₦airaland Forum

hudsons:
na foreign..na straight from florida..just feel like to upgrade small. Till mikuz sense go come normal

sneeze...

omo mikuz ban me he don make me lose point..like arshawol toto..

hudsons:
loonatik abeg i like follow you go facebook...atleast them nor dey ban person for there... Shit ass nigga..dey behave like say na their papa get nairaland....

Emaprince:
A lotta punches don dey fly around already.. ..coogar,that your "are you a fool" line funny die!

Get your @ss whopped or get your @ss whopped..you niggas should pick an option

LooNat11kk:
Lol no be say I just dey see am

I forgot totally about the line, until two days ago when I was scrolling through battles on here

Darkrebel:
this is mikky ... your appearance alone proves you barely eat twice a Day. kid

Darkrebel:
I told you Facebook rappers are wack ... they are dick riders too and they only vote for their friends.... one even said the dude won wordplay crit with --medusa / stone that every tom ccunt and harry has played... ... its just a waste of my time.... they are all frigging wack.. and most are 15- 17 years old and their brains ain't fully developed.

RapAcme:
0GA KR0NE C0NGRATULATI0NS!! . . . .IBIME sire RESPECT!!

Limerick, x0 u d0n cArry 'i sh0ck' enta NL?. .lmfa0

coogar:
who's the best facebook textcee? how would he rank if we bring him here to battle one of our gladiators? we should be having inter-forum battles these days - y'all peops should set it up.

Darkrebel:
This is my rushed verse that took one hour 15 mins vs his that took 4 days...
please tell me the criteria he won...I repeat Facebook rappers are wack and hyped

mine vs Jabo sulei

Since jabo insists....in kicking raps with me/ i ll' go ''Scorpion'' on him...have him clamped with ease/ My four arms like 'Gorro'...will leave the tart deceased/when he's hacked with fists/
Then i ll' emerge "Subzero"....and bring the 'ice' in quick/ that ll' turn Jabo to "Frozen Food"......like Chicken Laps and Wings/

He might say Humpty Dumpty

Had rudely sat on walls/ and had fallen down bad...and had cracked his skull/ so i ll' let this rebuttal....reveal a fact to all/ that the cheesy name "Jabo"....is Yoruba for "Fall"/

In a tortuous way.....am ripping this earthworm/ when i damage his "Pinna"....and sing him a death song/
A shot to his "cerumen"....will cripple the twerp once/ and have his "Auditory" ruined.....while am spinning the damn guns/ ...fore' i send "Boys Brigade'...to start beating his "Ear Drums"/

We know Jabo's trash on beat.....

And spits crap on Acapella/ so with two bamboo sticks...am attacking this fella/ just to smack his medulla/ then "Rain" bullets on J....till he hides under "umbrella"/...like "Recharge card Sellers"/

And how's Jabo in wealth.....when he's asking for alms/ and if you go to his village.....you ll' see the fagg with his dad/ always planting in farms/
And they always plant Cocoa...with their two faggit hands/ and all around town ..they call them "Cocoa Masters"...like they hyping "DD- banj"/

So y'all tell Jabo....he can't surpass my shine/ with bearing or not...i ll' crack the bastard's spine/ snap his head towards 'East'....but if he tries to fight/ i ll' twist his neck "North West'....like "Kim Kardashian's child"/

Your garbage can't touch this/
And to your "Pregnant wife'...i ll' be savage and pop sshit/ when i drag her to 'Court'....all bandaged with cut wrists/ have her raped by the jury....and her ass shake on the judge's dick/ fore' i kick her uterus....till she loses your baby......"Miscarriage of Justice"!!/


Jabo's into 'milf'....and the brat is pathetic/ he dates "older women'...that re' in fact over thirty/  no young babe likes J...cos the lad is a septic/...so he bangs ''Sugar Mommies"....and he died "Diabetic"!!/

Look at the pics of his sisters....--

Are those ladies so sexy?/ they got clean hijabs...but never changing their undies/ am not hating you pundits/ but let's tell the truth.....they look like Eyo masquerades...that are taking a Selfie/

This is a freestyle......you handicapped from the tension/
To survive from it.....you need Divine intervention/  i got your mum and dad's skull...all hanged in my mansion/ with your uncle and cousins...your aunt and relations/
So Give me standing ovation/ cos the way i gathered his folks...you d' think its family Occasion/

gottoboy:
Twasnt a copy though, just used the scheme! Thankx Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я the advice

007Bruce:
you can die now

007Bruce:
house rent? Em they rent house for pluto?



i no do again. i'm the most discreet guy in this rap section, make i keep the record

007Bruce:
thats an hyperbole -
the money wey i dey use feed my dog go buy your skate, allowance and iceskidds tecno 2x

007Bruce:
na tecno phantom Z we they talk here?
Do you know how rich i am?
Your monthly allowance cant buy one of my shoes

WARRIBLOOD:
your father helper go die tonight..if you quote me again...and you know what dat means...hu na go continue to suffer on top hunger..

ILLScripts:
The producer's name is Dominas!! Heheh, I guess he did a good job!
Btw, thanks yall for the encouraging comments...I am really happy...cudnt stop smiling!

007Bruce:
lmao poor bastard!

gottoboy:
Illscript τ̲̅ђα̲̅τ̲̅ producer reallie tried! Big time, iss itt Sarz? Btw its needs a gooodd promotion

Geoxpress:
I shock!

Is ds FFR or chatroom?

goshikid:
then u gona play in the [b]lime[/b]light casualty train all night with hands that bleed/

SuperSauce:
loling,chisos..I Shock ..

gottoboy:
Α​h wanted to use the pattern of Ink verse vs Iceberg buh ii stretched and lost ᵗᴴᵋ hiphop touch

It is written in the Bible, God said we should Fear Not, | but with the current Massacre and Bloodshed in the 'Northern Region' is enough reason for peeps to Fear North.|

GIYAZZ: Negative rumors then prevailed, I shocked, it was scary/

GIYAZZ:
Chai! Ibime!! That Fatai Rolling Dollla pun, I actually wrote something like that for my song, and it ain't recorded yet, this is ffucked up! What will niggas say when I'm done with the song!

I got the idea last year and I posted it here on NL with my former account tho, while I was learning the ropes. And I decided to use it for this song, but damn! You just copped it!

What will I do now?

fuckyouhard:
1. Best puncher
- guykhena -

2. Best use of personals
- wrongturn -

3. Best verse
- elywack, but he was robbed -

4. Best use of similies
- ksslib -

5. Best use of wordplay
- ksslib -

6. Best newcomer
- wrongturn

7. Best flow
- guykhena in guykhena vs car dash yarn ( optional) -

8. Best rhymer
- wrongturn -

9. Best closer
- wrongturn shikhena -

10. Best opener
- elywack...script to night/ against car dash yarn smh -

11. best abuse of wordplay
- kim (team mar ya) smh