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Music/Radio › Re: NotjustOk: Vote for who wins #1,500,000 Naira now! (Top 30) #YouNeedANewBank by Limerick: 7:30am On Dec 02, 2014

sosiqdude:
We get pass...

well these top30 guys got upto 2000+ downloads. Yu guys didnt post ur track on time. Na wetin kill una be dat.

Music/Radio › Re: NotjustOk: Vote for who wins #1,500,000 Naira now! (Top 30) #YouNeedANewBank by Limerick: 11:31pm On Dec 01, 2014

sosiqdude:
What of HGC,,,didn't u see them in the playlist

did u get up to hundred downloads?

Rap Battles › Re: Rap Battles In Pidgin by Limerick: 11:14pm On Dec 01, 2014

I Shock.

Anyway, throw back sha

I dey room, jeje dey watch BLUE FILM ebony, black tit, kai COOL SHÌT
Naso
I hear heavy sound, hey SHÌT MAN i run go back of chair dey try press my PRICK DOWN naso one lady jus come,
knock
my DOOR HARD i think say na teddy, nor knw say na landlord wife for my COMPOUND
I close eyes, i wan kiss be my INTENTION, naso She gimme slap, con go seize my TELEVISION, the one wey pain me pass na when she threaten me with EVICTION. 4rm there naim I con loose my ENERGY, even my dick self loyal like person wey dey 4 EMBARSSY

The next day, i Still balance dey WATCH P.ORN dem no dey use the CONDOM
white
dicks, black pussiez, omo dem dey phuck wit TOM TOM? Kai I watch am sotey I "oversee" am con think say i dey for LONDON

The next knock, i jump up, run inside TOILET, i Swear i clumsy die..but I no die when I 'kick one BUCKET' naso i hear one angelic voice, i 4get all my TORMENTS, Chai i run go outside, tie only TOWEL open door
na one girl wey talk say her name na LOVETH, naso loveth enter, siddown 4 my OLD FOAM i send sikira make she go help me buy food 4 iya TOGO
Chai, naso the story go, nollywood films con scarce 4 my house, omo, my startimes expire 4months ago. I con put SPARTACUS d.v.d no gree work, i 'raise am up' like LAZARUS b4 u knw it, e begin work, seconds don dey 'count' like ABACUS
I fastforward the i.diot reach where dem dey do THE THING, naso sikira enter, u know say dat mumu na PIKIN she no wan go wen i gv am 5naira, I increase am to FIFTEEN chai naso i calculate, ma prick dan stand i don dey sweat like VAPOUR. . . .I loud music to cover the noise of my NEIGHBOURS
I jump ontop loveth, con begin dey NAK AM, I be her producer na me dey give the ìdiot SOUNDTRACKshe gv me 'U-Turn' i be like ‘‘ men am LOVING THAT’’
I bin wan change the game, she say ‘‘NO! Give me the D.OGGY STYLE’’ but wait, how dem dey do the D.OGGY STYLE, she say men u is a FUNNY GUY, Shuck ur dick inside my åss up and down, u'l be ROCKING HARD kai I be ''DAM YES" this chic na BAD GIRL I'm
all about the àss(Diaz) like Tommy vercetti for GRAND THEFT. Buh wetin spoil show.. see ehn, me dat time be wan ARRANGE the next thing, naso water just pour for MY FACE as i cn open my eyes, i see mumcy dey vex, i check time 4 work, am like ‘‘Not again, men I'M LATE’’

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by Limerick: 9:26pm On Nov 30, 2014

We are not much

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by Limerick: 11:27pm On Nov 29, 2014

Opener - 1 point
Ibime

Rhymes - 2 points
Ibime

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Krone

Punchlines - 3 points Tie

Personals - 2 points
Krone

Flow - 1 point Ibime

Wordplays - 2 points
Krone

Closer - 1 point Ibime

Kr0ne GMFV!!

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Rap Battles › Re: + + ^ Official NL King Tournament Awards : Nominations ^ + + by Limerick: 10:55pm On Nov 29, 2014

I Shock

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by Limerick: 2:43pm On Nov 29, 2014

I shock

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits V : Captainflash Vs Geoxpress ~ * * by Limerick: 7:06pm On Nov 27, 2014

JigsawKillah:
So u quote the whole list becos u wan ask am question?

lmfao

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits V : Captainflash Vs Geoxpress ~ * * by Limerick: 7:04pm On Nov 27, 2014

Smh@flash's opener. Nice showing though. Mvgt Geoxpress

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:02am On Nov 27, 2014

sosiqdude:
Go away! I hate you!

lmfao

Rap Battles › Re: /+/the King Of Poets[the Qualifying Series] Rapacme Vs Clasicsam/+/ by Limerick: 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2014

RapAcme:
plz is it necessary we write ab0u thz rap sh1t or we cn write a p0em 0n 0ur 0wn dah g0es with the t0pic. . . .tnx. . .s0wrie 4 the silly questi0ns

lmao

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 9:37pm On Nov 26, 2014

Gladyys:
Huh!!!ffuck your grammar.....bloody gay/plus your mama,they both your ffucking mates/you'r john wayne you say?/nlanders c d confession,truely bash is a male!!!!

Its right I pluck dis eagles eyes/if she tries to turn a bad pupil insight/inspite of your' big words',you can't escape my strike/like gov. Hospitals.....

Only d earth wil hear wat dis ho says!!!
Like members of redeem you diggin deep for my pers/guess what!!m bringin shiits of you past!!!!

wow, epic opener, esp the 'ffuck ur grammar' part grin

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 9:35pm On Nov 26, 2014

vickybash:
A death letter to gladys
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...it's vickybash,a typical countess of barz\...enthroned with cryptic writtens,my lyrical prowess unmatched\forget the visibly polished english...you are yet to see this typical raw vet unmask!!
My flex bars shows aggresiveness...am a quizzical goddess of rap..
And since our battle was a 'co-operate decision',u think we share ties??\nah..am an eagle,u're a mere kite\
...and to sweep me off,u need more than brooms cuz it's a spear fight\yea,that's right!...he that is down fears no fall...bt u've just been set up..and am having my landslide victory,so u have every reason to fear heights!!
It's a clear fact...
Gladys is always 'dulling'...i could swear that the bum makes teddies\...but that doesn't matter cus she's stuck here...incarceration is the dumb nerd's verdict\...no need going street with u cus u're dying on this block..am john wayne ,geddit??\my lyrical foundations blocks ur thoughts....bt if u succeed in collapsing this writer's block,u'll be buried in the wall..am john wayne gacey!!
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oNe

damn, that closer tho

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:01pm On Nov 26, 2014

mikuz:
They are now asking me to free Dark but when he was busy violating the rules, nobody said sshit. Great!

wow

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:59pm On Nov 26, 2014

ELYMAXiimus:
Mhen, ibime's flow in this "bastard" is just too sick... Damn!
Smh.

All those emcees he/you mentioned, Where are they? Including the one dissed..

How i wish we could still have this kyna sh1t now.
This new breeds, na mouth una get.
See limerick nd darkrebel ... Make una do something entertain us jooh...

Mikuz abeg free darkrebel.... Thnx

wow

Rap Battles › Re: Limerick Vs Devilmaycry (King Of Poet Qualifying Series 1) by Limerick: 8:42pm On Nov 26, 2014

Sorry for the delay, I forgot today ws deadline... Had to quickly pen something
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And so, it never seemed like hell, terrorized by the evils/... I was in the Garden of eden/.... set to be dying a freeman/....buh it was a lie, I was dreaming/....
.... God of lies, exorcising my demons....
Can I live can I die without reason?/

... and then the battle is just awesome/..... when I throw arrows/.... But the death of bad traits being uncommon/.... makes you go whacko/.... truth is; they all awful/.... Cuz even when the schmucks cautioned/
..... thy still follow you more often/..... than your own shadows!!!/

so now I brought coffins/.... for these old cargos/.... Cuz I've got a plan.....but lets see what my data has/... I'm set to reach greater heights/.... these demons are faded clans/.... moment my laser blasts/.... My weapons of warfare are not canal....... Point of correction; they are razor sharp/
...... for I'm armed to the tooth.... one byte from me, they finish quickly..... thats what my data planned/

.... at a point, my chances of winning was decreasing truly/.... tried wrestling my demons buh my spirit couldn't/.... almost breached the limit/... it was really useless/...
.... as I helplessy fell faster than a speeding bullet!!!/

Buh then I picked up again on a faster pace/.... this time, a sniper brave/... I ain even taking shots..... I thrust the knife half way/.... till the bad man slayed/... Na'am proud to say/
..... here comes the end of the bloody battle..... with my past on the ground and the white flag raised!!!!/

Rap Battles › Re: Limerick Vs Devilmaycry (King Of Poet Qualifying Series 1) by Limerick: 7:20pm On Nov 26, 2014

Smh, I didnt even knw today is deadline.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Ten Differences Between Ronaldo And Messi by Limerick(op): 10:57am On Nov 26, 2014

1. When RONALDO scores he points at himself. When MESSI scores he points up,

2. RONALDO will do 5 skills to beat 1 player. MESSI will do 1 trick to beat 5 players.

3. RONALDO is compared to Messi.. While MESSI is compared to
Pele and Maradona.

4. RONALDO shoots where MESSI would have passed to better
positioned player.

5. RONALDO is hungry for individual success, MESSI plays for the success of the team as a whole.

6. Girls like RONALDO for his Good Looks, they like MESSI for his Good Game.

7. RONALDO scores goals, MESSI Breaks World Records.

8. RONALDO plays because he loves fame, MESSI plays because
he loves the game.

9. RONALDO will make your DAY! MESSI will make your HISTORY!

10. RONALDO is Good, but MESSI is the best.

Agree or Disagree

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:38am On Nov 26, 2014

What I want to knw is why kr0ne put me in the qualifying stage. What if I lose, na f*ck up now angry

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:49am On Nov 26, 2014

Gladyys:
Are you nt a regular member with battle records?? Thought that gives you an automatic qualification into the tourney like others......do not quote me wrong.

kr0ne ansa this biko

Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 11:57pm On Nov 25, 2014

Wow

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:55pm On Nov 25, 2014

Gladyys:
What is limerick doing in the qualifiers list?

so i'm nt worthy to be in the tournament? Wow!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:52pm On Nov 25, 2014

Emaprince:
these days,all your comments are "wow"...

true

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:51pm On Nov 25, 2014

mikuz:
I met a guy on 2go and he accused me of cloning the real Mikuz lol.

wow

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:30pm On Nov 25, 2014

JigsawKillah:
Sneeze

Warriblood I wan barb my hair

ELYMAXiimus:
sneeze
me sef. I don carry afro.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:23pm On Nov 25, 2014

Emaprince:
I tried and failed.

wow

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:54am On Nov 25, 2014

ILLScripts:
Incase u Missing out, tis the Heist!!!

MUSIC: Scripts x dloks ft cheddar---THE HEIST
http://ltlbinc.com/2014/11/audio-scriptsdeeloks-the-heist-ft-cheddar-imascripts-dloksthadawn-itscheddar/

Via MOBYLOADED:
/p525zQ-ku

Pls re-bc and show support for good Music! God bless!

lol

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 10:51am On Nov 25, 2014

GLACIERZ:
I need to battle. . .who's up?

I accept

Rap Battles › Re: Limerick Vs Devilmaycry (King Of Poet Qualifying Series 1) by Limerick: 10:44am On Nov 25, 2014

Checks

Rap Battles › Re: |**|Official NL "KING-OF-POET" Tourney: Sign-Up Thread|**| by Limerick: 9:06pm On Nov 24, 2014

Heywhizzy:
ain't complaining but why will wack as fUkk captainflash be automatically qualified for a tourney and ppl far better than im will ave to go through qualification

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