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RomanceRe: Need A Sagittarius Female Freind by Lindalilian: 8:23pm On Oct 22, 2020
NobleAngell:
I'm taurus. Can you tell me about the sign?
I'm a taurus too.

the BULL
RomanceMy Campus Life by Lindalilian(op): 4:02pm On Oct 08, 2020
THE BEGINNING
My name’s Trish. Tricia Parker if we’re making counts. My parents are Mr. and Mrs. Parker, the honorable owners of Gravantees Ville. Like I actually care. Dad and mum were really harsh on me on the course of growing up since I was their only child and they were too scared of letting me out. So technically, I was never really allowed to explore the world like the rest of the people. Hah! It didn’t matter anyway cause I still had my ways of going against their bullshit rules without them actually knowing. Yeah yeah! Call it whatever but I’m a bad ass…And also crazy in a way. Haha! Just kidding! So where were we? Yes! So I had gained admission into this popular uni at the far side of Mitzchburg town where James resided. James was my best friend. Such sweet lad he was. We’ve been best friends right from kindergarten and ever since then, we’ve been partner in crimes. You know what I mean. Wink! I never really had a boyfriend. I don’t really fancy guys much but when it came to James, it was different. Damn! He was literally good at everything and all I could yearn for, was to have him all to myself without those wacky-ass b*tches crowding all around him. Anyway, sit tight people. This is all about me.

MY CAMPUS LIFE – Episode 1


“Tricia, hurry up. Today’s a big day for all of us” my mum called out from the downstairs.



Hhh!That’ll be my mother.Did I mention that she was the paranoid one?Hmm,I must have left that out.Sorry!

“Errgh!So annoying”I muttered under breath.

“Coming mother.I’m almost done”I yelled out tieing up my blue laced sneakers.



“Tricia,come on downstairs honey.It’s past 7 already”my dad called out too.



“Seriously!Why can’t they just stop yanking?It’s not like I’m getting married or anything”I muttered to myself rushing downstairs.



“Oh…There you are my sweet pea!Mm,my you look gorgeous”she said hugging me.

I know!I get that a lot.I was an average teen with really huge sized b*obs and a smashing hot looking booty that shook left and right whenever I moved and I guess that’s why boys never failed to admire me whenever I walked passed them.Haha!One perks of being adorable.



“Aww…Thanks mum”I said to her taking my box from Josie,our maid.

Hhh!I so hated her.She was so perky and all and I hated the fact that we were of the same age.But no matter,I’m much prettier.Wink!



“So sweedy,hope you packed up everything?You don’t wanna leave anything behind” my mum called out to me.



“Yeah. Let’s go!”



“Aww…Not so fast baby! I’m really going to miss you” she said hugging me.



Blurf!Such drama. What am I?A kid? Gosh! My mum can be annoying at times



“Mum, quit it please. I’m not a baby ok?” I said pretending to smile.



“Hah, oh you! Take care of yourself okay and don’t you forget those advice your dad and I I’ve been giving you alright? Mama loves you very much” she said wiping the tears off her eyes.



“God! I can’t believe I’m stuck with this kind of parents. Imagine, she’s crying over me cause I’m going to college? Parents can be really dramatic at times” I said in my mind

“I love you more mum. Bye now!” I said to her wiggling off from her hands

Dad c’mon, let’s go” I said getting into the car before my crazy mum started acting out again. She’s so annoying…..


EPISODE 2: https://bazeinfo.com/my-campus-life-episode-2/

Politics“next Time Take A Loan From A Brain Bank”- Dino Melaye Blasts Roman Goddess by Lindalilian(op): 3:05pm On Oct 08, 2020
Former senator Dino Melaye, has accepted the apology from Instagram model, Roman Goddess, over the controversial hotel video she posted last weekend.

Recall that Roman Goddess had taken to social media to share a viral videos of her visit to Dino Melaye’s hotel room.

In her post, she described Reno as her “uncle and daddy” in a hotel. Following the controversy on the video, Roman Goddess took to her Instagram page on Wednesday, October 7, to apologize to the former lawmaker.

She also stated that she wasn’t trying to jeopardize his image as a public figure but that she looked up to him.

She added that his a role model to zags contry and that she sees him as a mentor and a would be uncle.

This morning, Dino accepted her apology while advising her to ”take a loan from brain bank”

https://bazeinfo.com/next-time-take-a-loan-from-a-brain-bank-dino-melaye-blasts-roman-goddess-as-he-accepts-her-apology/

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Broken Someone's Heart Before? by Lindalilian: 9:23am On Jul 01, 2020
humilitypays:
Any guy above 18yrs that said his heart was broken is a big fat liar!! Guys don't get heart broken, very rare......they only get magard as in he spent a lot and couldn't get to the girl's Jerusalem, that is the only time a guy feels hurt and it doesn't last beyond a day......most guys that claim heartbroken are only crying that they couldn't see the girl's skirt shocked cheesy



Ladies don't be deceived, majority of men don't ever fall in love till they die, even their wife they claim they love, na lie.....its all for kids and to have a family......their love is in their dicks and their first love is their mother and money cheesy cheesy
wrong wrong wrong....

my first three Ex's fvckn broke my heart

first - did abortion of a 5 month pregnancy in her previous relationship that's affecting since 2013 till now, I never knew, she didn't tell me and I kept spending and spending on drugs thinking it's some sort of illness and she kept taking the drugs knowing fully well she's deceiving me, had she told me the truth I would have stayed by her side till now ( she's still begging me to come back ) it was her closest friend who came to thank me for accepting her friend and I was like thanking me for what exately ? she said for accepting her friend even though she aborted.... that was when all hell was let loosed (she lies to get friend she already told me and I'd accepted and that one came to thank me lol.

well before the broke up I reunite her with her family, cos she was disowned after she brought shame to her family, her mum came with her to thank me and I ran away cos I know what will end it and I just don't want her no more...

P.S I never had s.ex with her, she's from imo.


she second one too from imo state, was in a 3 yrs relationship with her cousin brother and I was unaware till she posted the pic of the said guy and I queried her - she told me she only posted it to make the guy GF jealous, I okeyed it later the cousin brother inboxed me to leave his love (sister alone) he told me they have been datingfor 3 years and I'm just 8 month with her so I don't want problem plus they are committing abormination bring that they are from same umunna so I ended it, as at that time I hadn't anyvsex with her as at that time of dating her.


but anger of me always dating stewpid girls made me bang her just once and I felt guilty cos I wasn't into her anymore she refused me withdrawing my pekus but I was damn flat already.


the third a Calabar girl, I saved that one from being ganged raped an she decided to date me and I agreed, but she can lie... I'll send her airtime and she will load it yet she will tell me it didn't enter that I should send another one ��� p.s I didn't sex her as well.

the rest is history....


now I'm in an almost perfect relationship of 4yrs and still counting and I'm glad I gave her a chance to change my perspective about women generally ...




P.S don't mind my moniker.
PoliticsRe: Update On Developments in Ebonyi state (photos) by Lindalilian: 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2020
Everything posted so far are real and nothing but true pics.

I school in EBSU and I've seen them all.
TV/MoviesMulan The Movie HD by Lindalilian(op): 2:24pm On Jun 09, 2020
Download Mulan (2020) Movie
Storyline: When the Emperor of China issues a decree that one man per family must serve in the Imperial Chinese Army to defend the country from Huns, Hua Mulan, the eldest daughter of an honored warrior, steps in to take the place of her ailing father. She is spirited, determined and quick on her feet. Disguised as a man by the name of Hua Jun, she is tested every step of the way and must harness her innermost strength and embrace her true potential.

Genres: Action | Adventure | Drama
IMDB Rating: N/A
Director(s): Niki Caro
Stars: Liu Yifei, Yoson An, Gong Li, Donnie Yen,
Runtime: 1 h 31 min
Release Date: 2020
Resolution: 1920×1080
Language: China
Subtitle: English

https://www.aimloaded.com.ng/mulan-movie/
HealthRe: Help!! How Do I Get Rid Of These Spots On My Knees? by Lindalilian(op): 4:05pm On May 31, 2020
tonye33:
Iron sponge or scrubbing briush
What should I do with that ??
HealthRe: Help!! How Do I Get Rid Of These Spots On My Knees? by Lindalilian(op): 3:54pm On May 31, 2020
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HealthHelp!! How Do I Get Rid Of These Spots On My Knees? by Lindalilian(op): 3:54pm On May 31, 2020
I just don't know where to start from, I've used infection drug as prescribed and given by the pharmacy I patronised.

It started out as a spot, it was seriously itching and spreading, I took the drugs I can't remember I think it's sivofloxacin or sivoflocin, in infection drug.

After a while it was asive it was begining to dry, but the scars are still there. Just yesterday it started to itch me again, and now rapidly spreading it comes red, after itching it turns black and then spread to other side.

Has anyone experienced this ?? How did you tackle it, do I need to go herbal or just go to hospital, please what is the name.

Please I need more response on this, thanks.

CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 7:10pm On May 26, 2020
east

CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 7:06pm On May 26, 2020
Ship in the east

CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 7:03pm On May 26, 2020
aftwr this I'll share photos of my shop in the east which is now booming more than that in ajah

CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 7:01pm On May 26, 2020
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CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 7:00pm On May 26, 2020
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CrimeRe: Opinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 6:57pm On May 26, 2020
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CrimeOpinion: Why Igbos Should Start Investing In The East - Opera News by Lindalilian(op): 6:55pm On May 26, 2020
OPINION: Every Igbo Man Should Have An Investment In The East, Lagos Showed Me Pepper

opera.com

May 26, 2020 10:57 AM

Every Igbo Man Should Have An Investment In The East, Lagos Showed Me Pepper

I graduated from Unizik, and served in Lagos at NAPIMS Bayo-kuku, Ikoyi office passed out, for months in Lagos no job, I had to use the little savings I had then to rent a shop at Obalende, during my days in high institution I trained in hardware and software maintenance also phone repairing.

I started my business in repairing phones and laptops, I was staying in one room apartment at Ikoyi, as a graduate my business package was quite different, I had many customers from Ikoyi especially those along Awolowo road, my customers then comes from Lekki, VI, unilag, ajah etc within short period I started selling accessories.

Although the shop size was small, most times customers will be much waiting for me to attend to their needs, within short while I started selling phones, I relocated to Ajah 2 bed room flat owned by Igbo man, driving from Ajah then became very stressful for me.

I had to leave my house before 5am to Ikoyi close around 9:30pm, get home 11pm or to 12, sometimes when I'm driving home I will be feeling wobble in middle of heavy traffic, my business was performing well but I was stressing myself.

In my business premises, it was just four shops, our landlady was a Yoruba woman , I noticed one of my neighbors vacated from his shop, it was remaining three of us one northerner and a Ghanian both are fashion designers.

I approached my landlady and told her that I'm interested to rent the shop, she said no, that she can't give her two shops to Omo-Igbo, I told her what matters was prompt payment, she refused, I was managing the small space for months the shop was still empty because of ridiculous price she placed.

One faithful day she called me and asked me if I'm still interested I said yes, we negotiated the price I paid her, I used one side for repair and the second for sales, I employed an assistance, I package the shop installed AC and my business was doing well, what I now noticed was my landlady keeping malice, when ever I greet her she doesn't respond.

I called her son and complained to him, he assured me to speak with his mum, honestly I didn't know the reasons why she started showing malevolent towards me, I'm not owing her of any bills, one day she called me and asked me to remove the AC I installed, which I did, still yet she wasn't satisfy, I started noticing white substance in-front of my two shops.

I always pray over it and start my business, I had accident twice with my car, the last incident that happened the car airbags pulled out, I don't know how she got the information, my neighbor heard her soliloquizing, that I will know the kind of person she is.

She tried all she could to hurt me but she didn't succeed, what she did was to give me quit-notice, I had to vacate her shops it was a very big challenge to get shop around, I had to relocate to Ajah Oke Ire kekere, the landlord of the hosue asked me to pay for three years I pleaded with him to reduce the price to two years he insisted for three years rent.

Since I was desperate my option was limited, I had to pay, fixed the shop, paint etc. business there was very slow for days no sale and repair, because of Ajah holdup majority of my customers find it difficult to come to my new location, my major problem there became hoodlums, where I relocated to was a shopping complex.

One day thieves came to our complex bugled all shops up stair including my, stole my goods left no trace crossword clue although the case was reported to police, we had to implore company security, not up one month they revisited, could you imagine that those security men were not aware, we had to lock them up.

My experience there was terrifying all I labored for went down, I had to go to Ajah market to search for my goods, since police can't do their work, I placed my faith in God's hand, I went there the first day I didn't succeed, the second day I noticed two stands, their show glasses was stocked with Etisalat wireless modems, and they look like my, still skeptical not just me that sale modem.

I was convinced when I saw my price tags in two different locations, I had to involve the police, they came there arrested them and move them to Langbasa police station, they confessed one guy sold the items to them, from their confession we were able to arrest they culprit, the boy is from Osun a hardened criminal he refused to name his gang members,for days the guy refused to confess.

The police released those guys without my consent, I had to inform my friend that work with force headquarter Abuja, he linked me up to SAS Ikeja,they had to rearrest those guys and move the case to Ikeja, the boy confessed said they are three gang members and they used charm that made the security men to dozed off.

We recovered some Items and they paid for those that we couldn't recover, my neighbors were reluctant I had to do it alone.

Before then I've been reading developments in Enugu and Anambra state threads I had no option than to think east.


Pictures below shows how empty my business was in Ajah
TravelRe: How Anambra Is Closing Borders With Neighboring States (Photos) by Lindalilian: 1:39pm On May 23, 2020
Fulani migration with almajiri know no rule! they can take down the said gate at the dead of the night and enter.

a hit with their truckload full of their people will take down the gate.

it's a welcome development though, should be commended.
FamilyRe: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Lindalilian: 12:32pm On May 23, 2020
are you a boy or a girl, which state are you exately ??

if enugu I can refer you to my sister she's in final year in unn and still in sch and she lives alone.

if abakaliki I can refer you to my uncle he's a commissioner for work and you'll be welcomed to stay with them

if another state,I'm sorry just disappear, I mean leave the house and just take a walk don't come back home let them find you small or go to he police station and report the case they will escort you to the house and earn the bully...


believe me the guy go write statement and will never try such again, especially if you are a girl, I hate dudes laying hands on women.


or go to ya school, some non teachinf staffs will still be on some lecturers would still be in sch for one reason or the other tell them your prob, the staffs might ask you to put a call to your mum to know you'd be staying with them or the lecturer will help you go home.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by Lindalilian: 10:31am On May 23, 2020
DaddyOpe:
Yes I see the green icon beside some profiles. I will update you sir.
Thanks a lot
what's the site name Biko, I'm also interested
thank you.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Lindalilian: 3:29pm On May 19, 2020
VickyRotex:
Ahh brother Linda, hope you're feeling fine now and hope your phone is no longer hanging? grin

I've forgotten my questions na undecided
broda Linda is down with malaria o

08144845326 WhatsApp.

I'd send you screenshots
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Lindalilian: 6:07pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex:
Ahhh brother Linda cheesy why is you lying? Keyboard ink finish, your new phone don spoil, so tey e dey hang.
Ndo, oya no more questions angry get well soon o undecided undecided
you won't kiii me ��

I'll answer ya question via end to end encryption only!

WhatsApp or email if you want sister Vicky
FamilyRe: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by Lindalilian: 5:54pm On May 17, 2020
I once left the house btw 18/19
was accused of stealing 500, I was so down and disappointed that my mum who trust me so much could stoop so low to also claim I stole the money!

out of anger I told mum.. if she repeats the "I stole the money" statement I'll leave the house, like play she repeat am o, naso I gather body leave house with no place to go in particular.

night came I slept at the fuel station, their security guard chased me with cutlass, thank God I wasn't killed.

I ran to the sawmill, on my way I saw my mum outside crying... "it serves her right" btw dad isn't home he's at work, I slept in an empty shop at the sawmill, unfortunately village people in form of cats and mosquitoes wont allow me sleep, I managed till 5am and I stood up, damn I was dirty as pig.

I head over to jibowu... na to leg am go village o, I decided to tell someone where I was going to, security won't allow me enter presbitarian church Yaba to meet my uncle and narrate what happened to them and also tell them my destination cos I was so damn dirty.

Las Las uncle come out when they see that iwnasnt ready to leave, he took me in, I ate, bath but no cloth to change to, I told him what happened and he called my dad, dad asked me to go home.... uncle knows I won't go home so he took me joke him self, no body de house.

uncle left, mum came back and carry me to the police station.... lol, she said I ran away from home she not tell police why I comot o.

polic man begin para, i told him it's family matter moreover, I knew he had collected money from my mum for his pockets bla bla bla I threatened to report to higher officers, police man say make my mama carry me go house say he no no where I get my constitutional quotes from ��

mum was floored, she was expecting the police to lock me up and torture me, but as an art student I Sabi govt and constitution.

to cut the story short.

the culprit was found... na the girl wey them bring come from village, the same girl that carried my daddy salary, sister's friend pause, stole two phones belonging to my mum customers, this is a girl in primary 4, she was even dating an old carpenter in thr neighborhood, she was planning to run to ogun state when we carried her to the village.

mum never said sorry! my mum always find it difficult to say sorry... but she can buy things for you as sorry.





Op! the long and short of the story is that, things like this would always happen, take it that it happened for a reason and tht at the end the name of God shall be glorified!!!

be steadfast, you can't cope out there the economy is harsh! staying with friends is out of it as most live recklessly except maybe you wanna go stay with your family member or consider going to your dad if you can't out up with mum or simply go back to sch and stay in ya lodge if you don't stay in sch hostel!

My 10k adv. stay put! and show your mum that her threat is nothing, let the only tin that will carry you out of that house be success!!!


Shiloh!
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Lindalilian: 8:01am On May 12, 2020
Galactico4ever:
@ Lindalilian you are a real gee. but why you are using a female moniker nah? i even thought it was a lesbian story
as per blogger that I'm
I use the female monicker to attract readers to my blog.

you suppose understand
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Lindalilian: 7:56am On May 12, 2020
VickyRotex:
Essqqeezzz sir. I have 5 questions, can I start? undecided undecided
5 ?? huh
VickyRotex:
Essqqeezzz sir. I have 5 questions, can I start? undecided undecided
5 ??
that's damn too much.
plus I'm not feeling fine. I can't type my keyboard typing ink has finished my phone yaff spoil my phone is hanging everything is just wrong that I can't take questions mbok...
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Lindalilian: 7:27pm On May 11, 2020
I've dated one (wasn't serious with it) she happen to be one of my students whom I give tutorials online.

How it happened.
she told me she got my number online and that I'm perfect for what she wants to learn, after discussing about her interest I billed her 80k for online class as I can't make it to her state to give her two weeks intensive training.

bae told me she'll cover the cost of my Tfare, hotel I'll stay, food for two weeks and still pay me the said 80k, it was mouth watering but couldn't go cause I work as in account in a chartered accounting firm in Maryland as at that time and I just came back from burial so my boss wouldn't allow me take permission to travel again, I had to tell.her cock and bull stories before she accepted the online class but not untill she cut down the cost to 40k, I agreed and he worked me 20k instanta, naso class begin that very day and the next day before I woke up I saw another 20k alert.

things turned from class to romance chats (she initiated it and I try so hard to resist but I failed) actually she was moved by my charisma, funny behavior and personality, I crack her up a lot during classes and I am as well a damn good listener.

naso she fall in love with me o, come de ask my age, height and all lol... I simply told her I'm not up to her standard both by age, education and all she told me she didn't mind that she just love me.

on the long run, I ended everything as it was suffocating, she wasn't demanding, she was just doing too much for me, I don't ask she just keep doing and doing some occasions I stopped her for buying a new laptop for me, recharge cards, money etc.

I ended it last two years and we fought, but now we are friends and shes looking to marry soon, last week she was still reminding me how I declined almost all of what she wanted to do for me both financially ans otherwise.

I asked why she she said she doesn't know that she just love me and always feel like helping me, according to her she said she just want to make me a big boy (rich) she wants to spoil me with money.

I told her she's acting like I've used love jazz on her and he laughed hilariously.

I could still remember last month I lost my phone In sch, infinix hot 7, I got a small phone and her text came in that my phone has been off, I replied that I lost my phone and she said she'll get another one for me asap, na speed I carry go buy hot 8 to convince her not to get it fit me... she got upset but later dropped it.

btw....

she's 12yrs older than me, single, a graduate and daughter to a stinkingly rich politician she's also into land flipping and online businesses.


I never met her face to face till this moment but I'll that during my service!

Hopefully....

I still don't know why I ended everything, don't blame me for not taking things from her, I was brought up to be self sufficient and contented with what I have.

....modified...
nobody should reply me pls, I don't have strength for question and answer.
happy covik-19
Christianity EtcWhat Type Of Person (personality Or Calling) Do You Think I'm ?? by Lindalilian(op):
hi
CrimeRe: Navy Exhumes Remains Of Missing Officer In Ebonyi by Lindalilian: 10:29am On Apr 20, 2020
Blaze232:
Ebonyi are not igbos. This is really diabolic. Instead of you to condemn the act of your people, you're ranting like a confused antelope
look at your foolishness at it's peak, and you are still blabbering like someone who's using infared to think.

you are just as primitive as your father, Yoruba ass licking bastard.

where was ebonyi state carved out from ?? argue with your history

the same people like you calls enugu people ndi Wawa, reason why igbos ain't moving forward and can never move forward


the rejected stone has become the chief corner ebonyi state will rule over other eastern states in due time, it has started already and the revolution continues.


hatred for fellow human is what I hate just cos they are diverse people separated by states


tueh
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by Lindalilian:
Na wa o
Technology MarketWhat's Type Of Xaomi Is This Please by Lindalilian(op): 1:09am On Jan 10, 2020
Hello guys what type of xaomi is this please.

Like the full name biko

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