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Sports / Re: How To Do A Bicycle Kick On The Pitch: Ronaldo, Zlatan & Best Overhead Goals by lilslim(m): 2:16pm On Aug 16, 2019
TechCapon:
Emmanuel Adebayor scored something that almost looks like a bicycle kick during his time in arsenal. The only problem is that the ball landed on his chest first before the bicycle kick


That's an intricate skill also, what a goal
Politics / Re: Don’t Leave South-West - Governors Tell Northerners by lilslim(m): 5:04am On Jul 20, 2019
minasota:
IBB SAID IT!

I don't think you qoute that correctly.


IBB said

And I qoute

"If I am sleeping and wake up to hear the Yoruba beating the drums of war, I will go out and buy sleeping pills"

I was there.

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Politics / Re: Buhari shut out from US-Africa Business Summit Holding In Mozambique. by lilslim(m): 9:56am On Jun 12, 2019
KEVIND:
U.S.-Africa Business Summit, June 18-21, 2019 Maputo, Mozambique. 12 other Presidents of African countries are invited.

Corporate Council on Africa, in partnership with the Government of Mozambique, will host the 12th US – Africa Business Summit in Maputo on June 18-21, 2019. The Summit will bring together more than 1,000 U.S. and African private sector executives, international investors, senior government officials and multilateral stakeholders.
Twelve African Heads of State are confirmed as speakers at the Summit taking place at the Joaquim Chissano International Conference Centre.

Among them are:
H.E. Filipe Nyusi, President, Republic of Mozambique,
King Mswati III, Kingdom of Eswatini;
H.E. Paul Kagame, President, Republic of Rwanda;
H.E. Hage Geingob, President, Republic of Namibia;
H.E. Uhuru Kenyatta, President, Republic of Kenya;
H.E. José Mário Vaz, President, Republic of Guinea-Bissau;
H.E. Peter Mutharika, President, Republic of Malawi;
H.E. Edgar Lungu, President, Republic of Zambia;
H.E. Mokgweetsi Masisi, President, Republic of Botswana;
H.E. Emmerson Mnangagwa, President, Republic of Zimbabwe;
H.E. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, President, Republic of Equatorial Guinea;
H.E. Ruhakana Rugunda, Prime Minister, Republic of Uganda.

Senior U.S. Government officials from key U.S. agencies including the Department of Commerce, OPIC, Department of State, MCC, USAID, USTDA, EX-IM and others will also be at the Summit and will announce the latest developments in U.S.-Africa.
Themed “Advancing a Resilient and Sustainable Partnership”, CCA’s 2019 Summit will engage key U.S. and African government officials and decision makers to discuss their strategies, vision and initiatives to facilitate increased business and investment. The Summit will provide several opportunities for business executives to meet heads-of-state, ministers and high-level U.S. and African government decision makers to advocate for their business interests.

https://www.africa.com/media-invitation-u-s-africa-business-summit-june-18-21-2019-maputo-mozambique/

Most of these countries are either of Eastern or Southern Africa.
Like 90% of the listed.
Only Guinea Bissau I'd say is from West Africa.

So let me ask u, Egypt, SA, Algeria, Morocco, Ghana, et al were also shut out?

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by lilslim(m): 10:09am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:

David Villa is the GOAT. He's won every freaking thing in world football & is still the highest goal scorer in Spain's history if I'm not wrong!
He hasn't won the Europa League.


But Pedro Rodriguez has won all....

World cup.
Uefa Euro
UCL
UEL
FIFA Club world cup
UEFA supercup
La Liga
EPL

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Miss Out On Champions League With Europa League Final Defeat by lilslim(m): 12:22pm On May 30, 2019
post=78847293:
Arsenal went to Baku 4 : 1 reason!!

Only the witty will understand the above!!

cheesy wink grin

Arsenal did not FOURsee this ONE coming

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Be Turbaned In Daura Tomorrow by lilslim(m): 5:11am On Aug 22, 2018
BabaRamota1980:
Baiwa = slave

Dan baiwa hausa = son of hausa slave.


The richest man in Iboland has been enslaved.

grin grin
Baiwa = wise.
Bawa = slave.
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by lilslim(m): 7:37am On Jul 25, 2018
mimimile93:


Protection from what?

Protection na...you no know?


So that if the sky falls down,



he'd die first, thereby protecting her.


Girls are smart..
Business / Re: Courts Orders EFCC To Produce Innoson CEO, Innocent Chukwuma Over Forgery by lilslim(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2018
Octaves:
you don't think this attack against Innoson is politically motivated?
Educate me please, how is it politically motivated? Some of us here wan learn.

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Blasts Fan Who Told Him Not To Rejoice Over Argentina's Lost by lilslim(m): 6:24am On Jul 01, 2018
amzee:

Whats this shit you are eating?
Poo or what?
You call food poo? Why would you do that? Food is food. We should respect it.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Celebrate Leon Balogun On His Birthday by lilslim(m): 4:02pm On Jun 28, 2018
izzy4shizzy:
Meet Leon Balogun

If you know, you know
Why you evil na...haba
Politics / Re: Eid-el-fitr: CAN, DPC Felicitate With Muslims by lilslim(m): 7:25am On Jun 15, 2018
SaAyomikun:
undecided


Can MURIC do this to Christians?





When did it ever become a contest?
Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 9:08pm On Jun 13, 2018
12rev:

Then you are a blockhead as feared...a fulani muslim right?
You see? Now I know where you are headed. Simple question you can not answer? And you call Buhari a dullard,.
I won't engage you any longer.




Argue with ur Nokia torchlight

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Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 9:04pm On Jun 13, 2018
Afamed:

He will not answer you, those are the signs of hypcrite, they only complain of the ones that didn't favour them.
I tire for their matter oo.
He thought everyone is as dumb as he is.
Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 8:17pm On Jun 13, 2018
12rev:

Keep on disgracing yourself bro, where is the false info in the op?
You still haven't my question
Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 7:49pm On Jun 13, 2018
12rev:

Down to my level...why ask about those two then? Dumb hypocrite
I asked because u gave false information.
U shared false information to deceive the already gullibles as urself.
Who's the hypocrite?
Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 7:04pm On Jun 13, 2018
12rev:

Yea can you tell me what would happen if the situation was turned such that only two top sec chiefs are northern muslims and the rest christians from the south and mainly igbos or yorubas
I'm not gonna let you drag me down ur level bro..
My question was/is a straight one? Answer me first

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Politics / Re: Thomas-Wilson Ikubese Reacts To Buhari's Apology To MKO by lilslim(m): 6:04pm On Jun 13, 2018
2016v2017:
When the National Security Council meets, the following will be in attendance:

1. Muhammadu Buhari (President)

2. Mansur Mohammed Dan Alli (Minister of Defence)

3. Abdulrahman Dambazzau (Minister of Internal Affairs)

4. Lawal Daura (DG-SSS)

5. Ibrahim Magu (Chairman, EFCC)

6. Tukur Buratai (Chief of Army Staff)

7. Sadique Abubakar (Chief of Air Staff)

8. Mohammed Saliu Usman-AVM (Chief of Defence Intelligence)

9. Ibrahim Idris (Inspector-General of Police)

10. Abubakar Malami (Attorney-General)

11. Baba Gana Monguno (National Security Adviser)

12. Ahmed Rufai Ababukar DG NIA)

In what language will they communicate, please?

Do they discuss Nigerian security or Northern Security?

An expanded meeting will have:

13. Abdullahi Gana Muhammadu (Civil Defence)

14. Hamid Ali (Controller-General of Customs)

15. Mohammed Babandede (Comptroller-General of Immigration)

16. Ja'afaru Ahmed (Comptroller-General of Prisons)

Notice anything? They are all from the North, mostly Fulanis.

go and register for voters card this is a wake up

Please share this message to others.
What about the Chief of Defence staff and the Chief of Naval staff? Are they not part of the security council?

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Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup: Cash Prize Breakdown For Each Stage by lilslim(m): 5:25pm On Jun 06, 2018
vickzie:
what if Zuckerberg decides to give Dem a cheque of $500m for them to cancel the world cup
That's the thing about sports, you don't buy them.
Especially football, the feeling is priceless for both the players, the organisers and the followers of the game.
Politics / Re: Buhari: Saraki, Dogara Under Fire Over Impeachment Threat by lilslim(m): 8:41am On Jun 06, 2018
Omeokachie:
"What was the crime of Senator Ali Ndume and Rep Abdulmumin Jibrin that they were humiliated and suspended by the leadership of the Senate and House?”


Right there is the crux of the anger of this group led by Jibrin.

Educate me please, what's the crux of the anger of the Saraki-led group?

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Travel / Re: Construction Of New Terminal At Murtala Mohammed Int'l Airport, Lagos by lilslim(m): 9:59am On Jun 04, 2018
drnoel:


Looks like a 3rd grade airport compared to 1st grade ones like JFK and Heathrow
As you compared the airports finish....
Now try comparing USA, UK and Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Saraki's Impending Arrest, As DSS Withdraws His Security by lilslim(m): 9:44am On Jun 04, 2018
Esseite:
They keep talking about plate number of the vehicle,

Can we also say "i stand with buhari campaign cars" should be linked to buhari or elrufai on crimes committed with the vehicles?
How could you equate cars with firearms?
Politics / Re: Jolly Nyame's Face As He Is Jailed For 14 Years by lilslim(m): 8:19am On May 31, 2018
abokibuhari:

I'm old enough to impregnate all living female souls in your lineage
Once again, you're proving his point right.

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Politics / Re: Tompolo, Ateke Tom, General Shoot-At-Sight, Boyloaf, Pledge Support For FG by lilslim(m): 4:47pm On May 29, 2018
jrusky:


Are you stupid? Are Tompolo, Ateke, Boyloaf, General etc a Yoruba people? Pls what part of yorubaland do these things came from

I have said it time without number that the real fulani and Hausa slaves are SS and my own people from SE. Let me ask one simple question pls*till this 29th of May 2018 has any Yoruba man or group come out publicly to say behind Buhari we are* and going about singing Buhari name just mention one Yoruba group or person that did such as of today
Orji Kalu, Ngige, okorocha, Nnamani, Keyamo or kenyadig, Amaechi just to mention few still remain defiant to die for Fulani called Buhari and the Niger Delta pooh has join and later these f u c king bastards will go and vex their anger on Yoruba after being used and dumped. Bloody anuofia goats.
You didn't see that it was laced with all kinds of sarcasm in his post?
Politics / Re: Ummukhulthum Abubakar Sadiq Graduates With 1st Class In Medicine In Saudi Arabia by lilslim(m): 6:25pm On May 10, 2018
life2017:
She graduated as the best graduating student. Kudos to her. Intelligent fulani woman.

Note: There is nothing like first class in medicine and surgery. Update the title to "Katsina Senator's Daughter In S/arabia, Obtains Bachelor of Medicine & Surgery as Top of her class"
Yes. But only in Nigerian universities.
The Asian universities have classes in medicine and dentistry.
Sports / Re: Some Top Football Coaches And The Cars They Drive by lilslim(m): 5:40pm On May 08, 2018
youngfresh023:
wizkid car is worth more than there car hundred times
How much is Wizkid worth? Then you can start ur comparison
Politics / Re: Chile Eboe-Osuji Elected President Of International Criminal Court (ICC) by lilslim(m): 11:28am On Mar 12, 2018
chikarism:

preceded by who use your google well
Charles Onyeama
don't be retard
Taslem Olawale was The President of ICJ here.
C. Onyeama was a judge at ICJ.
Two different things.
All the same, they both were good ambassadors of Nigeria.

Congrats my igbo brother.
Igbo kwenu

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Crisis: Why Labelling Attackers Fulani Is Wrong - Atiku by lilslim(m): 3:55pm On Mar 11, 2018
luvinhubby:
But labelling all Igbos IPOB is no issue??

Atiku just lost the 2019 elections.
When did he win the 2019 elections?

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Crime / Re: Vandals Killed While Trying To Blow Up Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa. Graphic Photos by lilslim(m): 7:32am On Mar 04, 2018
johnnyn1:
Reward of evil is death..
RIP
What about those who do good? Let me guess. ..their reward is Eternal Life, aye?
Politics / Re: El-Rufai At Idris Ajimobi And Fatima Ganduje’s Wedding (Photos) by lilslim(m): 7:19am On Mar 04, 2018
Nwaisuochi:
Nnamdi Kanu is bigger than the zoo as a whole!


And where is he now?

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Sports / Re: Top 15 Funniest Names In Football by lilslim(m): 7:22am On Feb 27, 2018
cheapgoals:
John Dick

Johnny, Don’t be a dick! Well, this is extraordinarily amusing, John played more than 250 games for Arsenal during the mid 1900 ‘s. In an extremely well-known article, a daily newspaper in London printed the headline saying “ARSENAL TO PLAY TOMORROW WITH DICKS OUT“. As hilarious as it might sound, it went ahead to be a huge joke, which wasn’t forgotten for a long time!
Me: John, are you a dick?
John: yes...of course I am a Dick
Sports / Re: Sergio Aguero 'Punches' Wigan Fan After FA Cup Defeat (Photos) by lilslim(m): 9:39am On Feb 20, 2018
How was he supposed to react? It's so obvious that the so called Wigan fan was also throwing blows at Aguero.
Was he supposed to just let him? I call this self defense.
Family / Re: White Man Wants To Marry His Edo Girlfriend In Benin City by lilslim(m): 9:30am On Feb 20, 2018
thegentleman:
They love having sex.
Who doesn't?

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