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Celebrities › Re: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by llaykorn: 5:19pm On Aug 26, 2016

danbrowndmf:
lol. Does that justify the fact that those boobs are older than the carrier.

Dan Brown, the kind things wey your eyes dey see these days ehn; e be like say you done hammer. No be poor man dey notice boobs for this economy again o. undecided

Education › Re: Adeyeye Olorunfemi Rusticated In UNILAG For Facebook Write Up by llaykorn: 4:21pm On Aug 26, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
the. Guy forgot something...you can't outshine your master!!!......he should have graduated ,before spewing trash...there is more to life than talking and criticizing.I wish him the best

Spewing trash? I bet you can't read. Where is the trash in what he spewed? And tomorrow morning, you'll join your friends to criticize the Nigerian situation when a little attempt at changing things is viewed as trash by you.

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Romance › Re: Fadeke And Tunde's Grecian Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by llaykorn: 7:17pm On Aug 24, 2016

jopretty:
Dude looks like he's about dividing the red sea again.lol

The man who did it the first time; was he Greek?

Romance › Re: Guys, Becareful! Girls Can Never Be Trusted! by llaykorn: 11:02pm On Aug 21, 2016

Oahray:
Op your hypocrisy is nauseating. So you know she's in a serious relationship and you are still sleeping with her? You kiss her with one side of your mouth and condemn her with the other side. What makes you better than her? Mumu.

Now, I love the sound of this. grin

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Sports › Re: Morolake Akinosun Won Gold Medal For USA by llaykorn: 8:52pm On Aug 21, 2016*

Freakypinky:
Cool.

Why do Mods have to emphasise the fact that she is Yoruba?
Very immature way to fuel tribalism .

How many mature ways do you know?

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 7:02pm On Aug 21, 2016

Poems For Review › Re: Arugba by llaykorn: 6:17am On Aug 20, 2016

You just made me so super-proud to say I'm from Osgobo. When poetry is employed to celebrate culture, the art produced is ever a vibrantly colorful one. I enjoyed your poetry, and your analysis is right on point.

Thanks for sharing, amberacious.

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Poems For Review › Re: The Dying Poet by llaykorn(op): 9:58pm On Aug 19, 2016

timpaker:
Nah. I still write. Just too lazy to type.
So you're partially back huh?

Back? I was never front, sir, you know.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by llaykorn: 9:19pm On Aug 19, 2016

sinizia:
Bother, if i start explaining, I might end up cursing him more. He's reproach to Manchester United, simply put.

I thought he was the captain.

Poems For Review › Re: The Dying Poet by llaykorn(op): 9:18pm On Aug 19, 2016

timpaker:

The exaggeration and personification here is just interestingly horrific.

Just highlighted my favourite lines.

Great one Lake! (he's back!!! )

Interestingly horrific? The strange way poets use words.

He's not back yet. This is only a flash of lightning - on a sunny summer day. Haven't you now finally lost your pen, Tim?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by llaykorn: 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2016

sinizia:
Just take a look at rooney. What an idiot_

Sinizia, calm down, calm down. Who is this Rooney and what has he done to you?

Poems For Review › The Dying Poet by llaykorn(op): 10:26pm On Aug 18, 2016

The dying poet was not eager to live.
Nor death to make his reprieve.
But to lie somewhere in between
Death and the life you seek.

His soul cried emotion for love of both
So he tried once to kill his soul.

But soon the love of good and that of bad
Found their places in one single man.
The colors of light and those of dark
Painted his blood in white and black.

To redden what white and black was ever not.
He tore his skin and licked the blood

He later sought to know the strings attached
To what tied the duo of sin and man.
Sought knowledge to East and back
And from he who lived in desert sand.

So as a hopeless traveler, bruised and torn.
Beaten and dying for the knowledge he sought.

He met a mountain sage, meek and bald.
Who knew what tied the duo of sin and man.
That was a day before he breathed his last
When he learned of ying and yang.

He had found at last what he gave all to seek.
But it never stayed long to give him peace.

He breathed his last in the arms of the monk
"Scatter, yeah, my ashes dear noble monk"
But never me mourn with a painful song.
For today I found what I long long sought.

Then he waited his last wish to know
If burned or not the body with the soul.

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Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by llaykorn: 9:22pm On Aug 17, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
What is happening this night oo ?

What did our players eat ?

In fact, I can't cry.

Health › Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by llaykorn: 9:04pm On Aug 17, 2016

danbrowndmf:
tell him to engage in early morning exercise everyday for at least 2/3hrs. He should stop taking sugar & take alot of local herb (agbo). Then he should eat alot of cabin biscuit without taking water before sex.thank me later.

Dan Brown, this your advice na die. grin

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Crime › Re: Abdulkareem Tunde Abdulrahman Killed In Father’s House In Ilorin by llaykorn: 4:28pm On Aug 14, 2016

Lagusta:
He is actually a close friend of mine, woke up this morning to read the shocking news.....

May his soul find solace......

Lagusta, when I first read this news, I tried so hard to remember if your name wasn't Abdurrahman. Ilorin and the hospital name just kept hitting sticks on my head.

Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by llaykorn: 10:53pm On Aug 13, 2016

LastMumu:
If Sleekyshuga answer that question correctly, I go nack my head for wall 5 times. She no fit.

My brother, you done start your knacking? grin

Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by llaykorn: 10:50pm On Aug 13, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
Didn't know I used to watch the back of my TV during sports...

A coach is a one who leads his player, be it a football country or club by setting up practices to test their skills etc, same way he inspires them.. Our coach for today's match was Samson Siasia..

A referee is someone who supervises a whole game or simply put, that oga that runs around with players in the field dishing out red & yellow cards, blowing his whistles for handballs, corner kicks, fouls, substitutions, penalties etc

Calm down oo!!! I used to play football for my secondary school until I clocked 16, and started acting all girly..

@ LastMumu, you will hit that head oo ..

Sorry for the late reply.. We were praying..

Calm down, calm down. It's not like that na. You now sound like a typical Chelsea supporter. You even know so many names. I think you qualify as a lady I can afford to watch a match with. grin

Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by llaykorn: 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
Llaykorn, don't judge a book by its cover ..

Lol. That one is sermon. Answer my questions first. Let me give you an easier one. What is the difference between the coach and the referee? cheesy

Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by llaykorn: 10:02pm On Aug 13, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
**clapping**

Beautiful match..

Thank you papa ejima and A. Umar for making me proud...

To other players, well done...

We made it into the semi finals Rio Olympic game .

Germany, we are coming ..

**signing out**

Wait, wait, how many minutes is the semi-final going to be and how many players will play? Answer me without using Google. grin

Romance › Re: I Am Gonna Propose To My Albino Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Day by llaykorn: 11:15pm On Aug 11, 2016

MadCow1:
Please don't tempt me..

I am struggling not to be insensitive on this thread and you guys are not helping.. #Enablers..

But seriously though, I know a couple that are dark skinned with 5 kids 3 of whom are Albinos..

There is probably an albino man playing his game as substitution. grin

Poems For Review › Re: ••••• by llaykorn: 7:50am On Aug 11, 2016

joseph1832:
Nope. The day I stop writing is the day I stop...

Yes, it's the day you stop 'panashuku' and the day you stop 'panashuku' is the day you die. I know that cycle too. grin

Poems For Review › Re: ••••• by llaykorn: 9:57pm On Aug 10, 2016

timpaker:
Heheheheeheh. @Abuja Mindset.

I thought my Mushin blood would help me.

Since we both owe ourselves then we should just apply one of the accounting principle known as 'Bad debt' and write them off.

No. Let's apply some other principle. You'll find a name for it. We subtract the sum of the values of the debts. What remains will be paid by the party with the bigger one.

Now, meat now sells for 50 naira in the biggest restaurant in Lagos. Let's say you were going to get 3 pieces. I think you can now subtract 150 naira. Thank you.

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