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NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 9:04am On Apr 29, 2015
Stanley4E:
oya join me lets form an opposition

lets overthrow this Administration

Over throw igwe doublezero7 and lolo sleekyonxy

and reshuffle/change the new royal cabinet and contests

in ORUBEBE's voice "we can not continue like this"



we need change
*laughing in spanish*
clears throat..... Erm...erm....erm
Mr Orubebe jnr dis is not the place, time and where to present ur case.
Try to get a lawyer in here and proceed to the court of law..... Dont cum here and try to distrupt dis honourable house...
Be warned
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:57am On Apr 29, 2015
dammyllare:
Lolzzzzzz.....no harm in trying though
High self esteem is really important oooo
If obj believes he is d most handsome man on earth.......then am not of this world oooo grin cheesy
so what is d meaning of dis...
in plain english.... Pls?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:48am On Apr 29, 2015
[quote author=dammyllare post=33225196][/quote]I pray you would be able to finish what you are about to start
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:43am On Apr 29, 2015
dammyllare:
Morning guys I salute u all NYSC wont give us heart attack I guess we that paid d 3k r in between now ooo We cant get our callup in skul n neither is it online for printing Hmmmmmmm This is season film oooooo Btw: whr was I when walexsammy won the most handsome guy on this thread? cc; doubleo7,erisegun,owliver,sparkle,sleek,gracyel.............. Am throwing in another challenge at him oooo Photo contest on this thread ooo
**laughing in spanish** seems someone have some photoshopped pics already
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:40am On Apr 29, 2015
xray2:
Hahah damecute is my darling... She won't friend zone a potential lover grin
we sha see
like i said......... From a distance
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:37am On Apr 29, 2015
salihu2nic:
"Glad to inform u that batch A 2015 has been rescheduled" lol
**shouting angrily**
salihu2nic! salihu2nic! salihu2nic!
How many times did i call you??
Be warned....
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:33am On Apr 29, 2015
**sitting under the mango tree with chewing stick and hot pap**
i will be watching from distance where Xray2 and Damecute would end their matter....
Hope say no be friendzone go end ham?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:29am On Apr 29, 2015
I know say nysc go still chop curse fo der head coz with this huge anticipation of call up letter wey dey air soo, make d letter con cum out and make person con dey stream2 again..... Chai
pple go vex ehn..... But the most interesting part go be say...... Aint nothing U can do abt it. Na yeye vex
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 6:47am On Apr 29, 2015
Gud morning peepz

NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 8:21pm On Apr 28, 2015
xray2:
Lol dude, fucck outta this thread already. Go shoot your movies
you dey reply person wey no know the meaning of nysc..
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 7:54pm On Apr 28, 2015
DebbieISP:
Ouch! embarassed See ela oju meji for me...*CriesOutLoud*
just kidding..... Am a gentleman
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
DebbieISP:
I like the attention grin
I'm also waiting for yours o wink
Stop waiting....... Do something meaningful with ya time.......... Else, u gonna Wait till eternity. I have my REPUTATION here to protect
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2015
xray2:
Lmao you dey form boss abi
haba... Noooooo but you pple are giving her too much attention...
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 3:54pm On Apr 28, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
and i practice kung fu (whu su) , taekwondo (Nuga games bronze medalist) ,a bit of boxing ,krav maga + a military background .
i am no easy meat
but you be my senior since i neva get black belt yet cheesy
sojas:
Don't mind all dis small small boyz in diz rum. Dey knw nufin, I'll show u d future if u stop listening 2dem cos I'hv it in me. See lenme telz u, as an award winner of Best Observer in dis thlead, I've bn observin u tey tey, bably, jst simile 4me n I'll tek u 2 paladize cool
xray2:
You don't have to talk baby.. You ain't see nothing
sojas:
Don't mind all dis small small boyz in diz rum. Dey knw nufin, I'll show u d future if u stop listening 2dem cos I'hv it in me. See lenme telz u, as an award winner of Best Observer in dis thlead, I've bn observin u tey tey, bably, jst simile 4me n I'll tek u 2 paladize cool
see all of una because of woman..... Chaiii
but as the award winning **BEST TOASTER** in dis thread... I would like to say you GUYz are still trying sha
keep it up
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:42am On Apr 28, 2015
QuartzMil:
little things like this are the reasons our country is not progressing as she should, when you can't even trust the programme and timetable of a whole national body, is that not a shame? !
My bro.... I tire oooo. Dont they know some pple would still need to plan for der journey
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:40am On Apr 28, 2015
Happy buffday Kingphilip and Misspetit... Wishes u all the good tinz your heart desire
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by limpopo: 11:10am On Apr 28, 2015
facebookgroup:
Goodmorning as episode 5 don win we thank Jah... to those that i posted the game for yest pls do the needful so that episode 6 can commence , cuz out of moore than 40pple, only 5 or so has sent my 30%.. i knw its because it was late last night but pls do the needful so we can continue....
here is my mail bro...... Holaryehmi@gmail.com
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
xray2:
I don free am jare
beta..... he dont worth the time
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 10:58pm On Apr 27, 2015
xray2:
No be bragging right matter be this... You just should stop meddling with people's minds and emotions...btw I saw it all how you claimed foreign students are getting theirs .. No come dey try twist the whole plot playing me as a villain
so U still dey reply dat mumu guy?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:29am On Apr 27, 2015
erisegun:
I dey tell u* see am dem dey wait lyk say na 2day Jesus dey cum*
i tire oooo. Wetin dis nysc go cause sef... I hope say dem go fit handle ham ooo
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:12am On Apr 27, 2015
O boi..... See pple viewing dis thread...
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:04am On Apr 27, 2015
Gud morning my e-people....
Firstly, i would like to thank the pple dat nominated me in the category of *Best Toaster* unopposedly...
I would also like to thank all the people dat participated and voted/ didnt vote for me in the concluded election....
**entering emotional mode**
i never knew ma actions were being watched and monitored by the ever noticing crowd... I was only behaving best to ma knowledge.... And i will like to say dat I accept dis award with all ma heart.....
Thank You Thank You Thank You


Lest i forget.... Though i won the award of *Best toaster*.... Am still single oooo.... Thanks
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 6:39pm On Apr 26, 2015
Gracyel:
Pinkiepetitee, Doublezero7 and Limpopo You guys should just ignore the drunkard that has been ranting here since yesterday. Or do you reply an in.sane fellow on the streets??... Just ignore him, he's just enjoying d attention you pple are giving him.



Meanwhile, the vote continues cool
i don ignore the fool like dat jare
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 5:58pm On Apr 26, 2015
Samyj247:
na who con gv u monitor na. Guy go sit down for shit. Hop say ur sister no de go camp cus i go start wt her even though i no say she get aids
its has been Officially confirmed.... U'RE SICK UPSTAIRS seriously...
Omo atoko wa ba ile je
omo aije obe ri ti n ja epo saya
se omo re abi nkan obe.
Atleast opportunities and different varieties dey heaven for u. Abt 70 virgins for u alone... Just go hug transformer or chop acid or ask ur brothers in crime (Boko H)....then they are all urs....
Stupidity at the highest order
*smh*
misplaced priorities
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:58pm On Apr 26, 2015
ismhab:
This fraud Mr. Jega, we have lost confidence in u, go to ur office jega.
**clears throat**
Mr Orubebe jnr..... Can u pls shut the hell up... Thought we were supposed to have uniformed officers at the polling booth coz i dont know what some underage children are looking for here...ehn
**remove slipper and chases him away**
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
jonatex4u:
I trust to fulfil all but one of your pledge.. "divrigin of 13 virgin girls isnt obtainable" cause there re no virgin girls in camp!. girls no vex oh am just being #real lipsrsealed
**knocks his head**
Birds of a feather abii na the same feather dem dey call ham sef... And if u look them well well, na der type no sabi strike up conversatn not to talk of make them folo girl talk.. Der heart go dey der mouth. Introverts
no let me start with una two today ooo
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:43pm On Apr 26, 2015
Kingemmy01:
Best grammar of the thread
Electronzeez

Most derogatory comment of the thread.
Babs01.

Best king
Doublezero7.

Best queen
Sleekyonyx

The best comedian/ entertainer
Owliver.

The best E-single( Male)
Noordean

The Best E-single female
Harleybee

The best photo poster
Erisegun.


Most Handsome
Doublezero7.

Most beautiful
Gracyel.

Most active
Kingphilip.

Funniest person
Babatawa.

Most jovial
GRACYEL

Best e-couple
Electronzeez / chidexsmokey

Best male observer
Mrpero. 2

Best female observer
Xone3.

AWARD TITTLE NUMBER OF NOMINATIONS
MOST LAND ACQUIRER ON SPECIAL PAGES
KINGPHILIP

MOST FLIRTATOUS
KINGPHILIP

MOST TROUBLESOME
KINGPHILIP

MOST SILLY
BABS01

THE BEST POET
Emmaczee

MOST CONTROVERSIAL
Babs01 -

MOST INFLUENTIAL
Electronzeez - 1

MOST INFORMATIVE PERSONALITY
Sodiqyinka

MOST RESERVED MALE CATEGORY
Noordean

MOST RESERVED FEMALE CATEGORY
Damiesan

BEST TOASTER.
Limpopo

Cc: Electronzeez, MsJaney, KingPhillip, Gracyel

I don cast my vote.
So help me God.
Na change we want
Gracias
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:40pm On Apr 26, 2015
Samyj247:
MY PLEDGE
I pledge to enter camp with 4 packet of condom
I pledge to disvirgin atlist 13 girls in camp
I pledge to increase d wideness of the hole of
atlist 30 girls in camp
I pledge to fundle atlist 50 boobs so as to
increase d size of the boobs in camp So help me soldiers.
Guy..... After u don open one thread because of dis ur silly post eh.... U con still carry ur two left legs con here, con post..... Abeg if virgins dey sweet you to disvirgin, then go carry bomb na. Atleast 70 virgins go dey wait for you for heaven... No con here to put sand sand for own garri oooo.
There is voting in the air and we want utmost silence in there pls.
**looking around**
hope i talk am well??
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 4:33pm On Apr 26, 2015
chidexSmokey:
We'd prefer to adopt you grin
at least u go sha breatfeed ur baby whether adopted or not
BusinessRe: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by limpopo: 3:24pm On Apr 26, 2015
tonyx4x44:
your maths no be here o!!!
wetin do my math oo?
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 3:18pm On Apr 26, 2015
The number of pple viewing this thread nawa ooo.... Too much
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 3:13pm On Apr 26, 2015
Gracyel:
THE BEST POET
Doublezero7 - 1
Ahmed4002 - 3
Sofdoc - 2
Emmaczee - 3

MOST CONTROVERSIAL
Kingphilip - 2
Babs01 - 1

MOST INFLUENTIAL
Doublezero7 - 1
Electronzeez - 1
Sofdoc - 1

MOST INFORMATIVE PERSONALITY
Sodiqyinka - 1

MOST RESERVED MALE CATEGORY
Mayorsweet - 1
Sheyman4phy - 1
Noordean - 3

MOST RESERVED FEMALE CATEGORY
Damiesan - 1
ChidexSmokey - 1


BEST TOASTER.
Limpopo-1
hmmmm

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