₦airaland Forum

Magic Bishop: You are a f00l.

You have a state government and LG which draw monthly allocations from the federal purse which is largely based on income from oil proceeds which the FG uses it's share to pay the Military and paramilitary outfits, maintain Foreign presence, sustain a civil service that is bigger than all the state civil services combined, carry out infrastructural projects Nationwide, pay for your representatives and Senators in the National Assembly and a myriad of functions including paying to subsidize your fuel daily consumption, etc.

Go and ask your governors and LG Chairmen what they are doing with their allocations. That is when your mumuism will stop.

On Israel trip; It is obvious that it is Muslims like you who have no fundamental grasp of how the Israelis have contributed immensely in intelligence gathering in our current fight against Muslim fanatics. But it is more than that; after all the position of Arab Muslims have automatically been adopted as your stance. Arab foreign policy positions are automatically yours. This is the first President to visit Israel and not Saudi Arabia and it sent a message straight through that your thick skull that you keep banging 5 times a dead on the ground when worshiping your satanic god facing that ancient relic to paganism that "levels don change".

On Stella, you are like an irate and hungry mob on the streets of Lagos who will vent their frustrations and channel their anger by jungle justice.
After all, she fits the bill; Stella being a woman in power is not what you are used to, she is also rich, educated, self confident, not a muslim in a hijab and to make matters worse an Igbo.

The issue here is that El Rufai took a meme of GEJ praying on his knees that made a caricature of his governance and posted it on his twitter account.

Only God knows what will happen if a such a meme was adopted using any of the incompetent northern governors while praying in a mosque. My guess is that there would have been wild spread violence and mayhem.

Lovely post from an enlightened fellow. There are just few of you on nairaland nowadays.

Who is solar eclipse?

my dear, all churches record their tithes here in Nigeria. some give u a unique number identification, some would give u a tithe card. whichever way they all register their members tithes and use for important decisions. now the practice didn't start today. remember in the parable of good Samaritan, a priest ignored that dying man cos his name was not in their tithe record books. I don't know if the practice is right, and honestly I don't care to know because I can't convince my church to stop doing it and neither can u.

cjotech: Its better to pray God to bless u wit enough money buy dis piece of technology than to just hating

GBAM!!!

I'm surprised that there are people here who didn't know there are so many alternatives to dstv in Nigeria. I have been using metro digital for three years and I watch all stations I could ever dream of watching on it. This includes la liga, epl, Italian league, French league etc. in fact all major sport shows including grand slams and ATP tours( if you love sports, go for metro or ctl). How about the news stations-CNN,bbc, aljazeera, etc.. then the national geograhics, animal planet, discovery channels(all these for N3500)... then the movie channels-mbc2, mbc4, osn, and so many of them.
After all these, I decided to buy a dstv decoder just two months ago for no reason at all(maybe to do big boy). I must confess the picture quality is superb. But I subscribed for family(because it falls in the price range I pay for metro). I ended up having only CNN and NTA as my favorite stations. All I could see was that other interesting channels were either scrambled or unavailable. Upon enquiries, I found out that those stations I was enjoying in metro for N3500(including ordinary BBc) I can only get them in dstv for 11k. Now I'm looking for a buyer(dstv decoder and every accessories) but people are pricing it 8k for a cable I bought for 30k and have lasted for less than 3 months...sobs

InvertedHammer: Now you are talking. Don't let people like ozo emeka talk you out of pursuing better life for yourself. Remember in life there are 2 categories of people: People who see a cup of water as half-empty and others that see it as half-full. Be optimistic.

USA is the shiznit! Simple as that. With USA passport you don't need visa to most countries of the world. Try beating that. I was in Guangzhou
last year. While most Nigerian business men were having their passports scrutinized by the hotel they intended to lodge in, I breezed in like
a royalty with my USA passport without any delay. Other countries that matter respect USA. And you want to listen to ozo emeka? Laughs.
Heck if any country wahala me, I will run to the nearest USA embassy and will be offered full protection. Try running to Nigeria Embassy anywhere.

Two days ago, I flew back into Cali from Houston where I went to chill for a week to relieve stress.

Last night I left Grand Havana in Beverly Hills, drove through 101 FRWY heading south and drove past downtown Los Angeles.
Boy or boy. This is the place to be my brother.

I get paid bi-weekly and have never had to deal with salary in arrears. Government in Nigeria sometimes owe more than 2 months salaries in arrears. How can one plan his/her life around that shenanigan?

The funny thing is that no matter how busy things get in USA, I enjoy it. It beats being idle. I guess that explains why I get bored after 1 week in Nigeria. If you drive through Central District Abuja at night,it has that eerie feelings to it. No night life. NEPA does not help matter either. I chill at Transcorp most of the time and go to Cubana, Central Park or few other places in FCT to wind down. It gets old after few days. Now throw the fear of Boko in the midst, you have boredom waiting to happen.

Lagos is a no go area. Too dirty and noisy. I pretty much stay in doors in that city because if you don't jam trouble, trouble will jam you.

My brother,come "away" to broaden your horizon. After all na our people talk am say "waka waka na im sabi pass gray hair". The exposure is unquantifiable.

My brother, YOU ARE A BIG BOY. I thank God for your life.

In no particular order
Muskeeto( seems like he's been banned)
Naptu
Logicboy( I want to meet all these atheists)
Ogugua88(pretty gal)
Sexkillz(to jail him and take over ogugua88)
Okija juju

In no particular order
Muskeeto( seems like he's been banned)
Naptu
Logicboy( I want to meet all these atheists)
Ogugua88(pretty gal)
Sexkillz(to jail him and take over ogugua88)

ogbronx: valueless thread for mediocre pple. mstchew!

Eh yaa. Because nobody mentioned your name

Try as hard as you can but RELIGION WILL NEVER CEASE TO EXIST.....fact
So u guys should channel your energy to making religious people tolerant. I'm off to church..

The most complete player in the world is STEVEN GERARD

What's the need for traditional marriage when you don't want to do it in your village. Simply ignore it and proceed to the white wedding. If u must do traditional, it has to be in the village.

Anyway there might be some few cases which the umunna has to approve.

kinxlee: Just as it was in FIFA13, Nigeria is missing from national teams in FIFA14 despite winning AFCON, another notable omission is japan, what could possibly have gone wrong? Is it because Nigeria still does not have a starting 11 yet(building process) or is it our woefull performance in the past years that is still keeping us away from it?

The FIFA13 I have on my ipad has Nigerian team in it.

attention seeker! this girl has dragged everyone to view her profile. smart moves anyway. she knows she's pretty.

Logicboy03: Become an atheist and you'd have no problem

Religion is a waste of time. It is better for me to feed poor people under the bridge than listen to a pastor or priest.

Are u looking for new converts?

yuiop: Two of my friends just went for access bank 3rd stage interview and they were ask just two questions:
1. Tell me about urself.
2. Why did u study ur course.

Then they told them deir requirement into training schul dat each one of ma friends shuld bring 10 accts of 300k=3million. OR 1 fixed deposit acct of 6million which d person will not touch for 180DAYS and dat d deadline is 2WEEKS.

I want Job seekers to please comment. Pls dis happened recently(August interview 2013).

IS IT RIGHT? Or IS IT SLAVERY?

The answer to both questions is YES
IS IT RIGHT=YES
IS IT SLAVERY=YES

frank3.16:
Why do i have t'he feeling that God is
 juat watching everyone, siping juice eating popcorn and laughing his ass offf at our stupidity

Lol! Sometimes I imagine that too. Probably enjoying his creation just as car manufactures enjoy watching their cars ride

Oh yeah! So many religions, so many doctrines. Everyone believes his own is the only true religion. Just in Christianity alone, I heard we have over 45000 doctrines. The funny part is this: Catholics believe the Protestants are on the Wrong path. The Protestants believe the Catholics are not true Christians. The Muslims are not left out. As they stick to Islam as the only true revealed religion. Same thing goes on with every other religion in the world including Buddhism and Judaism.
My major concern here is this: in all these religions, there are tenets, principles, and laws you are meant to abide. So many Christians are ready to defend and fight for the doctrine they believe in whether on the streets or in the Internet. Yet most of them live in sin.. They consistently fail to turn the other cheek when offended as Jesus commanded. I know so many Muslims that steal, accept bribe, lie, fornicate as against the teachings of the prophet. But we are very quick to quote the Quran and the Bible on nairaland but fail to heed to the teachings of your religion.
Right now, I'm not interested in proving which of the religions is right. Just like everybody claims his own is perfect and real.
My question is just simple: if God decides to judge you by that religion which you believe is the right one, will you be safe or damned

Guys pls I need your help once more. Activated the airtel bis on my android and is working perfectly. Now I removed the sim and inserted it on my ipad and it has refused to work. What do I do for the sim to work on the iPad?

Hahahaha! No wonder their network just got better. Obviously this is the number of subscribers they can really manage well.
But I seriously doubt this info. Nobody get time for that their port port

cogitoErgo: Im posting with my 4GB airtel bis now, wich still remains 3GB+

What's the code for the 4 gb and how much is it?

In GEJ's words, 'Boko haram will end one day'. Their stupidity now knows no bounds and with time there will be division in their camp(boko haram camp), and they will start killing themselves.

Afam4eva: Why not get yourself a 2GB for 1500 Naira. What device do you use in browsing?

Afam pls more info on that 2gb plan. I use a techno android. how can I get the 2gb plan for 1500 and on which network. thanks in anticipation of your response

PortHarcourtBoy: This is the problem with Nigerians...

Passing judgments without hearing from both parties...

She never mentioned unprovoked attacks like slaps, breaking my shoulder twice as well as bruising my hand on the rough wall and most recently, breaking my tablet...

I need clarity from her on assistance in Uni days...for crying out loud was I a hungry student even with a ride on Campus and a comfortable off-k apartment?

I have told her if she wishes to leave, she can get the hell out...women borku left, right and centre, no time...she cannot cook, she cannot do anything, such a lazy azz, no african man wants a lazy azz, she can leave if she so wishes instead of killing me...and for the period she's still around, she should stay off my phones...why should I be asleep and she's busy searching my phones, even when she chats with guys, etc, I keep deaf ears...



My 2 cents...

Don't understand. Are u the husband? I mean- are u the wife beater she's talking about?

Koolwilly: Hey dude get facts right before hitting the reply button.
Who told you apple runs on android?
Who told you the Blackberry Market base is increasing?
How many people in America and Europe uses the Blackbery?
Have you asked why they want BBM to be made available to IOS and Android at the end of the summer?
My BB resting under my pillow. I'm enjoying my iPhone. A world of endless possibilities.

hey man u don't need to respond to someone that doesn't know the Os of bb. did he say that bb operating system is called RIM? just can't stop laughing at the moment.

dayokanu: [img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1203724_northern_gov_1_jpg985b1f54ac220c257033f3c0ba741674[/img]

You hypocrite! Where did u get this picture from? You and I know that the environment where this SUV is parked is NOT portharourt int'l airport.

Na today! Nigerians I know are not ready for any revolution even in 50 years to come. People here comparing us with the Arabs fail to realize that we Nigerians are cowards. Nobody is willing to die for his cause. We don't have the same mentality, oneness, and love like the Arabs. A good example is what happened during the subsidy crisis. Why Lagos was busy doing occupy Nigeria, portharourt guys were just enjoying themselves because of the long break from work. Even the lagosians that did occupy Nigeria also showed how much of a coward they were when everybody hid in their houses as GEJ deployed soldiers to Lagos. I would be very sincere here- any call for revolution, I will gladly join in the protests. But not in the streets with placards. I will be doing my own revolution in my sitting room with my eyes glued to channels television while also doing "first to comment" on every threads opened on nairaland at the time.

Ghostface_killa: Actually nothing happens IN JESUS NAME as well......smh

well you are wrong! a lot happens in that name. I've been healed of a waist pain that lasted for about six months just by the mention of that name. demons and Satan run and scream at the mention of that name. I've seen the dead brought back to life at the mention of that name. Ive seen a lot of healings and miracles in that mighty name JESUS