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TRuth of the matter be say your friend is breaking up because another reason not just because of that word. Either he is not telling you tye truth or he is not telling himself the truth.

Lalasticlala fp o

Thank you. Hoping lalasticlala will move it to fp

Purpletee:
touching

No be state dey first for there ?

Ggg

lhawarl1:
I also love cats too, but my family wont allow me to keep one, i dont why nigerians hate cats

Naso

enomakos:
na old woman you wan beat?
Let her rest in jail in america

OK na because of you o bros. But at least make e come serve term for naija jail na

E go shock am. Even we no no our weakness. Okpe for this man o

Evil nigerian. This type of nigerian na they spoil other Nigerians hustle .. she should be brought back home let us beat her for dragging our name in the mud

Lol really ?

oruma19:
u sound like one who worships Mammon. It's a pity.

She fit recieve call already warning her. If them break your big toe now. Your career don finish. You dey talk to person wey dem born enter wealth. Come Kaffy respect yourself.

all this before marriage things so. after marriage hehehehhe.

Not fair

Lol. Can't stop laffn

no na. them go hand me over to police again

talktonase:
Ok oh! Try your luck, you go wash plate for 6months

In other parts of the world, you usually see a cat strolling,sitting or standing.
In Europe, USA, China etc, they saunter to rub against your legs, snuggle up to you.
You enter people's houses, they lie on the best couches, sleep on your beds. There are special cat foods, even holiday resorts for cats.
Some people even commit suicide because their cats died. There are even poems for cats.
PUSSYCAT PUSSYCAT
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I HAVE BEEN TO LONDON
TO SEE THE QUEEN.
e go dey sweet the cat.
But in Nigeria, they are always running from people.
Once they sight you, fiam they take off. No taking chances, to see if u would throw a stone at them.
So even in nursery school, I wondered why nobody owned a cat in my neighbourhood.
At secondary school, we usually gave a wide berth to one woman that had a cat near our school.
No rumour that was not spread about her. We stay afar and stare at her and the cat. If she finds cause to veer towards our direction, we always manufacture reasons to maintain the same equilibrium distance or more as before.
We try to ensure that the biblical advice: DO NOT BE UNEQUALLY YOKED applies between her and us . that's the primal fear we had for cats.
The worse afflicted is the black pussycat, for the normal hued cat, you may decide whether to hurl a stone or not, but if it's a black cat, the witch hunting season is on,gun owners will bring their guns, cutlasses, cudgels, the hunt is on.
We just saw a WITCH run up the house roof, they will shout, as able bodied men roll up their sleeves, to lynch and burn the cat witch.
Try to inform them that it's just a harmless pet,
That one na your business, they sneer back,
you think you are the only one wey go school?
Don't you see how their eyes glow in the dark? They argue
Does yours glow like that, They defeat you.
Abeg, make that witch no escape o! They ignore you and turn back to the business at hand.
God don catch am today.
In church next Sunday, once pastor shout, testimony time!!!
My brethren, last week, an evil witch visited our compound,
Hah! Congregation screams
If you see glowing green eyes
YOU MEAN AM!
If you see scissors teeth
NA WAO!
if you see sharp claws
TUFIAKWA
But trust me, it didn't know the God I serve, the God of my General Overseer, I prayed and anointed the men with the anointing oil our G. O. gave me and we went into battle with the enemy. For you to know that it is not an ordinary cat, we searched for hours before we saw it.
The eyes were glowing like live coal. But by His Grace we persevered and slew it.
WAO, AWESOME GOD, ALLELUIA, rends the air.
Everyone shouting.
On Monday, at work
Mr. Boniface, sorry, this is your letter, your name is among the names of retrenched staff. Kindly proceed to Human Resources for your severance advice.
Chai! I said it! Its that dastardly black witch pussycat that caused it. Mr. Boniface wails.
Abeg cat is not a witch, let's show love and tender care to all God's creatures.
WHAT? Did I say all?
Abeg, minus snakes o!
Try go show tender care to cobra.

Culled from: https://www.facebook.com/adventuresofkunlethomas/

NO BE SMALL THING O
Last night was Awesome! I had only N4,000 Naira in
my wallet and I was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food, so I went to one High Class Hotel at V.I and made an order of the most expensive meal and wine they had available. After the meals, the drinks and champagne, my bill was N35,500 but I told the waiter that I had only 3k and he
called the manager. Anyway, to cut the long story short, after being angry and disappointed in me, the manager handed me over to the Nigerian Police. On my way to the station, I gave the Police officers N2,000 and I was set free. I still have N2,000 wit me.
lol, this is what I call "Financial Management"
and I will do this again tomorrow. I'm going to SHERATON Hotels for dinner tomorrow... maybe you can join me for dinner if you won't mind us being arrested together.

Culled from: https://www.facebook.com/adventuresofkunlethomas/

Lol. Make me an offer na. If you are interested

jahstech:
Bro take it easy I beg, the one that isn't locked to icloud sells for around same amount

Still available

In this digital age and time. People still steal cars. Nawa illiteracy na bastard

This guy don loose form o. Where all the abs

I know what the oyinbo man lacks. It is Faith. He lacks Faith while FG has a lot of it. Aviation Hub indeed

Naija. Which way

Very Clean Ipad for sale in Benin.
Device type: Ipad 3 cellular and WiFi
Memory: 32gb
Condition: locked to icloud
Cosmetics condition: very clean
Price: 30k
Contact: 08058812001

Pics below

jahstech:
Pls more details, don't understand what you mean...


Meanwhile, still searching for the iCloud Locked iPad Mini,
I need the original DIGITIZER/TOUCH PAD and the outer CASE/FRAME

Sorry I meant ipad 3. Cellular and WiFi with 32gb of memory. And it is locked to it icloud

Oba keeping it 100 .. Oba gha to Okpere. Ise

Still available