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Iceskidd:lmfao |
GIYAZZ: |
I shock |
Darkrebel:4 the cipher ba? |
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Darkrebel:hw many bars sef |
teddybiyasi: ![]() |
laykorn:hmmm, just incase yu dey form meanwhile yu dnt understand what a bar should be like ![]() it shuld go thus; turning and turning the widening gyre/... The falcon cannot hear the falconer/... Things fall apart/ .... The center cannot hold/ thats 1 bar |
kr0ne:explain the 8bars part to him tho |
ELYMAXiimus:lwkm, e no make sense na. Buh the points go small kukuma ![]() |
ELYMAXiimus:Em wtf is 12? |
Is the thread closed or what? |
Gottoboy I shock |
Wednesday Matches, are these worth the Risk? Juventus vs Atletico Madrid (X2) Olympiakos vs Malmo FF (1 & Over 1.5) Liverpool vs Basel (X2) Real Madrid vs PFC Ludogorets Razgrad (1&Over 2.5) Borussia Dortmund vs Anderlecht (1X) or (Over 3.5) Galatasaray vs Arsenal (2) |
Darkrebel:easy bro |
teddybiyasi:Report ur location let me send my SWAT helicopter to come pick yu up |
Lime'Rick Dark-Poet: Diss at Adebanke . . . Yall Listen... this fight's like a raging troop versus a thug/... So to flame this dude's asss is a must/... he aint sick no more, Sung dealt him a fatal blow till rabbies flew out of the dawg/.... he ain even seeing this coming, I place his two eyes in a box/ .... Before acting 'Micheal Faraday' is this.....b*tch,I'm 'taking yu out as a shock'!!/ .... easily, I'd leave this foe berieved/.... and if by any means, the show repeats/.... I'ma still kill this bloke with ease/ ..... Cuz his verses are the worst things I've ever seen..... they practically beat sleak's votes to it!!!/ .... My strong divisional troops/.... would f*ck your seasonal crew/...Locking horns with me?... this 'kid' should be termed a sure original rube/.... he a yoruba faker, best he'd say is; I bit.... while everything my mouth drops are digital swoops/ ..... Buh when I speak in Ibo accent, 'A Cowers'..... and its not a 'Regional Group'!!!/ (ECOWAS) This is a monkey and dragon show/... and I'm the f*cking attraction yo/.... he jumps, I despatch flames....till the balls in the f*ggot blows/....his body scatters, head to the cloud and legs where the falling direction goes/ ..... then have his fingers going different directions like Unlocking an android phone!!!/ .... a Lyricist? f*ck it, he a funny and mindless bloke/ ... Buh I'm truly the man/.... this dude's a retarddd/.... hip hop was dead, my lines stood in the gap/... He drops his bars, the fans booing it out/ ..... while my bars brings the 'heat'........... amusing the fans/ (I'm using the fans) Now lets loosen the facts/....I'm the god he'll worship if the nerd was a hearten/... and if he talks about knives, I've got ten in the kitchen/... bring twenty for instance/.... he'd tremble and fidget/ I shouldnt be compared with the sissy, ....I raised the roof, shawties be cheerin' and screaming/ .... hes jealous.. he raised the roof; only to come back mendin' the Ceiling!!!/ .... the nigga never comes tough/... this is personal murder/.... Both parents died on the Long run/.... By some african powers/... So he stopped schooling lacking the morals/... and that made the animal dumber/ .... he shoulda joined the boko haram...... Buh wait, he already in the sect.... Cuz all his battles, he drop bombs/... with his grammatical blunders/ I've been the rave from naija to Sierra Leone/....you a much more local champion than mister bones/.... and If I catch you In my zone/... I'm giving you a sound beating with megaphones/ ..... Buh why stressing myself when you too lame to stand up to me?.......Paperboi already had 'your back broken on the web'......... Like Emma Stone!!!/ Ok maybe truly, na yu be baddo/.... Buh truth of the shiit is... I'm a brute destroyer/.... ask around, I'm Lyrically used to murder/.... a god that rules immortals/.... Immuned to slaughters/ ..... my lines are recited and quoted...... buh if anyone hypes Ban's.... then they ironically boo footballers!!!/ .... My sh*t is diabolical/... Wittier than all he has/... Steady pissing him off, to 'ease up my ureter'/... We making cash, hes making noise like speakers and officers/ ..... Buh after this bout, we'd witness a moment of silence....... then I'd break the silence sending 'hymn' to the Lord.... quicker than choristers!!!/ Unlike· 10 · Report · Nov 30 |
Geoxpress, see am here Limerick Vs Banke W ![]() Adelogy Dlyricist: shits at lime . . . . aint here to diss you . these are facts i look at this dude nd am like dafuq did dis faggit-come-from?/ he came nd tins changed idioms now has it that "one's bark was worse than one's bite before limerick-was born/ soo u see the rumours of dnt battle limerick is not based on ur MANY TIGHT MACKS/ but the name given to you... a career ENDING WHITE SHARK/ so niggers are scared of battling u not cos u dopper but no one wants to end up tattooing ANY BITE MARKS/ so wen my niggers saw this fixtures dey told me to let britchen drop my verse for me in THE TREAD AGAIN/ told ME FRIEND PLAY SAFE/ asked why? nd the response was ever wonder why we no longer have tooth ferries? nope...... lime scared THEM AWAY/ but here i am still trying to cage u with my fast lines/ with a whole arsenal of swords gat, nines/ dey tryna phantom why nd i let them knw u da best security i can get. i mean why would i need "wraths,pit bulls,bull dogs" wen have gat lime/ funny shit is your teeth aint the only vicious tin about u. you lack fitness,,, height/ u look like an illness,,,plight/ ur face scares me....i look at ur pics nd have sleepless nights/ nd his FILTHY AND HE STINKS/ his gat this scary horrific face. u should have acted BEAUTY AND THE BEAST/ now wat do we blame all these predicaments on?? poverty, lack of skill nd flexibility?/ cos the nigger ''is too poor"(stupor) like reduction in thinking nd sensibility/ but its right to see A DAFT BRAGGING/ A BRAT BLABBING/bout well being while his pics says his gat no good wears..you so dirty nd worn out...wat are u something A CAT DRAGGED IN?/nd i see the DUMMY'S OUT OF FOOD/ nd the way u looking horribly unkept it gan be easy making a MONKEY OUT OF YOU/ lol let me go further/ to slaughter/ dis bitch with my punchlines...... see i know he was born from the gutters/ so every yanky kid his been forming are lies cos if lime dies today poverty becomes a murderer/ yea that punch was stunning/ nd u knw wats funny?/ i intend on making u remain poor....so i'll amputate your leggs lets see how u gan make a run for money/ nd i'll scrap u off all ur titles but brother listen/ its really best u aint king cos ur head will make u another vinci/ nd nigger comon u look too coal .nd that sadly means/ u look burnt..we need no double checks to know u are the black sheep of the family/ dhem with all these i bet ur LIVING IN COURSE/ u suffering so much it makes Christ wonder if his REALLY JESUS/ nd u aint even a drug addict/ yet its sure u'll die quick/ cos ur life is baseless like a highly concentrated acid/ . bitch ur girly traits wunt be left out. niggas complain bout that alot puccy nigger acting so much like-Athena/ fucking bitch soon to become rap-criteria/ now i get why ur girl had to quit SAYING THE GUY'S MINE/ it cos ur a bitch she'll end up PAYING THE BRIDE PRIZE/ no wonder at rg wen dey spot lime dey flee BEFORE THEY GATHER/cos his so bitchy wen u Bleep with him its sure u'll BECOME A FATHER/ . sure in ur verse u'll mention SOME PLANS I'LL DO/talk about-your-teeth?/ nd how i'll continually mention it nd wunt stay-out-of-it/ but who would have such pers nd wunt play-out-of-it?/ so i'll leave ur broke ass to ur predictions... u need the possible returns MORE THAN I DO/ i got a shit frm mad vs tommy. mad called him a CLOWN, NITWIT/ nd said he would swim in a pool of knowledge... better,, cos lime would DROWN IN IT/ now dats about the stupid tins u BRING ON MISTER/u aint diff frm shogs...stupid enuff..wanting to follow his DREAMS ON TWITTER/ lol but wait a sec how can u call me out knowing i have a deadly pers of yours.....tinking THIS WAY YOURVE DONE WELL?/ so i can complement "you've gat alot of balls" of course u do. i meancommon who doesn't know lime has "alot of balls" wen DICKS AINT YOUR PROBLEM/ after this battle u gan be so angry am beating u for the second time. RATHER THIRD/nd u'll go around with threats to maestro nd how u'll GATHER THUGS/ but for a split second u tink ur fate of losing could change get the adage, no matter how good or bad a "lime" is it always ends up inHERBAL DRUGS/ finally funny how the nitWIT SAT ON STOOL/like his imagining a bright future...tz fucking fake cos hz gat no future ambition nor goals.... infact ask him of it nd he'll tell you his gat no time chasing dreams cos he gat no idea were IT RAN OFF TO/// . . . DONE TALKING Edited · Like· 6 · Report · Nov 30 |
Geoxpress:smh, song isnt that d.ope na ![]() |
Geoxpress:lol, i cnt go to fb files now |
Iceskidd:he shock |
INK VS LIMERICK MULTIES BATTLE RG PLS YALL JUDGE THIS Lime'Rick: You bet!! I'm f*cking-good-with, the multies-scew-it, I'm HAVING THIS GRAVELY MARRED ON YOU/ they mean it when yu drop a verse and they like 'ink you mad'. . . .dopeness? Your inSANITY TAKES IT FAR FROM YOU our last bout, I dropped-the-true-diss, had yours on the wall-yu-foolish, damn, of course-yu-foolish- for HAVING ME WASTING BARS ON YOU buh you's a waste dude, against a loonatic, i THOUGHT YOU'D GET HIM SLAIN with all the DRUGS YOU EFFING CLAIM, i checked the doc erm..urhm, yea on MONDAY YESTERDAY. . .and am like Ink must be drunk, seeing loona BRANDISHING SHAKY BARS ON YOU!! Buh then again, I'm like 'ok, he DARED THE LIMIT, although with a WIERY FINISH still he AIMED THE BACK OF YOUR CREW!!. . ./ buh me? I'm STEADY BRINGING exPENSIVE LYRICS till I SWAYED A KNIFE OFF ITS HOOK/ with rhymes longer than the RAIL WAY LINE ON YUR HOOD, nd dude, I'm not like you I break DEADLY LIMITS obviously this JERK IS SILLY for thinking we dnt knw he already PENNED HIS LYRICS, yu dnt get it. . .WAIT AND ASK GOD FOR CLUES, lest i TAME THE ASSS OF THE DUDE/ like i said; he already PENNED HIS LYRICS to show how DEAD HIS WIT IS, while i had this in TWENTY MINUTES? *o.O* seriously dude i PLAYED A FAST ONE ON YOU hahaha yu dnt get it Nah, K lets see, yu TEXT LIKE AN EGYPTIAN my TEXT PATTERN IS DIFFERENT unclear still? I BEST HAMMER THE DIFFERENCE, my shii 'tight' with what yurs 'offering', a REV. FATHER WILL GIVE THANKS, already had marks all over yu long before i HEARD ABOUT INCISIONS gotten it yet? Nah? Yu knw what? When yu get to the bridge, yu'd cross it. So whilst i SAILED ON, HE WAITED upon discovering he LABOURED IN VAIN SINCE, tries to WAGE WAR AGAINST ME, I SEND NANA TILL INCOMES!!!*Ink Cums*/ (:v) yu was BORN A REETARDED BLOKE, reason yu always FORCING THE RAPS AND FLOWS, and they knw u here, buh even me. . .i HARDLY LOST AN ATTENTION Others jumping on diicks, yu HOPPING FROM GALS' TO BROS' yu gat CHINESE FROGS AS YUR MENTORS? Surely you'd COME WITH SOME PERS TO SHOW; sumfin like 'hes ugly and all that shit!' truth is; they say i'm UGLY, I CAST A VOTE, inec be like "HIGHLY BROS, YOU ARE WELCOME!" (^_^) Nobody say yu UGLY, YOU CAST A VOTE. . .booom! buHARI LOST AN ELECTION :v Wicked bar. . .really dawg, yu should be THANKING GOD THAT THE NEXT ONE isnt PACKING ALL THA EJECT FORCE ^^ Lies! If he believed that, I'd stroke this Gee till I've SMARTLY MURDERED HIS NETWORK/ Ok hes dead? Ask me how that happened. . . twas a DREADFUL DAY INDEED with ma FEARED TROOPS AIMING HIM buh I was CAREFUL AIMING HIM stealth mode, i springed-on-the-bro's-door, doors locked, I peeped-from-the-hole-saw, his dad hailing and displaying retards' antics calling him a chip-off-the-old-block, planted dynamites quick-on-the-whole-blocks. . . Skadosh! It blew, The building? it ws STEADY BREAKING IT, came with cops 2hrz later, they quickly secured-the-whole-floor, the mission-is-over. . .they'd only see the chip-off-the-old-block when they inVESTIGATE THE SCENE!!!! Edited · Unlike· 5 · Edit · Oct 15 Ink: Ur liver Shrinks dude as the fever grips you/ Coz me finna Bring goons/ To Teach you a lesson in... Silver springs school!/ Sever his Wounds.. And Stick a sliver in too/ Or split his diva in two/ I'm just a killer being cruel!/ Dying to spit tight.. Seeking quarel with prime or big mike abt five to six times/ Bt I'll make you "die by your own hands" for trying to "pick fights"!/ I let my delilahs Find his 'weak' sides.., Torch it right at mid-night.. literally they had his 'entire body' ashes rise as rick dies!/ •Mehn, Just stop with the crap you call•... a •blend of pun's biggie pac and Surf/ If you have faith in your looks and multies, •then what's up with the caps and all?!/ I let the syllables ex-tend, burst ur thin knee caps and tops/ Or off load piranha's were lime is/ And still keep it short like rihanna's hair stylist!/ You should see him hammered near my fist/ Bleep that... Loona Dis abled this fable with fatal darts flaring from his forces round/ Only him culd tell hw it felt being labelled instable in stables,.. dats hearing from the horses mouth!!/ Puts on cheap tight cloths and skinny jeans yet d Dry bloke be feeling rich/ Dey say put ur money were ur mouth is, u got none so is ok to write broke on ibi's dick!!/ They say my rhyme, flows n shid is sick... D hypes from •fans come up more often• when my •bars all knock off columns/ So He aint a match Cz My victory records are •far from luck or fortune's!!/ Like · Edit · Oct 15 |
mikuz:Those guys are wack, once u can drop funny lines, they start hying u. I once saw a line like this on rg "Upon all the Gym wey u dey gym.... Na only Gonorhea you fit carry" and they hyped it for 2days. I Shock! |
007Bruce:Meaning? JigSawKillah: ![]() |
Emaprince:true |
Iceskidd:lwkm I shock, wheres darkrebel? ![]() |
In Rukus Voice: SDC, I like ya flow/.... I like Ghost, I like Tek and I like Po/ |
Bars:lmao, copy and paste, no editing. If u wan copy me, copy me with sense OGA ADE ![]() |
Geoxpress:Lwkm I shock, lemme run away before he crushes me like an ant ![]() |
SDC2:easy with the gbags bro |
Darkrebel:mumu, whc device u dey use? |
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