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joseph1832:
LOL. Some peeps respond negatively to constructive criticisms, I'm afraid to say.

Feel free to vote whoever you wish bro. What have you been doing anyway?

Seeking me.

I saw your reply in the flash fiction thread. Have you read Robert Ludlum's Bourne Identity?

joseph1832:
Even though your good friends are the ones labeling your other good friend "hater" and "bad belle?".

You must, by now, have become the Critic Laureate of Nairaland with this news I meet.

joseph1832:
No I don't. Lol. Was only yanking your cord. Anyway, you should think twice about giving your vote to peeps who easily label constructive criticisms as "bad belle" and "hater". Remember _morganacanta? Lol.

If Morgan is contesting, my job for the next week will be to make sure he doesn't win. Amazing I don't even know any of these people contesting. But then, it's not a bad idea to support the man many of your good friends support.

Cutehector:
lol next year's own will be tough


With the likes of me, tosyn, naijab, emusmth, and oda popular guys.


I"l encourage all of dem to participate. It will be the most epic.

Naijab again? That's allowed?

joseph1832:
And what if I ask you to vote for my own contestant bro? Don't you think I deserve your trust and vote?

Amazing! Joseph, you're into campaigns too? Who's your contestant? There's a phase where one can vote for three men.

Cutehector:
of course laveda owns dat .


Thanks bro. I really appreciate ur understanding. I'll follow u now so u can follow bak ok.

Done. Hector, but this year Mr Nairaland go tough o. I done see like 4 big men already.

Cutehector:
I knw say laveda don show u breast and yarnsh eh..


Laveda sweerie( na joke ooo) abeg.

As I no get boobs and yarnsh. I go buy u drink as guy wey we be. Make u vote my guy falconey. U Sabi am abi?

When I can vote for two men, your man will make the second place. I think there'll be one where I can only vote for one person. Laveda owns that.

Laveda:
Thank you.

I'll always give you a mention which would serve as a reminder

I even forget to log in these days when I get busy enough.

Don't worry. My support means that you have one less opponent voter to care about.

Cutehector:
ma nigga. Watsaap bro

Hector! What's up, bruh?

Laveda:
He's just the low key kinda person, he's been around you'd know him better with time.
I have your support now, right?
.
How you been?

Hehe. I hear you, and yes you do. I'm not just online that much these days.

Laveda:
won't you love to be among the winning team?

Okay, you'll gain everything you seek from the king.


Hey llaykorn.

Hahahhaha. I'd really love that. The deal is just that: I never knew the bro. LOL

Hi Laveda.

Laveda:
See fine boy

#Team Iamk ingzlee

And if one supports your team, what do they stand to gain?

ShaqFu:
So they didn't teach you The Solar System in school? Wow!. I'm shocked.

Those who are destined to be in the ranks of the greatest don't believe everything they are taught in school.

ShaqFu:
Then you must be a spirit, Jupiter can't sustain life.

How can you know if you haven't gone there to check

ShaqFu:
And where did you disappear to, Mr?

Jupiter. There was a little party, just for a day. But you know how many of your days on Earth a Jupiter's day takes?

Laveda:
And who are the league of monarch or whatever you call them?
Look here, I'm not in competition with any group, I'm here to do my thing..please keep awon werey out of this..

Thank you.

Here to do your thing? Contesting for Mr NL?

iAmCharis:
Lol
How far? What happened to your bbm?

I have even been looking for someone to help test it. Please send a message; it should work now.

iAmCharis:
Brother!

Brotherly! They said you're now in America. Is it true?

Laveda:


Yeah and I'm happy she did, stay well dearie.

Thanks so much, beautiful.

And, congratulations, Queen Lanicky. I was scared you'd get all emotional and back out when the cyber bullies waged their wars, but, wheew and here we are!

JigsawKillah, how boys dey take celebrate for weekend na? :-/

Laveda:
Good evening. and how are you?
I don't see you comment anymore



Work ish?

You know, Laveda. There used to be so much time, then all of a sudden, no more time. Hehe. I heard our queen made it. I wish I could still cast my vote now and increase the margin by one.

Laveda:
Hello, llaykorn.

Hi Laveda. Been ages!

Laveda:


Thanks anyways..
Glad you even remembered

It's a sin to forget those that never forget one.

Laveda:
Thanks

Now this is coming real late I'm sorry.

I hope you had a happy birthday!

dammytosh:
Eediots and POVERTY stricken f00ls.

They will burn Emma B and come online to defend Saraki.

Meanwhile Emma B stole only to affect them today but the Likes of Saraki stole to affect their generation.


I wish Emma B can challenge the jurisdiction of the burning.

I wish Emma B can say the people beating him are his classmate and they must be changed.

I wish Emma B too can scream witch hunt.

I wish Emma B can also say: " burn me beside Tinubu he is also a thief"

I wish Emma B can rent f00ls to wear different tribe attire and carry placard to say justice for Emma B.

I wish Emma B stole a lot to share with the eediots that set him on fire

I wish Emma B can get ridiculous injunctions challenging those beating that they also stole from their mother's pot.


If you give Saraki a fair hearing despite.tracing billions into his account why won't Emma B deserve fair hearing.

The only difference between Emma B and Saraki right now is that Emma B did not steal enough to hire 100 SANS.

Dansuki went to ecowas court to challenge the Federal Govt holding him for months despite tracing billions on naira shared. Yet Emma B was sentenced to death before pleading guilty.


I say no to jungle justice untill we can start treating politicians the same way.

The last time one f00l cut off some ones wrist for attempting to steal his phone. (less than 5k phone )
How I wish I can hand over the 400k plus phones I carry around to redeem that wrist.

With deep pain in my heart I say Rest In PEACE Emma B.

You don't have to die that way but guess you should have stolen way more than u did and can ever imagine to stand any chance before the barbarians.

This truth had a tear in my eye.

darkenedrebel:
. what's your standpoint on this?.

It depends, really. The random woman that gets into a casual fight with me in a bus or something and slaps me first receives her slap back. I might even help her increase the dose. But then, I don't pray I ever find myself in a situation where I have to engage some random woman in a fight. Yuck!

I don't think I can hit my wife or sister, though. The thought of doing that seems somehow difficult for me to imagine.

However, I think these things are not things you decide to do or not to do. It's just like deciding whether you would remove your hand from a kettle or not when you find out it's hot. In the case of a slap-slap scenario, actually.

I think it's barbaric to beat women on a normal day, though.

ronald4lif:
I'm equally nonplussed about the referred embolden comment. Dude account must have been tempered with. That can't be true.

No, it can't. The 36 demon legions commander sounding like a preacher of the gospel.

SUPERPACK:
My mother have never slapped me before, so if she slaps me, she will recieve100 heavy thunderbolts in rply. i dont care what led to the slap. if she can abuse me physically as a woman, then i have no option than to treat her as a fellow man.

You'd slap your mother back in 100 folds if she slaps you? Did I get this right?

darkenedrebel:
it was a far synonym meant to make you view the topic from the proverbial panoramic prism. the same way it is egregiously wrong to fisticuff with your parents even when they are in the wrong is the same way it is 50 shades of anomalism to lay a finger on a woman even if she is in the wrong! it is totally unmanly!
you know, receiving a slap from a lady and playing possum thereafter is 10 times more dignifying than receiving a slap and reprising
.

Glassya-Labolas my brother, is this you?

MrCork:
....my heart been broken 17times by black women which is y no one dates them hear In London. They always end up doin the same thing to me..chop my moiney...I ain't scared..am juss scared to truss them...if I don't marry..they have threaten to find me girl from the village & that will phuck up my repputation as a plaYA

MrCork, does this mean that everytime a girl breaks your heart, your penis adds an inch? Or, is it just coincidence that you have a 17-inch kondo?