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To crown it all
she then stepped a little backwards, making my
junior in direct contact with her bum. I was
caught up in fantasy world and prayed it
continued.
After a while, there was just one person in
front of her, so I asked her.”Would you like to
hang out with me today.” She looked at me and
asked.”Do you stay around here?”. I
replied.”Yes I do.” Then she said she will wait
for me after she’s done with her transaction.
For my mind I don feel say I don get babe…
After she was done she said she would be
waiting for me outside, that she needed to
make a phone call.
As soon as I was done with my transaction, I
came out and saw her waiting for me. Luckily I
came to the bank with one of my dad’s car. She
asked me.”Is this your car?.’ I answered. “No
my dad’s car but I can use it anytime.”
We both entered and headed to my place. I
drove in, parked and we both went upstairs to
the apartment. I told her to have a sit and
asked. “What do I offer you?” She said.
“Water is fine.” I served her water, she took a
few sip and she said.” Okay, lets do what we
here for I don’t have much time to spend.” I
was dumbfounded, I replied. “Erm… okay, lets
go to my room.” She stood up and followed me.
As we got into the room, she went straight to
the bathroom, came out and sat on the bed. I
was more or less astounded. Standing in the
same position as I was when I came in. She
then started taking off her clothes, I still
looked in awe, speechless. She then said. “Come
now, don’t waste my time.” I moved towards
her, she then drew me forward, removed my
buckle, brought out junior and started stroking
it with her hands, until junior became hard.
What astonished me the most was, she dipped
her hand into her bag, brought a condom, tore
it with her teeth and fixed it on junior. She
then laid on the bed and spread her legs. I
climbed on her and as I was about to insert into
her, she said. “Wait…” She reached for her bag
again, brought out a lubricant and applied it
between her legs. So I started digging, but
honestly, that was not what I had in mind, I
was hoping for some sweet sweet loving…. She
had a straight face, not even a smirk. In 5
minutes I reached my orgasm , I stood up went
to the bathroom to clean up and before I came
out, she was dressed, she then said. “Your
money is N5,000.” I was like .”WHAT!!”
I thought it was a joke at first, until she said
again. “Guy, your moni nah N5,000.” Everything
started to make sense to me at that point. Then
I realized I was in a very deep shit. All I had
on me was just N700. I told her. ” So you mean
you are a prostitute? I thought you liked me.”
She came closer to me and I knew I was in for
it. She said. “If you no wan make I show you
craze this afternoon, just help me arrange my
moni. You sabi Bleep but you no wan pay, you go
know today.”
I knew she wasn’t bluffing and she meant
business. I decided to reach out to some of my
friends, but only one of them could raise me
the money and the only option was for him to
come in person. It was almost 5pm and it would
take him 2 hours to get to me cause of traffic.
So I pleaded with her to give me her account
number. She then started shouting. “Give me my
moni.” To the hearing of my neighbors. She
kept on shouting and I begged her to take my
phone, she bluntly refused. All of a sudden
there was a knock on the door.
It was my neighbor’s grandma at the door. She
called us out and she tried to wade into the
matter. She pleaded to the chic to drop her
account number and that she would make sure I
pay the money the following day, which the
chic turned down. Grandma even insisted I
kneel down to beg her but it didn’t have any
effect. She needed to have her N5,000.
So we where in the compound and it was around
5:30pm. We usually have fellowship at the
compound and the pastor and workers started
trooping in to arrange the chairs and prepare
for the mid week service. The pastor, upon
sighting the unusual incidence came to our
direction. He said. “What is going on here? Is
everything alright?” I quickly said “I owe my
girlfriend some money…..” Before I could finish.
The chic said. “Na lie, I no be your girlfriend.
You don Bleep me finish and you know wan pay
me my N5,000.” The pastor looked at me with
so much disdain, my dad is a deacon in the
same church. He brought out his wallet counted
N5,000 and handed to the lady. She grabbed
the cash hissed at me and left. That was the
beginning of another trouble for me….

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They told me in my village that I'll be dull when I drink coconut water.






I'm not drinking, I have one last exam to write.

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Fabdedon:
do your mum sell okra cos i can see it drawing us together..

hahahahaha haba naija pple eh

hajruna:
Excuse me, you look familiar (yea right! ) you must be the mother of my kids (in your dreams)
Like seriously, such a cheesy line

ghen ghen

the floor is open ..... add yours

[b] 1. Nne, are you a magician? Because whenever I
look at you, everyone else disappears! Hehehe
(akuko!(story)

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me
and you together. (I’m listening, tell me more)

3. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer
to all my prayers. (Story for the gods)

4. Are you a camera? Because every time I look
at you, I smile. (If I hear)

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material. (give your number, I have so
fallen for you)

6. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every
time you passed by, just so I could stare at you
a bit longer. (Hehehe…men o)

7. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your
eyes. (See toasting!)

8. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give
you kids. (Wetin persin no go hear, biko nu!)

9. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a
funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel
like I should take you out. (You better go see
your doctor)

10. I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at
your heart.(Talk true!)

11. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. (Lol)

12. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents
always told me to follow my dreams. (Which
home?)

13. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a
knockout! (Chineke Nna!)

14. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how
good you look. (Then you don’t know enough
grammar)

15. There is something wrong with my cell
phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
(Hahaha…you try)

16. You must be a hell of a thief because you
stole my heart from across the room (this one
na insult o)

17. If I were to ask you out on a date, would
your answer be the same as the answer to this
question? ( I don’t understand, rephrase it)

18. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t
hold it in. (You better find the nearest toilet.
Sorry guy, I hope I didn’t spoil your meal?)

19. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my
friends I’ve been touched by an angel? (See
‘jonzing’)

20. Of all the beautiful curves on your body,
your smile is my favorite.(Hehehe…men?)

21. I’m new in town. Could you give me
directions to your apartment? (Of all places?)

22. If you were a steak you would be well done.
(me, suya? Okay o. All na toasting)

23. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for
a love machine. (Hehehe..you better hit the
nearest gym)

24. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your
heart. (Hehehe, oh boy find your way o)[/b]

I hear ladies listen to all sorts of pick-up lines
every other day. Some of the lines I gather
range from funny, weird, absurd and sometimes
totally dirty. Here I have compiled some pick-
up lines for your delight. Feel free to add some
that you’ve heard but didn’t make the list. The
responses in brackets would have been my
responses if I were a lady. Have fun