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iReddington:
Let the young man express his displeasure in peace and stop being contemptuous. You're a very annoying being with an over the top self-importance and disregard for others!
Bloody shoe licker!

Done ?

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taylor89:
Seun please bring back our old nairaland




This one is turning my eyes

Why should he change this back ? Even apps like NUB on the Googleplay with over 25 million downloads have cut of Android devices lower than 5.0 with the last update on Monday last week. If this new style doesn't look good on your phone it's not the forum's fault

Things have to change , one can't remain stagnant

Change is inevitable

Cheers

Seun:
Which device are you using to access the forum? Can you upload a screenshot of what Nairaland looks like on that device?

Secondly

You need to add a dislike feature beside the like button but make the dislike icon more prominent

Why?

This will help curb TRIBALISM and other hate posts and help the mods track such posts easily hence from the back end just delete posts with lots of dislikes

Lastly

The report button seems dated, ineffective and obsolete. since it doesn't delete the post for everyone but just for the viewer

You need to think in the direction of your vision and better moderation.

Again I state moderators are an issue , with personal biased and allow hate speech at tribes or religion they may dislike

Cheers

Seun:
Which device are you using to access the forum? Can you upload a screenshot of what Nairaland looks like on that device?

Seun good evening and how are you?

This font looks good , know this you can't please everyone.

This makes nairaland look more modern and stylish

solmusdesigns:



once Omoluabi Mr Fashola Completes the second Niger bridge for wailers, he would ask the contractors to release the blocked river Niger so that onistha river port can become functional,. atleast they wont wail on Tinubu's neck for bringing all the Ports to Lagos, and agbero can beat any rascal up at will if they misbehave after giving them there own river port1

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Inciting comment, off topic and derailing thread

Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala OAM4J

Ishilove:
Oh yes indeedy. You _cock your big guns each time i attempt to cheat

Exactly

Smh

Useless article

Cheers

AFONJAPIG:
something unbelievable happened before my very eyes last night, I dey in front of my house with one of my Neighbour last night having a night gist , that should be around 10:38pm , we noticed a strange movement , we decided to check what's the noise all about, behold a young guy in his mid 30s was making love to a mad woman, we were astonished but we maintained our cool to see it to the end, as we were watching them this guy was busy knacking the mad woman and she was moving her waist in response that the thing dey sweet her as well, a watchman that work in our street saw us standing there for long , he flashed his torchlight to us and asked who are there , we Respond Oga stone Relax we live here, by then he came closer and saw what we were busy watching, he's an Advance man in mid 60s , he wanted to shout but my neighbour told him to relax that the guy should finish first then we will give him charges, that he will settle us, by then the guy have already felt our presence and start dressing up, we walked closer to them, the watchman started vibrating, Oga See, what you did is not good , this is raping case, we will raise alarm bla bla bla bla, the supposed mad woman fired back to us in defense , don't you people fvck, don't you enjoy it , tell me you don't have $ex etc, she defended their actions oooo ,by then the man asked us what do you guys want, we didn't respond, he pressed a button in a key he was holding , Lexus 350 SUV that parked beside beep light and the back Boot opened, he went to the boot and brought 2 bundles of 1000k mint totalled about 200k he shoves the money in my hand and said guys Oya next time nah, he entered his car and drove off with high speed... The watchman refused to take part in the sharing of the money, my neighbor too dey fear he said make I keep the money by tomorrow morning we go decide what to do, I walked up to him this morning he said I should keep it his mind rejected the money, am planing to throw the money away Please advise me ...


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This is a work of fiction

The OP lied to you all

cheers

Triniti:
yeah, but not like are actually trending. Saw a thread about nairalanders, and your name was the most mentioned by all the tweeps that commented

Hey back off

She is spoken for

Ishilove don't Indulge these , you know how I get jealous >:

Ishilove:
Is this possible?

yeah

Jewingle:
[s][/s]n thanks for your input and suggestions but taking her to Lagos won’t be easy because I stay far away in south south. And I have personal things I’m doing too. I know the Lagos movement won’t be just for a day. Lots of expenses will be involved hotel and stuffs. So for now I’m ruling that out. I’m trying to raise money for her MRI. After the scan, the doctor will know what’s wrong because we don’t even know what’s the cause of this. After that I can state it here clearly and post her pictures and other evidence needed to raise funds and proceeds on her treatment. Thanks

Noted

Jewingle:
no she’s not. She’s just 23 and this started when she was 20 after she finished her secondary school

First start enlightening here on genetics and it's relation to degenerative diseases and such

She has to refocus her mind away from .. this is a spiritual attack so she doesn't fall victim of spiritual fraudsters some of whom have already taken advantage of her or criminals masking as traditionalists

Secondly you may need to take her to lagos and register her under NHIS as your spouse to cut the medical expenses by as much as 80%

Next we take it from there

MelesZenawi:
And the church members were shouting Amen...


Avoid SW pastors and their churches if you want to live long.

Inciting comment, off topic and derailing thread

Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala OAM4J

Jewingle:
yes I admit that. All this years I wasn’t aware of this. ( I was far away in school and we hadly talk)I got to know about this two months ago when she told me. I never imagined it was something that serious. She just told me when I come I will understand that she doesn’t know how to explain but she’s feeling pains and can’t walk properly. I asked if the leg was swollen or any physical injury but she said no. I had the mindset that it was a bone dislocation before I went so i went with a man to massage her. This was someone that massaged my mom when she had bone fracture so I felt it was something similar. When I went there with the man. He said it’s something he could fix that it’s been long that’s why she couldn’t walk again. I said okay let’s give him a chance and see. That was exactly what happened. But from the look of things it’s way beyond massages. Tho at first I asked if they had gone to the hospital but she said no. I sent her money before she went for the blood test and the doctor told her to do the mri. That was before I came with the bone man. The scan she did was an advise from a nurse. She said since there’s no money for the mri we should do normal Xray but when we did that there was nothing wrong with the knees but that wasn’t a proper scan. Everything is leading to money. If I had enough money I would have taken her for the mri scan afterwards. The massage man I brought was just a cheap option I felt could help. I was Wrong!!

I am glad we are on the same page.. an MRI is the way to go

I asked earlier is she educated up to University level?

Jewingle:
Morning all, I will go straight to the point pls. Pls pardon any grammatical error thanks

I have a cousin sister that’s suffering from leg problem for the past 3 years. I don’t know if this athritis because I have researched online and what she’s passing through is pointing to athritis but I still can’t figure it out because it’s worse than what I’m seeing. (She’s from ogoni)

A brief summary of her: she’s currently 23 years old and this sickness started when she was 20. I wasn’t aware all this while but from what she told me, before this problem started she stepped on something and felt a very sharp pain and hotness in her right foot. That moment she couldn’t walk until they called a traditionalist that massaged it and gave her herbs too before she was fine. He later said it was poison she matched.

Not until midnight again she started having serious pains and General body hotness. They tried the man’s number again but he wasn’t picking up and immediately they rushed her to church. After some prayers it reduced a bit but wasn’t over yet. They called back the man again in the morning but he got angry why they took her to somewhere else so he neever came. So they brought another man that worked on the leg for a while and she was better

After a year, the leg problem started again. And this time it got worse. She can’t open her legs. (Thighs) Anytime she trieds to do it the pains is always unbearable. And also have severe pains in both knees. She can’t walk properly without pains. ( she bends while walking like someone with some kind of deformity? As a matter of fact if she tries walking the knee is giving a loud sound like they are using hammer to hit it. This has been going on for the past 3 years and considering how young she is I feel really terrible about it.

She has been on several kinds of drugs and injections and calcium supplements. The pains reduces but always come back. The knee cracking is always there and it’s very loud. I have done Xray on the leg and the result reads her both knees are normal.

I got a man that’s good in massaging to massage her. I had so much confidence in him because when my mom broke her leg he was the one that fixed it. He assured me she would walk after he works on her. he believes it’s because it’s been threee years that’s why the knees are cracking and also why she couldn’t widen her legs. According to him the nerves are stiff. He massaged her for a month and some weeks. The the massage helped in controlling the pains a bit but she still can’t live without drugs. The knees are still cracking, still couldn’t open the legs wide apart. The man is even tired now and now believing it’s not ordinary.

Currently, I’m planning on her going native way(spiritual way) for them to find out if it’s something or someone behind this because a lot of money has been wasted regarding this with no solution
Pls good people of Nairaland, doctors and traditionalists. We need a solution for this as this just can’t be her fate because she’s too young. 3 years wasted already. This gets me worried over and over again and the emotional and psychological traumas she goes through everyday is just something I can’t explain.
Modified:
1 want to thank everyone for your contributions and advice and also use this moment to appeal to anyone that’s willing to help. I just want to see her get back to her feet because 3 years is wasted already. Sometimes I blame the mother for not taking her to the hospital but what do I know. She can’t even afford three quaremeal talk more hospital bills.

The father is married to somone else and don’t even care about her. I’m just trying to help out of pity. Her situation is pathetic and she can’t continue to live this way. If I don’t even do anything then I’m afraid this could be her fate because everyone is neglecting her. Who do you blame even when everyone around u is poor and you live in the village. The load now is just on me and I feel really bad I can’t do much to help her but the same time it hurts me she has to live this way until a help comes. I know how much I have spent on drugs and supplements not including the amount I paid for the massage because I never thought it was this serious. Only felt it was a dislocated bone or so.

So pls guys I know it’s difficult trying to help a stranger talk more someone from a faceless forum. Anyone reading this and willing to help just comment. Thank you

First of all you have made so many mistakes , stop with all the traditional bones setting and herbalists !! Stop they are doing more damage is it's what I suspect

Secondly take her to a proper hospital let a neurologist and an orthopedic expert check her out

Some people are born with a certain Gene defect that can cause the early onset of arthritis..

Or there's another genetic defect that causes cartilage and calcium erosion in individuals when they hit a certain age.

The neurologist will order some blood work tests to determine and also an MRI


You need to slow down

Is she educated your cousin? Up to University level?

Cheers

Ishilove:
Livebyday! You will use one gorodo of schnapps to shift their jaws abi? I trust you

You know how I do dont ya?

ornicus:
Receive, leave these chewing gum bfs and show us the vagene for proper tutorial

Na wa o

Ishilove:
They can't feature us on the homepage when I am not Regina Daniels and you ain't Ned Nwoko

Husband that cannot buy shnapps for his in-laws, is that one a husband?

Haaa babe, I got this

Infact wait and see

Ishilove:
LMAO!! Yeyenatu

And why, Monsieur Livebyday, are you the only one with that right when common barrow of yam you no fit bring??

Wait na
Don't exposed me.here on nairaland, as my.wife you are supposed to cover my shame

Or do you want them to create a thread about us on nairaland homepage?

glorybasseymma:
I have the employment Letter. And I have achieved much more than what we agree. Apart from her, billing too much on flight bookings. We would have make much sales. And this business just started 2nd of this month. And she as sends 5stuff out. Some works for 2weeks etc

The grammar!!! , please try and correct since you are staying your case as a content creator

Ishilove:
There are many illustrative diagrams of the vagina online. Google them

Yes I agree

I am the only one with the right to see your privates !

Are we clear ?

Ishilove:
Go and buy vacuum cleaner on credit and sweep up the pieces.

My soul mate

Ishilove:
Go and hustle my friend. Women pant never finish.


So you're one of those people who marry on credit?

My heart is broken into a million little pieces

Ishilove:
You sef you get bad mouth. I was just looking at you that day as you dey misyarn and was not surprised when dem gather you beat you, come pursue you comot.


We can ride or die after you bring the yams, make you no use hunger finish me and my pikren dem for your house. Hunger bad

I agree na but can I give collateral for the yams?

I fit drop my used inverter e dey work well ok

But this babe sef, you not know say you dey do me something?

Forget those people jor we go give them yams later