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Education / Re: Signify ☝if You Ate This Biscuits, Only Legends Can Relate (photo) by LilSmith55(m): 7:50am On Jun 05, 2020
Fiduciary:
Abeg where's
pepper snacks
And Fishly biscuit

Your head dey dere.... Peppers Snacks, Ringlet (That biscuit with a yellow transparent nylon ) but e no too last for market....

These two are my favorite back den
Politics / Re: Burglars Break Into National Assembly, Vandalise Reps’ Spokesman's Office by LilSmith55(m): 11:12pm On May 12, 2020
SeverusSnape:
I want to believe it's an inside job.

Because you can't tell me that an outsider will have the guts to rob in the National Assembly complex with all the security there, unless he/she is Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible.

E get as Ethan Hunt go rob am self wey be say One of the 300+ personnel no go sight am....

Abeg na Inside work

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Science/Technology / Re: Two Headed Snake Found In India, Baffles Wildlife Experts (Photos) by LilSmith55(m): 3:34am On May 10, 2020
Kharol1234:
Indians 2 dae get weired things
The Country itself is Weird
Science/Technology / Re: Two Headed Snake Found In India, Baffles Wildlife Experts (Photos) by LilSmith55(m): 3:33am On May 10, 2020
idonhammer:
And you are man of steel?



That one na man of plastic

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Science/Technology / Re: Two Headed Snake Found In India, Baffles Wildlife Experts (Photos) by LilSmith55(m): 3:32am On May 10, 2020
Nonso92:
1 stomach, yet they're still competing for food.
Okay.... Make one kon dey tell the second one say, the Food get Salt, Maggie no too much for the food....
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 17 Italians In India Test Positive by LilSmith55(m): 11:58am On Mar 04, 2020
If na one African country dey du dis tin.... The whole white countries go don ban Dem....
Properties / Re: My Hostile Neighbor by LilSmith55(m): 11:19am On Feb 23, 2020
morgan100:


I took picture of the cage, but I don't have any voice recording yet, the day the fight broke out, my mind never went there to record anything because I was very angry, for now he does not shout many name any how, but with the cage things, maybe the madness is coming back, so am at alert too. That's the picture of the cage..

Walai, if na me.... That Cage go don turn Pancake
Phones / Re: Photos Taken With The Oppo Reno 2: Compare With Others by LilSmith55(m): 10:18am On Feb 22, 2020
Itel P33 plus

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Politics / Re: Donal Trump Speak The Truth About Nigeria. by LilSmith55(m): 4:19am On Feb 21, 2020
Even though Trump didn't said all this things... But it's 100% truth

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Crime / Re: Midnight Fire Kills 3 Kids In Anambra While Mother Was In Hotel With Lover by LilSmith55(m): 10:12pm On Feb 20, 2020
This same thing happen in Ibadan, January 3
Celebrities / Re: Davido Has A Secret Wife Since 2017 - Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by LilSmith55(m): 9:55pm On Feb 20, 2020
God, i want to be rich to the extent that people will be gossiping about my family

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Slams Burna Boy; Denies Beating His Landlord by LilSmith55(m): 6:34pm On Feb 20, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Say shit about Burna boy still the love for Burna boy and tuface knows no bounds
Tuface and burna boy are the only talented artiste in the Nigeria music industry
The rest are dog shit
Especially that untalented frog voice called davido
That fuckker uses too much voice enhancer in the studio

T-Pain self dey use am,

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Politics / Re: FG Mulls Handover Of Power Distribution To Siemens by LilSmith55(m): 6:07pm On Feb 20, 2020
Gnaeusmagnus:


I'll do the same.

The problem is, are Nigerians ready to pay Siemens prices?

It's better to get a prepaid meter
Politics / Re: President Buhari Is In Charge Of Nigeria -BMO by LilSmith55(m): 3:13pm On Feb 20, 2020
Kai, Country of over 200m citizen, They still need to tell us who is charge and who is not in charge.....
Celebrities / Re: Hot! 2 Nigeria Transgender, Bobrisky Vs Oluwa Lagos, Who Will You Go For? by LilSmith55(m): 3:06pm On Feb 20, 2020
Make thunder fire both of them

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Education / Re: Aisha Balarabe Bawa's Thesis Plagiarized By Amos Ngaruiya, A Kenyan Lecturer by LilSmith55(m): 8:20pm On Feb 18, 2020
willbayo:
Ordinary paraphrasing would have saved the idiot

He is Too busy for that
Health / Re: Coronavirus: South Korea Sends Presidential Plane To Evacuate Citizens by LilSmith55(m): 7:54pm On Feb 18, 2020
Racoon:
While here in Nigeria, a president daughter is using a presidential jet for her social jamboree but a helicopter is being charted for a sitting VP.

Sorry Nigerian citizens in Wuhan.Your home govt only cared about RUGA, recycling BH/Fulani terrorists, ethno-religious and supremacist cleansing agenda.

Seriously, i don't understand how i end up in this country, Upon all the country wey dey for Asia, America, Europe, South America....

we av over 200 country in the world, why Nigeria
Education / Re: Help, I'm Afraid I Could Be Expelled From School After 3 Years by LilSmith55(m): 5:25pm On Feb 12, 2020
U need only just JAMB regularization

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Politics / Re: Court Orders FG To Pay Fine Of N200,000 To Sowore, Bakare by LilSmith55(m): 1:48pm On Feb 12, 2020
post=86584982:

Watch as Nairaland Hypocrites that castigated, abused, cursed and vilified this same Justice some months back come out and start praising her to high heavens now.

Number One Characteristics of a wailer : HYPOCRISY!!

@Yele,
Sha make sure you share the money 50/50 to Bakare and not try to form 'I be ur oga' or i spent more days in detention pass you! cheesy
Give him his 100K 200K complete biko!
Or else, there will be a revolution starting from the court premises! wink
Detention is Detention!

God bless Justice Ijeoma Ojukwu.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise!



Hmmmmm, this is deep!


Hmmmmm, this is deeper!!


U wan smoke cigarettes with 200K?
Omo see broda...........

Broda wey handsome...... tongue

It's 200k each... So no 50/50 sharing.,.
Romance / Re: Do I Look Good For My Girlfriend This Valentine? (photos) by LilSmith55(m): 7:43pm On Feb 11, 2020
Airforce1:
More

No vex oooo, ah no say eno concern me,..

But trying to light smoke in the presence of your kid is wrong...

Look at how concentrate she is

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Politics / Re: Reps Introduce 15-minute Tea Break To “stretch Legs” by LilSmith55(m): 5:48pm On Feb 09, 2020
Okay
Crime / Re: SCARY!!! Meet Chinese Shop That Sells Human Parts. by LilSmith55(m): 10:42am On Feb 08, 2020
How Dem take package full human with boxer for inside nylon...

Abi ah no dey see well ni
Politics / Re: INEC Deregisters 74 Political Parties by LilSmith55(m): 5:59pm On Feb 06, 2020
Hope they won't start registering them back in 2022
Celebrities / Re: . by LilSmith55(m): 12:53pm On Feb 01, 2020
Nbote:


So "U gonna" is ur tribal language abi

Which one be "U gonna" abeg

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Romance / Re: Should I Fire Her? by LilSmith55(m): 3:57pm On Jan 23, 2020
I read this story for Facebook last month
Celebrities / Re: Ibadan People Said This Lady Outfit Looks Like The One Of Masquerade. PHOTOS by LilSmith55(m): 3:55pm On Jan 23, 2020
That's why the leg self get different colors

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Health / Re: All You Need To Know About Lassa Fever by LilSmith55(m): 1:08pm On Jan 23, 2020
Oyinbo go develop disease, kon test am for Africa

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 21st January 2020 by LilSmith55(m): 10:39pm On Jan 21, 2020
Pacesetter123:
This my Chelsea sef,na one kind team wer de yeye dis season.To use dis advantage add like two more goals,Dem no go fit.Before u know,90+3, arsenal go come nodd one goal equalize 1:1

Chai,....
Phones / Re: Please Guys How Do I Track A Stolen Phone by LilSmith55(m): 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2020
awoo47:
i think dey can track with imei if d phone is connected to a network

Yes... The IMEI will be taking to the Network providers, and will be place on watch, anytime the user Make a call with the phone, the thief number will be marked, then it can be tracked by he or she phone number....

But it can be very hard to track with all this Mediatek phone that can be easily root and IMEI change

If it's Samsung or iPhone just relax, ur phone will be found very quickly only if the thief doesn't ever use the phone then it won't be found...

But u see all this infinix, techno, itel and all does Chinko phone.... If your phone fall under this categories, just find money join the money u want to use to track the phone and buy another one....

Then you can track the lost phone when you get enough money, enough money that if they didn't find the phone withing 1 or 2 year u won't be pained

My infinix hot 8 was stolen last month after only 4 days of usage Nov 22 - Nov 26... Went to the police station and was told to bring 20k..

I just add 16k to that 20k and bought another one that I'm using now....

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