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arcike:
i pity ur ignorance... u can hang urself bro

shut up.

ovieokodhi:
bro by ur username I bliv we r from same region and I know you know me well since we finished from dia..lets call a spade a spade the act is extremely barbaric .I don't support such molestation from fellow humans so I will like you to call that junior boy to order he is creating nuisance on this platform as I know exboys in futo are not only those from nms but command,air force and navy military school are together in the association. Nms 01

my brother, if you see they way they even carry military uniforn like they are soldiers. they beaten people anyhow as if they have the right. please help remind them that they are still civilians till they join the military.,

arcike:
gullibility at its peak

do you know that you are a bloody civilian too?

arcike:
kip saying wat u don't knw... lemme giv u a little in site abt us... we are known as boi soldiers and immediately we pass out are absorbed bk in2 d military as personnel (tho its by it choice)... dey stopped d process wen a former very well known general (won't mentioñ his name) son was dismissed from d sch, he saw it as an insult and petitioned UNICEF to stop d process... which was successful until buratai became d COAS and unfortunately his son was in d sch so dey brought bk d process...

am just telling u all dis in case u meet a newly passes out exboy and u confront him wit DOA ur lubbish talk den brother all I can tell u is RIP in advance

you are very stupid! you don't even know anything. carry exboy for head go try rugged person before you say Jack them done beat you to death.

mind who you try rubbish with.

arcike:
lol, chike ke? am Nt Igbo bro...mind u, we could b brodas..

NMS is just a Secondary school. being an Ex boy does not make you a soldier...

As the door of new month opened today, may every of your close doors open. Forge ahead it is your month of new thing.

If by last month you conquered the grave, definitely you will never die without achieving your goals. I usher you into unlimited victory.
Go and succeed In Jesus name.

Every strong man you have seen in the last month shall be disgrace in your presence this month; they will be the stepping stones for your upliftment.

Overwhelming joy that shed tears, brakethrough dance that has no control and victory that has no end. This are my wishe for you this month. Go and prosper, it’s your month.

You will not only overtake but possess all the possession of your enemies this month. Every satellite covering your glory shall catch fire.

Exceedingly you shall grow, speedily you will get to where your enemies think you can never reach. It’s your month.

It’s a new month! Go and achieve all what your lineage could not achieve and possess all what the carcas has eaten from you.

Shalom

Happy new year...

Like and type Amen to confirm

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ashjay001:
Op, u sure say, no be style u take dey do advert so?


Seun, u better come collect ur money, b4 dem take ur nl do free advert finish

lol

Lalasticlala come and see advert oooo!

Aunty we should write?

hilarious Advertisement found in Delta state

It's been over a month since something came out of the joke section to Front page.


What kind of Advertisement is this??

never give up

this page will be updated very soon

How to Unleash Your Dog’s Super Sense of Smell by- Kathy Santo.


To say that dogs are super smellers is an understatement. Whether it’s the ground during a walk, another dog during a meet-and-greet , or your friend when she walks into your house, chances are your dog leads with his nose to get information he can’t get with his eyes alone.

That’s because your dog’s sense of smell is a lot more powerful than yours. Humans have a paltry five million scent receptors in their nose compared with the 225 million that dogs
like a German Shepherd have. It’s no wonder canines have been working as scent detectors (narcotics alert, search and rescue, bomb detection ) for decades.

Fun With Scent Work

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You don’t have to sign your dog up for the police academy for him to learn to use his natural scenting talents. Many obedience schools offer classes to teach your dog the fun of scent work. These classes are especially helpful in developing confidence in dogs who are fearful or nervous. Energetic dogs will benefit as well, because searching is a mental and physical exercise that will help them learn to focus their enthusiasm on
the task at hand. One of the biggest benefits of going to a scent-work class is the working relationship and teamwork that develops between you and your dog.

How to Start

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Treats

Choose a treat that is super enticing to your dog, but not greasy or sticky. You don’t want residue from, say, a piece of hot dog, to linger on your hand or the cup you’ll be using. Given the power of the dog’s sense of smell, he will always detect some of the scent of the previous treat used, but you want to teach him to find the most powerful smell, not just any smell. Use something dry to help him out in the early stages of learning the games.

Toys

Is your dog not motivated by food? You can hide a favorite dog toy that’s small enough to fit in your hand. Since most toys are bigger than that, take your dog to your local pet-supply store and audition some smaller version of his faves. Be sure to keep it out of the daily rotation, so that it’s extra special when you use it. One of my dogs loved to play tug, so I would hide a piece of burlap; when he found it, a rousing game of tug would occur. In the following games, just substitute “play with your dog” for “give your dog the treat.”

Where To Play

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Start out in a distraction-free environment, eventually moving to places with more excitement. This is a great way to teach
your dog to focus more on the task at hand (and you) instead of every person, dog, and air molecule he encounters. Once he’s learned it, the game “Which One?” can come in handy
when there’s a sudden commotion or when your dog is stressed, by helping to get his mind on something else

Four Games to Try

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WHICH ONE?


This was the first game I taught my dog Teddi when I was a kid. Start with your dog on a leash. Have him sit in front of you, step on the leash so he can’t walk off, and put your hands behind your back, with a high-value treat in one hand.

Present both closed fists (about three feet apart from each other, and fairly close to your dog’s face) and ask, “Which one?” Your dog will sniff both hands, and when he correctly
identifies the right one (he may paw at it, bump it with his nose, or bark at it), open your hand, give him the treat, along with lots of praise. Repeat, this time changing which hand has the treat. If you’re using a really great treat, your dog should want to stay and play. This game is easy, and a great one to have your children play with the dog (supervised, of course).

Troubleshooting: If your dog isn’t interested in the game, ask yourself: Am I using a great treat? Is he tired? Does he need to go outside and relieve himself ? Is he already full?

SHELL GAME

Start with three large plastic drink cups. While your dog is out of the room, place them four feet apart and hide a treat under one of them. Bring your dog back into the room on leash, point to each cup, and excitedly say, “Find it!” You may have to tap the cup to get your dog to notice it. If you don’t see any
reaction or interest, move to the next cup and then the next. Still no reaction? Go back to the first cup and try again or review the troubleshooting tips above. When your dog finds the right cup, lift it up, offer praise, and let him eat the treat. Make sure your praise is enthusiastic—you want him to love playing
this game. When three cups seem too easy, increase the number and change the location of the game.

Troubleshooting: If your dog knocks over the cups, modify the game. Enthusiasm is great, but you want him using his nose,
not his brawn. Try a dish that doesn’t tip over as easily, like a plastic cereal bowl.

BLIND SHELL GAME

After your dog understands that you hide goodies under a cup, you can set up the game and turn out the lights. Walk back into
the room with your dog on leash and excitedly tell him to “Find it!” He’ll have the challenge of finding the cups and the challenge of finding the correct one.

DOUBLE BLIND SHELL GAME

In this version, you have a friend set up the cups and treats so that you can’t unintentionally lead your dog to the correct cup. This is a great moment, as you’ll be relying on your dog to do all the work. You will become adept at reading his body language, so you’ll be able to offer encouragement when he’s confused and cheer him on when he’s found the treat.

Source: akc.com

you can ask your questions

STEP EIGHT - FINALIZE STUD CONTRACT

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You have performed all necessary health checks, genetic screenings, and selected the perfect mate for your bitch. Now it's time to work out the details of the mating.

It is an excellent idea to work out a contract with the owner of the stud dog before breeding takes place. The agreement concerning stud fees should be in writing and clearly state all obligations and circumstances. The contract should be signed
by all parties to the transaction, and each signer should receive a copy.

The stud fee is set by the stud dog's owner. The mode of payment may differ. The stud owner may request a cash fee, "pick of the litter," one or more puppies from the resulting litter, etc. The collection of the stud fee is the stud owner's responsibility.

DidiLove1:
This post is in this section just because there's a dog involved? What if it was his shoes he sold, will you post?

No ma/sir. if it's not supposed to be her can you suggest a place where @lalasticlala can move it to?

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am surprised that this post didn't make it to Front Page..... @seun fynestboi lalasticlala mynd44

Namdeenero:
Nice one bro.... This one goes to every hardworking individual out there, your turn to shine MUST come!

yes sir

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Let's look at Sylvester Stallone.




Stallone was a struggling actor in every definition At some point, he got so broke that he stole his wife's jewelry and sold it. Things got so bad that he even ended up homeless. Yes, he slept at the New York bus station for 3 days. Unable to pay rent or afford food. His lowest point came when he tried to sell his dog at the liquor store to any stranger. He didn’t have money to feed the dog anymore. He sold it at $50 only. He says he walked away crying. Two weeks later, he saw a boxing match between Mohammed Ali and Chuck Wepner and that match gave him the inspiration to write the script for the famous movie, ROCKY. He wrote the script for 20 hours! He tried to sell it and got an offer for $125,000 for the script. But he had just ONE REQUEST. He wanted to STAR in the movie. He wanted to be the MAIN ACTOR. Rocky himself. But the studio said NO. They wanted a REAL STAR. They said he "Looked funny and talked funny". He left with his script. A few weeks later, the studio offered him $250,000 for the script. He refused. They even offered $350,000. He still refused. They wanted his movie. But NOT him. He said NO. He had to be IN THAT MOVIE. After a while, the studio agreed, gave him $35,000 for the script and let him star in it! The rest is history! The movie won Best Picture, Best Directing and Best Film Editing at the prestigious Oscar Awards. He was even nominated for BEST ACTOR! The Movie ROCKY was even inducted into the American National Film Registry as one of the greatest movies ever! And do you know the first thing he bought with the $35,000? THE DOG HE SOLD. Yes, Stallone LOVED HIS DOG SO MUCH that he stood at the liquor store for 3 days waiting for the man he sold his dog to. And on the 3rd day, he saw the man coming with the dog. Stallone explained why he sold the dog and begged for the dog back. The man refused. Stallone offered him $100. The man refused. He offered him $500. And the guy refused. Yes, he refused even $1000. And, believe it or not, Stallone had to pay $3,000 for the same dog he sold at $50 only! And he finally got his dog back! And today, the same Stallone who slept in the streets and sold his dog JUST BECAUSE he couldn’t even feed it anymore, is one of the GREATEST Movie Stars who ever walked the Earth!


Why give up

Let me attach some quotes:

“ A warrior does not give up what he loves,
he finds the love in what he does
Dan Millman.

“ I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. You'll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, so you should try to make the most of it.
Louis Sachar


Cc: Fynestboi Seun lalasticlala mynd44 do something about this post

More coming...

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers: How to Stop Your Dog from Begging at the Table


Staff Writers |

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When you sit down to eat dinner, does your dog try to get in on the action? It's hard to resist sharing your meal with your dog when he looks up at you with those eyes, but begging can quickly become a problem. To help owners teach their dog to kick the bad habit, the AKC offers tips on how to stop
begging at the table before it becomes a nuisance.

Be consistent: Do not give in when your dog begs you. You need to ignore the begging all the time, and make sure friends and family members do the same. Consistency is key to changing your dog’s behavior.

Feed your dog before yourself: You should feed your dog before you sit down to eat. That way, you’ll have a dog who is not hungry and is more apt to settle down. Make sure that your dog's mealtime is sensational and your dog will be less likely to beg for your food.

Teach basic skills: Another way to manage your dog during meal times is to have taught basic skills such as a reliable down-stay. This alternative behavior can be used to deter begging.

Reward good behavior: Don’t forget to reward your pooch for a job well done. If your dog has been well- behaved throughout the meal then take one of his favorite treats eg. real chicken and put it in his dish. Your dog will learn this routine and might start to wait by his dish for a treat

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Abeg nairalanders guess the paper he is taking...

And why is he sweating

STEP SEVEN - KNOW YOUR GENETICS

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To be an effective breeder, you should have a basic understanding of the science of genetics. Everything about your prospective puppies' health, soundness, looks, and
temperament will be determined by the genes passed on by their parents, and by their parents before them. Therefore, the selection of a mating pair should not be made solely on the basis of the dog's or bitch's looks (or temperament or soundness, etc.), but should be based on an understanding of how the animal's genes contributed to its looks and of how those genes are passed on and expressed. That is why it is essential to study the pedigrees of your mating pair. The more knowledge you have as you make your selection, the more likely you are to produce a litter with the qualities you desire.

You should also be well-versed in the genetic problems that affect your breed. Genetic defects can occur in any breed and can affect any system in the body. Some genetic diseases may occur in many breeds; others occur in only one or a few breeds. The following is a brief explanation of how genetic defects may be inherited and expressed.

Diseases that follow a dominant pattern of inheritance need only one abnormal gene. That is, if only one parent is affected, the
condition will show up in each successive generation. Some individuals may be only mildly affected with the condition, making it difficult to detect. In such cases, the condition can mistakenly be thought to skip generations.

Diseases that follow a recessive pattern of inheritance occur in homozygous individuals, meaning dogs with two abnormal genes. Dogs with one mutant and one normal gene are
heterozygous, and they are carriers of the condition. They appear normal but can pass the abnormal gene to their offspring. Recessive mutant genes can be passed through many generations before emerging in the offspring of two dogs that carry the same genetic mutation.

Polygenic disorders result from the cumulative action of a number of different genes. The exact number of genes involved
and their individual functions are difficult to determine, and the pattern of inheritance tends to vary from family to family. Polygenic inheritance can sometimes mimic either dominant or recessive inheritance, and this feature may lead to erroneous conclusions regarding the type of underlying genetic abnormality.

Chromosomal anomalies -- defects in chromosome number and structure -- can also cause genetic diseases. Dogs normally
have 39 pairs of chromosomes on which genes are located. Major abnormalities in chromosome number and structure can
produce serious defects.

champsdre:
Pls add 07058829240

you'll be contacted

PerfectlyPerfect:
No bruh. I saw the quality I liked and I went for it. I'm not really concerned with the state I'm buying from. Also, there's nothing like "Anyhow" dog #Peace

okay sir.