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Fountainofyouth:
What is doing this one? You decided to be captain save some schmucks here cos I typed same way they typed, leaving them all blameless pls do not quote this moniker anymore.

Using the word schmucks doesn't make you sound cool or intelligent.. you have worn it out ..

I didn't seek to burden you but to merely point out how your perceived harmless self indulgent diatribe
Does project you as one unfit for a civil interaction.

I do admonish that you try to comment less for the sake of it but more to say something meaningful hence forth

It would improve the value of your comments from how they are generally seen now.

Cheers

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Officialgarri:
Adesua has been really concerned about kids/children these days.

After spying on her Instagram page and seeing how she's been photoshooting with different babies, I'm quite convinced she's taking "miracle baby prescription" from her pastor.

Well, while she's showing concern towards other children, I hope God remembers to give her and Banky their own baby.

infact I've been praying harder than Pastor Oyakhilome since Sinach suddenly had child without getting pregnant

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NwaAmaikpe:



There's a lot to be bothered about and not this.
This is indeed the height of misplaced priorities.

Someone that should be worried that she is yet to register for antenatal classes is more concerned over the Social Media Bill.

The truth is,
Our leaders have failed us and so has she.
"Hanty please when wee you born?" Members of the Womb Watchers of the World (WWW) are tired of waiting in vain.

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Again you don't fail to disappoint with your uncouth trash

Fountainofyouth:
Pardon kor, pls stop quoting all my comments.

Are you done? Behave like civil lady in your speech and manners.

Street cred begins and ends on the street, class takes one far.

Cheers

Fountainofyouth:
Who be this one

Pardon?

Skepticus:
Lol.

When it comes to a grown man, you can only help him if he desires help.

If you try to help without his desire, you'll face a wall and he'll resist the more.

Hmmm

Good point

Abiodunspectre:
I know everything about the Smartphone industry to expose your lies.

No you don't

You are just typing

KevinDein:
This is the ultimate Beta bux. Just the type of man women prefer make up the majority of the male population. They definitely want the alphas around of course; those they can fuckkk during their peak years. However with betas being the majority, she's safe in the knowledge that her and her offsprings would be provided for if Alpha doesn't want her anymore. Sometimes you get to raise alpha's child as a bonus

The council of elders endorses this

Skepticus:


The mumu guy just expose im foolery as a common case of Captain save-a-hoe.

It's always painful when men who keep their end of the bargain as virgins marry these ungrateful and spent hoes.

I have a pathetic case of jeezuzpick at the moment. I have a female friend with a dick mileage longer than a Lagos molue bus with 2 kids for different men, about to wed a young naïve hustler who has struggled all through his young years and just hit financial balance in his late 20's. He is also a virgin.

This guy is paying for the school fees of these kids while this friend of mine is still entitled as fûck and would even mock the guy telling me about his naivety when the guy funds her transport to come fûck me.

Some of these men sef!

The council of elders frowns upon this

So how are you helping that's brother up?

Skepticus:
Fisher007 oil dey your head.

This is a vital truth for the captain save-a-hoe(s) and their " She is my heart throb for life" fools who are men.

The elders council endorses this comment

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Sleevia:
Being entitled to your opinion does not mean you should speak as one with misplaced priorities.

Someone who still has bills to pay such as rent, feeding, taking care of his family (siblings if not yet married) will not have time for what the OP wrote or bother his brain with such.

It is very clear to see he is still under the roof of another.

People are called adults for a reason, which means it none of your business what they choose to do with their life.

The OP and his supporters are shallow.

When I was in school and while on phone with my sister, my elder sister said "I love you" and I respond "I love you too". My roommate heard it and queried me, asking whom I was telling "I love you" and I told him it was my sister, he tried to rebook me and sounded like I was immoral, as in over Righteousness was written all over his disposition that day.

When we finished that phase of life before he could return to further his education, same room mater impregnated a girl, and became a father fare earlier than we expected while me whom he was scolding didn't impregnate a girl within that same period.

Someone like the OP can easily be fooled and his writeup shows he is not exposed.

I asked him how old is he and is he still in school or out, he has not quoted me since then.

That says a lot.

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Fountainofyouth:
So my brother will lie to me right? Or he cannot differentiate between virgins and non virgin abi? What is wrong with you? What happened to your thinking faculty? Tell me...

Listen here woman !

You are a woman so act like one! I see how you hurl insults and abuses all in disagreement with another member

Do you think that makes you appear intelligent, woke, or right? It just makes you come off as a bully , uncouth , poorly educated and myopic

Enough of this or you will be banned

Censor your speech

Cheers

revolt:
so you really believe that was a guy that typed that. Mtchweee... dont u know these feminists are trying to mke the world believe single mothers are bae.... lool

Good point

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Sleevia:
I have met a guy on this forum who is 23 and if I mention him here, he will laugh at the OP. Going through the 23 year Olds post on nairaland, you will think he is 45.


Life is more than these things you guys are disturbing your brain with.

We are at time when if care is not taken, you might be homeless in next 72 hours but you are not bothered about that, except for what others chose to make off their own life?

The kind of people I share a country with though.

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MrCork:
^^^^ old cargo is UPSET!!!

I usually have very little respect for you and your opinions generally but on this we can agree

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trilobite:
I used to be like the op. Equating sexual experience to marital happiness, till I spent time with a couple that is not happily married and realized there are more important partner qualities than how many sexual partners your partner had.

Retired oloshos can Bond and love their husbands provided he can teach them to love again. Unhappy marriages are built on pretence, with either man or woman not willing to move on from past hurt.

Oloshos or players who can heal from their psychological scars can make awesome partners in my opinion.

In any case (experienced or inexperienced) the best quality is an ability to love, and a capacity for love. That is what will take you till your later years, when sex is no longer important.
The focus on sex has led and will continue to lead people to their Doom, learn to remove it from your marital equation.

OP, do like me, go on a psychological experiment and spend time with couples not happy in their marriages. The lessons will help your maturity.

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Fisher007:
That even makes it worst for you. But who am I to help you. When it hits you aaa. I hope you won't come and rants like older men here do on nairaland.

Well we will gladly comment, accept and welcome you back sha

You never leave a brother behind..

No matter how long it takes , once he is woke you must welcome him!!

An elder has spoken !

Fountainofyouth:
I would gladly accept her 100%, your own promiscuous daughter will marry in her 20s, and the marriage wouldn't even last one month, simple.

Why?

Fountainofyouth:
This manboy is confused, go and read your comment I quoted you dumb ass schmuck.

Seriously

Jeezuzpick:
The OP is assuming everyone sleeps around.
I married in my 30s and I was a virgin.
My wife had a child, but so what? I loved her, and still do, even with kids among whom are now in secondary school!
That's my experience, and it goes to show you how wrong you are, unless you're trying to say marriages between couples over 30 are ALL based on lies and doomed from the start.
There are couples who married in their 20s and are divorced today, so....what exactly are you trying to say here?

You should not say this in public

Fountainofyouth:
You are so stupid it's unbelievable, a man, being a virgin, should not marry a non virgin woman but a virgin woman should marry a promiscuous, empty headed man who has diicked his destiny away right? Your stupid brain thinks pussy makes a marriage work abi? How old are you sef?

Calm down will you?

This is too much even

Hisduchess:
The guy is dumb as fvck. Making an assumption look like the truth.age has nothing to do with promiscuity,it's more about decision. op needs some little money so as to buy brain cos he has none.

Calm down

Fountainofyouth:
Funny thing is that, Op may get married in his 40s, and he may have a single cousin or sister in her 30s, or his future promiscuous daughter may marry in her late 30s, cos I dont understand how one human being can spill a truckload of rubbish.

Why all this ?

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omenka:
Just look at the names of those mocking him sha. They've started wailing on behalf of the people of Bayelsa as usual. Same way they've been wailing on behalf of the entire South South for five years.

One thing folks don't understand about the average South Southener is that good spoken english isn't their forte. I served in Delta state and can tell you without mincing words pidgin is their official language of choice even in the government house!

Jonathan, despite having a Ph. D, makes unpardonable grammatical blunders (eg, how much did Jim Nwobodo stole), and that of Mamma Peace is stuff of legend. See Efe, see Omashola, etc. It is simply their thing, so, no one should crucify Lyon for this. Let his works speak for him.

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BE WARNED HERE OMENKA !!

YOU ARE THREADING A VERY THIN LINE OF INSTIGATION OF TRIBALISM ON THIS FORUM!!

YOU ANALYSIS IS USELESS AND NOT AIMED AT THE TOPIC !!!!!!

BE WARNED!!! YOU ARE VERY NOTORIOUS FOR SPREADING TRIBALISM AND HATE ON THIS FORUM!!!

ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THE EXECUTIVE PASS THE HATE SPEECH BILL !!! AND THAT BILL MUST BE PASSED TO GET PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!

YOU SIT IN YOUR HOUSES AND SPREAD HATE!! MAKING THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB MORE DIFFICULT AND YET TURN AROUND AND BLAME THE PRESIDENT?

YOU ARE A SERIAL HATE MONGER BE WARNED!

NAIRALAND HAS RULES IF YOUR COMMENTS ONLY AIM AT INSTIGATION OF TRIBAL HATE THEN TAKE YOUR OPINION TO THE MOTOR PARK WHERE IT IS BETTER SUITED!!
I WILL NOT TRADE WORDS WITH YOU AGAIN!!

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU ON THIS FORUM FOR A WHILE NOW !!

RESPECT OTHER MEMBERS TRIBES,RELIGION OR BELIEFS HERE!!
OR TAKE YOUR OPINION TO THE TOUT GATHERINGS
Inciting comment, off topic and derailing thread

Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala OAM4J

Fountainofyouth:
Some people like to be seen as woke, Op has watched too much Hollywood high school movies, this is Nigeria ma'am, come back to reality, I would so much whoop her ass ehn she would never do doggy anymore talk more of sex, and that her mouth that swallowed cum, she would wash her teeth and tongue every hour of everyday for one week till she has sores all over her mouth,

Do you know the trauma I as a mother would feel watching something like that? My own daughter? That's if i don't have high BP sef.

Best comment here
This is the most realistic reaction here

Abiodunspectre:
You're joking right

TRANSSION IS NOT SOLD IN CHINA STOP SPREADING LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF TRANSSION?

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PatrickOkunima:
Hi guys, I am back again, and I am that HR Specialist cum CV writer with over a decade’s experience. I am here to continue giving insider tips on what goes on at the back-end after we’ve received thousands of applications from zealous job seekers.

Have you ever had an experience like this?

- You see a job role you are well qualified for
- Then you decide to apply
- You pick your CV and quickly fill out the necessary details on the job search form
- You scribble down some words as your cover letter.
- Then you click the send button and check your Email every day, hoping to get a call back – yet nothing happens.

In most cases, the job advert might have come with a lucrative salary, and you wouldn’t want to be left out. Days turn into weeks, weeks into months, and yet you hear nothing from the advertisers of the job. Boom!!! Game over for you on that job.

This same thing happens to you on other job adverts, and you assume that you are under attack from your village kindred. This might be the last time I will tell you this, so make sure you take action.

I will show you several reasons why you don’t get interviews after submitting your applications. It might be simple to you, but you should find a way to fix it ASAP.

1. Your CV looks like a Battleground

When I mean battleground, I mean it literally. Most simply don’t know how to write a CV; and instead of employing the services of a professional CV writer, they go ahead to just write that way.

You don’t play trial and error with something as important as your CV which is your professional personality on paper. Writing of CV should have a very clear format with specific procedures.

When I pick up a CV, there are certain areas I look out for. If I can’t capture it within the first 5 secs, I drop the CV so fast. This might actually be one of the reasons why you don’t get interviews after your job applications.

2. Downloading Sample Formats from the Internet

The same format you are about downloading has been downloaded by several other users. These same users will apply for the same job – in most cases, and we Human Resource Managers will get the same CV format from several people.

So remember; before you check up on Google, other people have done the same and the same format is getting saturated.

3. Writing your CV with a mobile phone

If you don’t have a laptop to help draft your CV, I encourage you to get someone to help you do it. Unless you’re comfortable getting a job as a bar man, then you should stop reading and focus on other things.

No Human Resource Manager opens a CV with his phone. The truth is that when you format a CV with a mobile phone, the layout comes out completely haggard when viewed from a computer.

N.B: Please don’t ask a cyber café girl to help you design a CV; they have little or no idea of the 7-seconds rule of crafting a CV. I suggest you employ the services of a professional to help you to do justice to it.

4. Your CV isn’t tailored to any Job Role

Most times when I pick up CVs from my desk to scrutinize, I see CVs that has more than 7 job roles in it. When you do this, it simply means one thing; “You don’t come out as a professional in any career sector.” And unless you are pretty luck, no one would send you an invite for an interview.

You should be a master of a job sector in your CV, that make you come out as a pro in the eyes of employers.

Here is a quick question: “Would you hire a jack of all trade for an important position, or an expert in such position?” Your answer is as good as mine. The same way you feel are exactly the same way employers feel when they see such a resume.

Getting interview invites should be the least worries of any job seeker. But if your Professional Personality (CV) isn’t good looking, you may have a hard time scaling through. I have written and I have seen exceptional CVs, and I believe you deserve one.

https://patrickokunima.com/4-possible-reasons-you-arent-getting-any-interviews/

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Mr Patrick you are too desperate to create a relevance with your content which are all unrealistic and not applicable to Nigeria

Tell.them the truth , there is a difference between the way things should be and the way things are , you neglect the latter at your own peril

Know the right people and you get the job.. all your so called interview tips or resume styling tips are total garbage and not applicable to Nigeria of today

To nairalanders

Know the GM HRM or GM people development, attend the sort of events I posted in my profile

Network ,meet the human development decision makers In any company

Start attending the same church or mosque with the CEO

See I have seen people get employed from the sitting rooms .. then get sent for training to get the required skills for the job by the company that employed them

Forget all these nonsense, these applied over a decade ago when we were still starting in tech and online recruitment back then but not today

If it's a government agency like DPR, PEF , FIRS, FAAN , NNPC , or PARASTATALS

Find a PA who works directly for a perm sec or senator and pay them, last I heard for FIRS they charge between 700k - 1.5

Listen I am not advertising I am.just telling you the sad unfortunate reality of Nigeria

Anyone who isn't biologically related to you that promises you a job in any of these agencies will just deceive you or sleep with you and abandon you.

That's the sad reality

Nigeria has gone to the pits ... If you can't afford it then try and get close to a perm sec and start attending his or her church or mosque they get slots too
Senators give their's away to their staff hence those ones sell it to make money that's how those charges come about

I just like being factual and not mislead people

Cheers

This is now a dictatorship

So they won't impose death penalty for corrupt politicians but want death penalty for those who accuse buhari of nepotism ?

Miss please close this thread

It's nauseating when a thread like this reads so obviously manipulated by fake accounts used to push a brands narative

This totally discredits other threads on front page and damages the credibility of this forum

Keep such threads in the backend
Cc Seun

Quality20:
tecno shd take a break, allow us time to rock camon x to 12, spark 2, n 3

Tecno marketers everywhere on this thread

Seems the Chinese gave them a target to meet by selling those their fake garbage phones which Nigerians aren't buying anymore