₦airaland Forum

JONNYSPUTE:
. U funny

Na reality I dey tell u...

JONNYSPUTE:
. . Honestly the thing reach to laugh.

Aswear to God, e funny... if na me I go kukuma tell her make she go return the four stick she has collected before, since I'm stingy... Abi no be men like me carry dem come joint.

Imagine her boss na Hausa man or woman and he/she happens to see her post by any means, she go just resume on monday, find brown envelope on her table.... even if she have deleted dem, she shudnt av come out again and announce it

JONNYSPUTE:
Hi nairalanders,this stuff happened yesterday night in a joint we were hanging out. I was sitting Nd having a good time with some friends Nd business associates,sipping our wine. One of the guys in our mist smokes Nd he always buys in packets. Around 9pm,about four people entered , Nd sat not very far from where we were sitting. They were two guys Nd two girls. The next thing one of the girls came to our table greeted us Nd begged for a cigarette, my friend obliged Nd asked her to go ahead,but to our disappointment, she collected 4 sticks from the pack My friend Nd I looked at each other but said nothing.The four of them shared the 4sticks she collected. We were still drinking Nd she came back again for another sticks Nd we refused. The next we heard was fools,stingy men are scumbag Nd other things,We just called the security guard to push them out. Why re some people like this? Or she believe that because she is a lady,she can get anything from a man? Did we do wrong by refusing her request the second time? Why is that some girls re bent on rubbishing the good efforts of other girls Nd making we men to always see them as cheap hoes ?.Nawa for some girls.

Lol

Ehwww

MhizzAJ:
No be by expensive wedding
Their wedding was a low key wedding and see how God has blessed them
Some can't last for months upon all d money spent

Eg.. Remember dose couple that use money spraying machine last year, They av seperate

clems88:
yes bulk i can see the effect of the weed at work

Person no fit du mistake in peace again...

aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.

Guy, u ar spiritually not Okay, u need quick deliverance

Lol

attackgat:
Only a fool will loot tbis picture and think that it is a mosque.

It looks more like an abandoned building taken over by drifters

Exactly, and someone is trying to drag Yoruba Muslim into the fight....

Which one be yoruba mosque again, Someone is trying to drag yoruba into this fight...

Most of the student go go abroad now, Years later u will hear say one of them don break one University Record for their, and we wey we dey here go dey praise dem...

No be Hausa and Igbo again now na Muslim and Christian.... Watching in 3D

VIPERVENOM:
no wonder 9mobile is useless

Lol

Fake news everywhere

Bestman111:
Even the local team in my village will beat arsenal

Guy, u wicked no be small,... Local Team, not even 3SC or Kano Pillars

Ehn... ? Arsenal Again,...

Made by China

LolxxxX

Ehm.... eEeeeehm

I think Nigeria should just separate, this Hausa and Igbo wahala don too much

ashjay001:
This shyt is crazy! Instead of looking for ways to create more employment, they are taking away jobs n income from d masses in a third world recession hit country n giving same to machines n their originating nations?!

Abi ooo, imagine how those old men and women who use to sweep this roads for income will be feeling now...

GloriaNinja:
4 OUT OF 6 STUDENTS... WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 2?

They don go abroad go contn deir school, in years time now u go hear say dem graduate with 5.1GP... Break one university record for deir

GloriaNinja:
4 OUT OF 6 STUDENTS... WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 2?

They don go abroad go contn deir school, in years time now u go hear say dem graduate with 5.1GP

u self dey hustle traffic for ur Blog, e dey normal... Keep it Up

Most of their ladies end up inside Kitchen

Marcus Rashford has scored on his PL, Europa League, Champions League & EFL Cup debut for Man Utd, as well as his England debut.

Narldon:



Plateau United that was almost relegated last season

They did a good job

Meanwhile;

Defending Champions Rangers FC, could not even make top Ten



Nigerian League lacks Consistency

Don't be surprise if Plateau United start fighting not to relegate next season

They will go when they sleep one day and refuse to wake up again

Wetin me ah tink b say d girl don go fight for one place dey con tear her cloth... She con tok say make she kukuma carry bike reach house

RIP to the dead, and May God save us...