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 Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 8:50am On Jul 24, 2012 |
guys..just keep d faith burning..i dnt knw d carring capacity of any department o xcept mine. D list is just around d corner |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 2:49pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
congrat @ akby....evri1, all is well...just believe in d almighty God... |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 1:11pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
ShehuAba: @lilly congrats alot. i pray that most of us on this forum will come here 2 share our joy and happiness with one another. 9cetime guys.thanks friend..god go make you bigger |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 1:10pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2-face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa Savage They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie. They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of Aba. They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu, They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram ABEG, ADD YOUR OWN JARE. Guys keep enjoying..i dey happy here oo 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 12:54pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
am d happiest man on earth ooo....a friend just checked my name from d dean's office.through d asso president, he said d dentistry list consist 20 names, my name was number 14. I swear what am telling u is not a lie o and not a rumour. If u have people close to d deans of ur department they can check ur names for you. Good luck nairalanders 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 1:09pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
tobex40: 9c 1 there. Admission list is nt yet out we don rich 100, i predict anoda thread will b open b4 we enter ui ooo.. Abi oooo...ui go resume ending dis year or early next year..so i think we gonna open anoda thread |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 10:54am On Jul 21, 2012 |
AKPORS :- Wat's up Caller! What's ur question pls? CALLER :- There's this lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive. She wouldn't pick mycalls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known 2 her. 5 months later, i was able 2 get my apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of sms & all dat. I am confused on what 2 do, please advice me. AKPORS :- Listen up. Give her a call letting her know dat u'll be at her house by 4pm. When it's 4pm, call her again letting her know u'll be there by 6pm. When it's 6pm, call her again letting her know u'll be there by 8pm. Don't postpone again, take a cool shower, wear ur best outfit & an attention- catching perfume. CALLER: Haba! For what naaa! AKPORS: Bros eeeh! Calm down, (I neva talk finish)...By 8pm, drive 2 her house, walk 2 her door & knock. Once she opens, with d sexiest smile u've got, look stylishly into her eyes, pull her slowly 2 urself, take ur mouth close 2 her ear & whisper... . . . . . . .. THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE!!! 10 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 10:49am On Jul 21, 2012 |
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| Education › University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by Lilly001(op): 10:46am On Jul 21, 2012 |
All students aspiring to be the student of the 1st and the best university in Nigeria should let us meet here.Guys, our thread has already reached it maximum: 100...lets continue here 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:22am On Jul 19, 2012 |
man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confessing tearfully :- Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor :- My son what did u do? Just confess exactly what u did.God Almighty will forgive u. .... Man ( sobbing ) :- Pastor, I've comitted adultery with several of the female church members. Pastor :- Can u mention their names and how many times u slept with each of them.You see, For ur confession to be complete, You need to mention them, So we can pray for them too. Man :- Ahhh pastor I can't o, I'm ashamed. Pastor :- Okay this is what we will do, After service, We'll go to the church entrance together and watch members come out.Once any sister u've slept with comes out, Just say PAU.The number of PAU u say will determine the number of times u've slept with that person.. '' And so they went to the church entrance ''. ( Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks ) Man :- PAU PAU. Pastor :- The Lord will forgive u. ( Deacons wife passes carrying her bible ). Man :- PAU. Pastor :- God will forgive u. ( A choir memeber passes singing ). Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU. Pastor :- May God forgive u. ( Lo and behold......The pastor's wife passes by and the man went off like a machine gun.....). Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU........ Pastor :- Thunder fire u!!! God punish u!!!! May God will never forgive u!!! Lol...lol...lol...lol |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:17am On Jul 19, 2012 |
These are what you will find in Ladies' inboxes INBOX: 1. I luv u dear (Johnbull) 2. Can I take you out tonite? (Ashawo) 3. I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Kay2cee) 4. Sweetie don't forget d trip (007) 5. Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Obodo) 6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (ancl) 7. Consider it done (Senator) 8. Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman) 9. Your acct has been credited with N50,000 by Drdanskill. Your new acct balance is N115,000. (Access Bank) These are what you will find in Guys' inboxes INBOX: 1. Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN, Glo, Airtel, Etisalat) 2. Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am engaged (Mamafish) 3. Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia) 4. Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord) 5. Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form (Junior bros) 6. My pickin, how you dey? Abeg send chop money quick, hunger wan finish us here ow (Mama) 7. I dey hospital, pls send the money quick quick or you can keep and use it for my burial (Illing Papa) 8. I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter) 9. Your acct has been debited with N20,000 by self. Your new balance is N800 (GTBank) Lobatan!! #winks#.....enjoy ur day peeps..greatest Uite 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 7:24pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
Unibadan, fountainhead Of true learning, deep and sound Soothing spring for all who thirst Bounds of knowledge to advance Pledged to serve our cherished goals: Self-reliance, unity That our nation may with pride Help to build a world that is truly free. Unibadan, first and best, Raise true minds for a noble cause: Social justice, equal chances Greatness won with honest toil Guide our people this to know: Wisdom's best to service turned Help enshrine the right to learn For a mind that knows is a mind that's free.................dis is our anthem.Greatest Uites 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:42am On Jul 17, 2012 |
If Akala (Formal Oyo State Gov.) dey sell bleaching cream, Bros.... buy am, na original.********************If Babasuwe Recommend an Herbalist for you,No waste time ooooh, Na Confirm Babalawo e go be.********************If Tuface advertise Golden Circle to you, Bros eeeh, run for your life ooooh, Na fake.********************If Bisi Akade recommend a tooth paste, Pls, No doubt am ooooh, Na confirrr...rrm.********************If Goodluck Jonathan say him no get shoe, No believe am, Tell am say your Slippers don tire you sef, You too wan become a shoeless President********************If T.B Joshuah Predict say you go become Nigeria President, No believe am oooh, but if he say you go die tommorrow, Bros!!! Run quick go cementary to buy your space before its too late********************If Yakubu see open net, No panic or Happppy at all, Leave am, he no go Score.********************If Terry G establish hospital for Yaba, No go there oooh, Na Ward 7 Psycho Patient go full there.********************If Obasanjo says "Good morning, Fellow Nigerians..." Abeg Check your window to confirm. E fit be Night oooh,********************If armed robbers rob Emirates Stadium, Dem no go see trophy steal. Na soo so Jersey full there, But e go be Original Shaa.********************If Alex Ferguson recommend chewing gum to you, grab am, I swear, na confirm.********************If NEPA tell you say Light don improve, Chei.....No believe them oooh, Metaphorically, Dem dey tell you say make you no betray your best friend...."CANDLE'' 4 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:33am On Jul 17, 2012 |
i don laff forget UI admission list oo. U guys are excellent in JOKES |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 7:25am On Jul 13, 2012 |
This NEWs is from abro in UI He said d post utme scores has been sent 2 d committe of Deans and Provost 4 d determination of a fixed and final cutoff mark 4 each deparment. He also said an Emergency Senate meeting will be held 2day 4 d admission process he also said UI is taking d admission list 2 ABJ on Monday 16th july, 4 jamb's confirmation. So lets expect d admission list nextweek. Abeg if u believe dis news, believe it and if u re doubting it leave it no questions pls |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 6:46pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
Kayor500: Nop, just looking 4ward to itheard it will be out next week by God s Grace |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
Gota a good news for u guys. Prof Wood said D admission list will be taken 2 Abuja on July 16 during d technica meeting Jamb is Holding. So let xpect d list nextweek |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 10:10am On Jul 11, 2012 |
Hi Guys..I thank God 4 ma result..so hapi. I think dis may b of help 2 us..i took my tym 2 calculate dis.. NUMBER OF CANDIDATES DAT GOT ABOVE 50 IN AL DEPARTMENTS BIOCHEMISTRY 94 DENTISTRY 58 HUMAN NUTRITION 40 MED & SURGERY 152 NURSERY SCIENCE 1 PHYSIOLOGY 79 PHYSIOTHERAPHY 24 AGRICULTURE 85 FISHERIES 17 ANTHROPOLOGY 13 ARABIC LANG & lit 10 ARCHAEOLOGY 9 CLASSICS 34 COMM &LANG ARTS 134 ENG AND LIT 126 FRENCH 33 GERMAN 17 HISTORY 14 IGBO 0 ISLAMIC STUDIES 1 LINGUISTICS 41 MUSIC 0 PHILOSOPHY 34 RELIGIOUS STUDIES 23 RUSSIAN 13 THEATRE ART 33 YORUBA 4 ADULT EDU 26 EDUCATIONAL MGT 12 G AND C 31 HEALTH EDUCATION 26 HUMAN KINETICS 3 LIBRARY 34 SPECIAL EDUCATION 21 TEACHER EDU ART 45 TEACHER EDU SCIENCE 9 TEACHER EDU SOC SCI 3 LAW 283 PHARMCY 64 ANTHROPOLOGY 3 ARCHAEOLOGY SINGLE 2 BOTANY 13 CHEMISTRY 80 COMP SCIENCE 24 GEOGRAPHY 13 GEOLOGY 36 MATHEMATICS 35 MICROBIOLOGY 26 PHYSICS 18 STATISTICS 13 ZOOLOGY 34 AGRIC ENGR 22 CIVIL ENGR 17 ELECT ELECT 27 FOOD TECH 7 INDUSTRIAL ENGR 42 MECH ENGR 24 PETROLEUM ENGR 13 WOOD ENGR 5 ECONOMICS 40 GEOGRAPHY 36 VETENARY MEDICINE 43 POLITICAL SCIENCE 35 PSYCHOLOGY 81 SOCIOLOGY 39 TOTAL OF 2354 SCORED ABOVE 50 DIS NUMBERS MAY NOT BE 100PERCENT CORRECT COZ I NO BE COMPUTER..LOL dat means 32.44percent scored above 50 if u get above 50percent ur admission is 1million percent sure just make sure u do ur fall back 4 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 4:44pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
ayodeji752: congrats..dental surgeon to be.start packin ur loadthanks Ayodeji..may God bless you am xoxo hapi |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 4:33pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Greatest Uites...Thank God...I got 67%....i be d number 13 highest...and UI will admit 30 in dentistry...so i think am good 2 go and 4 my fall back course..Human nutrition and dietics, it was only 2 of dm dat got above my marks.. Am xoxo hapi |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
God is mighty..i saw a 2go friend 2day..Nickylight.... Wishing all of us d best result will be out 2moro |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 3:05pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
ayodeji752: Anoda physics questn dat was set last year is Micrometer screw guage can measure up to A 0.1cm B 0.01cm C 0.001cm D 0.0001cm. The answer is Cthanks Bro...More pls |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 1:39pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
ayodeji752: if u can score a very 9s mark in 3subjects chemistry shldnt be d problem even if u choose randomly u'll get at least 7 out of 25 and note dat ui didnt use negative markin but we stil dont knw watz gonna happen dis year.dont expect sumtin similar to jamb question in d english language.english was d easiest if u can masta those grammatical functions and figure of speech like simile,metaphor,alliteration,irony,euphemism etc so dont waste ur time with english past questions.the questions were technicalthanks @ ayodeji.av been wondering how i will tackle english past question between nw and monday..Buh thanks 4 d hint..God bless u.U re 1 in a trillion 2 ui aspirants xpecially me 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 8:54am On Jul 06, 2012 |
ayodeji752: Those chemistry questions were d toughest last year.na boko haram pple set dem my cousin couldnt do 5questions correctly out of 25wahala dey oo..Me hate chemistry lyk Shit |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 7:45am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Ayodeji which planet u came from sef...U have been of so much help 2 us. I pray u sha neva encounter failure in any of ur endavours..God bless u |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 3:30pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
I don do mine too but e blank my o levels on d last page |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 12:32pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Sombody should Help us nw..Who av donehis/her own |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 12:13pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
ayodeji752: dat can neva happen.just aim a very high mark cos ui may nt choose more dan 20 out of those shortlisted for dentistry cos some students 4rm mbbs are still comin to join uso i should go and do d change of course at admission1.ui.edu.ng..are u sure nothing will happen bro |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 12:05pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
tobex40: i av nt done mine, same prob, i'm stil confusedi confuse pass u oo..Na change of course dem put dem.. Make dem no go change my course from dentistry even if i get above d cutoff |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:32am On Jul 05, 2012 |
addisababa: plz guyz.. wats d fall back course all about... i tried to log in after loggin in its brought out all my information askin me to upload pics and signature... but wat am concern abt is d course d stuff is tellin me.. itz tellin me am applyin for physiology in college of medicine don't knw maybe is gonna change my real course pharmacy if i apply for dat... then i log out... plz wat can i do?dats wat am thinking too oooo  .dats why i neva do mine too |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2012 |
OLUBODEmike: Excuse me friends, help me out. When I did the reg for the fallback course on my phone. I after choosing the course I was directed to a said which has my info as registered earlier but requesting me to upload signature and passport photograph. Please do I need to do that again because I'm already seen the fall back course on it.abeg sabi d fall back is d same as change of course |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission by Lilly001(m): 11:00am On Jul 05, 2012 |
tobex40: Thank u v. muchabeg..dat fall back is d same as change of course..coz d place its directing me 2 ..is change of course |
