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Jboy onkas (Barcelona)
Jboy onkas steered Barcelona to victory against AC
Milan. Barcelona outclassed AC Milan and thrashed
them 5 - 0 in their Division 1 fixture. Pedro scored a
goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his
performance. Messi and Rodríguez were also
amongst the goalscorers...... so happy eh, I just won a division 1 trophy amidst a troublesome season.

When a man is called emmanuel woman is called emmanuella, my grandpa is victor and my grandma said she's victoria, if man answers celestine a woman will answer celestina, man answers justin and a woman says she is justina, man answers christian, woman will answer christiana, man calls himself augustine and woman says she's augustina, man answers Gabriel woman answers Gabriella, Nawa oooo!!! If man should answer "EBO" what then will a woman answer?

ndriqim: i have a game against a 93 team rating, tactics : 433 wingers , tackling Normal, Mentality Attacking, passing mixed , attacking mixed , tempo normal, pressing own half , tight marking & use play maker , how should i play cuz i know that 352 doesn't work against 433wingers ?

433wingers is a very tricky formation...


THERE'S something I do anything I Don't know the formation to counter a manager with.... and what is it?.... I copy my partner's formation, I mean, exactly the formation he plays.... try it n see How it works.

ohiK: Am sure this comment is political.
In the real sense of it GEj did not value the life of any nigerian other than his own life and family and dokubo himself value GEJ second term more than buhari's life.

FACT

Former militant warlord and leader of the Niger-
Delta Peoples Volunteers Force, Alhaji Mujahid
Dokubo-Asari, has come down hard on his town’s
man, President Goodluck Jonathan, calling him a big
coward over statements credited to the President
where he allegedly said that Nigeria would have
boiled if former Head of State, Gen. Muhammadu
Buhari had been killed in the purported
assassination attempt on his life in Kaduna State
last week.
Asari said he is not happy that Jonathan should say
such a thing when there are many Nigerians who
are killed by the day by the dreaded Islamic
insurgent group, Boko Haram, wondering why
Nigeria would be at war just because Buhari is
involved.
Describing the President’s comment as
unnecessary, Asari who has always supported the
President’s rule and has even vowed to wage a war
if Jonathan fails to be re-elected next year, stated
that placing the life of one Nigerian above the over
15,000 persons who have died through Boko Haram
bomb attacks is very wrong and cowardly.
Hear the angry Asari Dokubo:
I do not work for Jonathan. What the President
said was wrong. The life of Buhari is not more
important than 87 people that died in that blast
and the 0ver 15,000 souls that have been
wasted by Boko Haram.
It is unfortunate that the President made such
a statement. I wonder why the President will
be promoting one person above other
Nigerians.
That statement from the President was very
unfortunate. It is an act of cowardice for him
to have said that. I still insist that he should
not have made such a statement.
Do you think Asari Dokubo is right?

ndriqim: and can u tell me some other players i need to have
and against strong teams should i play this formation or what ?

just maintain that formation right from pre-season..... you will see the result

ndriqim: Thank you so much i hope this formation works for me ,in one week the new season will start
I'll try to sell these players that u told me , but i wonder does this has any function (selling those players)

thanks again we will be in touch

you need to sell those Old men joor..... maintain a little team with a Nice formation

players you need to buy.

BERNAT
M.VALBUENA
BRUNO (he is a goal keeper 30/88, buy him and sell buffon )
D.BLIND
S.AURIER
and see if you can lure another good (F) to your team then sell cavani. when you do tell me

play a 3-5-2
1-hart
2-Ramos
3-Benatia
4-kompany(Ramos, benatia )
5-toure (fernandinho )
6-rakitic (carzola )
7-hazard (Silva )
8-fernandinho
9-neymar
10-benzema
11-iniesta (hazard, Silva )


the ones in bracket are the possible substitute.


NORMAL
ATTACKING
DIRECT
MIXED
FAST(NORMAL)
ALL OVER



COUNTER ATTACK
PLAY MAKER
TARGET MAN
(others is NO)



Remember to make your No.6 your playmaker.

but I think your squad has too much Old n unnecessary guys that you need to dispose....
if you want to love forward sell these guys -
ivanovic
baines
boateng
piszczek
lavezzi
tevez
cavani ( to me he is just over rated)
.... I had a team with over squad and I started losing matches but I let go of some players and am back to my winning ways and something else....u need to find a suitable formation for your team.

omo your team bad gan..... I've got a formation that may work for you

lonngmann ....... your own too funny Abeg Lwkmd.... I dey chop o

tosyne2much: Nice one bro... U got me laughin on a movin Okada... Wat a humiliating comeback

ARE YOU A LEARNER?

ndriqim: this is my team (photo) can anyone tell me the best formation for my team
p.s there are 3 other teams that are strong like my team .
thanks in advance

I can't see the pic very Well.... can you list their names?

Rooneyboy: Are u sure u aren't 4ft

LEARNER

MoneySoldier your revenge too much joor

remember007: ....I checked thru her face book friends list if I will see her but no way >:.......and if no see my NOsa,una know d rest....

she must have saved it with something else or she was just pulling your legs... try harder my guy. I know say the girl go also Dey miss you

am still a virgin, even though I have done it twice

AKPORS
DOING EXAMS
Q: Why are condoms
transparent?
A: So that sperms can
at least enjoy the
scene even if their
entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new
AIDS awareness
slogan?
A: Try different
positions withthe
same woman instead
of same position with
different women.
Q: What will happen if
earth rotates 30times
faster?
A: Men will get their
salary everyday and
women will bleed to
death.
Q: Why do 90% girls
have left asses bigger
than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are
right handed.
Q: What is the
difference between a
PANTY & a STAGE
CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down
the STAGE CURTAIN,
the show is over, but
when you pull down
the PANTY.. it is
SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a
Signboard outside a
prostitute's house say
A: Married MEN not
allowed. We serve the
needy, not the greedy
Give akpos a score
over hundred

U collect babe number
u use "chick" store
am. Shey her mama na
fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman
chop all the meat
finish u con dey smile
dey chop the onion, u
be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u
dey recieve diff kinds
of phone calls every 5
min, yet u dey claim
say u no dey cheat on
ur guy. My sista, u be
MTN customer care
agent?
• U ask a girl for what
she wants, she tells
you money and you are
angry. Were you
expecting her to say
wisdom &
understanding?
• U dey carry ur
girlfriend go club, after
u
marry her finish u
want stop her frm
goin to
club. My broda u think
say miracle fit
happen? • Ur galfrnd
dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold
digger, bt ur sister do
d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for
Church saying na grace
of God. Bros park
well
• Your babe get F9
parallel for WAEC, she
still
dey ask for Brazilian
Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg
Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut
head?
• U have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks
scattered all ova ur
body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend u
be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u
still com wear 6 inches
high heeled shoe...she u
wan whisper to
God? • U dey snap
inside different type of
cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are
not
cheating. Aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different
gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to
believe u are not
cheatin.. uncle, u be
photographer?
• He gave u an
engagement ring for
over five
years, he never marry
u, my dear u be lord of
d rings? •you the pay
your babe wey dey
university school fees
and yet u never write
JAMB,u be scholarship
board? •U are 18yrs
and ur sugar daddy is
70yrs old and u stil
dey call him BABY, my
sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR. •Your babe
is licking ice
cream...u're drinking
pure water...Pls guy
Are
u diabetic? •You wey
dey read dis post and
u no gree laff, abeg u
be Ballotelli?

Elijah Precious Laurens. . . EPL

Felicia Uche Constance Kelechi. . . . FUC*

Look at the Text
Message Mtn
have been bombarding
my In box
with......
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servant;
Charity from Owerri
has won a
Brand New Toyota
Corolla. You
can be the next to win!
Text BIG
to 5045 Now!
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Please who knows this
Charity
from Owerri??

Three
business
associates, an
Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a
Chinese man,
went to eat
lunch together at
a restaurant in
Surulere.
While in the middle
of their meal, a fly
came in
through the
window. It flew
across the table
to where the Igbo
man was but he
just
waved his hands
to chase it away.
The fly then went
to where the
Yoruba man
was, he also
chased it away.
Finally, the fly
then went to
where the
Chinese
man was and
was flying close
to his ears. The
Chinese man
looked at the fly
for sometime
and then grabbed
it, put it in his
mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men
saw this but just
kept on
eating.
About Five
minutes later,
another fly came
in
and flew to the
Yoruba man who
just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to
the Igbo man but
this time
he did not chase
the fly, he looked
at it for
sometime and
then grabbed it.
He then
turned to the
Chinese man and
asked "how
much you go buy
am?"
hahaha, igbo man and
business.