₦airaland Forum

@ woke-- thats so smart of you.

@ alli, guy i am above 50. and i hope u do not mind dating a lady of 199 yrs.

@idowuogbo, i know am quite late for the interview, but considering how hot i am at my age i know u wont resist the urge,

@ tayo, linn baby or linn dar, yln will be so ok

@ woke 4 all- would u want to be the one to take me to club ? the truth is i dont want u to be, cos u are a doubting Thomas


@ odiera, hi, am linn, am 199 yrs and would u want to take me out to a club? well u do show some kind of interest thats why i picked u out. thanks baby

Hey guys, how have yu all been? its been a long time. very long.

What a disgrace!!!! yakubu and kaita. it was horrible.

HEY GUYS, COULD U HELP ME ASK NEUS IF I CALLED HIM. COS I DID AND WE SPOKE AND U NEVER CAN TELL WHAT WILL COME OUT OF IT, HA HA HA

@ alli-- my asl? am linda, female, enugu, pls forget age cos na dat one wey go scare u away.

search no more my love, am here waiting

I have been thinking recently, well it all started like a couple of weeks back, a neighbour came to my flat to tell me that it looks like she has gotten into a very big problem, i was wondering what kind of problem she has gotten into when she started narrating how she met this guy who claims to love her but the problem is that this guy is married with kids. Hmmmm, well its a long long story but what would u do if the wrong one loves u right? what would u have done if u are in her shoes?

@ neus, hey am sorry i've not called you. i travelled without my notebook and couldnt call u as i do not have ur number else where. but i just tried ur number now and its not responding. our date still stand, am serious.

@ danden- who told u am not serious? i might not be totally serious as there are some stuFfs i said here that were supposed to be jokes but as for not being to a club before, am serious and the date, am serious too.

@ femmy, dont worry about neus, he's gonna tell yu something so good come nxt weekend only if he puts on his phone

@woke4all baby my waist is strong enough. dont u worry about that
@ femmy i already have a date to the club on my first day, maybe we can hook up after this aight?
@danben i totally agree with neus1985, i wouldnt want my line to be too busy for now. but anyway my number is 0803229-8-1. well i will be waiting for d first guy to fill the gaps and give me a shout.
@ neus1985 i will still call u but my problem is that after our date, u will always want so much more, wont u?

Am not among the kraze people in here, cos if join, everybody computer screen fit blow.

Well no be only you dey look for somebody. me self follow ooo make una write my name

@ woke4all- you will be thrilled at the strength of a gran ma ma. if you doubt it just give it a try and u will always want more and more

My fellow mothers lets join hands together and sue a woman that allowed her 2 year old son to be addicted to cigarette. well she is lucky she isn't here in naija, i for go beat, because if nothing is done that boy will be master of igboo

@ Mrdani1luv- am looking for fun dear. what do u think i'm looking for in a club?

@nues1985- i will call you ok, but that will be on weekend so we can hook up, ha ha ha

@ tpia. -just started now cos this is the age i have the whole time in the world.

@ tayo_ast -thanks dear

@ Woke4all- am 119 years, and i dont have money and my face is filled with wrinkles but am happy atleast nues1985 has agrred to take me to a club

Am quite old and i've never been to a club, i would love to go to a club this year but my major problem is that no body would love to take an old lady like me to a club. HELP!!

we need to see your pix to know if u are ok for a date.

Thats no joke, well its a crime to ask this kind of ??

happy

Really?

I really do not know what Visafone is like cos their network fail to connect ever since they changed from bourdex. I've gotten the card and can't even make a call and as well can't browse with it. I've also called their customer care and nothing positive have been done to it. pls if there is anyone who happens to know what i can do next to get back on, pls write with my email : linda_arukwe@yahoo.com (linda underscore arukwe@yahoo.com)

Well that depends on the kind of person the celebrity is in real and not what he or she shows on the screen. If Wenworth Miller and Brad Pitt aren't, , i did love to be there with the two of them.LOL

A whole country using Generator for it's power supply!!!! that's insane. It proves we aren't getting any better and won't. Ghana has steady power supply and Nigeria claiming to be the Giant of Africa can't atleast have power. Without a steady electricity in a country nothing moves. No development. We only need God's intervention to survive in this country.

I love Egusi Soup, Vegetable soup with eba and i also l love yam but i have never tasted pounded yam, i don't think i will ever do.

CHINDA, Are u sure u are?

Oops i really do not do much cos i just love the way i am. Just manicure and pedicure and a little this and that. But i definitely do not do all those stuffs

I think fustration and depression and all that makes some think of suicide. But suicide is some thing one ought not to think of. No matter how hard and fustrating life tend to be, suicide is the worst option to think of. We are all blessed, we have the ultimate Father who never turns his back on us, once u run to him he's always there with an open arms, so why think of it?