₦airaland Forum

sofdoc:
Ur request?!

Pls wat z ur request again?!!

I'm really high on arwin!!!

haha.... Dont do like this nah
abt my e bride

sparkleRed:
Erisegun don't be stingy, share eee....limpopo no worry I'm go give u

he don give me small sha..... But i wont mind if u wan add join... And lest i forget... I need chilled orijin join

erisegun:
keep am till wen chelsea vs Manutd match start*u go juz dey use am sama body as d match dey go*hw u reason am?

okay sha... Dat one sef dey.

erisegun:
my frnd! Cool down4 Jesus jare* I bin go buy anoda one4 u cos d one wey I wan chop no go reach 2of us*

*hands him his plate filled wit ewa agonyi*oya take

after i don chop akara elepo with garri ijebu finish with chilled water finish...... Tanx sha

sofdoc:
Wah does this mean?!

That we r poor people?!!

Pls explain!!!

Noooooo........ Dont misquote me.... I just thought that since pple no carry car cum, make me sef no carry. Make e no con be like say i con dey show..
Pls process my request..

sofdoc:
Wash ur footwagon 4 outside first!

Dey quick o!!

I'm high on arwin right now!!!

*rushes to river niger to get water*
i don wash ham finish..... Oya con open

kingphilip:
the energy wey u sap so the ewa agonyi given won't replace it o

he never give me sef

kingphilip:
u go old o if u de wait for am

No b erisegun wey I know

Him with sparkleRed na same thing wen it comes to ewa agonyi o

i don give ham plate since ooooo. He never return ham...
IMAGINE!!!
I don salivate tire.

erisegun:
hmmm....guy u get mouth die*

na true.... I dont lie dat much.

sofdoc:
Ofcus!

*Pours him a handful*

*knocking door and peeping inside through the door key hole*
abeg open make i con join u guyz before u chop ham finish...

sofdoc:
Oh, I'm sorry, we do not accept footwagoners at this tym...pls check back soon

i said i used footwagon FOR NOW... Dat dont mean i dont av cars at home. I just prefer not to carry ham cum nairaland make i no con dey intimidate pple for here...

erisegun:
which area 4 ibadan u dey stay?

iwo road area.... Shey na ib u sef dey stay ni?

sofdoc:
Yes...I've seen u!

Drop ur CV: Name, sch of grad, course, state u wanna serve, colour and model of car, car u wanna buy next, account balance!!

Please be quick!!!

holaryehmii, omo setan omo gbeja.... Omo ekun
futa graduate
industrial design dept (ceramics)
osun state
am using footwagon for now, but my next car is gonna be RangeRover sport 16 (customized)
actually i like to keep my financial report private

sofdoc:
Another e single lady?!

Whr r all d e single goons @?

here sir

erisegun:
calm down guy! D beans nur dey run nah*collects d plate,

no blame me ooo. To get dat kain beans for ibadan here na war.

erisegun:
*correct*oya bring plate mak i giv u small ewa

**running as if i wan win 100m against usain bolt**
na the plate be dis
**breathing heavily**

erisegun:
*collects d bread 4rm him*na hw much bread b dis?

na #100 own
**peeping into the bowl of ewa agonyi**

erisegun:
Abeg, na who c oni bread. I just buy ewa agonyi

bro na the oni bread be dis
***extends right hand to give bread and left hand to beg for small ewa agonyi**

stevedestiny:
hello guyz pls i got a message from nysc saying "upload degree certificate"... but i already did, what should i do coz i already have my call up number and green card.

wahala dey oooo... Wetin person no go see and hear for here sef.... Wetin dey do NYSC sef, na by force to do online registration ni.... Upto their #19800.... The tin sef don dey tire person sef
**hisses**

Chinks:
Atlast! i collected my letter of identification today in school (FUTA). Everything needed for a successful journey is intact.

greatest futarian!!!
Abeg what do i need to collect the letter of identification... And i never get the jamb admission letter sef....
Drop me ur number if u can

joyjoomla:
This guy not hear word. Bta we put him under arrest.

**looking around with anawo and bante**
where dem dey? Maybe na today their head go gain independence from their neck...

joyjoomla:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
The government of this land has resolved to place an indefinite embargo on LIMPOPO owing to his illegal hunting activities and his defiance and irecalcitrant
behavior whn approach by the agents of the ministry for e-boo hunting led by the chairman of the agency prof Erisegun (Bsc, NL, PDS, UABS), and the agency special assistant Mrs Elenumujabelo Leemah4u.
He is therefore excommunicated and whoever sees him hunting around the estate is bound to report to the nearest polis station.

Signed:
Joyjoomla
Secretary to Ministry of e-boo hunting.

you will hear from my lawyer very soon. Coz i cant be bullied with ur big grammars...
BTW... Hope fine gals dey ur ministry sha, make e no turn out say na untop UGLY gals i dey fight on top coz i go win the case

joyjoomla:
Na when u bcome e-hunter.
Erisegun, kingphilip......is d guy a certified e-gals' e-hunter?

no carry that one cum oooo..... Wetin be e-hunter certified again... No think say you fit open office for ma head ooo

**looking around**
Any spare e-gal for me too.... Its lonely here jor.

Gud morning pple

godoluwa:
lolz. am nt bragging, if u r able to grab just 20% of d system am using presently, it will change ur betting story for the best. not everybody can sit down & find solution to their problem & if at all u explain something to them, they will misuse it. av quit real game bt plays only virtual. i dnt need u to believe or ask me questions. i just dislike seeing lamentations from punters. i run 3different sportbet shop & my clients lamentations makes me laugh & sad at times to d extent dat i felt like closing d shop coz my major profession iz ICT. I cant close d shops coz if i do, there r thousands sportbet shop out there. let those who av `eyes' listens

bro..... Pls can u let me in with ur virtual secret... Pls. Being waiting for this

coolest01:
hey man, I was only joking... C'mon, don't be a sisi

no mind me jare... Na Alabi wan cause ham.
**extends hand for handshake**

coolest01:
you off images for your browser or are u browsing with 3310?

easy posenoker..... I post dat before he uploaded the image.. Try and pretend to behave like a gentleman even if u are not one when replying pple

kaya09:
Cautious pick has landed for today. Viewers discretion adviced. Money staked at owners risk. Stake more than 400 at your own peril. Goodluck.

some of us are using nokia asha.... We cant see the pic...

kaya09:
Cautious pick has landed for today. Viewers discretion adviced. Money staked at owners risk. Stake more than 400 at your own peril. Goodluck.

where is it?

doublezero7:
Dis 1 wey NYSC no wan release our call up letter sef ...no be we get our letter!

bruv...... I tire ooo. This few days con be like month for person eye sef

Notification to prospective Corps Members on their mobilization status 13th - 14th April, 2015 ...... na so e dey for nysc website oooo. as anyone seen their notification yet