2.give her again
3.give her more money
4.give her more n more
5repeat the above four again....thanchu

ideykwum:
Tribalistic animal! Yes, the Igbos were also blamed for Boko Haram! We are not surprised at such tendencies!!

u dey mind that aturu .... mtchew!!! this is just the same thing that would have happened in Lagos .....

abduljabbar4:
Truth be told what took them there? After 50 years now they will say that they developed south Africa. Can't they stay in their places like others do?

are igbos the only pple there? stop ranting joor...

Basildvalour:
She pressures for sex so long as we r unclad

eyahhhh he who flees temptation leaves a forwarding address.

tablu:
Too me oh! Sex has a way of screwing up relationships! I hv had my own fair share of experience, even remember my ex breaking up with me because I said no sex...

exception

Basildvalour:
I have found all but one

which is?

More often than not, the basis of modern
relationship is SEX, especially for the guys.
.
A guy sees a girl, he likes her body parts, asks
her out, she likes his looks (and maybe his
wallet/intelligence), accepts and sooner than
soon, they are rumpling sheets.
.
This sheet-rumpling may go on until one or both
get bored and find another bedroom mate/
lover.
.
Sadder still, one may want marriage – usually
the woman, while the other just wants to hit.
.
Well, instead of wasting your time in a
relationship where you are just a sex partner,
you might want to find out how to know if your
relationship is healthy and may become
something permanent.

1. You both have the spare keys to each
other’s houses.
2. You both don’t lock the door when
bathing or taking a shit.
3. You can wear his clothes, or you let her
wear your clothes without worries.
4. You can fart in openly and laugh
together over it.
5. You help each other shave the private
places.
6. You don’t have to do makeup or shave
beards before meeting.
7. You leave your cloths in each other’s
apartments.
8. You do laundry for him or her.
9. You can miss birthdays or not buy
Valentine gifts and it doesn’t cause a
fight.
10. You discuss health problems and care for
each other when ill.
11. You talk are comfortable being naked
together without having sex.
12. You discuss about number of kids and
wedding ideas.
13. You take showers together.
14. You buy matching clothes or dress alike
when going out.
15. You cook local food together and mess
up the kitchen together.
16. You can answer each other’s phone.
17. Your friends and family members call you
when they need to speak to him or her.
18. Your pet names for each other are known
by your friends.
19. You use the some body lotion and
perfumes, even though you weren’t
before
20. You discuss past relationships at ease.
21. You discuss business/future ambitions or
your partner always asks your future
plans.
22. You make joint investments.
.
Lastly, as a bonus, when you and your lover get
to a point where you don’t have sex each time
you meet and yet you are happy, then you’re
both in it.
If you find all or many of these signs, start
saving up for a wedding!

Queening:
Men should stop licking their lips it z so...

lol Wetin do am?

ivyT:
NotSearchingYet.com


*I second ur notion*

wow ur picture no bad o..... don't u think ya radar has found someone?

she will say am cool, intelligent, handsome, forgiving, good cook, dressing 98%..... I used WILL cos she never meet me yet. thanchu

1. stop telling a homie "K" when he says 'I love or miss u'
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2. naija girls especially needs 'chatting 101' lesson
how u? fine
ur day? fine
like ya hair? k
what's ya name? y do u want to know etc...... they don't even know how to make a chat lively
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3 - bleaching
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4- painting their face with more colors than graffiti

4. Albert Fish , Born 1870
Albert Fish, also known as the Gray Man, the
Werewolf of Wysteria and possibly the
Brooklyn Vampire, boasted that he molested
over 100 children, and was a suspect in at least
five killings. Fish confessed to three murders
that police were able to trace to a known
homicide, and confessed to stabbing at least
two other people. He was put on trial for the
murder of Grace Budd, and was convicted and
executed.
Fish was visited in prison by the mother of his
victim Billy Gaffney to get more details about
the death of her son. Fish said:
i cut one of my belts in half, slit
these halves in six strips about 8
inches long. I whipped his bare
behind till the blood ran from his
legs. I cut off his ears, nose, slit his
mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out
his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck
the knife in his belly and held my
mouth to his body and drank his
blood. I picked up four old potato
sacks and gathered a pile of stones.
Then I cut him up. I had a grip with
me. I put his nose, ears and a few
slices of his belly in the grip. Then I
cut him through the middle of his
body. Just below the belly button.
Then through his legs about 2
inches below his behind. I put this in
my grip with a lot of paper. I cut off
the head, feet, arms, hands and the
legs below the knee.
In addition to this horrifying description, Fish
confessed to eating parts of Billy:
I made a stew out of his ears, nose,
pieces of his face and belly. I put
onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt
and pepper. It was good. Then I
split the cheeks of his behind open,
cut off his monkey and pee wees and
washed them first. I put strips of
bacon on each cheek of his behind
and put them in the oven. Then I
picked 4 onions and when the meat
had roasted about 1/4 hour, I
poured about a pint of water over it
for gravy and put in the onions. At
frequent intervals I basted his
behind with a wooden spoon. So the
meat would be nice and juicy. In
about 2 hours, it was nice and
brown, cooked through. I never ate
any roast turkey that tasted half as
good as his sweet fat little behind
did.
At his trial, several psychiatrists testified
about Fish’s sexual fetishes, including
coprophilia, urophilia, pedophilia and
masochism. X-rays of Fish’s pelvis show needles
which he inserted in to his skin for sexual
pleasure.

3. Jeffrey Dahmer, Born 1960
Dahmer murdered at least 17 men and boys
between 1978 and 1991, with the majority of
the murders occurring between 1989 and 1991.
His murders were particularly gruesome,
involving acts of forced sodomy, necrophilia,
dismemberment, and cannibalism. Dahmer
committed his first murder when he was 18,
killing Steven Hicks, a 19 year-old hitchhiker.
Dahmer invited Hicks to his house, and killed
him because he “didn’t want him to leave.”
On September 25, 1988, he was arrested for
sexually handling a 13-year-old Laotian boy in
Milwaukee, for which he served 10 months of a
one year sentence in a work release camp.
However, in 1988 there was not yet a law
requiring offenders to register when convicted
of a sex crime against a minor. He convinced
the judge that he needed therapy, and he was
released with a five-year probation on good
behavior. Shortly thereafter, he began a string
of murders that would end with his arrest in
1991.
In the early morning hours of May 27, 1991, 14-
year-old Milwaukee Laotian Konerak
Sinthasomphone (the younger brother of the
boy Dahmer had molested) was discovered on
the street, wandering nude. Reports of the
boy’s injuries varied. Dahmer told police that
they had an argument while drinking, and that
Sinthasomphone was his 19 year-old lover.
Against the teenager’s protests, police turned
him over to Dahmer. They had no suspicions,
but reported smelling a strange scent. That
scent was later found to be bodies in the back
of his room. Later that night Dahmer killed and
dismembered Sinthasomphone, keeping his skull
as a souvenir. By the summer of 1991, Dahmer
was murdering approximately one person each
week.
On July 22, 1991, Dahmer lured another man,
Tracy (Traci) Edwards, into his home.
According to the would-be victim, Dahmer
struggled with Edwards in order to handcuff
him. Edwards escaped and alerted a police car,
with the handcuffs still hanging from one hand.
Edwards led police back to Dahmer’s apartment.
The story of Dahmer’s arrest and the gruesome
inventory in his apartment quickly gained
notoriety: several corpses were stored in acid-
filled vats, severed heads were found in his
refrigerator, and implements for the
construction of an altar of candles and human
skulls were found in his closet. Accusations soon
surfaced that Dahmer had practiced
necrophilia, cannibalism, and possibly a form of
trepanation in order to create so-called
“zombies.”
The court found Dahmer guilty on 15 counts of
murder and sentenced him to 15 life terms,
totalling 937 years in prison. At his sentencing
hearing, Dahmer expressed remorse for his
actions, also saying that he wished for his own
death. On November 28, 1994, Dahmer and
another inmate named Jesse Anderson were
beaten to death by fellow inmate Christopher
Scarver while on work detail in the prison gym.
Dahmer died from severe head trauma in the
ambulance en route to the hospital.

2. Richard Trenton Chase, Born 1950

Richard Trenton Chase (May 23, 1950 –
December 26, 1980) was an American serial
killer who killed six people in the span of a
month in California. He earned the nickname
The Vampire of Sacramento due to his drinking
of his victims’ blood and his cannibalism. He did
this as part of a delusion that he needed to
prevent Nazis from turning his blood into
powder via poison they had planted beneath his
soap dish.
On December 29, 1977, Chase killed his first
victim in a drive-by shooting, Ambrose Griffin,
a 51-year-old engineer and father of two.
Chase’s next victim was Teresa Wallin. Three
months pregnant, Teresa was surprised at her
home by Chase, who shot her three times,
killing her. He then had sex with the corpse
and mutilated it, bathing in the dead woman’s
blood. On January 27, Chase committed his
final murders. Entering the home of 38-year-
old Evelyn Miroth, he encountered her
neighbor, Don Meredith, who he shot with the
same .22 handgun. Stealing Meredith’s wallet
and car keys, he rampaged through the house,
fatally shooting Evelyn Miroth, her 6-year-old
son Jason, and Miroth’s 22-month-old nephew,
David. As with Teresa Wallin, Chase engaged in
necrophilia and cannibalism with Miroth’s
corpse. Chase returned to his home, where he
drank David’s blood and ate several of the
infant’s internal organs before disposing of the
body at a nearby church. A witness saw him
leaving the scene where he left perfect
fingerprints and shoe-prints – leading to his
arrest.
On May 8 Chase was found guilty of six counts
of first degree murder and was sentenced to
die in the gas chamber. Waiting to die, Chase
became a feared presence in prison; the other
inmates (including several gang members), aware
of the graphic and bizarre nature of his crimes,
feared him, and according to prison officials,
they often tried to convince Chase to commit
suicide. On December 26, 1980, a guard doing
cell checks found Chase lying awkwardly on his
bed, not breathing. An autopsy determined that
he committed suicide with an overdose of
prison doctor-prescribed antidepressants that
he had been saving up over the last few weeks.

These are not just the standard notorious serial
killers; these are some of the most horrific
killers to have been found guilty of their
crimes. They are on this list either because of
the nature of their crime, or the sheer number
of their killings. In no particular order:
1. Gilles de Rais , Born 1404 [Crimelibrary]
Gilles de Rais (a French nobleman) is considered
to be the precursor to the modern serial killer.
Before he began his killing spree, he rode as a
military captain in the army lead by St Joan of
Arc – though it is unlikely that she knew him.
He was accused and ultimately convicted of
torturing, raping and murdering dozens, if not
hundreds, of young children, mainly boys.
According to surviving accounts, Rais lured
children, mainly young boys who were blond
haired and blue eyed (as he had been as a
child), to his residences, and raped, tortured
and mutilated them, often ejaculating, perhaps
via masturbation, over the dying victim. He and
his accomplices would then set up the severed
heads of the children in order to judge which
was the most fair. The precise number of Rais’s
victims is not known, as most of the bodies
were burned or buried. The number of murders
is generally placed between 80 and 200; a few
have conjectured numbers upwards of 600. The
victims ranged in age from six to eighteen and
included both sexes. Although Rais preferred
boys, he would make do with young girls if
circumstances required.
At the transcript of the trial, one of Gilles
servants Henriet (an accomplice to his crimes)
described the actions of his master, which
were essentially:

[b]Henriet soon began to collect
children for his master, and was
present whilst he massacred them.
They were murdered invariably in
one room at Machecoul. The
marshal used to bathe in their
blood; he was fond of making Gilles
do Sillé, Pontou, or Henriet torture
them, and he experienced intense
pleasure in seeing them in their
agonies. But his great passion was
to welter in their blood. His servants
would stab a child in the jugular
vein, and let the blood squirt over
him. The room was often steeped in
blood. When the horrible deed was
done, and the child was dead, the
marshal would be filled with grief for
what he had done, and would toss
weeping and praying on a bed, or
recite fervent prayers and litanies on
his knees, whilst his servants
washed the floor, and burned in the
huge fireplace the bodies of the
murdered children. With the bodies
were burned the clothes and
everything that had belonged to the
little victims. An insupportable
odour filled the room, but the
Maréchal do Retz inhaled it with
delight[/b]

Breast cancer is the commonest malignancy in
women, an expert has told Abuja Metro. The
disease is on the increase among young women
in Nigeria due to westernization of our diet.
The expert, Dr. Sani Ali Samuel gave a ray of
hope that not minding the spread of cancer and
the impact, it is not a death sentence. He
explained the major way out is early diagnosis
and proper treatment.
.
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Expert opinion
Breast cancer is a disease that affects the
breast and it is usually due to an abnormal
growth and proliferation of breast tissues.
Usually they become autonomous; they grow
independently and at different rates. Cancer of
course is a leading cause of death among women
in the world. And of recent it has become the
commonest female cancer. The rate is becoming
alarming too. Recently, we are beginning to see
women that are very young, but coming down
with breast cancer.
Usually, one of the cells begins to grow
abnormally. The body system has cells or
tissues that grow based on the coordinated
effort by the body mechanism but some of
them grow abnormally, and they do not succumb
to the body growth control measure, so they
grow so rapidly. That tends to disturb the
tissues that surround it and the ones involved in
it. Over time the blood supply to the area may
be compromised necrosis.
.
Stages
There are four stages of the breast cancer
disease. The fourth stage is when it is already
metastatic, that is when the cancer has
affected not just the breast, but order organs
like; the liver, the lungs and even the bones.
The last stage is when it is already advanced.
At this stage, all the other organs are already
affected.
There are various ways breast cancer can be
presented. But the commonest presentation is
the painless swelling in the breast. Usually, it
starts as a very tiny lump and grows big, to
sometimes involve the whole breast. The
swelling can spread from one breast to the
other and even get to the armpit. Generally,
there are pains in the breast, also in the lungs,
so the patient may have difficulty in breathing,
starts to cough frequently, has back pains,
headaches and some may even present with
convulsion. In advanced cases, the patient can
have weakness and sometimes total inability to
move the limbs.
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Ladies beware
The current thing we advocate for ladies to do
once a month is breast self-examination. We
advice women of child bearing age to self-
examine themselves at least once in a month
and this they could do by ‘standing in front of a
mirror moving their hands from one quadrant to
another.’ We divide the breast into four
quadrants; Upper inner, upper outer, lower inner
and lower outer quadrants. We expect women to
face the mirror and examine by feeling the
breast for any swelling on monthly basis. And if
a lump is found, they should go for the second
stage which is clinical breast examination. This
involves clinicians who have an experience in
breast disease taking a look at the breast
critically and examining it from one quadrant to
the other.
see more at
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=114694

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