₦airaland Forum

Fugazi:
I know that you yEASTful fungi are very happy as if the consequences won't affect you. Very short minded and short-sighted hateful things.

Later una go claim that things are harsh in this country. Why won't it be harsh when lazy touts keep blowing up pipelines?

Just don't deny this later when the military intervenes because I know Ibos will cry more than the bereave (ND Avengers).

If IPOBS/ND Avengers aren't the coward we know them to be, why not take the military heads on? Last I heard, Nnamdi Kanu and his rogues of senseless supporters have weapons of mass destruction hidden somewhere.

For now, attacking pipelines will only ensure that the lower class suffers. Nigeria's politicians, whom you should be targeting, are still living large.

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As for SW governors, this is the time to diversify our economy.

- Bitumen, gold, technology, agriculture, etc

May Oduduwa continue to bless Yorubaland.

You are a cursed breed. I would never generalise and entire race.

Bt this new found hatred btwn Igbo's and Yoruba's wuld certainly b the end to this nation. I wonder what is wrong. What are we fighting for .

May the soul of the deceased rest in peace

Who am I to judge.

Ok

ButterFrost212:
Gentle indeed, free m the story he told punch he beats his wife, he's not gentle,he was just pretending.. these kind of people always act so lovey dicey in public but in private it's a whole different ball game

Ok

Zombies are amazing the worst set of illiterates. Now there is an atom of truth in this particular story cos it's affects them positively days back the news about buhari from UK was not true and we ain't supposed to believe that because Buhari is a semi god.

Ok.. we hear

RIP...

DropShot:
PMB doesn't allow sentiment to prevent him from doing justice. If anyome has deserved to be prosecuted, being close to him will not prevent rhem from being served accordingly.

Jst imagine .....

Ok we hear

Well Op tins are more beautiful at night. Ugly cars, scattered room, even ugly girls.


Dnt judge tins at night!

lukency:
D difference is Edo prostitutes are highfliers whereas igbo prostitutes are petty prostitutes who hv been cursed to solicit for sex even 4 peanut.

Jst click like or share. Didn't ask for ur opinion

I must commend the person who wrote that speech. I have noticed sumtyn abt this present administration they have a way of winning d souls of the gullible citizen.

I knw hw the Zombies are feeling now I can vividly remember the same way I felt after seeing Titanic.

Please I want to ask what actually happnd to Saraki's case?

Pretty face

Mskrisx:
Nwanne hapu Efi ala ahu!

Oyem yu are on point

Drchristian:
one of d illustrious daughters of easterners ....doing what they knw how to do best. she's not in baby factory dis time.


..is in their dna

Checked ur location and it says you at Benin. Mayb I wuld guess you from Edo state. I wuld leave this judgment to other nairalanders. Pls click like if you tink Edo girls are more promiscuous and share if you tink Easterners (Imo,Abia,Anambra,Ebonyi, Enugu) are more promiscuous.

This is rilly a horrible sight to behold. Such a luvly family. What would become of those kids tomorow.
But pls OP dnt make it look like it's alwz a man thing. It goes either way. I can clearly remember the case of the lawyer who killed the husband after 3 attempts with several other similar stories ryt hia on nairaland. I guess your advice should b dnt allow ur partner kill you.

Barbaric

Sometime 2 years ago, Governor Shettima lost a bunch of girls in his custody in the state.

Well actually, a Boeing 747 full of girls depending on what side of the bed your propaganda receiver was stationed.

He also waited 19 days for the President to call him to confirm that girls were missing. When the President's wife called a meeting in Aso Rock, his wife boycotted it and encouraged civil servants to boycott the meeting.

We applauded Shettima and his wife and cursed the silly out of the President and his wife. Up till tomorrow, we do not lose an opportunity to insult them for whatever it is we are angry about.

Also two years ago, a bomb went off in a Kano mosque, killing scores and maiming hundreds. That same day, Governor Kwankwaso boarded a private jet out of Kano and was seen shining his irregular 64 dentition at a wedding in Lagos.

Same night.

We exonerated him and explained why it was imperative he attended that wedding when he should be in mourning back home and then proceeded to curse the silly out of the then President and his wife - just because.

Remember how one gray haired so called democracy activist coined the word Shepopotamus?

And how some so called feminists jumped on the bandwagon to insult the silly out of the Shepopotamus? Who coincidentally happened to be the then President's wife?

Cut to today...

Even though the fulani herdsmen attacks have been going on for centuries and with impunity since this administration took over, and we are in an administration that rules by propaganda; one that budgeted more for the ministry of propagand... sorry, information than it did for education; an administration that has never unplugged its mouth long enough from the President's anus to give you one straight statement you can trust...

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They release propaganda pictures of the President shaking a smiling Governor Ugwuanyi and we fall yakata like a prostitute who has been promised an extra 10k to perform without protection.

We are accepting once again to be shafted without vaseline.

See, I do not bloody care about Governor Ugwuanyi, he even tried. He should have gone to aso rock with a live band and his village masquerade for all I care.

My eyes are on the buck (bulk, ball, bork, warreva) and last I know, that buck rests squarely on the President's desk.

May I jog your memories a little and remind you of the soldiers who attacked a bus in Lagos and how that was President Jonathan's lookout? Or how the clueless and incompetent Minister of Darkness Fashola, then a sitting governor, blamed Jonathan for a robbery that happened in his state and tragically claimed lives?

See, that buck has always rested on the President's table and it is not about to change now - at least not under my watch.

WEAN YOURSELVES OFF THE BLOODEH PROPAGANDA MILK BOTTLE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE CHEWING SOLID BONES NOW...

My flashing the numbers of the Enugu reps yesterday was to get them involved and in touch with the mood of the people but please all of you, put down your propaganda bottles and repeat slowly after me:

"General Muhammadu Buhari is the President of Nigeria and the buck rests on his table. It is his duty to protect and secure the lives and properties of his citizens whether they are 97 or 5 percenters".

Say it again...

Again...

Louder...

I can't hear you...

Good!!!!

Now if he has FAILED in that duty or has proven himself INCOMPETENT and CLUELESS enough to carry out that simple task, not mention displaying CLANNISH tendencies in handling a multi ethnic society like ours, there is only ONE simple solution...

IMPEACH HIM!!!!

Please ask and I will clarify whatever you don't understand in this update, stop submitting your heads to the APC washing machines for voluntary dry cleaning.

Tenkiu!

OgbeifunErom:
As we can all observe, 99% of these so called protesters are IPOB related people

You can even see some them carrying Biafra flags. The people of IPOB land have demonstrated their intense hatred for the Nigerian state.

Selfish IPOB people like to eat their cake and have it. They did not agitate for IPOB land through out the 6 years the ineffectual buffoon ruled the country. For the six years Jonathan was in charge, there were countless attacks by Fulani herdsmen, we didnt see any protests by IPOB people but since Buhari- their arch enemy became president, these idiotic and imbecilic group of people have been disgracing themselves across the world

Una go cry tire. Buhari is your president till AT LEAST 2023.

And this guy has not yet been band for such insult on an entire race. Sentimental Nairaland crew.

I wuldnt trade words wit you. One thing dia are two tribes in that zoo called Nigeria ... Igbo's and others

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]I am a man but damn women go through a lot, i pray for my sisters every time.

I know what this lady is going through. Marriage is not easy especially when you marry a guy who like to spend too much on fashion and expensive life, live a life that is not true. Once they get broke you are in trouble, and if you are getting money while they are no more getting hmm wahala dey be that. Unless you start accounting for him and give him your ATM. Any day you say NO u can't spend my money like this he will start with ''you want to turn me to your boi boi, you want to control me''. I can't continue typing because I will not stop. most Nigerian men will cheat and turn to accuse you of cheating even when they know you are so faithful. Most women die in silence and pretence because of what people will say but the truth is at the end you are the only one who is in pain and depression.

Honestly. The husband will even kill you so he is free to mess around. If you die he will just remarry so you better pack your bags before he goes and poisons you.

That interviewer was biased, completely unprofessional, unfeeling and unreceptive too. Her posture, the way she phrased questions was sometimes attacking. She made close to no eye contact, her face showed no interest or empathy and she badly worded her questions. Some of the questions were not needed! Very unprofessional! Tiwa did well to even complete the interview.

As for you Teebliz or Teespoon abi wetin dem dey call you, you are a rogue, if you indeed wanted to commit suicide, you should have drank poison in your room jeje....... You are just using publicity stunts to cover up your atrocities. The fact is ''E DEY PAIN YOU BECAUSE TIWA DON BLOCK ALL MEANS WEY YOU DEY TAKE COLLECT HER MONEY, SO YOU RESULTED TO ''I GO FAKE SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND ACCUSED TIWA'' .

We men need to respect women! In addition, we men need to also respect ourselves[/size]

Seriously ur brain needs to b checked.

lilslick:
Thereafter, they collected her phone and robbed her of N131, 000 in her bag

Hmmm.. Where was she going with that amount of money? Anyways the thieves got what they deserve. Rest in kirikiri

Same thing that came to my mind. How on earth could she be carrying such amount. When we re actually in a cashless society.

lilslick:
Thereafter, they collected her phone and robbed her of N131, 000 in her bag

Hmmm.. Where was she going with that amount of money? Anyways the thieves got what they deserve. Rest in kirikiri

Same thing that came to my mind. How on earth could she be carrying such amount. When we re actually in a cashless society. I smell foul play .

TippyTop:
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Usual zombie answer to any incredible article.

You are simply on point.

Sometime 2 years ago, Governor Shettima lost a bunch of girls in his custody in the state.

Well actually, a Boeing 747 full of girls depending on what side of the bed your propaganda receiver was stationed.

He also waited 19 days for the President to call him to confirm that girls were missing. When the President's wife called a meeting in Aso Rock, his wife boycotted it and encouraged civil servants to boycott the meeting.

We applauded Shettima and his wife and cursed the stupid out of the President and his wife. Up till tomorrow, we do not lose an opportunity to insult them for whatever it is we are angry about.

Also two years ago, a bomb went off in a Kano mosque, killing scores and maiming hundreds. That same day, Governor Kwankwaso boarded a private jet out of Kano and was seen shining his irregular 64 dentition at a wedding in Lagos.

Same night.

We exonerated him and explained why it was imperative he attended that wedding when he should be in mourning back home and then proceeded to curse the stupid out of the then President and his wife - just because.

Remember how one gray haired so called democracy activist coined the word Shepopotamus?

And how some so called feminists jumped on the bandwagon to insult the stupid out of the Shepopotamus? Who coincidentally happened to be the then President's wife?

Cut to today...

Even though the fulani herdsmen attacks have been going on for centuries and with impunity since this administration took over, and we are in an administration that rules by propaganda; one that budgeted more for the ministry of propagand... sorry, information than it did for education; an administration that has never unplugged its mouth long enough from the President's anus to give you one straight statement you can trust...

-

-

-

-

They release propaganda pictures of the President shaking a smiling Governor Ugwuanyi and we fall yakata like a prostitute who has been promised an extra 10k to perform without protection.

We are accepting once again to be shafted without vaseline.

See, I do not bloody care about Governor Ugwuanyi, he even tried. He should have gone to aso rock with a live band and his village masquerade for all I care.

My eyes are on the buck (bulk, ball, bork, warreva) and last I know, that buck rests squarely on the President's desk.

May I jog your memories a little and remind you of the soldiers who attacked a bus in Lagos and how that was President Jonathan's lookout? Or how the clueless and incompetent Minister of Darkness Fashola, then a sitting governor, blamed Jonathan for a robbery that happened in his state and tragically claimed lives?

See, that buck has always rested on the President's table and it is not about to change now - at least not under my watch.

WEAN YOURSELVES OFF THE BLOODEH PROPAGANDA MILK BOTTLE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE CHEWING SOLID BONES NOW...

My flashing the numbers of the Enugu reps yesterday was to get them involved and in touch with the mood of the people but please all of you, put down your propaganda bottles and repeat slowly after me:

"General Muhammadu Buhari is the President of Nigeria and the buck rests on his table. It is his duty to protect and secure the lives and properties of his citizens whether they are 97 or 5 percenters".

Say it again...

Again...

Louder...

I can't hear you...

Good!!!!

Now if he has FAILED in that duty or has proven himself INCOMPETENT and CLUELESS enough to carry out that simple task, not mention displaying CLANNISH tendencies in handling a multi ethnic society like ours, there is only ONE simple solution...

IMPEACH HIM!!!!

Please ask and I will clarify whatever you don't understand in this update, stop submitting your heads to the APC washing machines for voluntary dry cleaning.

Tenkiu!

shamecurls:







Too much of online Chest-beating

May the souls of those who lost there life in the most painful manner hunt yu for the rest of ur life. Mayb there soul never seize to let you be.

Soon you and your family member would all die that way

Amen.

I downloaded this a and trying to make call. But can't hear whom am calling and whom am calling can't hear me as well

Idrico:
All will surely be taken care of in due time.

You jst said in due time and I pray that next attack by the fulani a member of your family would b involved... so that you would knw how it feels. You dnt hav to b a Zombie all the time. People are loosing there lives on daily basis and we are chasing shadows.

I never knew that human life are less valuable to pipeline.

Amen to my prayer for you

idupaul:
This why I make a conscious effort not to travel by road in this country ..If your city doesn't have an airport sorry I can't come for ur marriage..to many wicked people in Nigeria for one to drive for hours through thier villages and hideouts ..too risky

Bros no b flight mata. This could happn anywai even in ur town. Are there no streets. Pls are there towns in Nigeria

Noted ....
go super eagles