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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Saudi League Is Better Than MLS". by LilVast1(m): 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2023
mystical109:
you can say anything to defend what you believe. What about the European league slander? Did they also ask him to slander the league. He was hawked like gala for months and no European club accepted him and that's why he took a dig at Europe. Even if they ask you, must you say rubbish. Is the camel league better than the MLS? At least the MLS has proper footballers unlike the Saudi league that have part time grillers and Imams as footballers. He also claimed that he attracted other players to the league when he's not even the 10th person to go from Europe to Saudi
MLS has better players?
Name the bro
And we’ll name the Saudi league players
You know how many players moved to Saudi just of recent?
Una go just open mouth dey pour anything
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Saudi League Is Better Than MLS". by LilVast1(m): 9:13am On Jul 18, 2023
Viking07:
if you had a functioning brain you’d have seen he was asked about MLS. But it is obvious you lack basic comprehension.
Those people no dey use their sense
Dem ask am if he will go to MLS
They chose to ignore that
Na only mumu go dey follow one short coward that’s always running from competitions
He go dey find easy leagues
E sure me say the mumu fit come play NPFL sef
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Saudi League Is Better Than MLS". by LilVast1(m): 9:10am On Jul 18, 2023
Almiron:
I remember when this mumu moved to the camel’s League last season, Messi didn’t utter a word, cos he’s not in other people’s business. This clown can’t hide his jealousy anymore, cos Leo recently moved to the MLS suddenly in his myopic mind Desert league is better than MLS lmao.

He also took a shot at the European league, yet his team was just demolished by a struggling Spanish mid table team Celta Vigo. 🤣😂


Blud thinks he influenced other players to come to the camel’s league, someone should wake this dunce up that they came for the money, Abi na him Dey pay em. Who doesn’t like free money, expect Leo wey turn down a Saudi’s club offer, wey surpass the one wey e Dey earn at Nasiru fc.

Messi don already dwarf this modafucka, his greatest achievement in his footballing career will be “He was compared to Leo Messi”.

Same with his delude fan base here on Nairaland and Twitter bots.
Only God knows how this guy dey reason
I’m sure na one apprentice angel create this Almiron guy.
Una no see say dem ask if he will go to MLS, Dem ask am
He’s not a fool to just open mouth like you
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Spotted Doing His Grocery Shopping In Miami USA by LilVast1(m):
Almiron:
mynd44 Seun Lalasticala rule 2
You make senseless posts and cry to the mods for protection like a kid
It’s obvious your brain didn’t grow with you
Ya just a coward lol
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Spotted Doing His Grocery Shopping In Miami USA by LilVast1(m): 4:21pm On Jul 14, 2023
Almiron:
mynd44 Seun Lalasticala rule 2
And then?
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Spotted Doing His Grocery Shopping In Miami USA by LilVast1(m): 3:24pm On Jul 14, 2023
Almiron:
Dvmbfvcks pendu fanboys were insinuating Messi isn’t well known USA cos of the first pic with the cart. Some lucky American wey saw him at the store keep sharing pictures online. Common this is fun!!

Applewelcome the GOAT, Lionel Messi to Miami 🐐
This mumu again!
So fans no go notice Ronaldo too?
Your brain is dead!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Andrew Tate Charged With Rape, Human Trafficking in Romania by LilVast1(m): 10:57pm On Jun 27, 2023
MisterBanny:
Must I know him physically or u don't have what to say? What sort of senseless comment is this? Pls don't mention me if u have nothing sensible to say
Are you sensible?
I made a harmless comment and this is the best response you can think of?
Don’t talk when sensible people are talking, you don’t belong to the group!



And to the mod that banned me
Una well-done o
I don repeat the same comment
Foreign AffairsRe: Andrew Tate Charged With Rape, Human Trafficking in Romania by LilVast1(m): 3:22pm On Jun 20, 2023
MisterBanny:
Jehovah Elohim. He must be castrated
You don’t know the guy
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 9:52pm On Jun 09, 2023
Beverlyjean:
I found out that Almiron is a captured monkey, it posted It itself...so I don't reply it no more... I have proof
I never see person wey useless pass that guy
I believe he needs help
FoodRe: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area Now? by LilVast1(m): 10:23pm On Jun 08, 2023
HacheNoire:
You make orders according to your needs.

40 Naira rice
20 Naira spaghetti
5X20 Naira meat

5 Naira pure water.
February 2, 2010
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 9:38pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
Dvmbfvck so addicted to me, i no even dey quote am, na this miserable fella dey quote me. Stockholm Syndrome at its peak. I owned all of penaldogs, i live rent free in their empty skulls, it gives so much joy to be their worst nightmare. Y'all will cry till death
If we talk now, e go say he don old
Old man wey no get sense
I argue football with sensible Messi fans not an idiot who can’t make a point without trash talking the other side
You can’t even make a post without throwing shades at Ronaldo and his fans, like he’s responsible for your unfortunate life
Your papa really messed up, he can only be proud of you if he is as foolish as you are


Not sorry for replying late, I was busy making money
We respond to fools like you in our leisure time
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 12:59pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
Im done with your miserable asssss, you will never get a mention from me.

Anothed penaldog pls, one at a time
E pain am 😂
You’re such a waste!
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
ogun kee your papa, splash his corpse for express, u wont bury him in full, pieces.
Na your mama I blame
She for just swallow you when the other idiot dey cum
Adojutini omo
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 12:49pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
Leo Messi actually turned down €1.2 BILLION to play in Saudi Arabia.

We told y'all pendu fantoys that the GOAT won't go to camel's league, no matter how much dem offer him. Saudi if for finished players, my fav still dey ball. He go ball till 40 atleast.

Inter Miami FC got a new fan, time to order their original jersey, thank God MLS is easy to watch, even DSTV dey show am.


Anywhere LEO go i go.

I got some unnecessary mentions from dumbos pendu fans, they're comparing the MLS with camel's league lmao, simple google go save una from embarrassing una lineage here. You wan dey compare day and night


Included in Lionel Messi's deal with Inter Miami:

➡️ Percentage on subscriptions to the MLS Season Pass from APPLE TV, paid directly by APPLE

➡️ Percentage of Inter Miami shirt sales, paid directly by Adidas

➡️ Possibility of acquiring an MLS franchise at the end of his career
Your mumu just dey grow
Damn, your really putting more efforts into the improvement of your stupidity
Dem offer person a percentage on their profit (Adidas)
He for turn am down?
Abi this one does not know how much that will be?

The other day you dey talk say you old yet una never get sense
Your brain no dey grow with you smh
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is Heading To MLS, Decides To Join Inter Miami by LilVast1(m): 12:47pm On Jun 08, 2023
[quote author=Almiron post=123633496]➡️ Percentage on subscriptions to the MLS Season Pass from APPLE TV, paid directly by APPLE

➡️ Percentage of Inter Miami shirt sales, paid directly by Adidas
Your mumu just dey grow
Damn, your really putting more efforts into the improvement of your stupidity
Dem offer person a percentage on their profit (Adidas)
He for turn am down?
Abi this one does not know how much that will be?

The other day you dey talk say you old yet una never get sense
Your brain no dey grow with you smh
PoliticsRe: Stock Market Response To New Presidents Since 1999 by LilVast1(m): 8:23am On Jun 07, 2023
BlackAdams007:
Goodluck was good, according to this plot.
Umar Musa Yar’adua is the best as you can see
PoliticsRe: Why I Sacked Auxiliary - Seyi Makinde by LilVast1(m): 8:07am On Jun 05, 2023
Na greed and illiteracy dey worry Auxiliary
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 7:23pm On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
I don't need to check no date, your response validates my statement. My one kobo and last reply be say, stay focus. I fit adopt you I'm that capable no cap, but I don't help strangers, most esp of e-strangers. Don't rely on your certificate when you leave noun, get outside and get dirty so you can take care of your poor parents first. Don't worry about my dad, he's not in the country at the moment.
No wonder, na butty wey never see life dey follow me cap
I’m actually done with my programme in school
At least that would show you I’m not an illiterate
And I have my own businesses now
Say your papa no dey 9ja no mean say he get money
I still talk am again
My available go buy your papa
No cap 😂
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 5:54pm On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
wayreh 😂😂😂😂 You this NOUN student wey Dey look for who go give you side job in Ibadan make hunger no blind you. I fit feed your immediate family, plus your grandpa and grandma if dem still dey alive comfortably for 2 years , 2 months and 2 days. If you see a poor man trolling online, such person needs to check in a rehab, as I said earlier stay focus so you can go far in life. Where ever you dey dream to reach in life I don pass am, even before you enter JS1. Now go and play with sand. I'm done here
Lol
Check the date bro, that was last year and I can assure you I’ve made more progress in the past few months than you have, in decades
Doesn’t matter how far, but how well 😂
Available balance go buy your papa 😂
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 5:14pm On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
I don curse you finish before I discover that you're a kid who's still trying to find balance in life. trolling is for the ppl wey don chop belle full, not for struggling ppl. I'm not try to broke shame you cos me sef don pass thru that stage in life.
.
You need help in real life, yet you dey troll on nairaland, na so you go call your potential helper stupid ontop another person matter. I know this is an alt, quote me with your main moniker. I won't say you're obemweyreh.

Go and figure how to save and make life for yourself. Cos no one is coming to save you. You're still a kid, when I was your age, I wasn't on NL trolling ppl wey don pass me in life, that's stvpidity of the highest order.

I hope you take my advice, don't take football matter to heart, unless you staked on em, don't use your head to carry curse that wasn't meant for you. Go out there and work, you won't be young forever, time doesn't wait for no one, and life sef na ephemeral. I'm not your helper cos you don curse me, God will definitely send you one. Stay focus, you seems confused, stay away from girls, it's not yet time. If the urge come, carry Olosho, soapy or look for no strings attached sex. Nah premium advice I dey give you so. I have nothing against you, unless you quote me with your main moniker, I no sabi you from Adam. Goodbye
Lol
So an acclaimed adult has been swearing on top Messi and Ronaldo matter? Lol
Well I may be younger but I can assure you, I can assure you, I get money pass your papa
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 1:45pm On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
lmao weyreh sent me two mentions, e pain am. I no even read wetin you type. But oti forigbepe laro Monday.

Onijere, oniribatishe, oniri ona gbegba. Eti lo ma ma Fi gbo nko re, sugbon ooni ni ipin ninu, rederede loma gbeyin aye e. . To Ori be oshe be, Ito ki n bale ko tun pade si enu mo. Ko mue ko mu eleda e. Mabayi. No more mention from me, I don use this one nail your coffin. Ofo lomase bi omi efo.

Damn baba ati iya lona orun

Cry more mf

E be like say Dem no tell you about me, you don jam agbako. You cross my path you unfortunate, I roast retards like you for a living and send em back home to their miserable parents cos they sucks at parenting.

You seems to get sense pass the original mumu wey i quote, he carefully me avoid me on this section cos I fit send am to early grave but nah you go instead of him, goan tell your family to goan price casket, make Dem carry your measurement go, so Dem no go buy oversized casket for you. Onikure, you this orphan
Lol, why you come dey cry?
Iwo omo tio niran 😂
If you had a better life you won’t start swearing for another man on a Monday morning
On top people wey no even know your mama
Werey say I dey watch ball for #100, shows how poverty stricken you are
Iya e ti fobo jona
Oni jere
Waa Sonu ni
Waa walaye bi alaisi
Ati Iwo, ati awon to nie e jor maa shofo por ni
Won maa bo bata ofo sile yin
Iku gbigbona, Iku ojiji maa file yin shey residence ni
Koni daa fun gbogbo awon te jo lo surname kan na 😂

I pray your kids don’t inherit your stupidity
I’m sure they would be so ashamed to have someone like you as their father
That’s even if you are not impotent 😂

Says he roast retards like him, normal for yaba na werey dey school werey 😂
Me sef get your time nah
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 11:20am On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
another mindless m0ron... Juventus bought Pendu so they can win the UCL, he even promised em one UCL? Messi never promise psg UCL, if you get sense or atleast have data to stream Ligue 1 Match Cos You no fit see am watch at the viewing center for #100, you go know say that team nah mid. For stressing me early this morning, Ogun loma Fi eje we.

Oloribu omo weyreh, onishorire
E pain me say I no fit send voice note but I go type for the fun of those who understands Yoruba
O ma pare maye ni
Ooni jere
Waa she laalaa ku ni
You and your family go share oribuku ni
Heavens go help you multiply am if e no reach
Waa le oni ba
Gbogbo nkan toba dawo le maa Ja sofo ni


Common bring it on 😂
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 11:14am On May 15, 2023
AImiron:
another mindless m0ron... Juventus bought Pendu so they can win the UCL, he even promised em one UCL? Messi never promise psg UCL, if you get sense or atleast have data to stream Ligue 1 Match Cos You no fit see am watch at the viewing center for #100, you go know say that team nah mid. For stressing me early this morning, Ogun loma Fi eje we.

Oloribu omo weyreh, onishorire
You’re still showing how stupid you really are!
Saying PSG is an average team lol
Ogun maa fi eje gbogbo molebi e we
Oonishoriire, ko ni da fun awon to bi e, o maa sanku aye ni, awon to ni e maa foju sunkun e ni, waa damu ku ni
you con dey swear because of Messi
Damn bro, ya stupid!
SportsRe: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by LilVast1(m): 11:25pm On May 14, 2023
AImiron:
This is why I dey swear for you whenever you try to troll Messi. You said Pendu won golden boots while playing in England, Italy, Spain..did he play in team with a quality striker like Mbappe? No. Even if play in a team like Man City with deadly striker like Haaland, he will never smell golden boots. Fyi Messi has the highest assist in the Ligue one last season, his first season. You don't expect him to do miracle with that shitty Psg team in the UCL, you can always be unfortunate if you blame only Messi for Psg woes in the champions League, I'm not surprised though cos you lack sense of reasoning.

Ligue1 na farmers league yet players from ligue1 dominated the world cup last year, the acclaimed players from the big league no even see draw.

Messi won alot of trophies that Pendu will only dream of, outside of his comfort zone.

Pendu who's now playing in non rated camel league, playing amongst part time footballers dey flop, he's being tormented on/off the pitch by his club and away club fans, if he's not riding another player, he end up kicking plastic. He is a fraud, has always being a fraud he was well exposed in the camel league now the retard want to leave at the end of the season..

You are just senseless, common banter you no sabi do. Trolling Messi in 2023, is next to insanity cos you have nothing against him. Yes he was booed in the first, did you watch the match at all cos they end up screaming his name in the second half. You only watch such matches on livescores. I think say by now you go don receive sense but it seems that wan don elude you. Otilor, ole gbon mo ,ago lo ma pa e


Messi at 35 won the World Cup, FIFA best , 7th balloon d'Or (Psg), and he's going to win his 8th balloon d'Or.

Pendu has no world cup knockout goals after having the most appearance in the tournament. You're a failure cos on this banter table you suck. Ara Loma sanpa You and that your imaginary colleague
Wow! Your level of stupidity is amazing!
Man Utd was second before Ronaldo came? Common, get your facts right man
We were out of UCL at group stage with Ronaldo and he already had 6 goals, making him one of the top scorers in the competition
What are you now saying?
PSG bought Messi so they can win UCL and what’s the result?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Joins Hilda Baci’s IG Live To Give Her Words Of Encouragement (Pictures) by LilVast1(m): 11:09am On May 14, 2023
lhordspy:
The people's president.

Gone are the days of segregation, discrimination and marginalisation. Asiwaju is here for everyone and anyone: Women, men, girls, boys, Young, old, poor, rich, the incapacitated.
North, South West, South-South, South-East.

Hope is here. Our hope; Renewed.
Renewed'Hope2023 manifesto manifesting.
We go see what your government has to offer
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 34 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Delta State, Seize Their Cars by LilVast1(m):
Innobee99:
It takes only God to recover Nigeria if not the country is finished long time ago.
It's sad to find ourselves in a country where it's a crime for a 19yr old young man to own a house, acquire a property and drive a car. Very anyhow country
Yankee kids drive cars in high school but it’s a sin here in this country smh
Only God can save us really
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 34 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Delta State, Seize Their Cars by LilVast1(m): 2:40pm On May 04, 2023
Innobee99:
EFCC is another legal Yahoo Yahoo business
I’m telling you
And I’m sure they will have it soon
We can’t just sit and let them continue their legal stealing business
Dem carry one of my guys, this guy is into all these forex stuffs, na him pman wey dey Yankee buy him Benz
EFCC detain my guy for two weeks
Dem say make him admit say he dey do yahoo or dem go say him dey sponsor terrorists
Na him lawyer say make him own up to their accusations
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 34 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Delta State, Seize Their Cars by LilVast1(m): 2:36pm On May 04, 2023
Voltage7:
Learning from our leaders in stealing by trick....

In all you do, hustle LEGITIMATELY.
And what do they do with the recovered properties?
They do not auction it! In the end, the officers bribe their Ogas and inherit the cars
Now, who’s the bigger thief?
HealthRe: 3 Girls Who Removed Their Breasts And Transitioned Into Men (Photo) by LilVast1(m): 9:38pm On Apr 26, 2023
alanto:
Na lie... These people are very men... They are too masculine to be women... Yeye bloggers

Two of them get mustache
I dey look am too o
These ones just took pictures to fool people
They were never women!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (0 - 2) On 26th April 2023 by LilVast1(m): 9:30pm On Apr 26, 2023
Icuib4cu:
It's me again, just here to remind you that a certain young lad, by the name ERLING HAALAND has more goal than the whole CHELSEA team, in all competition this season. And guess what he is just 22.
Go easy on them lol
TV/MoviesRe: NANS Gives Multi-choice Company Seven Days To Begin Pay-as-you-view Billing Or.. by LilVast1(m): 5:58pm On Apr 26, 2023
nairalanda1:
Okay, then since you are a trader , I hope you sell your stuff at a loss so that you can help the poor.
They are running at no loss
Unless they are trying to extort Nigerians for their underperforming business in another country

They are running at a loss and yet they spend extravagantly on that BBTitans and BBN?
Common

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