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Autos / Re: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by live4love: 4:00pm On Dec 03, 2017
Hello, pls how do I confirm demourage on a container? And how do I calculate the amiunt.? Is it different for shipping line? I am interested in CMA. Any feedback will be appreciated
Crime / Re: 65-Year-Old Zimbabwean Man Charms Ladies For Sex, Shares Photos Of Their Panties by live4love: 2:08am On Sep 15, 2017
yomibelle:
looking at him closely, he seems facially related to Mugabe!
And isnt dat Mr Eazi's cap near him?

BTW, wia are dose mugabe quotes wen u need dem?

THE ROBERT MUGABE ALLEGED 40 quotes...

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breast feeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.

4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's dick is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.

12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness. & Native Witchcraftism DEMANDS a one week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed with her. This is real Native Witchcraft.

21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.

23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.

24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”

31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?

39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

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Education / Re: What Is Structural And Production Engineering All About.........help Please by live4love: 5:26am On Mar 26, 2016
I studied Production Engineering. With it, u can work in ANY engineering firm. Google the details on the course or check university prosectus for details.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by live4love: 8:13am On Jan 11, 2016
mecksoncrown:
Pls, I am new here.... Can someone explain to me better what y'all doing. Why can't you guys with dollars just go to bureau De Change, instead of selling here or does it pay to sell here? I'm just curious. Someone with better knowledge, pls explain.


It is cheaper!
Career / Re: My Brother Was Given Agric Engineering, Should He Do It by live4love: 5:54am On Oct 04, 2015
What are ur brother's interest and circumstances? I am an Agric Engineer. Let's discuss.
Properties / Re: Lovely 3bedroom Flat To Let @ Ikosi Rent 500k X1yr. by live4love: 5:24am On Oct 07, 2014
Please post picture and state total cost. We are seriously interested.
Career / Re: What Are My Chances In The Labour Market. by live4love: 11:05am On Jun 30, 2012
@poster,
The way you lay your bed you shall lie on it! Keep applying as you have been adviced.Go to school if you like but if you are too ashamed to put working experience of teaching in a nursery school as an experience, then do not blame me if i fail you in an interview. Reason is ismply that teaching small children should show some humility in you, if done without any bais. It shows some attributes in you - ability to take challenge which do not make you comfortable and yet you succeed! Way back then, while looking for job, I also taught, trekked, begged and all sorts experiences you are going through but now, I am very comfortable, working in a foremost oil company . I am 2.1 Agricualtural Engineer working as a lead in Operations in PH. All various experiences you may have all are for good. I can assure you. Your 1st class degree only shows potential it does not assure me you can deliver in a working environment so please any job that come your way, just DO IT. You will realise later that it was directed by GOD.
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by live4love: 6:01am On Oct 19, 2010
@Karbaka
mail sent pls. Thanks and God bless for all your efforts.
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by live4love: 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2010
@Karbaka,
I am still waiting for your response pls!
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by live4love: 7:59pm On Oct 09, 2010
@kabarka,
JUST GOING THROUGH THE THREAD ALOVER AGAIN. APPRECIATE YOU SEND TO ME THE VAIOUS SESSIONS 1,2,3 PACKAGES FOR FURTHER STUDIES. I HAVE BEEN POSTPONING THE STARTING OF THE BUSINESS FOR ABOUT 5 YEAR. I HAVE LAND, BOREHOLE, SOME IDEAS ABOUT WATER PURIFICATION PROCESSES (DUE TO WHERE I WORK, PH) BUT YET TO START TO LIVE MY DREAM .
PLS ASSIST TO SEND THE INFO PACJKAGES 1,2&3.
THANKS.
Business / Re: Former MD Of Oceanic Bank, Cecilia Ibru, Convicted Of Bank Fraud by live4love: 5:08pm On Oct 09, 2010
If only we remember that many livelyhood were lost as a result of Madm Ibru's activities, remember that period just when Sanusi came into power , many people lost thier jobs, mostly low level staff . God dey
Crime / Re: Policeman Impregnates Daughter 4 Times by live4love: 5:35pm On Oct 08, 2010
@Youngichou
Your coments are unnecessary. If you are offended by any NLer (individual), kindly report to the moderator.
Politics / Re: Dora Akunyili's Nephew Writes by live4love: 8:35am On Aug 06, 2010
are we sure Emeka wrote the mail ? did he sign it or did he gave a world conference ? we need to be careful before we jump into conclussion. However, no matter what, it is unexpected of Emeka to have written such a mail (if he did). This further shows he is not matured and not fit to be a leader (which he though he his). Sorry for him. If I were his boss, his ranking in my office will drop drastically until he send a rejoinder to the mail.
Business / Re: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by live4love: 7:59pm On Jul 28, 2010
Madam L, You have been a wonderful fellow with kind heart. I am also interested in this pure water business in Ibadan or Port Harcourt but a novice , I will be very greatful if you can you please send all the required informations to me . My email address is ibk123@hotmail.com
God bless you
Business / Re: Illegal ATM Withdrawals: How To Seek Justice? by live4love: 4:48am On Jul 16, 2010
pls log onto thier website and lodge a complaint via the contact e-mail address. I am sure First bank is reliable.
best of luck[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Autos / Re: Fuel Pump! Fuel Pump! Fuel Pump by live4love: 7:17am On Apr 12, 2009
lets approach the issue more technically. Kindly give us more brief about the issue: how it all started, actions you took, how you implemented them and what happened next. pls state each issue as it happened and what are your observations.

Answers to these question will really help us in suggesting teh right process to solving the challenge.
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by live4love: 9:32am On Sep 06, 2008
nenysmart,
I called your number but its not going. Pls give us a new number.
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by live4love: 9:30am On Sep 06, 2008
FO2,
pls I am confused. Pls expantiate, at least more info,
You are trying sha
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by live4love: 11:54am On Mar 27, 2008
Omoba,
abeg my e-mail be rita_feludu at yahoo dot com. or any body wey get the detail. abeg oooooooooo
Business / Re: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by live4love: 4:24pm On Mar 08, 2008
I will like contribute by refer you to the link below. I wonder whether Cashcraft does not have PR officers.

Business / Re: Cashcraft - Thieves Or A Broker by live4love: 4:22pm On Mar 08, 2008
I will like contribute by refer you to the link below. I wonder whether Cashcraft does not have PR officers.

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Business / Re: Chams Private Placement Invitation And Form by live4love: 3:32am On Jan 17, 2008
Hi Ciama,
I am very much interested. I will be calling you for details but would like you to attach the form, if you do not mind.

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