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He who fights and run away will surely fight another day.

The person above me is a robot-human in speed. I shave without bumps.

All these only happen in Africa.

Life is both up and down. Just take it from me cos no one knows tomorrow.

Oh God, It is so unfortunate.

Eh, Mikel is a father of two. What else, just make the family more honourable by legitimate measures.

We 're gradually getting there. It' s just a matter of time.

So serious. Fc. Thanks to God.

Good for him

Oh Africa my continent!

I am coming to u. Till then!

Everyday for the thief but just one day for the owner; and this owner's one day unveils the doom behind the unhealthy and unacceptable acts of everyday by the thief. The warning note was unheeded, and hence...

When would this come to an end in this country?

E dey pain am no be small. Govt house sweet o.

Gud 4 him, I just de observe.

Fc it is Well

This APC government is very good with paper work since they have not done much of the practicals in their School days. Promise galore!

Don't wash your dirty linen outside - what an indirect way of reporting her mother's style of promiscuity?

For de sake of hiding ur sinful life, u commit murder. However, bro Apo, go and meet ur Creator!

Good dressing arouses confidence and satisfaction. So everyone irrespective of gender dresses to impress his or herself first, then stirs up some admirable looks of the individuals around.

Richardjemedafe:
I'm tired of all this nonsense.. So because I gave
Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again.
He has been disturbing me calling me on phone,
sending me text messages & just recently he added
me on Whatsapp.. Imagine any small problem he
encounters he 'll just rush his phone & call me for
advice & just last week Obama woke me up from my
dear sleep with his phone call just to tell me that his
daughter is getting married..!!! So if Ur daughter wan
marry mk I run comot port harcourt ni. & 2weeks
ago Jay-z
called me on phone apparently Obama gave him my
number,, imagine small Jay-z called me to tell that his
wife Beyonce is pleading for my autograph for their
child Blue Ivy... Wch kyn wahala b dis one.! &
because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no longer rest
for
Dangote.!! he's always coming to my house asking me
to give him money which I have given him enough but
he won't just stop coming.. naija greedy sha... nw that
2015 is around the corner our President GEJ is nw all
over me telling me to help him win the election.. Damn
what's all this.? Abeg Mk I go piss first,, I must
finish dis dream ds nyt

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adextetoo: Starting with most AGRICULTURAL RELATED courses imagine some one spending 5yrs in my uni (FUTA) to study:
Building Technology (modern bricklayers)
Agric Economics and Extension (what da Bleep does dat mean?)
Agric Extension and Communication (are you trying to understand the official language of animals and plants?, cut me some slack.
Transport Management (what is d job of dos nurtw thug bosses?)
And above all PHILOSOPHY even a 5yr old kid will do dat
Library Management (arrangining of books which you will never read) omo course plenty oooo

Oga, ur mouth fit kill person...

The ability to take a wise decision on time is wisdom - prevention they say is better than cure.

Mazi_Omenuko: FANS

Nigerian supporters club:
Adorned in the country's green and white apparel, they ensured they kept the hopes alive by singing and drumming all through the match
7/10

VIP
Couldn't do much as they were all state dignitaries and sat with hands to their jaw as they watched their team being beaten by the super eagles.
4/10

Ethiopian supporters club
Was much lively during the first half and roared like thunder when the antelopes scored their first goal. They soon went to sleep after the eagles equalized and notched in the winner.
5/10

CAF officials
They observed with awe as the goal bound ball was cleared off by Obuabuna, making them to wonder when and how best to implement the goal-line technology. They had a wonderful afternoon as they were silently praying for the eagles to go through.
5/10

Ethipian ladies
This is where the action attraction lies. The coaching crew of the super eagles where seen glancing over there shoulders almost all the times, looking at those beautiful faces with pointed nose. Emenike, the goal scorer had to run past all the green-white colours of the eagles fans to celebrate his goal in front of the ethiopian ladies. Words on the street is that he planned winning them over with his performance on the pitch. They kept the stadium alive, and gave the home fans viewing from their sitting room something to watch out for whenever the ball passes the sidelines for a throw-in.
10/10.
Since no Ethiopian player passed the average rating, yours sincerely has decided to make the Ethiopian ladies his official women of the match.

I outrightly giving to u de post of NFF p.r.o. Congrats.

@Mazi Omenuko, ur domestic rating is wonderfully amazing. Lolz

"Do not be equally yoked with unbelievers". Whether it's acceptable or not, that man of God is right in his action to that step-sister of his. There's no relationship b/w light and darkness.