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Gynacologist:
woman no get choice ooo...bt man get ooo...even if he is 60 him fo still marry bt as fo woman wa de 30 sef hw ha mkt cari finish?

I've got choices

tonychristopher:
I hate bleached women and also any lady with stretch mark is a no for me

Okay

mike404:
HES WAITING FOR YOU

Gynacologist:
mk e kom marry u?

He's too old

Nosyke:
I know, village people ...( that was on a lighter note)

Hey, never mind, enjoy your life jare, I know lots of people that being give an arm and a leg to be like you.

You have no idea what you have

It's the least of my worries. I don't even want to reach 70kg sef... honestly

Lilaex:
Says who?

Says Aldexrio

bynat:
I wil take this colour back to ma grave.no bleaching

Nosyke:
Looking at your dp, I can't doubt you at all

nairalandist:
madam, that's pretty small. . . cos I'm guessing you're not a teenager.

I know
I don't know where all the food I eat go to

ferderick:
Then u are blind. All of them are around me.

Okay

lukecent:
But his achievements is there for all eyes to see.

Enegod:

Enegod:
swerry, do u drink orijin?

goalburner:
I thought you quoted dis hopin fall amongst #teambigyansh

Enegod:
i like ur tīts sorry...teeth

Good one

Enegod:
do u have big yansh?

Mavelshee:
All this HIV you are sharing....hmmm

chesterlee:
Is it possible for a man to possess all these qualities and still maintain being Faithful?

AdeSolution:
She must know how to eat rice with her hands.

chesterlee:
Gosh!
Seems u want to build a robot!

I want to build a man. Robots are not wealthy, well dressed, romantic, handsome and robots definitely do not have great bodies

chesterlee:
Really?
So how much do you need?

$20

lukecent:
Then you must be blind & I may say deaf too.

And you, my friend, must be delusional.

sunquiyahki:
2. Sleep paralysis

You want to wake up in the morning, but you realize you can’t even move a muscle or speak. This state can last for several minutes and it is extremely terrifying. In fact it is the opposite to what happens to your body during the hypnagogic jerks. Your brain wakes up before the paralysis which is typical of a deep sleep.

The first time this happened to me, I begged God to have mercy on me and accept me if that was how I was going to die.

3. Sleepwalking

A lot of sleep-related behaviors are harmless. The most dangerous one among them is sleepwalking. You can even leave your house, walk into something or get behind the wheel. During the sleepwalking you are conscious enough for your body to move but not enough for your brain to be awake. That’s why you can remember nothing about it.

The Tomorrow People

adadadon:
Education is not just staying in a classroom