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Ahmed4002:
Best grammar of the thread - Electronzeez
Most derogatory comment of the thread- jonzingmaster
Best king - doublezero7
Best queen- sleekyonyx
The best comedian/ entertainer - kingphilip
The best E-single( Male)- nigerdeltaboi
The best photo poster- erisegun

admin gracyel
The best poet- Ahmed4002
most controversial- kingphilip
most influential- sofdoc
most informative personality- sodiqyinka
most reserved mane and female category- Ahmed4002 and leemah4u
best toaster- limpopo

haaaa.... Dis pple don kill me oooo
pls i dont have the time and luxury to type dis much bt i go with dis paticular list....
Pls dis is my vote... Every single person mentioned in each categories here are who i vote for.
Tanx

lordthree:
anytime me and my girlfriend quarrel na that day i dey get greens pass anything...

abeg shey u go give me ur girlfriend number.... Me sef wan follow her fight.
Abeg

lordfalcao:
abi, but 1000 for odd 1.10 for one month will mk howmuch?

1.10 *1000 = 110
30days *110 = 3300naira

bimofalad:
Hello batch A prospects, I'm a batch C corp member serving in benue state (Makurdi)... incase u get ur call up letter tomorrow and see 'BN' benue state, just contact me

Note: Prepare for the best and Expect the Worst.

as everytin wey u talk sweet reach, na wetin u use end ham be wahala... Expect the worst ke
**crying without seeing callup letter yet**

**looking around**
Who go nominate me for best e-single (male)

joyjoomla:
Am a male ooo. Me just love women n tins dt concerns them nii. U folks r Queens n una need good attention, one just have to support u anyway to make u look n be ur best.I like doing dt a lot.

O boi.... See scope

Morning peepz..... Its being a long time i came in here. Hope av not missed much sha?

Gracyel:
Are you sure about that? Kwara state is the worst state a corper can be posted to o.

yeeeeeparipa..... I don enter one chance ooo...
**kneels down, prays to God with tears**

femolala001:
Abeg! Who design this pishure?

saw it somewhere....
If i may ask.. WHY

Kwara camp straightttt

tolustx:
E.g. I can fly in my dream. I can punch u and go free. And again, I can avert an impending danger in my dream. With my dream, I can achieve a high level of greatness.
So, I love to dream

hmmmm.. Joseph Alala

Simonagbons:
CHAI JUST IMAGINE


FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CON APPROVE AM

SAY FROM THIS BATCH


FEMALE CORPERS IN STREAM A AND MALE CORPERS IN

STREAM B






AS CAMP GO BE

God forbid bad thing...
Abeg, no con start dat one ooo

spartoo:
dat limpopo guy. .him way no pure

**standing akimbo**
Abeg... Which of my way no pure ooo

spartoo:
dat limpopo guy. .him way no pure

Abeg... Which of my way no pure ooo

erisegun:
president, VP,GS,AGS,welfare director1 &2,S.Dir, *make others sef contribute

Oya limpopo,talk ur own*

i think we need to first setup Electoral Committee.
Na dat committee go lay the rules and regulations and guidelines

kingphilip:
u de fear am ni

I de gidigba for ur back

who go fear am?
Lai lai i no fit

spartoo:
SCAM ALERT

**looking right, left, central, up. Down**
Dont shout.. Lower ur voice na between me and u nah
how much u wan pay last last

spartoo:
hw much last?

#4990.....na because say na you ooo. Na fixed charge be dat

spartoo:
write it in braile

hire a translator...
I get one person sha.. Na 5k per alphabet

PervyByNature:
What letter in d word 'pro' dont u guys understand?? nd why d sudden criticisms of guys with extra tools? is it now a general belief that we depend on our dck size 2 satisfy a lady rather than fulfil her most burning fantasies?? take it or leave it man, a romance guru with a big tool is worth 10million romance guru's with baby dcks. nuffsaid.

well... Everyone has a right to their own opinion sha...
****Case Closed***
*abeg pass me that arwin*

PervyByNature:
a "pro" with a big dck is what i posted. im actually speakin frm experience nd trust me, you females tend to testify alot after few rounds with a gud dck. from what i gathered, its actually about d sweetness of d corck but d vibrating thighs is mainly becos d sweet dck is large too

bro.... Let me agree to disagree with ur idea of the large dick....
I have had like 2 experiences with dis body shaking tinz.... And i would like to say it also depend on the girl's mood and the guy's expertise not neccessary the dck.
am not that large but atleast am average and when having fun, na how to please d ladies always dey ma mind rather than just hammering hard like He goat.... Different gals with diff body structures and weak points....
You av to study it and harness it.

spartoo:
no comprehende

o wa ku si owo e nigba yen ooo
i don try ma best

spartoo:
na wen u see babe u rememba say na ib u base

i sabi my ib goons for here....
But When u see a new face, there is no harm in trying to welcome d person and show them around the house and also getting to know them a little bit beta
Comprehende

sexyseun:
Its not really about a Big Dck at all, infact it has nothing to do with size, i have been with guys with huge D and they completely dont know how to use it other than thrusting so hard, back and forth etc, just like i said, some guys just know how to make a girl reach orgasm without stress, it takes more than a Big Dck to satisfy a girl o! African males are known to have the biggest Dck in the world, yet there is high infidelity in this part of the continent.

i said it once and am gonna say it again...... I like ur post... Seriously
but dis one wey u dey talk tactical movement so..... Shey u go fit explain?

iskuburi407:
Listening; so far gone. Some kind of trouble- James blunt

seems like you have a good taste of music..... I love James Blunt like mad

Phummiegold:
ib.

my fellow ib pple..... Welcome to dis great house.
Where be ur own side for ib oo?

kingphilip:
Bright Bright na u


No vex now me no know say na fine girl lik u de talk

so dat bright na woman sef.....
Dat her slang dey piss person off...
Dat silly "shoro niyen" on virtually all thread on nairaland.
**hisses**
**shoro niyen Crooner**
**winks**

bright007:
quit stalking me......

In your dreams abii

kingphilip:
na true o


Just bring suggestions we go stamp am

Me ke!!!
Suggestions!!
Noooo!!
For where my oga dem dey!

bright007:
shoro niyen?

Guy, wetin be ur problem?
be like say u just hear dis ur slang. Being noticing u since....
Abii na must to comment ni

kingphilip:
Joyjoomla u r a disgrace to d brotherhood

Erisegun come see what dis guy is doing
Doublezero7 this guy needs suspension

we suppose do election for here sef..... Abii how u take see ham. Make we nominate and vote special pple for special duties

kingphilip:
sure I want dear


Crosses legs orders for a carton of arwins from sofdoc while I listen to the tale

abeg no forget me for ur kingdom ooo when you finally buy the arwin..... Sofdoc don use ham taste my mouth