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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
coogar: mikuz will die a violent death if he steps to me these days. my imagery these days should be a cause for concern to the united nations. the punches i have crafted in the last 6 weeks would kill canibus, cremate modenine & send mikuz to his maker without an option to grace the earth again.
grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:44pm On Jul 29, 2014
WTF! I've not been seeing one of my main mans (Oops, I dan gbagaun)
I meant "my main men"

and hes no other than, the one and only
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rayOPT 1 Of Nairaland grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:42pm On Jul 29, 2014
GIYAZZ: Lol, no be so o! I'm just appreciating good thing cheesy
Na you sabi, still wetin for ya mixtape tho'
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:11pm On Jul 29, 2014
GIYAZZ: Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!! Christ!!!! Ibime you're so d0pe!

I just downloaded "Maestro" and it's dooooooooooooooooope!!!!!

Bis you're amazing, cool and bossy flow!
And so Humorous;

"Cos I go waka if she shakara/ tell her wey she prepare Amala, abacha, mma mma/ Lol"

"You're an okada, maga, posing with the vehicle/
never been in "da car" even if you go to Senegal"/ dooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!!!

"Carry money cover your face like Lagbaja" LWKMD!!! grin grin


Respeeeeeeectttttt Ibime!!!! You be Naija's finest joor! No be for mouth!!!

I go like feature you for one of my track sir. . . Make you help me hype am wink
Na wetin you dey drive at be dat, go straight to the point and stop beating around the bush nigga grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2014
JigsawKillah: Limerick your long writtens are borin'/ you're a local chap, my lyrics are foreign/
yellin' 'i reign! i reign!' but you still cant find success in keepin' it pourin'/

im gonna teach you the game/ wanna no the truth? You lame/
so if you dare stand up to me i'd beat and beat you again!/

my words are short and precise/ yours, stuffed with your lies/
talkin' 'bout guns when kids extorts him with knives!/

i keep it simple and basic/ yet it beats all ya statements/
the only guys limerick can oppress, are cripples and babies!/

rhymin' murked with flogged, is your english teacher dead?/
if he or she aint, they should be hittin' the board with ya head/

in the streets, you wont last more than a week. . . Ebola patient/
niggas would be like 'na only you waka come!' like Goodluck Jona's Patience/

you've got lame puns/ i've got insane ones/
the only gun you've held is ya grandpa unloaded dane gun!/

i've got bazookas/ .45 damages ya louvres/
your gun makes 'kow! Kow!' like a lil dog barkin' mine go GBOOSA! GBOOSA!!/

how dare you contest me?/ im known for rebuttals, with 'Bis i should be contendin'/
you who masturbate to Cassidy undressin'/ dont test me!/

im gonne leave you dejected/ liein' by the roadside, bruised, neglected/
i'll prove to 'em that everything you say is wack, and get you and your crew rejected!/



SAW
See I'm bursting flows in time/
While this Monkey blowing pipes/
Murked and Flogged are good to go. . . .Incase he doesnt know it Rhymes/

Men! You got Pissed to know I'm reigning/
then you like "I get diss throw am daily/
Buh Unfortunately, I feast on trolls and babies/
and your case wouldnt be an expection. . . .cuz when I lay my hands on you. . . .You'd see your bones are breaking!/

So come against my reign, screaming 'NO!'. . .I'ma be getting you killed in due Course/
Cuz I'm ready to see the dude's Corpse/
Buh if I decide to spare his life. . . .then I'd beat him till we see his 'NOs Running!'. . .without getting to see the 'Mucus!'/

Ask Davido. . .I'm ah One of a kind/ a god on the mic/
Whiles you's getting Punctured and Knived/
You'd never hear he fought for his right/
For I'd Spill his blood on the ground/
And he might be Screaming "Owa! Owa!! Owa!!!". . .he'd never make the 'Boss stop in time/

So listen up sons/ at the arrival of dons/
Jig runs away. . and the Ranger needs guns/
The Expos are no-shows. . .and the Padres are none/
My blades come in directions. . . .and You'all know. . .I'm practically leaving him torn!/

I'm mean and aggresive/ its best he stays attentive/
Cuz from my own perspective/
this biitch wouldnt make it alive,if he fails to 'Play safe'. . . . . . . . . . .Pills and Contraceptive!/

Bra! Dont think my Patience's permanent/
I flow with gracious turbulence/
Kill you abroad. . .then bring the 'corpse to naija!. . .something like the 'Nations tournament!!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 12:56pm On Jul 29, 2014
JigsawKillah: Limerick be like 'i slit this weakling/ rip him quickly'/
but if we decide to split his writtens/ and let the readers vote
him against captainflash, result would be 50:50/
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Woh tha ffuck is flash, I murked that Kid/
Flogged that beetch/
Beat tha hell outta him, till I got flash killed/
But you?. . .you never Command death. . . .so if you ever say you 'Point and Kill'. . . .then you clearly making reference to some 'dumb Catfish!'/

These days, he drops more Gbagauns than mikuz. . .wtf is Predikted/
Even all the Punches he listed/
Be getting restricted/
By forces of darkness. . .as hes getting Inflicted/

One night, I came into his home, like the baddest of thieves/
Climb tha roof, hung ropes out the house. . .then I channelled some in/
Plant bombs to harvest some kills/
Ma gang were like "men, you fervent for real"/
I saw it as a compliment, tho I thanked em for it/
Then I caught Saw bleeping hz wifey. . .placed a double barrel on him/
Till He confessed that Lime's a beast. . . .Then I asked, 'so who is 'Saw''?. . .he said "who tha ffuck is Saw? Saw is just the 'Past tense of See /

Now I'm coming to conquer the dude/
None of this moròn's bars is good/
I'd rightly plung him to death. . . .so we wont see his 'LIVE'. . .like watching a 'football match review!'/

. . .and I might maybe require/ an axe to be breaking the Liar/
Or I'd prolly 'Lace' punches to end this 'wrapper'. . .till we see the baby retire/
for a bunch of 'Native attire'!/

I'm steady dropping 'shiit'. . .my aiming is a.nal/
whist breaking the panel/
But make no mistakes. . .and switch up my channel/
I'm 'Buddy Rich'! when 'I fly off the handle'!/

Jig is Cray with the Puns?/
Check wella, all those junks he Plays will be forced/
He condemning my 'men shone!'. . .yet my reign is a must/
Buh hes never reigning in short/
so, no matter how Jealous he gets. . . . .he'd only be 'Reigning a Curse!/

Sure, this Jerk's no threat/
he aint the best, O! Yes!/
Ok, Lets go there/
I'd be glad to terminate the Skunk. . . .Cuz I could easily 'Run through J.S . . .and I no go even Use 'Expo' self!!!/

Phoenix shiit!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 10:37am On Jul 29, 2014
JigsawKillah: didnt u see ur name again at the bottom?/
clueless fool! Ur mom gave birth to no brained iidiots!/
i bet ur dad is like 'shut up bbitch, tell us how u got em!!!'/
she's like 'what!? They've got ur junk brain! U serious!?'/

Teddy gave u the KO, nun'ya punch was hittin'/
thats why everybody here gets u dubbed a nitwit/
nigga suck a big ddick/ we no u suck already. . .
Ur life's worthless man, its better if ur just jump off a cliff!/


Limerick. . . Cant u see ur now irrelevant?/
mentionin' ur name was tellin' an elephant/
to step on ants/ cos ima garguantan piece
you's best placed as a rookie, and me a veteran!/

you dont deserve the dopehead they call you/
your bars dont hold water, trust me it falls through/
ffuckin' with me, Jigs is a carpenter, he's gon Saw you/
you must be a leprosy patient, thats why chicks wont hug you?/

you brought 'bout this beef/ join warriblood and jump out a cliff/
i pluck out your teeth/ my puns are heavy/
and get ur family runnin' for shelter when i rain big guns on ur street!/

when you bust freeze/ we compare it Justin's/
cos they baby like, extremely disgustin'/ dawg please!/
lemme take you off the street, teach you how to repair forklifts/
gala hawkin' has been your thing/ but im helpin' jus for your kids!/



SAW
I slit this weakling/ and rip him Quickly/ and if hes still seen breathing/
I prolly had messi on the imp. . .to avoid unnessary hazzard. . .for I still Script beastly/

You stink than sores on philo's doglas/
Get a 'bath man', you worse than the whole Jokers/
Take a Shot at me. . . .I could easily make do with Jig. . .then 'come after S.K . . .like 'Thugs and Igbo smokers!/

I murder with ease/
I'm never bothered with beefs/
He a Useless being, hes never tougher in this/
A time ago, they needed to appease their lands with a Sacrifice. . . .they didnt touch his 'wife eye', ignored the 'edge'. . .even put jig on a 'hotspot'. . .as the Offered the 'G'/

Ok, phuck the blunders in this/ I'm cray and negros like my pattern/
cuz I technically get schmucks battered/
Check his battle data/
Damn, the dude was badly Scattered/
He got killed. . .and was forced to 'take out the wills'. . .faster than 'Jason Statham'!!/

So blip wat he foolishy said/
Jig be bullying nerds/
Claiming he be shooting ill vets/
Or far more than Rookies instead/

Buh my verses batters his/
He Stagnant Geek/
He spitting blatant since/
but now he Cowers. . .finding out I lamba kids/
So hes now Staying on ma d1ck. . . .hoping to get a 'Master piss!' / grin

Raaaa! :p
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 11:18pm On Jul 28, 2014
JigsawKillah: Jigs has been goaded to kill/ cos these hos couldnt feel/
all of 'em biased as hell, and criticize, even with the flows looking real/
them abroke, poosies still/ and gets ffucked to be paid/
Jigs is quick to snuff renegades/ aint none so tough at this stage/
yall can talk to my face/ but i reply by spittin'/
rrape a ho by puttin' a gat inside her kitten/
ur whole history is a lie, lieing just beside a griffin/
what the ffuck am i saying? I wanna rewrite what's written!/
Mikuz is quick to judge/ and put me out his list of drugs/
i cant be NL's best newbie cos i dont injure thugs?/
how is fuckyouhard or Kr0ne or any other gay better?/
ur more worse than a man callin' Mikel a pacesetter/
im second to none, around the clock i mean it/
so yall should stop the gimmicks/ pullin' glocks with lyrics/
suckin' cocks for winnings/ aint never seen a dumber prick/
thinkin' they'd ffuck Ted better, with a longer ddick/
let's get it straight, they said my bars are too short, they lack stings/
but really im allergic to stretchin' yet im elastic/
so i want a battle/ with any of these ccunts i hassle/
my sharp flows are known here, to slaughter cattles/
me and any ppunk can grapple/ irrespective of stats/
none of yall hos should exchange words with me, without expectin' a slap/
that is a bonus/ a ho asked me my onus/
its provin' to people that everything u rap is called bogus/
im the second son of Isaac, yall are porridged Esau/
im nicknamed professor scarface, i graduated from a college of thugs/
my knowledge is raw/ straight from Timbuktu/
Ashanti and Old Benin and Dahomey to speak the truth/
now i try to teach these Jews/ how to leave a victim bruised/
how to peel a bbitch, and lick her juice/ call a bbitch a fruit/
im a burnin' spear/ an epitome of courage, while yall learning fear/
im why Jesus said if you got slapped, you should turn the rear/
cos if u slap back, emergency is ur next destination/
cos you'd be at the receivin' end of blows for the rest duration/
my puns are like Ali, and Tyson combined/
behind my heavy bars, vets rightly confined/
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I checked this folk's dossier/
Sure, nothing d0pe displayed/
So if he boasts hes cray/
I'd be Swift to roast the gay/
His previous verses are rather junks. . . .or a Stand up nigeria Scripts. . .with all those Jokes he played/
I'd Smote the ape/ Have his Soul retained/
Then Strike heavily. . . .as nothing is having these bolts restrained/
His lyrical prowess be nothing to write home about, I'd constrict Jigsaw, when I Choke the prey/
Khena broke his day/
as he Smoked the J/
though delayed/
Jig still got Clubbed. . . .Now claiming. . Its Votes he swayed/
we know the both be lame/
Buh Jig happens to be a bigger Flop, Cuz we quickly saw the Bloke Inhaled/
And this Foe would say/ I shoulda easily had him blown away/
But truth is. . . .he couldnt never be any better. . . .if he was Coached n trained/
So I'm having him stoned n maimed/
Record his death as well as, hold replay/
Now the bro would hate/
With the way I had him owned with blades/
Sent the foe away/ as I toast his babe/ and I'm like, Dont be late/
One more thing Jig,
you dropped a verse, then I saw Ladies 'Light up'. . .buh I never saw the 'Men Shone'!. . . .Prolly cuz you decided to get my name off your Post today!/ cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 8:28pm On Jul 28, 2014
Krizzkutz: in real life no girl wants to date him, cus chips he lacks/ n his 2inched, so any biitch he knacks/ belike pls iwanna tell u sth, but dnt start saying dis chick is harsh/ but guy na broom abi na priick be that??/

damn, na u n rabbit go the drag which person priick big pass/ that's y d nigga results to sexchats n chasing grls online . . we all knw how his bin flirting with vickybash/
Lmfao!! grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 8:22pm On Jul 28, 2014
GIYAZZ: Liar! Stop lying and better quit rap, you can't rap! tongue grin
Lie? I dont get it. . . So I'd appreciate it if you can point out the 'lie' in that post

iamaromolaeran:
i like raps that tell a story......not just bunch of incoherent nonsense....it made sense to me so it is d.ope to me
K! Thanks anyways
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 7:39pm On Jul 28, 2014
iamaromolaeran: dop.e
Lol, wetin dop.e for that tin? Shiit was Scripted in a danfo. . . .hehe
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:25pm On Jul 28, 2014
mikuz: If you fail to show me a link where I bit those lines then your family will get wiped out by a strange illness before the end of tomorrow. Useless slowpoke!

Only a deluded goat does male/mail wordplay and still think hes ddope!
Easy with the Curses bro! I already brought the Link, watchu have to say?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 7:21pm On Jul 28, 2014
teddybiyasi: i downloaded young rhino ft Limerick plus another dwag song on wapdam

wanna ask, is that limerick the same limerick I know
What tha phuck, and I didnt see this in my 'mentions' panel. Smh,

Btw, teddy, its the same limerick na, wetin happen. I dan wack? grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 7:06pm On Jul 28, 2014
You dont wanna miff a Killer dude/
Not perfect, but never had fillers used/
When others fell, the Nigga stood/
Legs got broken, yet he Lingered through/
You wanna know the bitter truth?/
Hes been holding it down for his goons. . . . .and elimating foes. . . .once he gets the trigger pulled/
My point is, you cant have the winner Screwed/
Or prolly have your teacher sued?/
You'd get your genre changed, Cuz Just a bar Could frustrate ya, Put you in a Singer's mood/ till you deliver 'blues'/
Then you find out, shiit aint working for you. . . . .you getting poorer by the day. . .even your bank has promised 'you'd never work a loan' and made your 'Liver pull'!!/

I 'murder all' faster than the boy, 'britchen'/ for when I drop quick freeze/
Other shiids be getting bored Completely/
Even now, I'm in a Bus Scripting/
Conductor asking me for money. . .I snub him Quick/
His Countenance changes, his Voice, real Strict/
wanting to Pick up a fight, hes like "Drop this thing. . . ./ you dey mad? I dey follow you play? I go Punch this kid"/ Slapped my face, Jacked my phone. . .almost Burst the Screen/
Tha was when I came back to my senses. . .and agreed I was dumb really/

Ok, this part's untold/ I murder Kats n Goats/
oops, today happens to be a festive period? I rather Snatch your Goat/
and if you Shout or Bone/
I'd be quick to send 'Symbols at your neck!'. . .and duely 'Slash your throat!!'/
For a bag of gold/

And you's like "Haba, Cool down. . ./ that was rather too harsh/
Call me a parasite, I'd call you the 'host'. . .as I clear ya system with Power boosters!/
and if you Claim tough and Crude, I'd smith this midget unaware. . . .till I get to be 'beating this host silly!'. . .the moment I come with my 'German Crew fast!'/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:56pm On Jul 28, 2014
Alexpissu: Funny Flow For Rank is a poor sight like kidney dialysis

I wonder if the OP is a statue shocked
The OP? Lol
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
peterrParker: don't quote my post! wink
K!
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 2:05pm On Jul 27, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: alit dude...besides nice lines you got there...-believe me khim alot of nigga in here wishin to be like you......dats why dey hating..cus dey can neva be....

your a symbol of what dey call dopeness..-just keep on doing ur thing...

Sneeze...
Lmao@believe me khim cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 12:46pm On Jul 27, 2014
peterrParker: who are you to vote? grin
if she cant vote, then you cant as well.
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 12:44pm On Jul 27, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: the thing don dey heat you up,,, now you know sey that thing wey you do pain person.... Even when we were apologising you ignored!
Pain who? I dnt get it. . .and Who was apologising? Oh, you guys? Ok nw I get it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 9:36am On Jul 27, 2014
ZLUK: C.O to airmark
Limerick.... dope song, me likey
Lol, when some fools were like 'that song is wack' , yet they never stop releasing lame voice notes.
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 7:26am On Jul 27, 2014
gottoboy: Forget abt the emotionalism and drop ur verds, not biasement please. .
Can you please stop?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:54am On Jul 27, 2014
iamaromolaeran: I ‘Chewed Calendars’ back then and spit ‘till date’/
So when I make an entrance he should use the Gate/
If the Fool Deviates/ I ll’ bend this ‘Cobbler’s’ Head down till he and my Shoes Relate’/
He’s a brainless Pupil that opted out of the School’s Debate/
So I gave his Teachers ‘Sardine Cans’ to trap his Grades/ now all he got left are ‘Dead Fishes’ that took the Bait/
Ve’ got my Cape Floating like an Hero in Flight/
Have his death sealed as I bring Megiddo in Sight/
And kill his husband to deny this gay widow delight/
Like a French kiss he exchanged saliva with doom cos I got their Two Tongues Tied/
Am Mild turned Wild/ and with blades I ll’ rip his ‘pregnant wife’s stomach’….so he beholds his ‘Un-born Child’ /
He’s holding ‘Nairabet papers’ just to ‘Predict’ my Next Thoughts/
But he didn’t know I was plotting to ‘Cook a Dick’ in his Mum…the community’s Sex pot/
She’s slutty, dirty and Henceforth/ I won’t f.uck bitches that aint ‘fly’ except p.ussies that ‘roam the Airport’/
Cool 8-|
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:53am On Jul 27, 2014
LooNat11kk: Open Call Out.
Wanted to type 'accept' but my hand dey shake o! cheesy . I no know weather na feveR!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:50am On Jul 27, 2014
JigsawKillah: ermmm sorry oo, no vex
na which school u go?



SAW
Lmao! Weyrey! grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 6:49am On Jul 27, 2014
GIYAZZ: Lol, since Mikuz has decided to go on holidays, hence, bringing an end to our brawl on monday. Airmark should create a Doc for me and Teddybiyasi to battle on Monday by 9PM 16 bars

Tagged ***BRUTAL REMATCH! G'IYAZ vs TEDDYBIYASI!***

Teddy, game?
Another bodybag grin
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 6:43am On Jul 27, 2014
My vote definitely goes against mikuz.

His verse was just too generic and stale for my liking, no sting in it, no fresh ideas, Shiit be boring. Jason Obviously had him owned on this bout so

MFVGT : Fuckyouhard
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 11:53pm On Jul 26, 2014
GIYAZZ: LWKMD! ROTFL! This Coogar get bad mouth o!! gringringringringringrin


And I thought Mikuz is Igbo, "EZEALA" ain't that an Igbo name? How is he connecting to Ijaw?? Lol
u neva sleep? angry
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 11:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
Mikuz, come and answer to the call of life, i can see u peeping .
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 11:48pm On Jul 26, 2014
Lmao@you expect him to say "bracket open & close" in his bars?

Now, this shiit got me cracking!
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 11:29pm On Jul 26, 2014
coogar: and for fùck's sake - bringing fück to an end isn't the same as being caught with adultery. that double entrede makes no sense.
I read that line then in Blaqbonez's voice, I was like

"Bullshit. . .How is he gonna win this, with such OUTRAGEOUS TRASH?/"
Rap BattlesRe: Survival Of The Fittest : Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard by Limerick: 10:51pm On Jul 26, 2014
Krizzkutz: did u jst said u knew it was sleak??
lobatan! Krizzkutz, why evuls? undecided

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