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Car still available and in good shape

Maybe you for not popular

Unwise fellow. See person wey you suppose love now you no love

Pishure please or I don't believe it

Actually you don't.. there is no way to tell

Jus to here to read comments

This guy no well. Instead of the girl to be asling who now belongs to the other room now she is smiling, until e over am

Next thing now Nigerians go wan emulate. Leave oyinbo culture for oyinbo people, we get masquerade dance for nigeria, even new yam festival self they.

Ok so I force myself read this thing and noticed that it was a nurse that wrote this article.. it has to be, they be looking for way to equate the playing ground. Let me answer your question.. Nurses are nurses and MDs are MDs, they are all doctors but not MDs.

Thank you

I don't think you can say there is a particular tribe. The search query is too narrow.

Yes sir
Very necessary

This president na 419

Lol. That's if I was making money from it or claiming to write it .. neither of which I did

plavic:

I smell powers that be

Abi ?

dimejiguy:
Lmao....

I have always wondered why would someone just be selling cucumber, how can someone sell cucumber and be able to use it to survive with wife and children.
Well this is no longer a mystery as I now know that cucumber biz is the next big thing. Sales of cucumbers will reduce the amount of jobless people out there, am thinking Seun of Nairaland should create a section called cucumber market like technology market. In this section different sizes of cucumber can be sold.

Yes o.

Nobody is dragging your work with you bros. Infact am giving credit.

lalaponcus:
Brooooo. This is someone's work. #BASHORUN work actually. And I am him by God's grace. So please give due credit and stop claiming others work

Lol chei oyinbo people sha. Them too simple. If na naija this girl and her parents can't talk outside not to talk of even make videos and upload.

Lol thanks. i didn't even notice. these Autocorrect keyboards will not kill someone

Omonoba1:
you can relatED to this?

Listen to yourself. I won't be surprised if you haven't seen the firewalls of a higher institution. Don't be offended but please know that I take this very personal. How would one go to school and end up as conductors why bother in the first place why not just start conducting from birth.

olaskul:
But been a conductor outside nija is no problem for you abi, the so called dirty jobs are what a lot run aboard to do so you is fooling who

Men this is derailing. This country would be burnt down one day I swear. How would you say. You want to employ graduates as conductors. Why do we have schools.

I know one government official some were thinks this is a good idea to get them off the streets bUT I consider this an insult not just to the graduates, but to the schools and its officials and also to the country in general

Othis title is quite misleading and the author of the post is really biased . I feel bad for the Author and NL for moving this post to front page. God doesn't take this things lightly

Relaxing doesn't make hair grow. It only stretches the hair.

durentsneh:
oga relaxing hair is not compulsory. I no want make my hair overgrow. No relaxers

Laugh no go kii person for NL

Na pre-wedding pics again.

You must relax d hair oga. Relax the hair then dye it after. Before any hair cream can come in play

The only necessary thing you need for the attraction is Money

The story is confusing I swear. First you wan talk about your Ex getting married, next you talk about your expectations, then you comman tell us how your mum got you a toaster. None of the story ever complete. Well nice write up sha

A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE.

Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone

How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.

There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.

*oboy show*
*baby show*
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.

Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.

Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.

At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.

*The landlord said you people should pa.*
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.

*Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel*
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.

To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.

Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.

The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.

They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.

There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.

A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.

The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.

*Who you be*
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.

*Well, I am kosilala for your information*
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.

Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.

Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.

A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.

Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.

At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.

So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.

Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.

While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.

Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.

In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.

Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.

With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.

To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.

In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin..#LORENZO

Cc Seun

Lol.. cucumber price suppose reduce now