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"Messi does not need his right foot. He only
uses the left and he’s still the best in the world.
Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we
would have serious problems." - Zlatan
Ibrahimovic

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"I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National
Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have
ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant
"The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is
Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be
the best player in the world for five years in a
row." - Felipe Scolari
"I can’t believe anyone can have played the
game of football as well as Messi." - Michael
Owen
"Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation
character?" - Radamel Falcao
"Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I
watch him, I see a player who is very, very,
skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego
Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer
"Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very
good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." -
Gheorghe Hagi
"Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of
ignorance in football. Messi is Messi and others,
footballers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel
Lotina
"The other day I saw one of his games. He was
running with the ball at a hundred percent full
speed, I don’t know how many touches he took,
maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his
foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid
legend Raul
"If he is so good, how can you express that? The
superlatives ran out ages ago. On these pages,
swearing has been tried. Or perhaps a symbol,
something to signify that we have gone beyond
words now." - Football writer Sid Lowe
"Don't write about him, don't try to describe
him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola
LIONEL ANDRES MESSI THE FOOTBALL gOD
AMONGST MEN
#RESPECT

"Messi or Ronaldo best player in the world? In
the world, I would say Ronaldo. Messi is from
another planet." - Turkish international Arda
Turan
"Messi is God, as a person and even more as a
player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve
watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel
Eto'o
"Although he may not be human, it’s good that
Messi still thinks he is." - Javier Mascherano
"They tell me that all men are equal in God’s
eyes, this player makes you seriously think about
those words." - Football commentator Ray
Hudson
"Newton and Einstein had a certain level of
autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses
himself every day and continues to give us his
beautiful brand of football." - Romario
"Messi is the Mozart of football." - Radomir
Antic
"It is clear that Messi is on a level above all
others. Those who do not see that are blind." -
Xavi
"There are three or four important things in life:
books, friends, women… and Messi." -
Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes
"Barca will never have a player like Messi again.
Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field
of play." - Barcelona former president Sandro Rosell
"At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi
is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Israeli model
Bar Rafaeli
"Messi is class. There is him, and then there is
the rest. What he does is extraordinary." -
Fr anck Ribery
"We give him the ball and stand back and watch.
People often say to me they saw Pele and
Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to
say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcanatara
"He is always going forwards. He never passes
the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one
idea, to run towards the goal. So as a football
fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane
"He sees passes that most people can only see
whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that
you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata
Martino
"For the world of football, Messi is a treasure
because he is role model for children around the
world… Messi will be the player to win the most
Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six,
seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different
league." - Johan Cruyff
"I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff
and played with George Best — a lot of big
names, but none of them has been able to do
what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the
best player I played against was Maradona and
the best player I have played with was Bestie.
But I can now say I have never seen a player as
good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." -
Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong
"Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But
between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is
better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone
"There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy.
Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez
"Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi.
Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." -
Arsene Wenger
"I have seen the player who will inherit my place
in Argentine football and his name is Messi.
Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona
"I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player.
Technically, we’re practically at the same level."
- Pele
"Messi does not need his right foot. He only
uses the left and he’s still the best in the world.
Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we
would have serious problems." - Zlatan
Ibrahimovic
"Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my
life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit,
Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the
best they have seen. He plays a game with
which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker
"I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo,
Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve
seen" - Former Barcelona and Chelsea star
Albert Ferrer
"It feels good to be in the same generation as
him. I believe he’s the best player in the history
of the sport." - Gerard Pique
"Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have
an extra bone in his ankle." - Argentina's 1986
World Cup-winning coach Carlos Bilardo
"Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo?
Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times
better." - Dutch star Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
"Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player
ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him
and when I finish my career it’s something I can
look back on and know I’ve tested myself
against the very best." - John Terry
"In my entire life I have never seen a player of
such quality and personality at such a young
age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one
of the world’s great clubs." - Fabio Capello
"Messi is better than Maradona; he is more
complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He
is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and
the virtual." - Tostão
"I am not crazy enough to compare myself with
Messi because he is the best there ever was and
the best there will ever be." - Mario Gomez
"I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of
the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is
the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise
lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for
weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." -
Roy Keane
"Messi is the best player ever. And this is said
by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele
play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani
"He is the best in the world. Football seems easy
when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna

"Once they said they can only stop me with a
pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop
Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov

"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s
like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible
pleasure." - Luis Figo

Lionel Messi made his official Barcelona bow as a
promising 17-year-old on October 16, 2004, having
previously featured in a pre-season friendly against
Jose Mourinho's Porto but, in his eight-minute
cameo against Espanyol, few could have predicted
what would happen next.
Wearing the No.30 shirt, Messi replaced goalscorer
Deco in a 1-0 win at Montjuic to become Barca's
youngest-ever player in La Liga at 17 years and 114
days.
That feat was later bettered by Bojan Krkic but
many of Messi's milestones and records will never
ever be beaten. In 10 years with the first team, the
Argentine forward has played 434 games, scored
361 goals and amassed 21 trophies.
Those include six Primera Division titles, three
Champions League crowns, two Copas del Rey, two
Uefa Super Cups and two Club World Cups, while
the Argentine has also claimed an unprecedented
four Ballons d'Or during his time at Camp Nou and is
about to become La Liga's all-time top goalscorer as
he closes in on Telmo Zarra's mark of 251.
At 27 and with many seasons still ahead of him,
Messi looks set to build on his already remarkable
record. So here, as he celebrates 10 years since
making his Blaugrana bow in 2004, Goal takes a
look at the most memorable matches - in
chronological order, from 1 to 432, of the forward's
fantastic playing career at Barcelona.

Lionel Messi has thanked everyone who has
marked the 10th anniversary of his senior debut for
Barcelona, promising that more "amazing
moments" and trophy wins were still to come.
Messi took his Barcelona bow in a La Liga game
against Espanyol at the age of 17 years and 114
days on Oct. 16 2004.
Since then, his haul of trophies has included three
Champions League titles, six La Liga crowns and
the Copa del Rey twice, and he has scored 361
goals in 434 official club games.
Messi's Facebook page published 10 photos of him
in a Barcelona shirt through the years, along with a
message in which he expressed his gratitude to all
those who had backed him throughout the decade.
"I want to say thanks to all my family, friends,
teammates and FC Barcelona staff for their
support in these 10 incredible years," the message
said.
"I've always enjoyed being on the pitch, wearing
these colours, living amazing moments, and I'm
constantly trying to improve and win more titles
with my team. A hug for everyone."
Messi also posted a personal video message on
Instagram (in Spanish), in which he said: "I really
want to keep winning and growing. I hope it
continues for many years."
Messi is on the brink of breaking Telmo Zarra's 60-
year-old La Liga goals record, with the Argentine
needing just two more to equal the former Athletic
Bilbao striker's tally of 251.
That landmark could potentially be reached at the
Bernabeu in the clasico against Real Madrid later
this month, and La Liga president Javier Tebas has
suggested Madrid fans should recognise the
achievement were it to happen that day.
However, Messi's teammate Jordi Alba told a
news conference on Thursday: "It is difficult for
me to imagine the Bernabeu applauding Messi."
Messi's former Barca colleague Ludovic Giuly
visited the Camp Nou museum on Thursday and
told the club's website he had always believed that
Messi would become one of the game's all-time
greats.
"Leo was just so good, both in training and the
matches, that I was totally convinced," he said. "I
would have sat myself on the bench in a lot of
matches so he could play more.
"Messi has things that other players don't have.
He's a superstar with natural ability -- he's an
unbelievable player, the best in the world. I knew it
10 years ago when I was here."

A LEGEND IN THE MAKING: 10 years ago today,
Argentine ace Lionel Messi made his Barca debut.
#Messi10
Is the 27-year-old attacker the best player to have
graced La Liga? Sum up the Blaugrana star's career
so far.

Meanwhile, former Green Eagles player Adokie
Amaiesimaka, on Thursday said that the
dismissal of Keshi-led technical crew will not
change anything in the Super Eagles.
“We have had 14 coaches since France 1998,
does it mean that we do not have qualified
coaches that can transform the team?
“Sacking Keshi and his crew does not change a
thing; how do we expect Keshi to perform magic
overnight, our problem did not start today.
“At the senior national level we should have elite
players from the local league, but since Clement
Westerhof, we have stopped producing players
discovered from our league.
“The crop of players we produce these days
shows the level of decline of our
football,” Amaiesimaka said.

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unanonso:
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[b]. The Real Reason Most Nigerian Graduates are jobless Is Not
Because Of Unemployment Rate
Nor The Govt. (Written by Anita Chinwe Herbert )
The title of this update might sound absurd, but it remains the
fact. I have discovered that most Nigerian graduates (even the
ones that graduated with a 'pass') rates themselves so high
and depends so much on white collar job. When you try to
introduce them to little business or jobs, they wouldn't hesitate
to remind you that they are graduates... If you are a graduate
and so what?
They don't think of any thing apart from working in a big
company with fine office and a company car lol. I think people
should stop this mentality ofbelieving that going to the university
is to gain employment because its really not it. Going to the
university should be to broaden your thinking faculty, enhancing
your person/Personality, equipping your mind set and acquiring
leadership ad entrepreneur skills.
Who says a graduate can't be a shoe maker, tailor, vendor,
small scale business man/woman, caterer,etc?
A graduate can do all these, the purpose for your education is to
help you add swag to whatever you want to do so as to
differentiate your style and that of an illiterate.
A graduate can be selling "moimoi", yes you read itright
"moimoi"... Add swag to it and you will see bankers, doctors,
engineers, politicians, etc
rushing to eat your moimoi... Everything in life is all about
packaging.
White collar job is not meant for everybody, the earlier you get
that ino your head, the better and faster you get yourself self
employed.
Your going to the university is also to make you an employer of
labour. There are lot of people that made it without seeing the
four walls of the university, so you that's a graduate should do
very much better than them.
The truth is, I don't believe that there is no job, the only problem
is that people are sometimes too selective because they see
themselves as graduates and can't see themselves collecting
peanut as salary. But the truth is, that small job can be what
will expose you to the big job you dream of. Instead of sitting at
home, why not just manage it.
You sit at home and complain of how the govt has not reduced
unemployment and your mates are busy establishing themselves
in one way or the other.
A graduate can be a hair stylist, just add swag to itand you
are good to go.
Some will say they want to start up business, but they are
looking for millions to start it up as a 'graduate wey dem be
naa' lol. But you can
actually start up a small business and grow from there... Most
billionaires started small.
You are a graduate and you have been jobless for years, please
take that your certificate and hide in your box, ask the illiterate
millionnaire how he made it and start up something.
Stop waiting for the govt, the Nigerian govt that Iknow will not
change unless God sends a Messiah and I know the Messiah
has come and gone since 2000 years ago.
It will not take you time to learn tailoring, baking, catering, trade,
machenic,etc... Imagine all the years you have wasted looking for
a job, you would have started counting at least in thousands by
now if you had decided to get yourself made.
Even as you are learning that trade or handwork, you can as well
be looking for a job. [/b]

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Dbestmax:
Barca aint going no where...trust me
Its all politics...de'l alwes be in La Liga

I hope so o

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2014/10/08/barcelona-to-be-barred-from-la-liga-if-catalonia-gains-independence-says-official/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+EPLTalk+%28World+Soccer+Talk%29

Xavi and Gerard Pique are among the Barcelona
players who have come out in support of a
referendum.
“We have all the right in the world to vote,” Xavi
said. “We need to vote, we need the people to show
their opinions and I am in favor of the referendum
obviously.”
Both players have spent time with the Spanish
national team. Pique states that he has never
considered giving anything less than 100% while
suiting up for La Roja.
“I am Catalan and I wanted to take part in the rally
[held in September in support of the referendum],”
Pique said. “I went with friends to have a good time
with the other 1.8 million that went there.”
“There is no need to doubt me. I have played for the
national team for 11 years and it is something
different to be in favor of a referendum which is
democratic. People should have the right to vote
and this has nothing to do with the other.”
Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema has stated that
Barcelona must be allowed to compete in Spain, no
matter what happens in politics.
“We need Barcelona to stay in the league. That’s
what football is all about – two great teams like
Madrid and Barca playing against each other,”
Benzema told a press conference in France today
ahead of his country’s friendlies with Portugal and
Armenia.
“If they need to leave La Liga then that would be a
problem so I hope things stay as they are.
The Catalan capital is Barcelona, which is home to
some of Spain’s biggest companies. Catalonia is
one of Spain’s richest and most highly industrialized
regions, as well as one of its most independent.
Its 7.5 million inhabitants make up approximately
16% of the Spanish population.
Catalonian independence has been a flashpoint topic
for many years in Spain. News of the referendum
has ignited strong feelings in every corner of the
country.
Catalonians are unhappy at Spain’s refusal to give
them more powers and were energized by
Scotland’s recent independence referendum.
Spain’s deepening economic crisis has also seen a
surge in support for separation.

According to the president of the Liga de Futbol
Profesional, Javier Tebas, Barcelona and Espanyol
will not be allowed to play in La Liga if Catalonia
breaks from Spain.
Leaders in Catalonia have agreed to push ahead
with a referendum on independence on November
9th, defying legal blocks by the Spanish
government.
“If Catalonia became independent, taking into
consideration the Sports Law that would be
enforced by the rest of Spain, Barcelona wouldn’t be
allowed to play [in La Liga],” Tebas told a sports
conference in Barcelona.
“There would have to be a change in the law made
in the Spanish parliament. Clearly, if it happened,
then it would be detrimental for Spanish football to
lose Barca who are an historic club.”
“I can’t imagine the LFP without Barca. In the same
way as I can’t imagine Catalonia without Spain, I
can’t see La Liga without Barca. Also if it did
happen what would you call the league: the Spanish
League or the Iberian League?”
The present Barcelona board have taken a back-
seat role in the heated debate taking place in the
region about whether to hold an independence
referendum. They remain non-committal.
Barcelona supporters aligned with the former
president Joan Laporta are calling on the club to be
more vocal in support of the referendum.
The club features away kits with vertical stripes in
yellow and red, as in the Catalonia flag, the
Senyera.
On September 13th, two days after the National day
of Catalonia, Barcelona dropped their normal home
kit in favor of the yellow and red version for a
match against Athletic Bilbao; which was the first
time the team wore the flag’s colors at home since
the club was founded in 1899 - a move which
delighted followers of the Catalonia independence
movement.