Thank you all for all the words of encouragement. I must confess, this thread really helped during my 9mnths course even tho I hardly commented.Now to my birth story..due date was 13th , but somehow baby decided to stay back.and then on monday I started feeling funny.i was feeling very heavy in my pelvic area, and each time I go to the toilet to pee, omo na war o.and I saw water.a bit mixing with my urine..I called DH and we jst started planning to go to the hospital.But as I reach hospital, na im dem check me tell me say na false labour.chai.i felt very bad truthfully.me wey I don dey dream say I go carry my baby dat night. But to cut the long story short, doctor told me to go back home and said I should come bak whenever I have contractions.we left for the house but God had a better plan for me..as we hit road aroud 10pm contraction started but it wasn't too intense.managed till we got home.omo by the time we reach house, it had gone worse. Couldnt sleep , nor sit down
I started praying for mercy o.afta about 2hrs.i decided to endure till around 3-4 but I cudnt hold it, it felt like d baby was goin to come very soon. I woke DH up.we left the house around past 1:am for the hospital. By the time we got to the hospital It was like 2:am .entered labour room past two and at exactly 3:15 am my baby flew out.i was already 5cm dilated when we got back to the hospital. Indeed God is great.my labour was a short one and thank God for a stress free pregnancyand no complications whatsoever. Had a little tear but its all worth it.sorry for the long story o mamas.

Jesus has done it for me o..Help me thank God..my Lo came 3:15 am.weighing 3.2kg. A bouncing baby boy..Hes indeed a faithful God.bs later..

Jesus has done it for me o..Help me thank God..my Lo came 3:15 am.weighing 3.2kg. A bouncing baby boy..Hes indeed a faithfuk God.bs later..

Hello people..Am also proudly teamjune#. But I cnt wait to drop this load o.E no easy mehn.It is well with us..

;DNo its speedy Recover

nattymallam: I wish him soonest recover (Shina Peters)

Arrant Nonsense..

nollywood20: I am not the only one who has noted this fact of life about the current generation of Nigerian girls and women, including those who claim to be graduates of local tertiary institutions in Nigeria.
The glaring difference between the local ones here in Nigeria no matter the size of their BB or va-gina and fake egos and the ones in developed countries like the US and the UK is the majority of babes in Nigeria can be annoyingly intellectually re-tarded compared to the majority of the guys. But in order not to embarrass them, the guys pretend not to notice that these girls are really daft even though they pretend to be smart (and only in their "runs".
As Harper Lee the author of the all time classic novel To Kill a Mockingbird, said, the present generation live in abundant society where people have laptops, cell phones, etc, but with minds like empty rooms.
Majority of them are really promiscuous and vacuous.
The best thing they can offer is S*E*X. So, they prefer you just give them what they want at their own bargains. Money for hand, back for bed.
That is why you see 99% of them crowding the Romance and Sexuality Sections, because they are not capable of engaging in intelligent cerebral discussions in the Politics, Technology, Education sections.
[size=18pt]You now know why the Nigerian guys would rather watch European soccer matches and play games to sitting down to listen to the re-tarded conversations of Nigerian girls gossiping and pinging?[/size]

While majority of Nigerian guys go to the university to get good education for academic and professional careers, the majority of Nigerian girls do so to improve their competitive advantage for their "runs" and hooking rich guys in marriage. And after the weddings, you see them looking and behaving like uneducated people without class and without taste. Even the gardener and driver can chance them.
That is why you can only find few of them in the boardroom, because majority of them have their best assets in the bedroom.

Dating and marrying intellectually re-tarded girls and women affect the development of the family, community and society. Majority of them cannot help their kids with schoolwork/homework.
Imagine asking a Nigerian housewife to read any of the Harry Potter series to kids in Middle Grade (9-12 year olds)?
She would pass out even before page 120. Therefore, how can such a wife raise up brilliant kids when she cannot teach them more than she knows?
But she can teach them how to dance Azonto, Kukere and Alingo perfectly!
Now you know why they are recording mass failures in Nigerian schools?
That is why majority of Nigerian couples are poor and makes Nigeria a poor country even though we have awesome mineral resources, but not enough brains to turn Nigeria around.

Majority of single Nigerian girls and women are more desperate for their dream guys than dream jobs.
[size=18pt]While the Nigerian guys are busy hunting for dream jobs, the girls are busy hunting for the guys hunting for the dream jobs. That is why you see ex-girlfriends desperately making U-Turns to return to their ex-boyfriends who have made it big. They don't even mind to play mistress or "second wife" if the guys are married.[/size]

So, guys how does it feel or how do you cope with dating intellectually re-tarded Nigerian girls on and off campus and those in the office?

Hmmm.may all your wishes be granted ijn.(Amen)

uj_sizzle: I wish everyone's labour of love will be rewarded.

I wish my deepest heart's desire will be granted.

I wish peace to reign in this country.

I wish for wisdom for our leaders.

And that the joy this season brings will fill our hearts.

I suppose they are more like my prayers this season than wishes anyway.

Yes o.buh it worked like magic,cos dis time lastweek didn't noe I was gonna get a new job,jst been wishin and prayin that I wanted a new job dis December.tanx a lot.

binger: Congrats oh! Buh,u didn't wish for it and fold ur arms doing nothing. U prolly searched 4 some weeks,applied for it,took interviews and wrote tests,'pressed buttons'...etc. You made it happen,and thats my point.Wishing alone will never grant ur heart desires.u got to work to make things happen.So,rather than spending time making wishes,make dreams a reality.

A new job.I got it within a week.

2sexy: If it something you are comfortable about sharing, why not?

U really wanna noe?[quote author=binger]wait oh! What exactly did u wish for? For christmas or something else?[/quot

Yes it doesn't happen everyday,buh d fact stil remains dt I did dis time and it came to pass.it was like a miracle.quote author=binger]dear,that u wished once and it came to pass,doesn't guarantee it'll happen evyday.U will find it more satisfying and interesting when u put ur hands to work and make things happen.[/quote]

Lmao.u ll neva change

190: I wish all my current applications, and results I'm expecting should all work out
IJN


+ I wish I hit a 9 digit figure be4 d end of next year

+ one last wish

I wish 2 increase my number of girlfriends from 7 to-14


So help me God

k2039:
It's called coincidence.

far from it bro.

Hmmmm

Mynd_44:
True we give but this is my wish as my giving is not enough

binger: Wishes are for dreamers. Go out and make things happen & stop wishing it'll happen.

I wished and it came to pass,buh with little or no effort tho.

Sup dear?wish u d same.tld u the pm tin doesn't work for me.

2sexy: I no see u again ooo. Merry Xmas in advance

You could ve wished for material tins,dnt u tink so?

Mynd_44:
One does not need a heart of gold to wish that.

You ve really got a heart of gold.

Mynd_44: I wish every child will be safe, have a roof over their head, have clothing, have shoes, food and love not just this christmas but always

I made a wish to God for christmas,and he did grant my wish.So make a wish and let's see if yours wld be granted too.

In your wildest dreams.attachee.

valencia25: If you like reveal am just no put my own name... Mehn! i really enjoyed that night with her, Omosexy got skillz i swear

2sexy: Lizzylois, it's okay. I have moved on.
Can I send you an email via nairaland interface and do such emails get to you? Or you send me an email via d email in my signature or use the nairaland interface.

sry dear was busy in the office.buh dat pm doesn't work for me.if deres anyoda way we can work around it.wld be fine

Rotlmao. madt guy.

Kslib: Ah!! Buenos prisca la hamda vexa suexla... Hama tun la squentsi placa lum tun lad amigos.. Santa buela la hamads squenca suecto pumla.. Agenos tra a la um pioncus tumla.. Ah,la lum lum tun lum scanca...

ABEG MAKE UNA NO BLAME ME,NA WEED CAUSE AM!!!! Puskas

You were actually tryina get my attention abi?u not gonna get it.btw I smell a rat here.you checked myprofile.hmmmm.I comment my reserve.mods pls close this thread.

dvdon:
Simple send me a mail via ma E mail

Huh.

dvdon:
Any way can we hook up mayb its our planned way of meeting by mumsy nature herself

Na me and you smoke am na.abi u don forget?could he have lied on his Facebook profile?if u re frustrated abeg dnt take it out on me biko.

Pacify: I think this thread is a HOAX! Seun himself announced his birthday a couple of weeks back, why una dey celebrate someone's birthday without his approval.

OP be like say u smoke 2 sticks of weed this morning

I Dnt have to place my pic for u to see,moreover,not interested in him for whatever reason.he's not my kinda man.duh.@2sexy,I noe I ve wronged you.singing pls forgive me.and I hope u wld forgive me.see me in camera.#winks#

Lol

pls help me ask him o.jst saw it on my timeline dis morning nd tot we shld wish him a happy birthday.and someone is here creatin a mountain out of a molehill.

You wan Marry me?abi u see placard for my hand ?

Like the popular sayin that a gold fish ,has no hiding place.let's wish the man himself a happy birthday.Happy birthday Seun,wish u LLNP nd all the good things you can ever think of.have a blast.

The fact that I have a very bright future ahead of me,gives me soo much joy and satisfaction.