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After she threatened to slap skales you come dey propose, na punch your own be. The girl is too proud, mentioning your name in a song is not bad na. Iyanya mentioned mercy johnson and yvonne nelson names and everybody was cool with it, when your name now came out you are acting Big Girl abi?
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1. Why is Personally not on the list of best videos
2. I think Tiwa savage deserves more than this, i mean wat about ife wa gbono, Eminado, olorun mi
3. Why is Skelewu not included?
4. Saheed osupa and pasuma nko?
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180 at a time? Oh Boi all these cameroun soldier be bad boys o

Just cant wait to see the look on your child's face when he/she grows up and find out that hin mama private thins has been seen by the whole nigeria.

Oga OP who told you P5 lacks GPU? Check tecno site http://www.tecno-mobile.com/products/detail/P5
P5 battery life is 1800mAh while M3 is 1400mAh.
P5 screen size is 4.0 inches while M3 is 3.5 inches.
P5 screen resolution is 480*800 while M3 is 320*480
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tankara1010: We can destroy it because we built it and its a messsge that we, the igbos with our technological might have all yoruba lives at our finger tip. One snap only, you all are gone. Next endeavor is to commence nuclear weapon initiative, and will pursue it relentlessly as smart Iranians are doing now. We have the brilliance and capability to do it....to serve as a warning to you jealous idiots that you guys are no match to us.

keep dreaming one day you will wake up

If it was this bread that was presented to jesus that day, there will be no need for miracle.

It's either the government adopt these kids before boko haram seize them for their evil ambitions. With this prototype of the rocket they can upgrade it in such a way they shoot it from their base at kaduna and it lands here in my parlour at mushin. Abeg do something before something do us o.
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I was expecting both peter and paul to wed on the same day naw.
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Make person no quote this one o abeg....... Longest post 2013

So many pastors have left their line of calling and mission as a pastor and have started going after wordly and material things. What do you need FOUR JETS for. Even the G.O of R.C.C.G(one of the most populous church in the world) has only one.
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Mr. Dangote abeg we students know say you be Boss. Pls for God sake help us pay the 3 Trillion Fg owe ASUU. If you dont do it. I dey go Ghana be dat o becos with the one all of you are doing, hin be like say na 2020 i go graduate

Not too Tight is ok for a average christian, but the way some guys jeans tight reach you can see the shape of their 'john thomas', and the most suprising aspect is that they think it's sexy calling it swag.
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The rate at which people sef are establishing churches nowadays sef only God understand

*opens bible* The book of ...... Vs.... Chapter..... Says that 'cleaniness is next to Godliness'(KJV)

Oga Governor abeg go sit down or go and join queue abi you no see line for ground?
ASUU
SSANU
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henhen after dat you com follow join.

The money wey you suppose donate for Mr. Pakasuma surgery you are lavishing it on your birthday. Upon all the fefererity nobody noticed sef

Funjosh: hahahaha nairaland dey bread many yaba left people sha lol.

Gbagaun......... And dont tell me it's a typo error becos 'a' is far from 'e' on QWERTY and numerical keypads

iamdsam: What a touching appreciation You've just strucked something in me. You've just made me to believe one more time that if I keep dreaming, my dreams would come through. God bless you and Nairaland at large

Keep dreaming, one day you will wake up

MillionDollars: is he okay i doubt

of course i'm not ok...... How can i be okay with you in this condition. Get well soon bro

Cant stop laughing........ Wizkid and Banky w dont know that the joke is on them. Imagine both of them showing up in sunglasses, gold chains, sneakers and caps....... And Akon appeared in addidas sporting wear. Lol

Cant stop laughing........ Wizkid and Banky w dont know that the joke is on them. Imagine both of them showing up in sunglasses, gold chains, sneakers and caps....... And Akon appeared in addidas sporting wear.

I feel so honoured to be the 2nd to comment, it has been 2 months since i've been checking Nairaland's homepage for fresh post's and to God be the glory i finally found one. I want to appreciate my mum for not giving up on me even when people say i cant make the First page- mum i made it! Special thanks to my teacher mrs. layonu for tutorials and tips on how to make it. And finally thanks to seun and the whole Nairalanders. Thank you for your support and Thank you for fufilling my Dream.

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Happy Birthday ASUU, we wish you many happy returns, LONG life and Prosperity.
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HURRAY!!!

Dont mind all those guys that got burnt jare, They are just looking for Fame.

But truth be said, in 2weeks you would have more than enough, just let the actors/actress start showing off their money. As for me i would love to donate but na N170 dey my hand the time this report was filed.

Make dem no go wed at synagogue again o, make wedding no go turn Deliverance section part 2

The is truth is that you are not concerned about them...... You are just jealous cos they are moving on

The girl neck no dey pain her?