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Celebrities / Re: See This Adorable Female Triplets Photoshoot by lilslim(m): 5:35pm On Jan 07, 2018
Multiple Choice Questions be like...
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Gateman: Police Beat & Threw My Oga Over The Gate Because I Locked It by lilslim(m): 3:24pm On Nov 09, 2017
tolugar:
His oga abi his madam

Or ogamadam

Am so confused
Ogama
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Am Keeping Myself For Anthony Joshua’ – Pretty Nigerian Lady Says by lilslim(m): 8:44pm On Nov 03, 2017
Smellymouth:
Them say make crocodiles come out; see this lizard dey come out..

Lookatyew..
I take God beg you, be my MC for my wedding.

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Sports / Re: Pele Congratulates Ronaldo On Moving Into Top 5 All Time National Team Scorers by lilslim(m): 11:47am On Sep 02, 2017
Gamesmart:


You mean you really want to compare Ronaldo's 1.85 international goals per game to Messi's 2.05 international goals per game?
Who was/is ur maths teacher?
Check carefully and see how you tried so hard just to make a fool out of yourself.
Going by ur logic, 144games × 1.85 = 266goals
119games × 2.05 = 297goals for C.ronaldo and L.Messi respectively.

...come on, really?






Correction: it should be amount of goals divide by the number of games played.
78/144= 0.541 for CR7
58/199= 0.487 for LM10.
Peace...

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Dies In Accident In India. African Community Suspects Murder (pics) by lilslim(m): 3:54pm On Mar 14, 2017
selfmadeboss:
i really dont know what nigerians go to india for.
1st, thats one of the poorest countries in the world.
2, they hate africans. there are many cases of them killing blacks for just no reason.
i no know wetin dey do some naija boys sef
Have you ever been to india? If not, don't say what you don't know.
Romance / Re: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by lilslim(m): 12:12am On Aug 31, 2016
Fabulocity:
I'm still "speechful".

Everyone will come here and condemn the girl, while nothing will be said about the guy undecided.
Gender favouritism, it disgusts me
Islam for Muslims / Re: Pictures Of New Jummat Mosque Built By Igbo Muslims In Owerri by lilslim(m): 4:20pm On Jul 30, 2016
kadree:
I av personally had Jumat behind an igbo imam at coconut bustop, oshodi apapa express way. Allah calls who he so will. Alhamdulilah, me I b of al-Islam. U nko?
HEso will.
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: Nigeria's 3rd Mahdi & Last Of Amalekite Kings by lilslim(m): 11:32am On Jul 26, 2016
mazichika:
No his charm is now shining like a diamond.
For him to still haave courage to criticise buhari shows that he is innocent and not a coward.
Point of correction, diamond doesn't shine.

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Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Camry In Portharcourt Used By A Lady Banker 1.650m (negotiable) by lilslim(m): 12:53pm On Jul 15, 2016
MotorConnectz:
2008 model to be precise, the engine is not that of a 2010
thank you , I didn't notice the engine
Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Camry In Portharcourt Used By A Lady Banker 1.650m (negotiable) by lilslim(m): 4:33pm On Jul 14, 2016
This is 2009 model.
Business / Re: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by lilslim(m): 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2016
Where Tompolo dey hide
Romance / Re: Teenagers Have Sex In Front Of A Hotel In Katsina In Broad Daylight by lilslim(m): 1:53pm On Mar 05, 2016
ILOVEFOOD:
shocked nd dey r Muslims
They are humans first.

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Autos / Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by lilslim(m): 4:13pm On Nov 01, 2015
How can I get Honda Accord 2008 or 2009 full option to Kaduna?
Travel / Re: Ahmed Mazloum Represents Nigeria On Kilimanjaro Mountain by lilslim(m): 10:30am On Oct 29, 2015
kayo80:
hmm! He looks nothing like a Nigerian, but still raised up the Nigerian flag. Nice!
why would anyone claim to be from Nigeria when they weren't?
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Community In India (Photos) by lilslim(m): 4:12pm On Oct 28, 2015
I am. .
Foreign Affairs / Re: Osama Bin Laden's Family Members Die In Plane Crash by lilslim(m): 6:00pm On Aug 01, 2015
himkers:
Not all Muslims are terrorists (it's a lie o grin), But ALL terrorists are Muslims grin e.g OSAMA, shekau, Al-baghadadi, Al-AllahuAhbar
Anders Behring Breivik
Education / Re: Dentistry And Dental Surgery As A Career In Nigeria by lilslim(m): 6:36am On Jul 14, 2015
shaboti:
Who are orthodontists ?
orthodontics is that branch in dentistry concerned with the prevention, interception and correction of malocclusion and other abnormalities of the dentofacial region.
This includes the study of the growth and development of the jaw & face particularly, and the body in general as influencing the position of the teeth, so those dentists who specialise in orthodontics are called ORTHODONTISTS. This is the most lucrative of all the specialities in dentistry or more so the whole of medical sciences. Btw I'm a final year dental student...

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Education / Re: Some Cool Campus Facilities You Really Need To See. by lilslim(m): 4:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
I love your threads man.
they're always educative and insightful.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies And Gents, Its Crazy Picture Time. LAUGH RESPONSIBLY. by lilslim(m): 1:01pm On Jun 11, 2015
Onemansquad:
plot twist: the girl fart
Politics / Re: Governor Mimiko Stops Salaries Of His Deputy’s Aides by lilslim(m): 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2015
jnrbanks:
am luking for a gf

she has to be dark skin, above 5'7, plays FIFA or pes, luvs chess, good sense of humour, pretty smile, beautiful face and body, smart, good cook, ride or die chic, luvs rap, adventurous and luvs travelling, and a gud christian
why don't you get clay and make her yourself? Ntooorrrr

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Politics / Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Is Trending On Twitter by lilslim(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2015
nduchucks:
Buhari may very well become our own Mandela.
AMEN
Romance / Re: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by lilslim(m): 4:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
sauceny:
If truly he was a qualified doctor,he should have understood the "patient doctors confidentiality"

If i were the lady in question, i would drag him to court & ask his license be revoked with effective immediately.
kukuma no be Naija we dey?
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Provide A Copy Of His Certificate - Fred Agbaje by lilslim(m): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2015
Demdem:
Buhari has already provided an affidavit stating where those certificates are.
Inec received the affidavit and has no objection so far.
NA that was referenced in the affidavit also has no objection with it.
If buhari intend Lying, will it be wise to use the Nigerian army to lie?
If any fool desire to see it, such should go to court and ask the court to compel buhari to show it to them.
Buhari is on the side of the law of the land.
No qualms.
Above all, the General is waxing stronger by the day.
Gbam!!!

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Romance / Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by lilslim(m): 8:54am On Jan 05, 2015
And the 'Counter'. Nairaland I'm SMFH
Music/Radio / Re: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by lilslim(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2013
mickyarams: I will have to say he's one of the best out there, I think Bone thugs are the best. I love Eminem's comical lyrics and rhymes, the guy is just brilliant.
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony forever
Music/Radio / Re: What Are The Songs You Never Get Tired Of?? by lilslim(m): 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2013
segs_inc: Nigga what, nigga who -jay z

Successful rmx - jayz and nas

Juicy - biggy

Whats the beef - biggy

Bokiniyen - 9ice

Hustil and push it - rick ross

Song cry- jay z

U dont know -jay z

Im me - lil wayne

Notorious thugz - bone thugz ft biggy i'm so into this song

Revolver-madonna ft lil wayne

Kill you - eminen



Cleaning my closet - eminem
Politics / Re: Obi Of Onitsha Curses Ngige & APC by lilslim(m): 12:58pm On Oct 09, 2013
What's this thing called Onitsha of Obi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 6th October 2013 by lilslim(m): 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2013
Willian + HaZARD = WIZARD

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Career / Re: 11 Signs That You Should Leave Your Job. by lilslim(m): 9:13am On Oct 03, 2013
Can I get likes for no reason?

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Romance / Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by lilslim(m): 12:19pm On Oct 02, 2013
Let me guys tell you about what happened a while back when a friend tried to hook me up with this one girl.
A friend of mine set me up on a blind date with this girl a while back. The girl was a friend of his and had never met me nor did she have prior knowledge of what i looked like, nor did i have any prior knowledge of her. We were set up to meet at a mid-tier restaurant. The date was actually going to be a "double date", Me my friend, his girlfriend, and the girl they wanted to hook me up with. She was the last to arrive and when she came up to us i said "hey"...she looked at me then whispered something to the girl who she was apparently also friends with. They whispered back and forth then went to the bathroom together. They came out a few minutes later, my friends girlfriend returned to the table but the girl they wanted to hook me up with did not. My friends girlfriend told me that "I'm not her type". But logically speaking that can ONLY translate to "she thinks you are unattractive". She knew NOTHING about me and the ONLY thing she heard out of my mouth was "hey". I was very nicely dressed, clean shaven, well groomed, etc. And this was back when i had short hair.
Also this girl was not good looking at all. She was a 4 out of 10 at best....at least 50lbs overweight, severe acne scarring, extreme overbite.

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