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thisisayus: I'm much more handsome than him when I was a kid.

Look at your cute little hand. You were already trying to make the gang signs. lol. What are you? Bloods? Crips?

biomedixexcel: He's only a human and he immediately apologized. you can do more than he did to the woman

Lie! He did not immediately apologise! He was shamed into it by incessant public outrage and private scolding by his humiliated children and members of his own party. He can go and die. Fake bastard.

rapsodeep: Abeg sumbody... tell me wetin dem dey drink? abi na customised agbo

Agbo ko, ontuu ni.

screenagerjoe: I rili nee urgent help, just like dt widow. . . . . .www.nairaland.com/1539968/urgent-want-suprise

Werey. I checked your thread. Move to Joke section.

illitrate: Abeg how can i become a widow

Widower. Don't pray for it.

Eziachi: I am sure PDP got something off their sleeves, no chance they will lie down and allow their opponent take back the moral high ground on this one. They[b] fly her to Abuja to stay at Aso Rock for a week at least with her fellow widow (madam Patience),[/b] after which a car and a house near the villa for her to crown it.
A good time to become a widow in Nigeria, this panning out to be.

Her "fellow widows!"

Controversy: He's ugly shah

Controversy: Cute? Hilarious! Must ugly people look like OBJ in that side of d con3?

He's cute as a button!

So cute. Look at his flared nostrils.

ohisola: Oshiomole is a widower the woman is a widow
Hummmmmm

Do u smell what I smell.
FATE

He's too arrogant to consider that woman good enough for him.

blink182: PDP and Dan Orbih should match that with their paltry N250k.

No, they shouldn't. They have no guilt in the matter. The guilty party is trying to assuage his guilt by the large sum. The other contributors did what was appropriate.

Gbabe 2: See poor man mentality.
He was just sorry to save his face and administration from ridicule and different outburst everywhere.
Whether you guys like it or not,[b]that is the "TRUE PICTURE OF WHO HE IS IN REAL LIFE".In that video [/b]he was referring to a man as stxpxd man.
Leaders are expected to guard their utterances everywhere.I have been a victim of such bad temper before.My MD (an Insurance coy) asked me who my father was?who brought you here?what is your qualification?where were you when we were running around to get things done?i will sack you etc all because i was doing my job (compliance and monitoring responsibilities).
Our Leaders see themselves as demi god which is very bad.

Thank you for this. Very level headed post. Leave these people to be blinded by the manipulations of a Machiavellian man.

Ajibel: +1






A pythonic Brazilian

You look very Yoruba-Brazilian. Handsome, no homo.

I bet you play good footie.

Oh, Italy-Naija friendly in an hour!

Martinboy41: Please i want to a moderator of this section i have what it take to be a moderator. I love politice topics, news and all stories about Nigeria politice. I do stay online for hours. I an happy to be part of nairaland moderator.Thanks all

I appoint you moderator. You can start immediately. Congrats!

Ajibel: ^^ madt bro
I don upload my profile pic so all them doubting thomases can nau leave matter to die.

You look Brazilian.

Qhal: So tell us why u are obsessed with Mr cork?

aren't we all?

Ajibel: no dey drag matter Precious


Btw, see as Abu shekau Mikey and co. just derail my confession thread I sometimes wish I could be like u guys chatting whole-heartedly and being friendly likewise

you sound like a chick.

nagana!

na gana happen

Neduzze5: I used to have short sightedness until TB Joshua's sticker healed my eyes and gave me long sightedness. Sister Zeebah can testify to that

me too. i used to have tunnel vision, squeezing my face all kinda way, until pastor adeboye slapped me upside my head! my eyes cleared kia-kia!

macof: Those names are given to reincarnated children. Usually reincarnation of one their grandparents. If you have course to believe ur kid is the reincarnation of one of ur parents these names are perfect

I forgot about the reincarnation part. I was thinking more of the honouring the deceased part.

I guess you can still give the child the same name as the deceased, but leave out the Babatunde.

Thanks.

Does anyone know when is it appropriate to name a child Babatunde or Iyabo and all its variants?

I'm not asking for the meaning. I just want to get feedback on the timeliness of it.

For example, how much time needs to elapse between the passing away and new birth?
If a child is born close to the anniversary of the passing away, does that also qualify?

Thanks.

Transformer

Exponental: Hw much is flight to argentina?

My fasting lasts 24 hours, since I don't eat breakfast. Waiting until almost 9pm to eat can be a real bore challenge.

Katsumoto: Oh put a sock in it.

He's "been on this forum for almost a year," you know. You'd think he'd get more respect.

EatmyShorts: How do i appeal a Ban from Mukina2?

She is God herself. Surrender. There is no hope.

DivideUs: ^^^^^ my guy you de vex o, wetin hapun na?

His wife left him?

Saint Chukz: Did you know? - These two OBA's are in-laws. Yes, they are related by marriage because an Edo princess i.e a daughter to The OBA of Benin is married to one of the Son's of The OBA of Lagos. I doubt many of you knew that.

That's interesting. Usually it's the other way around - Bini guys like to marry Yoruba girls. It's all good. La Familia.

Afro connect: Traditions and ties...very nice.The convergence of Royal fathers that have lots of respect from the people, is a sure way of fostering better relationships between peoples and finding solutions to societal and National challenges.
May we always uphold our valuable cultures of love,brotherhood and solidarity.

Aase!

braine: Two great Obas. Traditional history in the making. I know I'll be a king one day.

Where is your iga in your town? Or you're from Ibadan.

tpia@:
there are places in nigeria that you dont just go to anyhow unless you get special armour.



yorubas are many there but they must be the strong type. Either that or something else.

This chic is hilarious.