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ifyjip:
Am back o, i was lucky to meet my gynae. So he checked me( putting fingers inside) I was kinda scared at first cos ppl said it's painful but I just ignored but nothing sha he said continue with ur exercise. So na weewee I carry design my matrimonial bed o.

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Chinwendym:
Lolz don't mind Ozycy jawe! Always rubbing it in our face its not her fault na our team members weh no gree come announce dia births

Anyways I can see that this year November mamas get mouth weh weh! Most of them na TTC mamas and them go really shake up this year November well well with dia supernatural deliveries!

Iomoge2 I nominate you for team captain no fear o! No more carry over the jinx has been broken

Proudmom38 Hallelujah to The most high God!

Moskidarl keep calm God is in control you shall not cast your young in Jesus name.

Ifyjip you sure say na urine? Abeg o!

Lioha mbok! Biko its not " jihad o! Hijab pls! Nurse Kaffy God bless you o.

Make una come chop o! going back to my roots

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proudmom38:
Thanks sis. Now I'm salivating o. On my way 2 ur house.

Good afternoon mama's how are we doing? Am a new mum, hope am welcome

To God be the glory, i became pregnant again after six months of losing one, it was a thing of joy, i couldnt believe my eyes. To God be the glory cause he alone has a reason for everything.

At first I only registered with a private hospital with the intention of registering with a government hospital when my prenancy is up to 15 weeks for proper follow up because deep within me i had the believe that Luth would have saved my baby if a had gone there earlier when i had pprom but God had a reason for everything.

At 12 weeks doctor advised that I have a cerclage done, not because i have an incomputent cervix but because of my history. I obliged to it but when I was told i had to pay N240K for such a simple procedure, i had to seek for a second opinion because I didn't budget that much. I called nurse kaffy and explained to her and even told her I want to register with Luth. She said that since I don't have any problems with my cervix, there was no need for cerclage.

On my 15th week, i went to Luth and unknowingly registered with a no nonsense doctor (professor Ajayi). He subjected me to so many text and scan to ascertain to competency of my cervix. Even after I was certified ok, he still maintained i have a cerclage done. I became confused. Then i was already 18 week. I called dh and told him whatsup, he rushed to the hospital confused as well. If really you don't need it, why are you been subjected to it, he asked. Because of my history, i answered. My husband was scared to the fact that my water might rupture again in the process of trying to tighten the cervix. Once beaten twice shy. For complete 30mins, we couldn't come to a conclusion. Why not call your nurse friend and tell her you are at Luth, my husband said. When i saerched for kaffy's number, her number was no longer in my phone, moreover I don't know her department.

Have you paid for your admission? Asked a voice from behind. When i turned, it was a beautiful nurse covered with jihad. Even with her body covered, you can still see those beauty . We are yet to come to a decision, i answered. What is the problem? Ok follow me she said. We followed her to her office and I narrated everything to her. This same nurse told me exactly what kaffy said when I called her on phone to seek her opinion. I was so grateful for her kind gesture.

During our conversation this nurse mentioned that she belonged to a forum online called Nairaland. That i should try and join. God! See how God works. "Kaffy" I shouted. Is this you? I hugged her with tears rolling down my chic. I have never met her before even though we have spoken on phone. God is awesome.

I finally decided to have the procedure done to avoid "had i known" even though my DH was against it only to pay almost N90k and was told there was conjection in the theater, that I have to stay on admission for one week before it gets to my turn. God! not again i exclaimed. I refused to stay on admission. It was then one of the consultant requested i go for an emergency scan. Again my result was fine. There and then the doctor said there was no need for a cerclage if I have. Such a good result. This was after paying. Trust Luth with refunding money. My husband felt very bad and blamed me for not listening to my God sent nurse (kaffy4bill).

Birth story continues

Without stimulation i started relaesing eggs but yet nothing to show for it even when hussy sperm count has increased.

To cut long story short, seven, eight, nine years no pregnancy until the tent year. My Good God decided to wipe away my tears. God that keeps to promises remembered me and opened my womb. I was so grateful to God. I gave him all the glory and honour there was. My joy knew no bound. I saw my tummy protruding. I will look myself at the mirror and smile. What i longed for.

Then the devil rolled it's ugly head at 22weeks and 3days of my precious prenancy. They called it Pprom. my baby struggled to live with little or no amniotic fluid for 2weeks and 4days. At 25weeks i gave birth to a still birth. I cried like there was no tomorrow. I held my baby. Mmaduabuchi wake up i shouted. I refused for my little one to be buried thinking he will wake up with time. Even though my baby was not alive, i still thanked God cause he has proved to the world that yes I am a woman.

Thank God for my e-family, God bless you all. Your prayer and words of encouragement kept me moving.

I lost that prenancy January 17 2015 by August 2015 I missed my period not to irregular period but to pregnancy again. Come and see happiness.

Low B3 pls

MY BIRTH STORY (pls do not quote me)

Labour started Eleven years ago immediately after my wedding when Like joke, like joke, one month no show, two no show, three for where. I could not believe my eyes but it was real. I seeked for medical help after six months and was not attended to because I have not stayed up to a year. There was no sex position I didn't try. Had to keep my legs well raised after sex so sperms will not pure out.

After one year I went back to the hospital there was no type of test i didn't undergo. Name them. At last it was discovered that my hormones are not balanced (Hormonal imbalance) i had high prolactin. According to the doctors it was a small problem once we get your hormones balanced, you will get pregnant immediately but you have to bring your husband so we examine him too.

Bringing my husband to the hospital was another problem all together. Men! Men! Men! They believe women are to blame when it comes to infertility. I was determined to find a solution to my problem. I managed to convince my husband to Carry out all the test he was asked to, behold my husband had a low sperms count. "Double wahala".

correcting my problem was easy. My tubes were ok, womb perfect, no fibroid. After administering some drug on me, i was confirmed ok as I started releasing eggs. At times in a circle 4,5,6 follicles. Drugs were given to hussy too. But for where no pregnancy.

One, two, three, four, five, six years not even a miscarriage. I prayed and prayed and prayed. No show. My husband become uncomfortable with the whole issue. Happiness was no were to be found in my home he will always come back sad while I continue to die in silent.

Thank God for the wonderful mother in law i have. God will continue to bless her for me. She will live long to see my children children. She was always there for me. Gave me shoulder to cry on. She will run from pillar to post seeking for solution. From one prayer house the other. Bought herbal drugs for me. Mama God bless you.

My husband is from Anambra state, has five brother and all has children except me. there wifes are from neigbouring towns. Me from far away Abia state. (Baby is crying)

MY BIRTH STORY

Labour started Eleven years ago immediately after my wedding when Like joke, like joke, one month no show, two no show, three for where. I could not believe my eyes but it was real. I seeked for medical help after six months and was not attended to because I have not stayed up to a year. There was no sex position I didn't try. Had to keep my legs well raised after sex so sperms will not pure out.

After one year I went back to the hospital there was no type of test i didn't undergo. Name them. At last it was discovered that my hormones are not balanced (Hormonal imbalance) i had high prolactin. According to the doctors it was a small problem once we get your hormones balanced, you will get pregnant immediately but you have to bring your husband so we examine him too.

Bringing my husband to the hospital was another problem all together. Men! Men! Men! They believe women are to blame when it comes to infertility. I was determined to find a solution to my problem. I managed to convince my husband to Carry out all the test he was asked to, behold my husband had a low sperms count. "Double wahala".

correcting my problem was easy. My tubes were ok, womb perfect, no fibroid. After administering some drug on me, i was confirmed ok as I started releasing eggs. At times in a circle 4,5,6 follicles. Drugs were given to hussy too. But for where no pregnancy.

One, two, three, four, five, six years not even a miscarriage. I prayed and prayed and prayed. No show. My husband become uncomfortable with the whole issue. Happiness was no were to be found in my home he will always come back sad while I continue to die in silent.

Thank God for the wonderful mother in law i have. God will continue to bless her for me. She will live long to see my children children. She was always there for me. Gave me shoulder to cry on. She will run from pillar to post seeking for solution. From one prayer house the other. Bought herbal drugs for me. Mama God bless you.

My husband is from Anambra state, has five brother and all has children except me. there wifes are from neigbouring towns. Me from far away Abia state. (Baby is crying)

Our God is a good, the God of Sarah, Hannah and Elizabeth still lives. He is still sharing babies. Delay is never denial.

I am now a mother after Eleven /twelve good years of childlessness. Wedded 24 sept 2004.

Tcc/Atc mamas with God everything is possible.

Coming soon with ma birth story

My able team March/April how are you doing? All mamas and mamas to be how are you doing? Thanks for all your wishes and prayers.

Just pump in to say hi. Pls someone should take over team April class captain, vigilante is real.

It's a boy

The lord is your strength.

mulberry:
Abeg try to add my name for dis April mamas oh cos I want to port from may I no sure say I fit stay till may I don tire!

Team April for supernatural delivery. One of us was delivered of a BBG VA 4.5kg. Even though she ported to March we are going to pay her a visit. So everyone should come out with biggy belle. See how some the waka like say dem just discharge them from autopeadic Let's go there!!!!!

sodiamond I hope you have enough to feed all this biggy belle. Me I no the joke with food.

Oya manage dis small gift.

1. fabmummy
2. lioha
3. Talltosyne
4. Havefaith222
5. FreddywellsNgN
6. Bez
7. Mubzay
8. Iyefulove
9. ceysaga
10. Ifyjip
11. Izzystevens
12. Mspat
13. Sodiamond BBG
14. Siscaos
15. Nice14
16. Mumtwins
17. Destinedmom
18. Dhabeatyjas
19. Dexterush
20. Suzieedee

Sayoddy congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4kg ahh no be here

Hahahahah I don go come back. How are you?

ginababy:
Gudmrng all my beautiful n eva gallant mamas.

@sodiamond, wat a swt bs. Ur waist thingy got me laughing real hard. Lukin 4ward 2 seeing ur princess leta during thread cuties. Congratulations once again.

@JUMAYIN, Cud dis b JummaiTWINS? Wat happened 2 ur moniker earlier?

@Lioha, wake up oooo n go to d hospital b4 6am nak. Dnt 4get d koboko is still very much available. All d best swt.

@melly245 n hajarahbadmus, may d lord show himself mighty in ur case n give u ur heart desires. None shall cast it's young b4 tym. Just try to rest more dis period. Ekpele.

@Match mamas, una follow d do lent? Y d silence every where? Abeg make una take roll call make person knw waitin d shele jareh.

See as I d open eyes 4 dem lyk say na my team own go beta pass. Dis one wey we neva take roll call 4 once.

Who b team June captain? If none pls all d team June members shud just identify demself by typing Present n EDD so dat we will see who will b fit 2 b class captain. Probably some1 wt an early or late EDD will b suitable 4 dat. Abeg make we work as team no mata hw small or big we dey.

Okay, I'm present n EDD is 22nd June.

Swaggerlicious team June 4 very easy VB delivery.

I don do them, na only one remain. But i repeated the protein test and nothing was seen just that my bp was 130/90

talltosyne:
Sayoddy, op u r fyn? The Lord is ur strength

@lioha, hw far wit ur test?

I came and you were not around. Afternoon duty i guess?

kaffy4bill:
Correct!
I go hold her hand
How r you and ekene doing
Sure his dad and everybody too dey kampe

Nwannem am just coming back from the hospital. i did all the text except one the call OGTT. There was no doc around to mix the glucose for me. Never the less i repeated the urine text and it was NAD. no protein was seen but my BP was 130/90

Chinwendym:
u dey fear koboko? Lolz.

Good luck sis and keep us updated it shall end in praise


Sayoddy?? Omo show face nah.
March mamas how go dey go? Its been very quiet in here o! You ladies should up the tempo nah.
Safe delivery to all.

Abeg no need for the koboko. I don the pis pure inside gallon as directed. Tomorrow very early i dey hospital.

Chinwendym:
Don't mind lioha! I don buy e-koboko keep down for am God is in control.

Lolz cheerychy I really ate lots of fruits when preggy o I go to ketu to buy them very cheap.

I sure do. I will be coming for the text tomorrow hope to see you

kaffy4bill:
Hmmmmmmmmm
I believe you understand me

Thank you, i will go for the text tomorrow.

mumtwins:
Trace of protein in urine is nt a good thing, pls go for the test as soon as u can, its vry important. God will see us tru.

Thank you Nwanne mmadu. i want to go for the test tomorrow. i was thinking that may be after the test, i can now go for the admission. will it be too late?

Chinwendym:
Lolz at market strategy don't know about honey but I swear on avocado to make baby skin soft, smooth and velvety! I took avocado ( recommended by a midwife) from 14 weeks till around my 30th week when avocado became scarce (out of season) and my bobos skin and complexion is so yummy!
Making me so wish he is a girl

Sodiamond congrats wow 4.9 and VB? That's awesome! Kisses to your lo

Lioha took your time o! Trace of urine and you ran away? NNE ejikwana nwa' a Chukwu nyere gi egwu egwu o! Better go and take the bedmission the hospital recommended so as to keep an eye on it. God favour be upon you to deliver safely in Jesus name.

April mamas don they port ohhhhh congrats, May she increase the joy in your home.

Abeg na who dey update us on march mamas?

Maureensylvia where are you?

sodiamond:
Ported to march. BBG to the Glory of God weighing 4.9kg VB. It can only be God

We are fine oh oh. To waka na war. You need to see where I dey force my self to walk . Na trekking levels now oh.

Trace of protein was found on my urine today. Trust luth with admission nah. Na so I pick race go house. Though they said I should go for some text sha. Any cause for alarm?

mumtwins:
April mama's hw pushing, the back pain 4 me dis days is becoming unbearable, Somtimes to standup and use d toilet na war, my legs feel so heavy, breathing is also difficult at times, abi na to get slping position, in all I giv God thanks for dis wonderful experience, hw my team mates dey?
Team April for supernatural birth.

Am fine dear

ahnie:
Guess who came around today....my ever pussyfooting sister inlaw.she met me on my way going to church.we came back from church,lunch was serve she ate peacefully and quietly left to go and visit her elder brother.we even do small aproko. Ma'am lioha,i hope you are cool?

Zaynie the para no be here oh, the thing put fear for my body no be small, like say we been get biff before. Na him make me jejely apologize and still apologizing oh

zaynie:
Ahnie.....why you dey para for Lioha na? She say no speak Hausa again
I don get person wey sabi hausa so I go dey uncode all your yarns now

@ Ambient, I am oga at giving pregnant women that sympathetic stares buh its mostly becos I can feel their pain.
The trekking matter
I remember when I was in my 3rd trimester and the rave was all about long walks on here. Na em me sef carry myself say today I must waka that 1 hr, 2 hrs wey ppl dey waka today.
I decided to trek to work and not drive. Omo see me panting in like 5 minutes. Nobody told me to jejely take lift from our school bus.
I live on the 2nd floor so I respectfully invented my own magic bucket. Anything I need, I drop bucket and pull it up....be it bread, recharge card, money, clothes....I cannot come downstairs drop it in the bucket or bring it up yourself

Ah abeg no vex oh , why such a reaction?

ahnie:
Does freedom of speech ring a bell?is this your warning really neccessary?please ma'am,put a stop to it...i dont like it.

Ku dena yare. Turenchi ne mu na so.

ahnie:
Howdy mama josh?kwa'na go'ma.yaya masu gidan kin?su na lafiya ko?

Happy birthday, God bless your new age

zaynie:
Walks in gently......
I am not asking for much.
Just 2 babies to sweet my stomach.
Just 2.
The momma will receive a refund of her money....in naira ofcourse
Failure to do so.....Marchmamas no enter list to win award even if dem born 10 babies in one day


Happy Birthday to me.....its been God all the way
#Alhamdulillah always

Was parking yesterday and realized I have not bought soap can you imagin

talltosyne:
Nggie, what r u doing hia by nw? Baby no allow me sleep oooo
Mspat, baba ibeji don sleep abi? Dnt worry, we r almost dia?

Lioha and fabmummy, op u r tru wit shopping?

Delay is never denial. God is always preparing something good for his children. No matter the situation one finds his or her self, we should always be grateful.

Chinwendym:
Flashback!!!!!!! (This is going to be long, pardon my epistle)

15th of March 2015 Baba God decided to pick my call
I have been dialing and redialing, sending SMS and MMS! my keypads(knees) were already bruised from its incessant rendezvous with the floor

My tears were dried up! Some days I'll cry till my eyes got swollen yet no drop will fall out.

I cried like Hannah!
I was getting old like Sarah!
The Peninahs in my life kept on mocking me!

Jesus waited for 3 days before going to Lazarus and then called him out from the dead(for the Glory of God)

My Redeemer waited for 10 years to call me out of barreness(For His Glory)

I said Lord! I've been here for many years! What took you so long?
He said my daughter your times are in my hands! Your ten years is ten days to me! But today I have rememberd you, And I've come to fulfil my promise!

My word says NONE! shall be barren

And I am not man that I should lie.

"Perfect submission, all is at rest, I in my saviour am happy and blessed....

This is my story, this is my song, praising my saviour all the day long."

Today makes it one year I got home from church, after dancing so much at the mother's day service earlier on. I realised my period was 2days late, out of make I just check(after all piss dey worry me) I went and pee on a stick! Only one line(mtweeez ) I threw the test strip in the trash, some minutes later I felt a nudge like someone telling me go back and check that strip again! Are u sure it's only one line

I did.

And for the very first time in my life Chinwe is pregnant my jaw dropped! I called my DH and showed it to him, the guy was just shining his 32 like he won a lottery.

By the time we left the bathroom we were both in tears!

TEARS OF JOY!!

Its 1year today my life changed for the best

See the test strip that announced the coming of this bobo
I go still keep am for am, will show him one day

Articles market, under bridge, OPP trade fair complex

mitchyy:
Really? Where did you shop? At the market?

Congratulations

Prugee:
Dear Mamas, Rejoice with I and DH cos Jehovah Jireh who is the God of all seasons has added to our joy with the gift of a Pretty Princess.

She arrived in grand style @ 3:50am today weighing 3.3kg.

But this my LO dey suck for Africa ooh.

BS later...