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 Celebrities › Re: See This Adorable Female Triplets Photoshoot by lilslim(m): 5:35pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Multiple Choice Questions be like... |
| Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Gateman: Police Beat & Threw My Oga Over The Gate Because I Locked It by lilslim(m): 3:24pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
tolugar:Ogama |
| Celebrities › Re: ‘I Am Keeping Myself For Anthony Joshua’ – Pretty Nigerian Lady Says by lilslim(m): 8:44pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Smellymouth:I take God beg you, be my MC for my wedding. 1 Like
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| Sports › Re: Pele Congratulates Ronaldo On Moving Into Top 5 All Time National Team Scorers by lilslim(m): 11:47am On Sep 02, 2017 |
Gamesmart:Who was/is ur maths teacher? Check carefully and see how you tried so hard just to make a fool out of yourself. Going by ur logic, 144games × 1.85 = 266goals 119games × 2.05 = 297goals for C.ronaldo and L.Messi respectively. ...come on, really? Correction: it should be amount of goals divide by the number of games played. 78/144= 0.541 for CR7 58/199= 0.487 for LM10. Peace... 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Dies In Accident In India. African Community Suspects Murder (pics) by lilslim(m): 3:54pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
selfmadeboss:Have you ever been to india? If not, don't say what you don't know. |
| Romance › Re: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by lilslim(m): 12:12am On Aug 31, 2016 |
Fabulocity:Gender favouritism, it disgusts me |
| Islam › Re: Pictures Of New Jummat Mosque Built By Igbo Muslims In Owerri by lilslim(m): 4:20pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
kadree:HEso will. |
| Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode: Nigeria's 3rd Mahdi & Last Of Amalekite Kings by lilslim(m): 11:32am On Jul 26, 2016 |
mazichika:Point of correction, diamond doesn't shine. 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: 2010 Toyota Camry In Portharcourt Used By A Lady Banker 1.650m (negotiable) by lilslim(m): 12:53pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
MotorConnectz:thank you , I didn't notice the engine |
| Autos › Re: 2010 Toyota Camry In Portharcourt Used By A Lady Banker 1.650m (negotiable) by lilslim(m): 4:33pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
This is 2009 model. |
| Business › Re: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by lilslim(m): 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
Where Tompolo dey hide |
| Romance › Re: Teenagers Have Sex In Front Of A Hotel In Katsina In Broad Daylight by lilslim(m): 1:53pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
ILOVEFOOD:They are humans first. 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by lilslim(m): 4:13pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
How can I get Honda Accord 2008 or 2009 full option to Kaduna? |
| Travel › Re: Ahmed Mazloum Represents Nigeria On Kilimanjaro Mountain by lilslim(m): 10:30am On Oct 29, 2015 |
kayo80:why would anyone claim to be from Nigeria when they weren't? |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Community In India (Photos) by lilslim(m): 4:12pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
I am. . |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Osama Bin Laden's Family Members Die In Plane Crash by lilslim(m): 6:00pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
himkers:Anders Behring Breivik |
| Education › Re: Dentistry And Dental Surgery As A Career In Nigeria by lilslim(m): 6:36am On Jul 14, 2015*. Modified: 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
shaboti:orthodontics is that branch in dentistry concerned with the prevention, interception and correction of malocclusion and other abnormalities of the dentofacial region. This includes the study of the growth and development of the jaw & face particularly, and the body in general as influencing the position of the teeth, so those dentists who specialise in orthodontics are called ORTHODONTISTS. This is the most lucrative of all the specialities in dentistry or more so the whole of medical sciences. Btw I'm a final year dental student... 3 Likes
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| Education › Re: Some Cool Campus Facilities You Really Need To See. by lilslim(m): 4:33pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
I love your threads man. they're always educative and insightful. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies And Gents, Its Crazy Picture Time. LAUGH RESPONSIBLY. by lilslim(m): 1:01pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
[quote author=Onemansquad post=34656054][/quote]plot twist: the girl fart |
| Politics › Re: Governor Mimiko Stops Salaries Of His Deputy’s Aides by lilslim(m): 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
jnrbanks:why don't you get clay and make her yourself? Ntooorrrr 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Is Trending On Twitter by lilslim(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2015 |
nduchucks:AMEN |
| Romance › Re: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by lilslim(m): 4:40pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
sauceny:kukuma no be Naija we dey? |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Should Provide A Copy Of His Certificate - Fred Agbaje by lilslim(m): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Demdem:Gbam!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by lilslim(m): 8:54am On Jan 05, 2015 |
And the 'Counter'. Nairaland I'm SMFH |
| Music/Radio › Re: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by lilslim(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
mickyarams: I will have to say he's one of the best out there, I think Bone thugs are the best. I love Eminem's comical lyrics and rhymes, the guy is just brilliant.Bone Thugs-N-Harmony forever |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are The Songs You Never Get Tired Of?? by lilslim(m): 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
segs_inc: Nigga what, nigga who -jay z |
| Politics › Re: Obi Of Onitsha Curses Ngige & APC by lilslim(m): 12:58pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
What's this thing called Onitsha of Obi? 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 6th October 2013 by lilslim(m): 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Willian + HaZARD = WIZARD 2 Likes |
| Career › Re: 11 Signs That You Should Leave Your Job. by lilslim(m): 9:13am On Oct 03, 2013 |
Can I get likes for no reason  ? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by lilslim(m): 12:19pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
Let me guys tell you about what happened a while back when a friend tried to hook me up with this one girl. A friend of mine set me up on a blind date with this girl a while back. The girl was a friend of his and had never met me nor did she have prior knowledge of what i looked like, nor did i have any prior knowledge of her. We were set up to meet at a mid-tier restaurant. The date was actually going to be a "double date", Me my friend, his girlfriend, and the girl they wanted to hook me up with. She was the last to arrive and when she came up to us i said "hey"...she looked at me then whispered something to the girl who she was apparently also friends with. They whispered back and forth then went to the bathroom together. They came out a few minutes later, my friends girlfriend returned to the table but the girl they wanted to hook me up with did not. My friends girlfriend told me that "I'm not her type". But logically speaking that can ONLY translate to "she thinks you are unattractive". She knew NOTHING about me and the ONLY thing she heard out of my mouth was "hey". I was very nicely dressed, clean shaven, well groomed, etc. And this was back when i had short hair. Also this girl was not good looking at all. She was a 4 out of 10 at best....at least 50lbs overweight, severe acne scarring, extreme overbite. 2 Likes |
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