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Pidgin2:
This thread is FP material, OP try Lokoja or Ibadan, cool cities.

I was reading this thread incognito but I just had to log in to reply this

Lokoja is not an option... I repeat LOKOJA IS NOT AN OPTION...

I grew up here and I can tell you, this place is not it at all...
We call it a civil service state

For your welding business... Light is not stable at all... And when they decide to give you light, it's the middle of the night

As I type this I have less than a week to cut out...

All the best, I hope you have a wonderful testimony to share soon. God bless

Darmelawlah:
I tried to login truout yestedae but was unable to,both phone and system,hv sent my details to dem bt no response til nw.##Itiswell

It keeps showing today's test 30th September.. Any luck on your side

There is this one about cracking freshly coked groundnuts and accumulating them after which you will now start forming doctor prescribing it as drugs for yourself or some clueless kid around drinking water with every Prescription and then you eventually bed wet because you have loaded yourself up with to much water..... By the way if you didn't try to cover up your wetting the bed by trying to soak it up with your towel then you are a jonser.... We all slipped some liquid as kids so don't form

There is this one about cracking freshly coked groundnuts and accumulating them after which you will now start forming doctor prescribing it as drugs for yourself or some clueless kid around drinking water with every Prescription and then you eventually bed wet because you have loaded yourself up with to much water..... By the way if you didn't try to cover up your wetting the bed by trying to soak it up with your towel then you are a jonser.... We all slipped some liquid as kids so don't form

[quote author=Noneroone post=28634453]It may sound a little bit misleading,
because this problem is not only limited
to Nigerian schools. It’s a worldwide
phenomenon occasioned by teachers,
lecturers and instructors who make no
effort to update themselves and add to
what they already know. These lies – at
least some of them – were facts at some
point in time,
are being made.
Here are 16 lies that are still dished out the
world over even as you read this:

There are six classes of food: I was taught –
and I know most of you were taught – that
there are 6 classes of food, namely,
proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins, fats and
oil, minerals and water. It is no longer the
case. Officially, there are now SEVEN classes
of food: proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins
(or vegetables) fibers, fats and oil, minerals
and water. Fiber is derived from plants and
it was initially left out by nutritionists
because it seemingly does not add any
nutrient to the body. What fiber does that it
alters the way our gastrointestinal tract
absorbs food. Fiber itself is indigestible; it is
broken down in the large intestine not by
the body’s digestive system, but by the
trillions of bacteria that live there.

There are nine planets in the solar
system : Astronomers are regularly
discovering new planets all over the
universe. However, the number of planets in
our own solar system has been reduced
from nine to eight. This is due to the
declassification of Pluto as a planet. Pluto
was officially downgraded by astronomers
at the 26th General Assembly of the
International Astronomical Union which
was held in Prague, Czech Republic, in
2006. It is now a dwarf planet.
Astronomers found out that it is merely a
huge ball of ice and rock orbiting the Sun in
an area known as the Kuiper Belt. The
Kuiper Belt is located beyond the planet
Neptune (which is now the farthest planet
in the solar system) and it contains over
70,000 icy objects similar to Pluto. Pluto
happens to be one of the biggest of these
icy objects, but it’s not the biggest. The
biggest is Eris. Eris, a dwarf planet, is the
largest object in the Kuiper Belt. It’s about
25% more massive than Pluto.

There are four oceans: That was until the
year 2000 when the International
Hydrographic Organization concluded that
a distinct body of sea that completely
surrounds the continent Antarctica will be
the Earth’s fifth ocean. The exact
geographic coordinates of the salty water
are yet to be agreed upon, but most
sources will tell you that it lies to the south
of Australia, New Zealand and the tip of the
South American continent.

There are three states of matter: There are
several states of matter, in fact. According
to physicists, in addition to solid, liquid and
gaseous, plasma can be observed in
everyday life. Actually, scientists claim that
plasma is the most abundant form of
matter in the universe, because most of the
stars, including our own Sun, are in a
plasma state. Other states of matter include
the neutron-degenerate matter, Bose-
Einstein condensates, liquid crystals,
superfluids, quark-gluon plasmas, quantum
hall state, supersolid, string-net liquid,
superglass and dark matter. But these
forms of matter are very rare and some of
them have not been observed, but are
believed to exist.

Humans have only five senses: It turns out
that sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste
are not the only sensory responses human
beings exhibit. Human sensory receptors
can also respond to pain (nociception),
changes in temperature (thermoception),
changes in balance (equilibrioception),
position (proprioception), magnetic
direction (magnetoception) and the
passage of time (chronoception).


Humans evolved from apes: This is a great
lie and misconception that has been here
with us since the day Charles Darwin
published his controversial “On the Origin
of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or
the Preservation of Favoured Races in the
Struggle for Life.” According to this well-
known biological framework, human
beings and the modern-day apes evolved
from a single, now-extinct ancestor. As time
passed by, these ancestors of ours began to
evolve differently based on climatic,
nutritional, geographical and social
changes.

Mount Everest is the highest place on
earth :
Mount Everest is the highest
mountain in the world quite alright, but it’s
not the part of the world that is closest to
outer space. Here how it works: the Earth
does not have a perfectly round structure
like the world globes you’ll find in most
schools. Geographers call this anomaly an
oblate spheroid, which means that the
earth has a bulge towards the equator. As a
result of this bulge, places close to the
equator are


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Op... How is vitamin the same thing as vegetable..... That's a big time error or is it the fibre you meant.... That's also not true

faithugo64:
Op why do i feel like this story is not true?

Well incase you are telling the truth.please and please you have to report him to your parents and pastor,this is abuse oo,that guy is a beast!

You still have a long way to go in this marriage,starting your marriage this way spells doom!

he is bent on making your life miserable and digging a very wide well down there,if you understand what i mean

l also thought so but then weird and bizarre things happen in this world... Wickedness of the highest order

misreal:
..hmmmm.....na me be second to comment.when I go be first sef?.....anyways,RIP to the okoye brothers

I think you should rewrite the bolded... Just saying

And I sacrificed my animated #Frozen movie for this.....

briantext:
Disgusting

....raised to power infinity....

EbuGeneral:
Ok, some Chibok girls are still virgins.

Not funny man...

nora544:
I mean this and that is the realy meaning not your brainwashed meaning from this God of men.

A chief executive officer (CEO) is generally the most senior corporate officer (executive) or administrator in charge of managing a for-profit or non-profit organization. An individual appointed as a CEO of a corporation, company, nonprofit, or government agency typically reports to the board of directors. In British English, terms often used as synonyms for CEO include managing director (MD)[1] and chief executive (CE)

Take a chill pill will you.... I obviously know the meaning of CEO... I am not going to enter into a bout of word sparring with you.... I put a post up, if you don't like it simply ignore it.....Kappish?....Nice use of GOOGLE by the way... You couldn't have 'educated' me without them... I promise you I learnt something, the part about the MD and CE was 'brain-rinsing'

nora544:
That is the foto of a business family, and you will never see that this are pastors.

CEO with his sons his followers.

WHATEVER MAN........ But if by CEO you mean Christian Extra-Ordinaire..... then we are cool

A LINEAGE OF EXCEEDING GRACE

UchihaMadara:
I would do anything for love...

but I won't do that!

No, I won't do that!

Trying hard to convince yourself, eh?

chemystery:
There are some crazy things I did while in love that even up till date I can't believe I did those things. They include:
1. Crying cos I couldn't afford to miss her
2. Washing her clothes and undies
3. Pouring drinks from her mouth into mine.
4. Allowing her to apply make-ups on me.

Let's see yours if you have any

eeewwwwwwwwwww @ Pouring drinks from her mouth into mine

youngice:
Medicine(babalawo)
Police
EEE
CHEMICAL ENG
AND
LASTLY GUESS

WHAT YOU STUDIED!.............I'm right, Ain't I?

bunmioguns: what do you call it in your native language?

Yoruba (Egba) call it Aamu (inside) or Ikoko (outside)



hope am correct?

#THECOOLESTWATEREVER

THECOOLESTWATEREVER

Horayce: I disagree with the main thrust of OP's article. How much do Nigerian entertainers earn anyway? The top 1% engineers, doctors, bankers, businessmen in Nigeria still make more money than Nigeria's richest entertainers. So as a market economy Nigeria isn't faring as badly as you paint here even if there's still a lot of room to improve. Politics is an obvious exception because of corruption. There are 99.99% of wannabe entertainers who will try and fail, and who we will most probably never hear about. For every tuface there are 100,000 also rans who will never hit the big time; so you can't generalize and say all our children want to be entertainers-- kids eventually realize the odds are terribly against you if your are not super talented or gifted. And a university education gives u a hedge/a safety net which you wouldn't have if you focused solely on comedy or music or sports. And while its easy to get drawn to the allure of celebrity life full of hype and make believe, stories of the odd celebrity who can't pay for his rent on his two bedroom apartment still abound. Meanwhile you have stockbrokers whom no one ever hears about quietly tabbing up over a 100 million a year. Kids eventually realize this

I'm torn between this argument and that of the OP..... ....... but I'll go with this one

TheMatrix3: Please I have stared so stared at these pictures and I can neither see a bench nor any evil forest, and nobody is saying anything about it: Am I the only bad person in this house?

.... And because you are trying so hard, you are looking for a bench instead of a beach and an evil forest instead of just a forest...........smh

Very funny... And they say they dont worship Mary... They just ' honor' her

one word..................... TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLEEEEEEEEEEEE..........

mudistr: @op, it all depends
if you've known him for a long time, and he only just asked you out, you can start dating (including sex) him immediatiely
if you just met him, and you like him (you can start simple kisses the first week, and heavy smooching at the end of the month). by the end of 1.5 months, you can commense sex)
If you follow this patter, he won't consider u cheap

as long as u sleep with him oitside marriage... You are still cheap IMO

Blackteeth: But it is normal for humans to take cow breast milk Abi?
Selfish stewpid humans.

WHOA!!!! Peeps I think we have a COW on nairaland..... Let's give dis BULL a very warm welcome

....or maybe he has a STD he's trying to cure first.... #just saying cos I think outsyd d box#... And whats d deal abt.... I comment my reserve

I served @ Oyo state, batch B dat passed out July @ a secondary sch. Called LIBSECAD Odo-ona elewe, orita challenge... If u end up being posted there, give ma love to d kids... We had a free corper's lodge and a bore hole a few meters away... Cool place but sometimes boring... Y'all enjoy ur stay @ Iseyin a very cold place when it rains... Cheers

I love to write stylishly... It's calligraphy but crude ones I sort of invented... I hope to hone this skill someday... I just dont know where I'll fit in, but God know that's what I love to do anyday anytime, just give me d 'tools'

Josphine4good: I will continue with the wedding because no one is above mistake but I will sex stave him for one week

... Then he will go and meet the girl whose name he called, dis tym not by mistake

Hehehehehe...No with a capital 'N' Am I a learner?