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Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2016
Cutehector:
I knw say laveda don show u breast and yarnsh eh.. grin


Laveda sweerie( na joke ooo) abeg.

As I no get boobs and yarnsh. I go buy u drink as guy wey we be. Make u vote my guy falconey. U Sabi am abi?

When I can vote for two men, your man will make the second place. I think there'll be one where I can only vote for one person. Laveda owns that. cheesy
Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 10:29pm On Jul 06, 2016
Laveda:


Thank you. smiley

I'll always give you a mention which would serve as a reminder wink

I even forget to log in these days when I get busy enough. sad

Don't worry. My support means that you have one less opponent voter to care about. tongue
Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 10:20pm On Jul 06, 2016
Cutehector:
ma nigga. Watsaap bro wink

Hector! What's up, bruh? smiley
Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 10:15pm On Jul 06, 2016
Laveda:


He's just the low key kinda person, he's been around you'd know him better with time. smiley
I have your support now, right?
.
How you been? smiley

Hehe. I hear you, and yes you do. I'm not just online that much these days.
Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 9:46pm On Jul 06, 2016
Laveda:


won't you love to be among the winning team? cheesy

Okay, you'll gain everything you seek from the king. grin


Hey llaykorn. smiley

Hahahhaha. I'd really love that. The deal is just that: I never knew the bro. LOL

Hi Laveda. smiley
Romance / Re: I Am Boreddddd by llaykorn: 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
Laveda:


See fine boy embarassed

#Team Iamk ingzlee cool

And if one supports your team, what do they stand to gain? undecided
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 10:28pm On Jul 03, 2016
ShaqFu:
So they didn't teach you The Solar System in school? Wow!. I'm shocked. grin

Those who are destined to be in the ranks of the greatest don't believe everything they are taught in school. smiley
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 11:15pm On Jul 02, 2016
ShaqFu:
Then you must be a spirit, Jupiter can't sustain life. tongue

How can you know if you haven't gone there to check
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 11:07pm On Jul 02, 2016
ShaqFu:
And where did you disappear to, Mr?

Jupiter. There was a little party, just for a day. But you know how many of your days on Earth a Jupiter's day takes? grin
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 (observation Thread) by llaykorn: 11:01pm On Jul 02, 2016
Laveda:


And who are the league of monarch or whatever you call them?
Look here, I'm not in competition with any group, I'm here to do my thing..please keep awon werey out of this..

Thank you. smiley

Here to do your thing? Contesting for Mr NL? shocked

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 10:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
iAmCharis:
Lol
How far? What happened to your bbm?

I have even been looking for someone to help test it. Please send a message; it should work now.
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 10:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
iAmCharis:
Brother!

Brotherly! They said you're now in America. Is it true? sad
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 10:30pm On Jul 02, 2016
Laveda:
grin

Yeah and I'm happy she did, stay well dearie. smiley

Thanks so much, beautiful. smiley
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 12:03pm On Jun 29, 2016
And, congratulations, Queen Lanicky. I was scared you'd get all emotional and back out when the cyber bullies waged their wars, but, wheew and here we are! smiley

JigsawKillah, how boys dey take celebrate for weekend na? :-/

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 11:49am On Jun 29, 2016
Laveda:


Good evening. smiley and how are you?
I don't see you comment anymore



Work ish?
You know, Laveda. There used to be so much time, then all of a sudden, no more time. Hehe. I heard our queen made it. I wish I could still cast my vote now and increase the margin by one. grin
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by llaykorn: 7:24pm On Jun 20, 2016
Laveda:

Hello, llaykorn. smiley
Hi Laveda. Been ages! smiley
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Laveda! by llaykorn: 10:24pm On May 11, 2016
Laveda:


sad sad

Thanks anyways..
Glad you even remembered cheesy

It's a sin to forget those that never forget one. smiley
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Laveda! by llaykorn: 8:34pm On May 10, 2016
Laveda:


Thanks grin

Now this is coming real late I'm sorry. sad

I hope you had a happy birthday!
Crime / Re: Thief "Emma-B" Burnt Alive In Warri (Graphic Photos, Video) by llaykorn: 10:20pm On May 09, 2016
dammytosh:
Eediots and POVERTY stricken f00ls.

They will burn Emma B and come online to defend Saraki.

Meanwhile Emma B stole only to affect them today but the Likes of Saraki stole to affect their generation.


I wish Emma B can challenge the jurisdiction of the burning.

I wish Emma B can say the people beating him are his classmate and they must be changed.

I wish Emma B too can scream witch hunt.

I wish Emma B can also say: " burn me beside Tinubu he is also a thief" sad angry

I wish Emma B can rent f00ls to wear different tribe attire and carry placard to say justice for Emma B.

I wish Emma B stole a lot to share with the eediots that set him on fire

I wish Emma B can get ridiculous injunctions challenging those beating that they also stole from their mother's pot.


If you give Saraki a fair hearing despite.tracing billions into his account why won't Emma B deserve fair hearing.

The only difference between Emma B and Saraki right now is that Emma B did not steal enough to hire 100 SANS.

Dansuki went to ecowas court to challenge the Federal Govt holding him for months despite tracing billions on naira shared. Yet Emma B was sentenced to death before pleading guilty.


I say no to jungle justice untill we can start treating politicians the same way.

The last time one f00l cut off some ones wrist for attempting to steal his phone. (less than 5k phone )
How I wish I can hand over the 400k plus phones I carry around to redeem that wrist. sad sad

With deep pain in my heart I say Rest In PEACE Emma B.

You don't have to die that way but guess you should have stolen way more than u did and can ever imagine to stand any chance before the barbarians.

This truth had a tear in my eye.

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Romance / Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 10:07pm On May 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


grin. what's your standpoint on this?.

It depends, really. The random woman that gets into a casual fight with me in a bus or something and slaps me first receives her slap back. I might even help her increase the dose. But then, I don't pray I ever find myself in a situation where I have to engage some random woman in a fight. Yuck!

I don't think I can hit my wife or sister, though. The thought of doing that seems somehow difficult for me to imagine.

However, I think these things are not things you decide to do or not to do. It's just like deciding whether you would remove your hand from a kettle or not when you find out it's hot. In the case of a slap-slap scenario, actually.

I think it's barbaric to beat women on a normal day, though.

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Romance / Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:56pm On May 09, 2016
ronald4lif:


I'm equally nonplussed about the referred embolden comment. Dude account must have been tempered with. That can't be true.


No, it can't. The 36 demon legions commander sounding like a preacher of the gospel. grin
Romance / Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:45pm On May 09, 2016
SUPERPACK:
My mother have never slapped me before, so if she slaps me, she will recieve100 heavy thunderbolts in rply. i dont care what led to the slap. if she can abuse me physically as a woman, then i have no option than to treat her as a fellow man.

You'd slap your mother back in 100 folds if she slaps you? Did I get this right?
Romance / Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by llaykorn: 9:40pm On May 09, 2016
darkenedrebel:


it was a far synonym meant to make you view the topic from the proverbial panoramic prism. the same way it is egregiously wrong to fisticuff with your parents even when they are in the wrong is the same way it is 50 shades of anomalism to lay a finger on a woman even if she is in the wrong! it is totally unmanly!
you know, receiving a slap from a lady and playing possum thereafter is 10 times more dignifying than receiving a slap and reprising
.

Glassya-Labolas my brother, is this you? shocked
Romance / Re: A Letter To Myself! by llaykorn: 8:36pm On May 09, 2016
MrCork:




....my heart been broken 17times by black women which is y no one dates them hear In London. They always end up doin the same thing to me..chop my moiney...I ain't scared..am juss scared to truss them...if I don't marry..they have threaten to find me girl from the village & that will phuck up my repputation as a plaYA angry

MrCork, does this mean that everytime a girl breaks your heart, your penis adds an inch? Or, is it just coincidence that you have a 17-inch kondo? grin
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 2:05pm On May 08, 2016
joseph1832:
The authors?
Jonathan Kellerman Stephen Hunter Martin Meredith.
You'd really love the one by Martin. Title is: The State Of Africa.
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 1:00pm On May 08, 2016
joseph1832:
No can do.
Three good ones.
Sports / Re: Martial Arts by llaykorn: 12:24pm On May 08, 2016
prodam:
Hello all,


Where can I get training on martial art or boxing. I am in Alimosho area of Lagos.


Regards.

2016 already. Found a dojo yet?
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 12:16pm On May 08, 2016
joseph1832:
Sorry, I don't swap my books any more bruv, peeps tend to have the habit of not returning it.

Two of mine to one of yours?
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 11:59am On May 08, 2016
joseph1832:
You should try Dean Koontz [I]Strange Highway,[/i] it'll blow your mind.

Collection? if you have it, let's do a swap.
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 11:56am On May 08, 2016
sinceraconcept:
yeah bro

Let me visit your library. grin
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 11:44am On May 08, 2016
boomii:
My favourite book (s)......As crow flies, Cain and Abel......infact any book by Jeffrey Archer smiley

Other authors....Dan Brown, Robert Ludlum, Stephen King, Ted Dekker, CS lewis, J K Rowlings

Have you seen Archer's A Twist In The Tale. It's a short story collection. One of the best collections I've seen.
Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by llaykorn: 11:39am On May 08, 2016
Bisiebae:



PS TO ALL THE BOYS I HAVE LOVED:
A young teenager's sister was moving to another country for college. The older sister breaks up with long time boyfriend, Once she left, her sister began developing feelings for him.

I finished the pdf of this book in two nights after randomly downloading it from waptrick.com. Awesome one! I think the sister started having the crush on the guy even before she left for college, though. She wrote that in the letters, didn't she?

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