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phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/12/30/not-all-singles-are-lonely-and-sad-says-toke-makinwa/

All these talk na theory...
The simple question is;
1. You dey collect d* abi you no dey collect?
2. If 1 above is negative, then no doubt you must have a rubber d*...

Stop making single sound like abstinence.

We will only be amazed if you have conquered your sex drive. Otherwise, nothing special about your being single.. stop sounding like you are extra terrestrial and a super human.

Postinor:
This stupid pope who refuses to say the truth to genocidal israel

Israel are as Guilty as Pro-palestinians. They are both murderers. If you go back an read history you will know even Israel has no country besides what colonialism and Zionism conjured up. Same way Muslim Palestine should have no right to ownership of a space they didn't originally own. Israel is like Fulani who trooped into Nigeria. The only difference was that for the Israel case, they had some little indigenous population who never went to diaspora, but were dominated by the overwhelming Muslim presence(whom also have no original claim to ownership of you go by history preceding Islamic rise before the 7th century).

The case is very complicated and both sides exploit their unnecessary claim to the detriment of human lives.

Christ4ever:
But same Pope support and blesses homosexuals. You should be happy he sees nothing wrong with your community.

Please give references and evidence of where the Pope supports homosexuality as an act!

Namaster:
I DETEST this guy.

His stance on the US Presidential election was DISGUSTING.

He BRANDED Kamala Harris a murderer who wants to KILL BABIES because she's pro-choice.

And kept QUIET about Trump, the SERIAL RAPIST and pedophile, who actually MURDERED Jeffrey Epstein to conceal his crimes.

He's a USELESS Pope. And everybody knows this.
That's why donations to the Vatican have reached record LOW levels under him.

If you are pro-abortion you are devilish and not surprising you detest a good stance.
Continue to kill the unborn innocents. Or continue your support for those who do.
You will account to God one day

Odafe360:
I posted a previous topic about my divorce with my wife and i got alot of advice on this platform which really encouraged & have me strength.

I'm really grateful for the nairaland community. The only issue i'm still battling with right now is how to move on, i'm trying everyday to forget the past, but the more i try, the more it's becoming fresh in my heart and the pains too. I won't lie to you it's difficult. Sincerely sometimes i cry and the thoughts of ending my life comes and goes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, neither do i womannize and worst of all i don't have much friends cos I'm more of an introvert.

A snippet of the entire problem is that most times we have an issue and she leaves the house, i've always been the one going to speak to her mum, plead and bring them back home, that's why whenever there's problem and she goes back to her mom's place, nobody from her family would contact me to even hear my side because I've become like a fool to them cos they know i'll still come. This last one that she left, we just had a little issue and she packed a her things and left. So many people not to go to her family house and beg this time around since i didn't send them packing. I swear guys, i've forgiven and tolerated what 90% of men won't forgive nor tolerate from her.

Please guys help a brother with more advice, how do i move on?

My only question is where are your children sir?

id4sho:
Thank God for good health, Next year is my time and season 💯

God Abeg🙏

Okay, but was this year for the devil?... Cos I remember you also made this statement in 2023.. that 2024 was your year...

New year is more important to a Nigerian more than the real things that count.

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/police-arrest-officers-demanding-money-to-investigate-missing-girl-in-ogun/

If the girl's father had cautioned her in her recklessness, she for fight the man. How can you loose track of a child cos you were distracted by money.

She trusted the stranger...

May God help them find the Innocent child.

Flamemignon1:
If it's a woman, she's a LovePeddler but if it's a man, he's a bad guy and it's justified? Well-done on your standard Nigerian misogyny

Who is this simp? Licking p*ssy wont fetch u long life sir

ChizzyBuna:
So my parents are in village for christmas.
Coming from lagos to visit for xmas
I decided to visit our house in town where our family lives. Before going to meet them in village

What i found in my fathers room shocked me


Condom packets that were not prpperly thrown away.

Ky gel found open on the table
For those that don't know Ky gel is lubricant for sex.

This is enough proof this man is cheating.
Should i repirt him to my mum??

What makes you think your mother didn't impose fatherhood on him with a lie... Just allow sleeping dogs lie before the cat bolts away from the bag. You may be surprised your mother cheated to conceive you...

Let the man have peace. Most times na women dey start all these nonsense.

Morbeta11:
https://guardian.ng/news/tax-reform-well-show-you-our-true-colours-bauchi-governor-threatens-tinubu/#google_vignette

The kind of words they use to keep the people enslaved "NIGERIA NEEDS PRAYERS...".
Nigeria actually needs a revolution not prayers.

Kimo21:
Oyibo people don chop belleful…let’s even say it was possible to reach the sun do you think you will survive there? Nawa oo

Just imagine if this level of ignorance is allowed to comment on religion. He will bring same deficiency to play.
Who says the sun is a solid object where once can land or stay?

Well, maybe you have your own wealth of contrary knowledge.

Atuero:
22Years of God's mercy

MUOKA has done well because these Yorubas wanted to monopolize Pentecostal Ministry while we at ala Igbo were busy with Catholic, Anglican, Methodist and Assemblies of God.

The God of chosen truly answers prayer

Calling out the Catholic church... Same church that schooled your fathers and provided relief both medical and feeding during your useless Biafra war?
Imagine you comparing a 2000 years Christian church founded by Christ through his disciples to a 22years old seemingly Christian enterprise incorporated by Mouka.

Una truly nor get sense Sha. Ignorance just dey baptism you dey go. Nor go read up!

Mrexcell:
Catholics have too many rituals.

Yes too many rituals and traditions for over 2000 years and we keep them jealously.Even the Bible is a fall out of those traditions

You can jump off 3rd mainland bridge if they bother you.

hartson:
I no know oo!!blood of Jesus no dey wash away sin anymore now na holy door hidden inside Vatican.I sometimes imagine how church dey wayin people head eeh

Mumu wey no understand symbolism...

Gabriel459:
The Holy Door symbolizes a passage to a deeper relationship with God, offering an opportunity for spiritual renewal. It represents Christ, who is the "door" to salvation, and its opening signifies the beginning of a Jubilee Year, a time for the faithful to seek reconciliation, forgiveness, and spiritual transformation.

Key Aspects:


Jubilee Year: A Holy Year or Jubilee occurs every 25 years, though extraordinary Jubilee Years can be declared by the pope (such as the 2015–2016 Jubilee of Mercy).
Indulgence: Pilgrims who pass through the Holy Door during a Jubilee Year can receive a plenary indulgence, which is a remission of the temporal punishment for sin.
Ritual: The door is typically sealed at the beginning of the period and opened by the pope or a designated bishop. Pilgrims then enter, often in procession, as a sign of penance and renewal.
Significance: The Holy Door is more than a physical entry; it is a spiritual symbol of entering into a closer relationship with God, repenting of sin, and seeking the grace of a fresh start.
The practice is rooted in the tradition of the Church’s emphasis on pilgrimage, penance, and the sacraments, offering a tangible way for the faithful to experience God’s mercy and grace.

How am average Nairalander wey ignorance don infest wan take understand this beautiful write up The acceptance of laziness of the mind I why Nigeria will continue to produce charlatans in places of leadership.

Greatechng:
That’s the chief anti christ sitting on that wheelchair

Bastard dedicated himself to the devil

Before you say what you don’t know


Go and read about Martin Luther of Germany

Since you have decided to curse yourself, I say amen with same intensity of emotion by which you have cursed yourself.
Only God will forgive you.

heykims:
Open door so people can confess their sins to a fellow man?

A fellow man with the authority and Commission granted by God... "he whose sin you forgive is forgiven. He whose sin you retain is retained..."

Na una dey stuck on sola scriptura, na una nor go still read the bible wey wey write for una.

I am sure this cartel is at war with the "presidential" cartel... The reason the anti- drug trafficking laws caught up with them...

Why am I like this?

The only reason I opened the thread was to check if na big man- politician wey dey sit-down for Abuja.
And yes it was..

Let me just keep the remaining thoughts to myself.

Nazgul:
This is so sad. Only God knows what that pastor went through to buy that fowl only for it to get stolen.

Biko whoever took it should return it so that pastor and his family can have something to eat this Christmas.

The people only came back to take the proceeds of their tithe

Next time write "Isah is not God"

Nigeria's foremost Yahoo boy... Deceiving is with a refinery without impact
....

Afonjeezy:
Just power changing hands

I believe Putin is behind this. He has retired Assad because he's not a wartime leader & ushered in a strong leader for Syria that can match up the other bloodthirsty regimes in the region.

Putin is a strategist

This one is ignorant on global politics and trends. Instead of you learning, you just jumped from phase 1 to being a conspiracy theorist.

Gistmedia10:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/colombian-police-arrest-reported-hitwoman-153127778.html

Another way woman emancipation was interpreted was to subdue male gender. And they are winning the war from all fronts... Making men effeminate(gayism and trans nonsense), killing men straight up like this bastard up there in Colombia... Very soon a the world will be feminine that's why they tell u the future is female .. to perfect the earthly reign of LUCIFER who came into the world through EVE.

DrMrsAdeniran:
On my way to purchase it. It is a blockbuster.

How much is it... I wanna buy it on amazon

MadamVanessa:



Who would add fresh fish to soup without first seasoning and partially cooking it? The properly cooked fish not only tastes sweeter and better but also reduces the strong odor associated with fresh fish.

If I were to visit your home and witness you adding uncooked, fresh fish directly to your soup, I would immediately infer that you lack culinary expertise and possibly maintain questionable hygiene standards and would never eat that rubbish.

Response to ur first paragraph.

Ronu people

voiceoftheupcom:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/12/05/why-do-lagos-guys-like-big-butts-seven-surprising-reasons/

If u settle down explain economy like this to Tinubu, Naija for don better... But you wasted your research skill on nyash wey Dem take dey sh*t

Eastman20:
useless men everywhere.... why do u have to buy her Benz becos she is loyal

was she not supposed to be loyal bfr....useless money miss road man


Loyalty is nonnegotiable... u don't owe any woman anything fr being loyal


wat kind of useless men do we have these days

It is better to give to a loyal woman than to spend it on ashawo

Gistmedia10:
In a heartwarming video that has taken social media by storm, a Nigerian man celebrated his wife’s loyalty and love in grand style this Christmas. The emotional moment was captured in a video shared by the man himself, where he called his wife and kids outside to "see something."

To her surprise, she was greeted by a stunning white GLK Benz adorned with a red ribbon, symbolizing the ultimate Christmas gift. The moment became even more special as he handed her a bouquet of roses, praising her for being a loyal partner, a pillar of support, and a wonderful mother to their children.

The ecstatic wife, overwhelmed with joy, couldn’t contain her emotions as she admired her new luxury car. The kids joined in the celebration, making the scene a picture-perfect family moment.

Netizens were quick to react to the video, with many hailing the man for his thoughtful gesture and using it as a testament to the rewards of having or being a good spouse. Comments ranged from "Good women deserve everything and more!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjbdQdcN_ng

This is for the modern females who think they are wiser than nature. Before you compare and castigate another man, read again the term "LOYAL" is loud there. LOYAL

Skooltynz:
It's seems this yahoo and hookup generation have totally killed and buried love based relationships,to get babe don hard these days e don hard ooo.

It seems you have to be a guy with dreads, wear baggy jeans,use big iphone before these ladies can date you.

It doesn't even matter if you are faking it just give off yahoo boys vibes then ladies will take you serious where is this world going?

Na why their breasts dey end up for native pot. Let them continue, you can't eat your cake and have it.

monsuru56:
Jesus was a gay

Don't place a curse on yourself my brother please

abdulhakim3:
My junior sis who recently got married started behaving strangely the first night. As days goes by her problem became worse, she grew lean does not want to talk. She is most of the time stiff staring at one place. Many alfas were brought in to perform exorcism but the problem still persist. She was also sent to the hospital but nothing was found.

Not until my father contacted one of his powerful old time friends. This man came recited some words and order the spirits to go bring wherever the charm is. My people it was like movie, out of nowhere the charms started falling to the ground. My parents and I were all shocked and dumbfounded.

The old time friend be like daddy GOs and pastors he deceived you people.

To test his power, tell him to send an astronaut to the moon.