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sheikshegetto:
Now when I come visiting, I don’t focus my attention alone on omotola like I used to, I made it seems like I was enjoying Priscilla’s attention as well as I subtly weaved my charms around her not enough to arouse suspicion but enough to call omotola’s attention.
I then reduced my visit duration, making false excuses that I had something important to do at some place equally important. During my visits, I checked my phone at every interval as if distracted and sometimes gave a small smile whenever I saw her look over to make it seem like I was enjoying a chat with someone.

Prior to that moment I could have counted how many times omotola visited my place on my fingers, her excuses was that she didn’t like Lati my roomie and she didn’t trust me bla bla. Even when she managed to come over, she barely spent up to an hour or two before taking off like my place was located in the evil forest.
I stopped trying to force her to come and instead invited Priscilla over, I would drill Lati into his best behavior and made sure she had the time of her life.
Our hostel was built closed to an allocated airtel mast, so thanks to their agreement with our landlord, we had light 24/7. So combined with the latest movies on my laptop and the cheerful banter with Lati and I, she began to spend most of her free times with us, omotola wasn’t very happy about the new turn of events.

When you lose control of something you once had wrapped around your fingers, the fear of losing what you took for granted pushed you into making desperate attempts to bring that thing back under your control, from there error making decisions comes into the picture. Against her better judgment after failing to intimidate me with her trump card ( trial relationship), she then tried her sexual appeal, a grave mistake against demonic entities like me.

One day, I got a surprise call from her that she would be spending the night at my place cos Priscilla had travelled and she wouldn’t want to spend the night alone. My triumphant grin after I dropped her call must have been so unsettling cos a I startled a group of girls about settling down to read opposite me in the library away.
I quickly gathered my books and raced from the school library.

There is no space for books in a brain that is expecting a woman[i][/i][color=#990000][/color]…that’s a fact, else you’re either a spirit or gay asf end of story.
I called lati to get his stuff and make himself scarce for the night, my guy complied without argument, that was how we roll, male readers will understand.

Papadoh:
There is no egg in eggplant
No ham in hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?!
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where
A house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes. When stars are out they are visible
But when lights are out they are invisible.